I like traveling the most
Chapter 303: Being hurt by alcohol and sex, I am so haggard! From today
Chapter 303: Injured by wine and sex, he turned out to be so haggard! Starting today, quit drinking!
Adventurers in the labyrinth city go to the dungeon every day, which makes the guild the busiest time in the morning and evening every day.
Not only the adventurers and guild staff running back and forth, but also the constant noise coming from all around, can also make people subconsciously anxious.
But today, there was no noise in the guild where people were coming and going, only the sound of clothes rubbing against each other and footsteps.
When adventurers are talking to guild staff, their eyes will look towards a certain corner from time to time, and some relatively leisurely guild staff will also do the same, and even whisper to their companions.
"Look, that's Xiao Lin!"
"I saw it, I saw it! He is really handsome! If he can be taken seriously..."
"There is no doubt that he is currently the most popular man in Labyrinth City, a perfect son-in-law! Do you think we have a chance?"
"It's possible, it's possible! Xiao Lin is originally a member of the guild, and generally speaking, it's a union within the family, isn't it?"
The tower near the water gets the moon first.
The good-looking guild employees looked at Xiao Lin in the corner with admiration.
Handsome and powerful, his popularity in Labyrinth City is at least among the top three!
By the way, the first one is the leader of [Loki Familia], [Brave] Finn.
"But……"
"He seems to be a couple with the girl (Liu Zi) who has been following him. And I heard that the [Sword Girl] of the [Loki Familia] also had an affair with him."
"There's no chance, there's no chance, I can't compare to them."
The discouraged guild staff looked disappointed.
They still have self-awareness.
[Sword Princess] Aisi is a being even more beautiful than a god, not to mention that Xiaolin is always followed by Liu Zi who is as good as her.
If I had to choose someone in the guild who could compare with them, it would probably be the most popular half-elf girl in that guild.
In the corner of the guild, the two people at the center of the topic were talking.
When Ayina saw her colleagues who were showing off, she raised her lips and said teasingly: "It seems that after making such a big fuss, you have completely become a celebrity."
"Don't say that, I'm in trouble too."
Xiao Lin sighed slightly.
Celebrities in the so-called celebrity effect have a very hard life. Because the impact of every move will be magnified, no matter what he does, it will cause unnecessary misunderstandings to others, and sometimes even be misinterpreted.
For example, when I went to eat yesterday, I subconsciously said that the food was a bit bland, and the owner immediately ran over and knelt down to apologize, which made him lose his appetite. He left the meal money and left in a hurry.
After listening to his complaints, Aina also sighed: "It's really hard work."
"That is to say...hey, there's something wrong with your expression."
Xiao Lin thought she had empathy, but the way the half-elf girl tried not to laugh made him feel that she was gloating about her misfortune.
"You misunderstood."
"Absolutely not."
"It's really a misunderstanding."
"There is no misunderstanding!"
Aina quickly denied it, but Xiaolin naturally didn't believe it, and the two started fighting. Just like that, the feeling of alienation from seeing each other for a long time disappeared.
"Sure enough, Xiaolin is still Xiaolin no matter what."
"……What did you say?"
"fine."
Eina shook her head, then said softly with a smile: "Although it's a little late, I still want to say...congratulations, you defeated [Apollo Familia] and won the war game."
"Thank you. And... I'm sorry, I was pressed for time at the time, so I didn't come back in time to report to Aina that I was safe."
"It's okay, I understand."
The understanding girl accepted the apology.
Looking at the man who was now able to stand alone, Eina couldn't help but sigh at his rapid growth. She never imagined that Xiaolin, who had no family members two months ago, would step by step into the ranks of the strong under her own witness.
For some reason, Eina felt happy.
The joy of nurturing.
That's right! It was because I gave Xiao Lin some knowledge about dungeons that he was able to grow so quickly and outstandingly. I had at least one-third of the credit!
Seeing Eina suddenly clenching her hands and making a proud expression, Xiaolin waved his hand in front of her in confusion:
"Miss Eina, are you okay?"
"Cough, cough...it's okay."
Eina's cheeks were unnaturally red, ashamed of her shameless fantasy just now.
But he quickly adjusted to his condition.
The half-elf girl switched to work mode and said seriously: "Then the chat is over. Xiaolin, what do you want to do when you come to the guild this time?"
"I'm here to entrust the guild to find God Hermes this time. As for the reward... 200,000 faries."
