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Chapter 408 Eris's chest is padded
This is the confessional where only priests and sinners can live together. It is a room where no matter what you do here, you will be forgotten after you leave.
Aqua is a priest who forgives sinners, so as a sinner, Kobayashi will be forgiven no matter what he does in the confessional, right?
Doing obscene things in a sacred and solemn place will be scorned by the world once discovered. Even Darkness, who has strange habits, would not do such a thing in front of the statue of Eris. (You must try it if you have the chance.)
Keren is rebellious.
The more restrained you are, the more unbearable it becomes.
Even the most sage of saints, once they have desires, will eventually break through the threshold and do things full of immorality and guilt.
Just like now.
In the small space, only humans and goddesses coexisted. No one from outside would disturb the temple, but on the other side of the partition was a sinner who came to confess.
Kobayashi, who couldn't contain the evil in his heart, gently put his hands on Aqua who was sitting on the chair. The goddess was startled by the sudden touch, but she didn't break away but looked at the man behind her incomprehensibly.
Xiao Lin used his eyes to signal her to focus on the person opposite.
Aqua nodded, then crossed her fingers with a serious look on her face, and motioned Xiaolin to look towards the corner of the confessional with her eyes.
Following her gaze, I saw something in the shadow of her folded fingers. The degree of completion is so high that one can tell at a glance that it is a miniature Destroyer, and even the movements of the feet are lifelike.
The stupid goddess seemed to have no idea what Xiaolin wanted to express.
"Ahem. Welcome again, lost lamb... Come on, tell me what sin you have committed. Don't worry, God will definitely forgive your sin after hearing your confession."
The divine aura emanates from the goddess's surroundings.
The originally panicked sinner seemed to be soothed. Even if his view was blocked by the partition, he could still feel his gradually calming breathing.
Xiaolin's hands moved downward.
The careless touch made the body of the stupid goddess tremble involuntarily, and the strangeness seemed to alarm the people on the other side of the partition.
"Priest, are you okay?"
"...No, it's okay."
Under the concern of others, Aqua puffed her mouth and glared at Xiaolin.
Probably the person on the other side of the partition was really troubled by inner problems. He didn't pay much attention to it and started talking about his sins.
"Ah... Priest, please listen to me! I am an Axis cultist who has worshiped the goddess Aqua for a long time. However, in the portrait of the goddess Eris, the breasts continue to tempt me! Those are the breasts of the devil! Ah... God, please forgive me for being seduced by other goddesses and committing such sins!”
To actually come to confession for such a boring thing, should I be called an Axis cultist? Also, don’t you think it’s too much to call other goddesses devils?
The priest seemed to be shocked by his words and did not immediately tell him how to deal with it. The sinful man clasped his hands and lowered his head and waited silently.
Such a sin must be a headache for the priest as well.
...Not really.
As he confided his inner tangle just now, Xiaolin's sinful actions also escalated, gradually sliding down from his shoulders to Aqua's slender and soft waist.
The goddess seemed very angry when she was disturbed, and started fighting with the man behind her. Although he restrained himself, the sound of clothes rubbing against the air still reached the other side of the partition.
"That...priest?"
"Ah, ah...Sorry, I'm listening."
After the goddess signaled Xiao Lin to be quiet with a "don't make trouble" look, she said gently with an extremely serious expression and a very serious tone:
"Don't worry, God will forgive everything. You must love big breasts, you must love small breasts; the teachings of Axisism allow everything. Even homosexuals, even those who like girls with non-human animal ears, even Lolicon, even NEET, can be forgiven if the object is not undead or demon, as long as there is love and no crime is committed.”
As long as there is love and no breaking of the law, everyone can be forgiven.
It’s really very Aqua’s style.
But isn’t it a bit absolute to use the idea that God forgives everything? This kingdom was not established by the church, so the royal laws that should be observed must still be observed, such as sanctioning lolita control and the like.
"Ohhh...ohhhh...!"
The person who came to confess was so moved that his voice trembled. From the sound of his voice, he might still be crying.
