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“Tons, tons, tons…poof~~~~”

In the corner of the guild bar, Aqua drank a glass of bubble wine, and then let out a decadent sigh like a middle-aged uncle.

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A drunken expression, a swaying body.

It can be seen how much the lazy idiot goddess is enjoying herself.

Sato Kazuma said with a look of disgust: "You guys, can you stop acting like a middle-aged uncle? Aren't you a goddess? At least you have a bit of what a goddess should be like, right?"

The drunken Aqua curled her lips: "What does it matter! Today is a day worth celebrating, so what's wrong with a little indulgence?"

The drunken Aqua curled her lips.

Do you really want to complain about her and stop being indulgent?

Today, the kingdom commended them and publicized their great achievements. The most important thing was to publicize them in front of all the adventurers in the town. Such high-level treatment made Sato Kazuma secretly happy.

Look, those adoring eyes.

He is really high!

Then he pretended to be proud and drank all the bubble wine in the cup in one gulp, earning enthusiastic praise from others.

In fact, it's not just that.

The kingdom's celebration of issuing a bounty was just an excuse. The most important thing was that Aldap, the notorious lord who was disliked by all the villagers, was arrested on suspicion of colluding with the Demon King's army, and there was a high probability that he would not be able to come back.

This is what makes them excited.

"That hateful lord has been captured. I'm really happy!"

Aqua slammed the wine glass on the table, and the splash of wine splashed on Sato Kazuma's face.

But this time, it was rare for Sato Kazuma not to quarrel with her, because the words of the stupid goddess got to his heart.

Sato Kazuma echoed: "The bounties awarded by the kingdom have been robbed twice in a row. Even a generous person makes me angry, let alone want to do it a third time!"

When Aldap was asking for compensation just now, he and Aqua were the loudest in the crowd.

After all, they are the two people who value money the most. When they heard that not only could they not get the money, but they were also burdened with inexplicable debts, they naturally protested loudly.

The same goes for Megumin.

Although she didn't express much, the magic power emerging from her body showed that she was on the verge of exploding. If Darkness hadn't stopped him in time, the biggest fireworks would have gone up in the guild.

Needless to say, Youyou didn't need to mention that the innocent girl had never seen such extremely corrupt and dark practices, which cast a shadow on her young mind.

On the other hand, it was Darkness, who said enthusiastically: "Don't you think Aldap looked like a country lord just now? That evil, obscene and disgusting look in his eyes seemed to want to take off all the clothes of the women present. Same...ha...ha...ha..."

"...Sorry, we can't understand."

Sato Kazuma couldn't help but complain.

The female knight in my team is too perverted and always thinks of strange ways to play.

Fortunately she didn't go crazy at the time, otherwise the scene would have been extremely chaotic.

What he didn't know was that at that time, Xiaolin pinched her butt firmly from a direction that no one else could see, causing her pleasure and pain. He also suppressed the perverted female knight's desire to cause trouble.

"But it's weird."

"What's wrong?"

"That lord actually didn't accuse Darkness of destroying the lord's mansion and demand compensation. Generally speaking, it's impossible."

"Indeed, it's so strange."

This question made everyone in the team think deeply.

Judging from Aldap's nature of making more and more mistakes, he would never give up the opportunity to gain greater profits.

"That's because he doesn't dare."

Xiaolin chuckled.

The team looked at each other, and after realizing that everyone was confused, Sato Kazuma asked: "What do you mean, Kobayashi-senpai?"

Xiaolin explained: "Because the Dustinis family is a famous noble, and they are also the big nobles who manage Axel and other surrounding novice villages. How could Aldap cause trouble for them? The most important thing is that Darkness is here The cadres of the Second Demon King’s Army were one of the biggest heroes in the battle.”

The reason is that the kingdom has awarded Darkness a certificate. If Aldap demands compensation from Darkness, it means that he is questioning the kingdom.

A mere novice village lord dares to question the kingdom's decision. Doesn't he want to live?

Others suddenly realized.

"It seems that the evil lord still has some brains."

"Idiot Kazuma, how can you be a lord if you have no brains?"

"What did you say?"

"Say you're a fool!"

"You are!"

"Who are you!"

The two of them quarreled again, especially under the stimulation of alcohol, and the two of them lost their minds more easily than before. If Darkness hadn't pulled them away in time, they would have struggled with each other.