"so much?"
Eina was slightly surprised.
But the information only costs 20W mana, and the price is a bit high. Of course, the premise is that God Hermes is not that difficult to find.
"Can I ask if I have anything to do with him?"
"Kill him and send him back to heaven."
Um? ? ?
Aina thought she heard wrongly, and subconsciously blurted out:
"Are you kidding?"
"laugh."
"You're kidding, right?"
"laugh."
Xiaolin responded to the girl's question with a smile.
Although she had a kind smile on her face, Eina still smelled the malice coming from Xiao Lin, and the target was naturally the god Hermes.
"Don't worry, Aegina. I'm joking. How could I do that to Lord Hermes? You're right, right? Hehe————"
... It's over. He's serious.
A sinister laugh came from her ears, and Aegina was so scared that she couldn't say anything for a while. She couldn't help but guess in her heart: What did Lord Hermes do to Xiaolin to make him so angry.
"In fact, it's not just this." Xiaolin said again: "I want to find out about the Soma clan."
"——?!!!"
Hearing the name of this clan, Aegina suddenly became nervous, grabbed Xiaolin's arm and asked:
"Why do you want to find out about the Soma clan? Although I heard recently that the clan god Soma has taken charge of the clan's affairs again, it seems that he can't convince the people, so the clan is still in chaos. It's better not to get involved with them."
Lord Somo took charge of the clan again before the war game started, which was when Lily was taken away.
Because the [Apollo Familia] colluded with the [Soma Familia], in order to disintegrate the strength of the [Hestia Familia] from within, the leader of the [Soma Familia], Chanis, abducted Lily.
At the banquet held by Apollo, Hyacinthus and Chanis met in the courtyard to plan this incident.
However, the [Hestia Familia] was too determined to rescue Lily, and Lily herself was indeed very motivated. After a big fuss, the Soma God suddenly realized and chose to let Lily go, and decided to take charge of the family again.
"Xiao Lin, you want to inquire about the Soma Familia, could it be..."
"Well, I want to buy some divine wine."
"No! Absolutely not!"
Aina, who was sure of what she thought, spoke up to stop without any hesitation.
As a guild staff member who dealt with adventurers every day, she had seen too many people poisoned by divine wine, so she would never allow Xiao Lin to get involved in that addictive thing!
"Hiss——, it hurts."
Xiao Lin took a breath of cold air.
Aina became more and more excited as she spoke, and her strength increased accordingly.
It was incredible. She was just a guild employee, but she was surprisingly strong in pinching Xiaolin's arm.
"Don't be nervous, Miss Aina." Xiaolin pried her hand apart and said, "The divine wine is only highly addictive to ordinary adventurers. LV2 will reduce it. Not to mention that I am LV4 and even have corresponding mental resistance.
I can't guarantee the level of divine wine for the God to drink, but if it is a defective product on the market, it will definitely not affect him.
The most important thing is...
"I didn't buy the divine wine to drink it, but the God asked me to buy it."
"...Really?"
"Really, I swear. By the way, the God who asked me to buy it is not in the labyrinth city but in my hometown. That's why she cried and begged me to buy it after hearing about the existence of the divine wine. "
"Hmm..."
Aegina was skeptical.
Not all the gods are in the labyrinth city. It is not impossible that they are in Xiaolin's hometown. She just couldn't imagine crying and begging to buy the divine wine.
It can be seen that Xiaolin did not hesitate at all, and even raised his hand to swear. She finally chose to believe it.
"Since you said so..."
"Thank you very much for your understanding, Miss Aegina."
"But! I don't recommend that you go to the [Soma Family] by yourself. It's best to find an adventurer who knows that family well."
"Okay, I know."
...
...
"So, you came to find Lily?" Hestia, who was sitting on the main seat, said disappointedly: "I thought you changed your mind and wanted to join us."
"I'm sorry, please forgive me for refusing. "
Xiaolin refused again.
In this war game, [Hestia's family] is undoubtedly the biggest winner.
As a rising upstart, they should have recruited many powerful and potential followers... But after Hestia accidentally revealed that her family still owed 200 million faris, she scared away all the adventurers who came to apply for the job.
Therefore, Xiaolin suspected that Hestia not only valued him, but also his money.
Hestia waved her hand indifferently, and then said after a pause: "I can't respond to your request, but if Lily agrees, then it's okay. How about it, Miss Supporter?"