In fact, the main function of this kind of person, or this kind of place, is not to punish the criminal, but to talk about the confusion or sin in the heart, and then relieve the inner guilt.
But seeing such a serious idiot goddess, Xiaolin's desire to get dirty with her became even stronger.
The hands that were held down on her waist exerted slight force, and before Aqua could react, he lifted her up, and then sat on the chair himself. Just like that, I held the stupid goddess in my arms.
"Eh!"
The sudden change made Aqua couldn't help but exclaim.
This naturally attracted the attention of the person opposite.
Rather, after being unlocked by Aqua, the two or three strange things on the other side of the partition were enough to make people suspicious.
"What's wrong, Lord Priest?"
"No, it's okay...!"
Aqua bit her index finger, her repressed expression seemed to be restraining herself from making strange noises.
At the same time, her body trembled slightly and she wanted to get away from the man behind her, but she couldn't get away because she was hugged, so she had to be tied up.
Kobayashi's strange desire was greatly satisfied.
This kind of satisfaction should cause some phenomena and be manifested in some way. However, he lowered his head and saw that it didn't raise the flag at all, and he was deflated for a while.
Aqua... No, the ability of the gods.
—— Forced Saint.
The effect is literal, and no human can be exempted from the effect, unless he is not a human.
Damn it!
Kobayashi's hands kept wandering on the stupid goddess' body, and his movements became rough and savage.
Fortunately, the two of them deliberately stayed away from the partition, otherwise if they moved too much and accidentally pushed the partition open, the shameful things they did would be exposed to the world, and the believers on the opposite side might collapse because of this.
Resist Kobayashi's mischievous hands.
Aqua once again said solemnly and seriously in a sacred manner:
"You, devout believer. In order not to be tempted by the devil again, remember this spell - [Eris's breasts are padded]. If your heart is tempted in the future, remember to chant this spell. If you meet other people who are tempted, it is also a good thing to tell them this spell."
I really don't know how she said this sentence in a calm tone.
Just like some people, who are eating popsicles, but can tell their husbands on the phone that they are fine and will be home later. Their acting skills are exaggerated.
Women are really scary.
"Eris's breasts are padded..."
"Okay, come and repeat with me."
"Eris's breasts are padded!" X2
Under Aqua's leadership, the man's emotions gradually rose, and he shouted: "I, I feel like I woke up instantly! Thank you, the priest, for teaching me such a magical spell, it is very useful!"
As if... no, a man who received an oracle, he was very excited.
After thanking him, he left immediately.
Leaving so soon?
Kobayashi felt a little regretful. After all, he was just a side dish. Wouldn't it be less fun to leave like this?
While feeling regretful, Aqua waved her fists and kept hitting Kobayashi's chest. The stupid goddess had tears in her eyes and sniffled, and she scolded loudly:
"Too much...too much, Kobayashi!"
"Uh...sorry."
Did I go too far?
Of course, not every girl enjoys this kind of fun like the perverted female knight, so it's natural for Aqua to be angry.
But...
"You are teasing me on purpose! You want me to embarrass yourself so that I can't do my job as a priest properly, right? Then you can use this to make fun of me! But Kobayashi, you really underestimate me. I'm a goddess, and this little disturbance won't affect me at all!"
The stupid goddess proudly puffed up her chest again, as if she saw through the man's plan.
But it's not right!
She completely misunderstood Kobayashi's meaning!
Could it be that the caress just now was not even a tease in Aqua's eyes, but just a prank?
No way? !
With some expectation, Kobayashi said seriously: "You misunderstood Aqua, I did it on purpose just now."
"Look, isn't it still teasing me?"
"No way!"
The cuteness revealed in Aqua's clear eyes made him not know how to explain for a while. How pure are you, you stupid water goddess!
"I know, I know!"
In the end, Aqua looked impatient and pouted: "I won't be a priest here forever. I'll go back with you now. That's all!"
"I said that's not what I meant."
Just like that, she didn't raise the flag at all!
Even if Kobayashi kept explaining, the stubborn goddess who was determined in one thing would never listen to anything else. It seems that if she wants to take the relationship with Aqua to a higher level, there is still a long way to go.