But Aqua was right.

Aldap is bad, but he is not brainless. Otherwise, he would not have been a lord for so long without making mistakes. At least his management ability deserves recognition.

If Aqua and Sato Kazuma were to manage the territory, there would be big trouble within three months.

Especially Aqua.

If you are not careful, the stupid goddess will turn this town into the headquarters of the Axis Cult, but it is not impossible that she will be accused of betrayal by the kingdom later.

It must not be like that!

Xiao Lin quickly shook off the terrible thoughts that appeared in his mind.

At this time, Youyou suddenly wondered: "Well... I have a question, why doesn't the lord think that Miss Lalatina stole the treasure? Is it also because of her identity?"

"……What did you say?"

"Yes, I'm sorry, I said the wrong thing! I'm sorry! I'm sorry, Miss Lalatina!"

The shy girl realized that she had used the wrong words and quickly apologized to Darkness.

However--

"Stealing the treasure... He was framed even though he didn't do anything, and then he was taken away by the evil lord... He was tortured in a dark room full of various tools. Even if he tried to defend himself, it didn't help. Instead, he suffered more violently. The punishment...this feeling...is really great!"

The perverted female knight, whose cheeks were red, fell into delusion and began to gasp for air.

There are enough mine-related speeches.

In fact, not only in terms of appearance, Darkness is as perverted as Aldap.

"Hey~~~~"

He pinched the waist and abdomen of the female knight hard, causing her to wake up from her delusion with a cry of surprise.

Xiaolin explained: "It has nothing to do with identity. I think it's probably because I don't dare. Even though Darkness looks like this, she is a Cross Knight, and she is also a pure paladin who believes in the goddess Eris. They value reputation more than anything else. of."

That's why Aldap is said to be smart.

The Eris Cult is the state religion of the kingdom, and its influence can be imagined. Even if the church doesn't follow the rules, other Eris believers will make him suffer.

"So that's it." Youyou nodded as if understanding, and then apologized again: "I'm sorry, Miss Lalatina."

"No, it's okay...please don't call me by that name, please..."

Darkness buried her head in her arms in shame and anger, obviously she couldn't accept this cute name.

I really hope that Yoyo, who is also embarrassed and angry about the name, can have the same understanding.

At this moment, a strong smell of alcohol poured into the nose, and at the same time, a drunken shout came from behind: "Hey, Xiao Lin! You are the biggest contributor today, you are a hero! How can you sit in the corner and drink silently? Woolen cloth!"

"Dust, you drank too much again."

The person who came was none other than Daxter, one of Axel’s scumbags who was as famous as Sato Kazuma.

Looking at his careless look, who would have thought that the blond man in front of him is actually a real hidden boss, and he is also a dragon knight who rides a dragon during the day and at night?

Xiao Lin rolled his eyes at him and said, "What's the matter, Dast? Can't even bubble wine stop your mouth?"

"That's not true! Although the wine is delicious, I always feel like I don't have a good time without the protagonist. Everyone, don't you think so?!"

Dast shouted at the guild people in a heated atmosphere, and received an even more enthusiastic response.

Looking at the provocative looks around him, Xiao Lin also gradually raised his head: "You guys... okay! Kids, get excited!"

"Oh oh oh oh oh!!!" xN

Driven by the divine performance of Aqua, the goddess of banquets, the atmosphere in the guild reached its peak and turned into a sea of ​​excitement.

After the banquet.

It was getting dark, others left one after another, and Xiao Lin and others also planned to return to the mansion.

It was originally a happy day, but the stupid goddess in the corner who kept vomiting ruined the good mood of the whole day.

Sato Kazuma pinched his nose and stayed away from her: "Really, if you can't drink, just drink less."

"That's it." Xiao Lin patted her on the back and sighed: "It's not an expensive wine. If it is a divine wine, I can understand it, but it's just ordinary bubble wine..."

"Wait, divine wine? What divine wine? Why don't I know about it?"

Hearing this word, Aqua suddenly sobered up and hugged Xiaolin's arm.

His eyes were shining like a vicious wolf.

This guy...

Not only Sato Kazuma, but also Kobayashi couldn't help but dislike her.

How greedy is he for drinking! Stupid goddess!

"Xiao Lin, Xiao Lin, what is the divine wine? Tell me quickly. Tell me quickly!"