Turning his head to look at the little human girl sitting next to Bell.
To be honest, Xiaolin didn't have any hope.
Lily was a typical example of being persecuted by [Soma Family], especially Xiaolin took the initiative to explain that his goal was the divine wine, how could she be willing to return to that sad place?
But the little human girl chose to look forward.
"——I'll go!"
"Really?"
"Well, at least repay the favor of Lord Xiaolin. Don't worry, Goddess Hestia, I'm not afraid anymore."
"... It's up to you."
Hestia looked impatient, but the worry in her eyes could not be resolved. It was obvious that she was still afraid that Lily would mind her past and dare not face it.
It is said that they were liberated after passing the test, but many people are unwilling to face the same difficulties again after breaking through the difficulties.
Lily made a request: "If Goddess Hestia is really worried, then let Lord Bell go with me, just in time for the two of us to kiss each other and cultivate our feelings."
"You are dreaming, I will not let Bell kiss you!"
Hestia immediately objected.
Despite saying that, she still let Bell come along, and even worried too much that the entire family followed along.
"Hmm..."
Seeing the group full of fighting spirit, Xiaolin was silent for a moment and subconsciously asked: "Are we not going to declare war this time?"
"You don't understand, Xiaolin. At this time, the entire family must come together!"
"That's right! If you dare to bully Lily, you must ask me first!"
"Because I'm afraid that Lily will be bullied, I have to come along."
Several people talked at once.
The way that the entire family will come to bully one person, Xiaolin finally understood why Hestia is very similar to Aqua.
Not only the degree of being useless or thick-skinned, etc., the most important thing is that she values her own family the most, just like Aqua cares about her believers the most.
Lily was very moved.
Bell scratched his cheek embarrassedly, looking very embarrassed.
Xiaolin had a good idea instead.
"In that case, we have to show the strength of the new Labyrinth City."
"Show strength? How?"
"Come, learn from me."
Then Xiaolin's shoulders slumped, his upper body leaned back slightly, his arms did not move while walking but his shoulders swayed back and forth greatly, and his walking was awkward and artificial.
This is the "10 billion yuan pace"!
"This walking posture is so strange..."
"Why does it look so annoying?"
"And it's really awkward to walk."
At first, several people couldn't learn it well, but when they became proficient, they walked quite like that.
Among them, Hestia learned the fastest and walked the most arrogantly:
"Not bad, not bad, I'll walk like this from now on!"
Obviously she fell in love with this pace.
Then, everyone staggered to the [Soma Family] residence.
Because the walking posture was too arrogant, pedestrians on the road couldn't help but point at them. Except for Xiaolin and Hestia who were leading the way, everyone else silently restrained their movements. They were sorry that they couldn't accept the pace that surpassed humans.
Soon the group arrived at their destination.
Unexpectedly, as soon as they arrived at the [Sumo Familia], they saw an unexpected person.
It was Chanis, the former leader of the Familia.
After seeing Xiaolin and others, his limbs could not stop trembling slightly, his heart was pounding, cold sweat suddenly appeared on his forehead, his eyes were wide open, and his eyebrows were full of fear.
He has been trembling with fear these days.
The appearance of the [Hestia Familia] made the Somo God awaken. Chanis, who was deprived of power and lost his position as leader, only hoped that the [Apollo Familia] could teach them a lesson.
However, when the brutal Xiaolin defeated the [Apollo Familia] with overwhelming force, he had no resistance at all.
As we all know, when the protagonist began to settle accounts, bad guys like him died the most miserably.
Now the [Hestia Familia] traveled together and walked towards him swaggeringly. It was good that he didn't scream.
"Oh, it's you."
Hestia patted his shoulder, and he fell to the ground before she could use any force.
Before they could react, Chanis knelt down and apologized loudly.
"I'm sorry, sorry, sorry! I know I was wrong, and I'm repenting! I'm sorry! You can beat me, scold me, or ask me to do anything, but please don't kill me! I'm sorry, sorry!"
"Uh... I shouldn't have done anything."
Hestia was frightened instead.
"Well, no."
"I shouldn't have."
"Definitely not."
The others shook their heads.
Lily saw Chanis, who had been heaving her up and down, kneeling down and begging for mercy in fear, with a hint of secretly happy face, but she didn't show it, instead she said:
"Lord Hestia, I have something to say to Captain Chanis, can we go to the side and talk first?"