"By the way, Aqua."
"Why?"
"Even if the goddess Eris's breasts are padded, she is your junior after all, is it really okay to say that?"
"Wait, how do you know that Eris's breasts are padded?"
Aqua always gets the point of something strange.
Unlike your girlfriend telling you "I met a cute puppy on the way to buy medicine", if you only care about the puppy, you will be dead, Kobayashi hopes that Aqua can care about the latter!
"Kobayashi, can you explain it to me?"
The stupid goddess cares about the believers, and cares more about the believers who turn to Eris.
Kobayashi was also very angry about this.
Pushing away the beautiful face that kept coming up, he rolled his eyes and complained: "You stupid goddess, how many times do you think I have died? Even if you don't pay attention, you can find it, right?"
It is no exaggeration to say that if you count the number of times, Kobayashi is probably the number one in "Moqing", more than twice as many as Sato Kazuma!
"I-I see... Hehehe... Hehe..."
Aqua scratched her head, looking confused.
I don't know if she felt sorry for smothering Kobayashi so many times, or embarrassed for being so excited about Eris just now.
"Let's get back to the topic just now."
Aqua put away her silly expression and said in a very serious tone: "For gods, the number of believers and faith is very important, because those will be directly converted into our divine power. Eris has many believers, and although my believers are few in number, their faith is quite strong. In order to protect those lovely believers, I can do anything."
"Hey, hey, hey, if you say that, then what do I do count?"
Kobayashi couldn't help but complain.
In order to develop the Axis religion in other worlds, he has made a lot of efforts.
Are those not worth mentioning at all?
"I am very touched by Kobayashi's efforts. So, Kobayashi is my most lovely believer, and no one can take you away! Even if Kobayashi and all the believers are put on the scale, I will choose Kobayashi without hesitation!"
"Aqua..."
"Because Kobayashi will help me attract more believers!"
"You guy, give me back the touch you just made."
Kobayashi took back the expression he had made halfway, and turned it into helplessness and disgust.
Aqua took the initiative to hug him, with a flattering smile on her face, and did not let go even though Kobayashi tried to break free. She was full of vitality and adorable silliness. Such a goddess really makes people hate and love her.
Walking out of the confession room.
Sato Kazuma came to Kobayashi with the tired and weak-looking Huihui and others.
"Kobayashi senior..."
"What's wrong, Sato-kun? You look very bad."
Not only him, but Huihui and Youyou also looked very bad. Liu Zi was a doll girl so she had no expression. Only Darkness was still flushed, looking very happy.
Huihui, who was leaning on the magic wand, looked pale. She moved her heavy steps to Kobayashi and shook her head gently and said, "This is the Demon Realm. Hurry up, let's go back quickly. I want to leave here as soon as possible."
Every pocket on her body was stuffed with a large number of applications for membership. Just this alone has already told what happened before.
Serves you right!
Kobayashi thought to himself.
She deserved this day, and it was all her own fault. It was the little loli who made Alcanretia like this, and she deserved to be treated like this.
Just as they were about to leave, the female cultist who stayed behind came forward.
"Miss High Priestess, are you going back?"
"Anything else?"
"Actually, I want to ask if you want to go and soak in the hot spring that this church is most proud of before leaving? That's the best hot spring in this town, and the effects are excellent."
"Hey, it seems good. How about you, do you want to soak together?"
Aqua seemed very interested in the best hot spring and invited other companions in the team.
However, unlike Aqua, who was like a fish in water in this town as an Axis cultist, Huihui and the other little lolita who had suffered from the crazy Axis cultists and whose spirits were destroyed to the edge chose to go back and rest.
Anyway, there are hot springs in the hotel, and it is more comfortable to soak there.
As for Sato Kazuma...
"Is the hot spring here a mixed bath?"
"Saying such immoral words in a sacred church will be punished by God."
Hearing what the female church member said, he also decided to go back.
And Kobayashi, who had just done something excessive, was also afraid of being punished by God, and immediately decided to go back with Sato Kazuma.
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