"Let go, let go! How excited are you, idiot Aqua! I said it, I said it! So let it go!"

Unable to bear Aqua's pleas, Xiaolin told her about the divine wine brewed by the main god of the Soma Familia, and even gods would sink into it.

"...I want to drink! I want to drink!"

Aqua couldn't stop shouting after hearing this.

He knew it would turn out like this. A stupid goddess who liked drinking but was not good at wine could not remain indifferent after hearing the rumors about the divine wine.

Xiaolin Xiaoxiong spread his hands and said: "Unfortunately, my ring has no energy and cannot travel through time."

"It doesn't matter, I'll take care of it!"

Without saying a word, Aqua grabbed Xiaolin's hand and filled the ring with energy, then urged him impatiently.

"Alright! Go back in time, Xiaolin! Bring me some delicious wine!"

"Hey! Is it necessary to be in such a hurry?"

I couldn't help but roll my eyes at her.

In the past, if you wanted her to help with charging, you had to be humble and promise benefits, but now the stupid goddess actually takes the initiative to help for her own selfish desires. The gap is too big.

Speaking of which, Barnier's matter is over and Lord Aldap has been eliminated, so he has become idle all of a sudden.

And it’s just the beginning of spring. If you catch the tail of the season, it’s not a bad idea to go to Dicuo and level up again?

Xiao Lin fell into deep thought.

When Aqua saw Xiao Lin holding her chin and thinking, she shouted loudly: "Go ahead! Xiao Lin, just go! I want to drink, I want to drink the divine wine! Xiao Lin is my believer, in that case, just go I, the goddess, offer the best offerings!”

She hugged Xiaolin's legs and kept begging.

Hey, what are you doing!

Is there a goddess like you who holds someone else's thigh and begs for it?

I didn’t have the eyes to see it, I really didn’t have the eyes to see it.

When the adventurers who came out of the guild saw Aqua screaming and Xiao Lin being held by the thigh and unable to move, their eyes widened as if they had discovered something.

The scandal between Megumin and Yuyu hasn't ended a few days ago, and now Aqua is also involved.

If he continues like this, he won't be slandered as a scumbag, right?

There are also several female adventurers who are secretly observing not far away. There is something wrong with your eyes. What's going on with that "I can do it too" expression?

I'm not that kind of person!

Xiao Lin covered his cheek and said resignedly: "I'm going. I will go, so get up quickly! It's really embarrassing, please don't do this!"

"Really? Thank you, Xiaolin!"

After receiving a clear reply, the stupid goddess jumped up from the ground, almost knocking Xiao Lin down.

The female adventurers in the dark even opened their mouths wide, showing expressions like "I wonder if this is possible."

Come on, seriously!

"I said I wanted to go, but not now."

"Eh————"

"Hey, how big are you?"

Kobayashi knocked Aqua on the head.

Although the matter is almost over, there are still some things that he needs to finish, so it may be delayed for a while.

Xiao Lin was busy for the next few days.

After returning from "Earth Wrong", he was already able to become LV4, but because his proficiency did not meet his psychological expectations, he temporarily postponed the upgrade.

But he made a deal with Barnier.

He paid for the Duke of Hell, a former cadre of the Demon King's Army and leader of the demons, to create unlimited mask dolls to increase his proficiency. Soon his attributes reached the SSS level.

In the end, Aqua upgraded him.

【Xiao Lin? ? ? 】

LV4

Strength: i0

Durability: i0

Dexterity: i0

Agility: i0

Magic: i0

Skill: [Hero from another world]

Magic: [parody]

In addition to this, there is the ability to develop.

[Magic Guide (F)] at LV2, [Hard Body (F)] at LV3, and at LV4 he chose [Crush (H)].

By the way, the brackets represent proficiency.

Unexpectedly, the proficiency of [Hard Body], which I chose later, caught up with me. It seemed that I was as good at close combat as a certain legendary white-robed mage.

Also, when LV4 chose to develop abilities, he hesitated for a long time between [Continuous Attack] and [Smash], but finally chose the latter at Barnier's suggestion.

The only regret is that he doesn’t have the skills or development that a protagonist should have.

For example, [Luck] or [Mystery] are rare things that can play a vital role at critical moments.

Seeing the same luck as ordinary people on the adventurer's card, Xiaolin couldn't help but sigh.

——I am indeed not a hero.