"Oh...oh, go ahead."
Hestia nodded ignorantly.
Xiaolin looked at the backs of the two people leaving and nodded, saying, "That's right, it's extortion."
"... No, no, no, how could Lily do such a thing? She must have gone to reconcile."
Bell looked unconvinced.
This rabbit who trusted his partner 100% really thought that Lily was a simple victim, but he didn't know that Lily only acted innocent in front of him.
After all, apart from height, whether it was age or experience, the little human girl had more.
Ignoring the two people who were "reconciling", under the guidance of Hestia, they successfully entered the Soma clan.
The entire clan residence has improved a lot.
There are no more captives of the divine wine by the wall or in the corner. They are all rebuilding the clan with all their heart.
Although there is no improvement yet, it means that the Supreme Soma is indeed moving in a good direction.
Soon, they met the Supreme Soma.
"Welcome."
Half of his face was covered by thick hair, and his appearance was unclear. His clothes were ordinary and he spoke in a low voice.
"So I told you, you have too much hair!"
"It hurts, please let me go, Hestia."
Even though Hestia pulled his hair roughly, Su Mo spoke in a low voice and didn't seem angry at all. I had to wonder how he regained control of the family.
But this was their business, so I didn't ask too much.
Then he explained his purpose.
After hearing this, Sumo fiddled with his hands in front of his chest and whispered: "I'm sorry, I have decided not to brew the sacred wine anymore."
"Huh?!!!"
It wasn't Krillin who overreacted, but Hestia.
This Kitchen God, who eats and drinks in the heaven, and still eats and drinks in his friends' houses in the lower world, is very envious of the skilled gods like Mihe and Hephaestus.
Just because she can't do anything, she doesn't have any advantage when it comes to recruiting dependents. After hearing that Somo was not brewing the divine wine, she immediately shouted excitedly.
"Why!"
"It is precisely because I was obsessed with brewing the divine wine and neglected to manage it that the family became like this, so I made up my mind to stop brewing. And in order to stop thinking about it, I have destroyed all the divine wine."
"How could that be? What a waste!"
Hestia beat her chest.
In fact, she was still thinking about whether she could take this opportunity to ask Somo for some divine wine, but she didn't expect it to be destroyed.
It's a pity for Xiaolin too.
But it's gone. He won't ask God Soma to brew the divine wine again, just like he never asked Zolf to help forge the magic sword.
Just like that, they stood up and took their leave.
But as soon as they arrived at the gate of the family camp, they were disappointed when Lily came to join them and brought good news.
"Captain Chanis kept a lot of sacred wine privately. Although they are all defective products, they should be able to be used. Of course, he voluntarily donated these sacred wines to us. Right, Captain?"
"Yes, yes, that's right."
Chanis was sweating profusely and agreed quickly.
Regardless of whether he had some agenda for hiding the sacred wine, at least Hestia and Xiaolin were grateful to him at this moment.
Then the two happily divided the divine wine.
Return to the hotel.
I saw a few bottles of sacred wine brought back.
Liu Zi asked curiously: "Master Xiaolin, is this the addictive divine wine? It doesn't look special on the outside."
"It should be related to defective products." Xiaolin explained: "Besides, the divine wine can only addictive adventurers below LV2, and most first-level adventurers are immune. Otherwise, the guild will not allow the divine wine to be circulated on the market. "
It's a pity that the doll girl can't eat, otherwise she could have tasted it.
On the contrary, Xiaolin was a little curious about the taste of the divine wine.
Simply pick up a bottle.
When he opened the bottle, a strong aroma of wine suddenly spurted out, like a pair of gentle hands caressing his soul, and his brain cells became active.
"It is indeed a divine wine. Even if it is a defective product, it is much better than high-end bubble wine."
Then drink it all in one gulp.
Apart from the fact that it tastes good, there is nothing else, and there is no addictiveness like sinking into it.
Kobayashi, who is favored by Aqua, is almost immune to all negative influences.
Although he said that, under the influence of wine, Xiao Lin was very interested tonight, and he worked hard until dawn before falling asleep with Liu Zi in his arms.
When I woke up, it was already the evening of the next day.
Xiao Lin rubbed his brows and said to himself: "I didn't expect that I would be so haggard after being hurt by alcohol and sex! From today on, I will stop drinking!"
Yes, the man only mentioned wine.
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