I like traveling the most

Although it is shameful, I have to admit that except for going to the toilet for a long time, men are extremely fast in other things. ♦♦  ♦♦

The same goes for hot springs.

After Sato Kazuma didn't meet the opposite sex for a long time, he chose to go back out of interest.

Xiao Lin also followed.

Unexpectedly, when the two of them were getting dressed, they suddenly heard voices coming from the dressing room next door.

"Hurry up, Darkness, Yoyo, why are you two dragging your feet!"

"Slow down Megumin, don't be so anxious, it will be bad if you fall here."

"Megumin, don't cause trouble to others."

is their companion.

There are three girls in the team except Aqua.

Of course, the shameless girls did not come to the mixed bath, but were in the women's pool on the far left. However, because the walls of the locker room were relatively thin, Kobayashi and Sato Kazuma could still hear their conversations.

They are really energetic.

Let's break away from the poison of Axis Cult and enjoy the hard-earned leisure for a while.

Just when Kobayashi was thinking this, he discovered that Sato Kazuma, who had already put on his clothes, silently took off his clothes again.

Hold his shoulders.

"Wait, Sato-kun."

"Please leave me alone, Senior Xiaolin. I suddenly felt that I didn't have enough fun, so I wanted to relive it again. After all, what the elder sister said just now proves that there may never be such a good opportunity again in the future."

"It's such a good opportunity for peeping."

You can guess with your butt what Kazuma Sato is thinking.

There must be no chance to take a mixed bath with a girl, and the bath with my eldest sister just wasn't enjoyable enough, so I thought of going back to peep.

But no.

Regardless of whether the people in the female pool are companions or not, Xiao Lin will never allow this kind of behavior.

Because this is already a crime.

"Senior Xiaolin, this is my lifelong request. So, please!"

"No. Didn't you just use your lifetime request? I can't let you be willful this time. Besides, if you take this opportunity to change your image, Huihui and the others will think more highly of you, isn't it good?"

"No————!"

No matter how much Sato Kazuma begged, Kobayashi would never let go and forcefully took him back to the room.

Although I don’t know if girls will be suspicious when taking a bath, but if they find out that Sato Kazuma is not taking a mixed bath, they will definitely feel guilty. By then, they will be able to barely reverse the negative impact of the title of ghost Kazuma.

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After returning to the room.

Aqua has returned from church.

At this moment, she was burying her head in Wiz's chest and crying loudly, as if she had been wronged a lot.

"Too much!"

"Please let me go, Aqua-sama..."

Aqua's tears had a sacred aura, which would make the Lich Girl's skin tingle very much. But being hugged, she had nowhere to hide and could only plead.

Xiaolin, who couldn't stand it anymore, opened it up and was gratefully thanked by Wiz.

The stupid goddess turned around and lay in Xiao Lin's arms, soaking his chest in just one second, crying and shouting: "I didn't do anything wrong, I just went to take a bath in the hot spring... Why, Why should you blame me?"

Kazuma Sato, who was troubled by the unsuccessful peeping, asked unhappily: "What's wrong? What kind of weird phenomenon did you cause today and how many people did you cause trouble to?"

"What a weird phenomenon! What trouble are you causing! Why do you always conclude that I did something wrong?!"

Aqua suddenly raised her head and roared at Sato Kazuma.

Although I know that it is very bad to blame your companions all the time, 99% of the time every trouble is caused by them, there is no need to doubt it.

Just like Kazuma Sato who chose mixed bathing without hesitation, Aqua's ability to cause trouble leaves no one in doubt.

Wiz explained: "It's like this... After Aqua-sama soaked in the Axis Cult's hot spring, the hot spring turned into ordinary hot water, so..."

"So I was kicked out! I am obviously a goddess, why do I have to be kicked out of the church that worships me! Why!"

Who are you asking?

Sato Kazuma then remembered that Aqua's characteristic was to purify the water that touched her body, so it was not impossible for the hot spring to be purified.

In other words, the hot springs are purified because of something.

He looked at Xiao Lin and found that Xiao Lin was also looking at him. After exchanging glances, he immediately recalled what happened in the mixed bath just now.

"Also! What makes me most angry is that I said this to the person who manages the hot spring! "It's my fault for turning the hot spring into hot water. I can apologize!" However, there is nothing we can do about it! Yes, because I am the goddess of water! Aqua herself! "As a result, the manager... wu wu... actually laughed with his nose...! I am a goddess! I am obviously a goddess!"

After Aqua finished speaking, she burst into tears again.

Xiao Lin had just finished taking a bath in the hot spring, and he actually had the illusion of taking another bath. If she performs this, maybe the manager will believe that she is the goddess of water.

Sato Kazuma stared at Aqua for a moment, and then...

"snort."

"Whoaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

The excited idiot goddess rushed forward and tore with him.

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the next day.

Early in the morning, everyone gathered on the first floor of the hotel, which was the dining area.

While eating breakfast, Aqua suddenly said seriously: "This town seems to be in crisis."

"Why do you say that? In terms of danger, your special physique is the most dangerous. From now on, you are only allowed to take a bath in the open-air bath attached to the room."

Sato Kazuma, who just wanted to stay away from trouble, was the first to jump out and refute her.

"Listen to what I have to say!"

Aqua slammed the table and said, "I don't like purifying hot springs. ♡♢  ♦♦Even the high-end bathing agents that Darkness put in the mansion's bathhouse are the same. I tried pouring them all into the pool. In the end, it was purified in just a few seconds.”

"Hey, have you used all those bath products? I just bought them by mail order from the royal capital."

"It's not important."

Ignoring Darkness's cry, she continued: "But it's strange. When I soaked in the Axis Order's hot spring, I spent a lot of time purifying the hot spring. Speaking of my purification ability, it is extremely powerful. Oh. For example..."

At this point, she suddenly put her index finger into Xiao Lin's coffee. In just a moment, the black coffee turned into transparent hot water.

"look!"

"Look at you big-headed devil!"

Xiao Lin rolled his eyes angrily.

Aqua licked her fingers and said to everyone: "As you can see, generally speaking, it is over like this in an instant. However, it only took a lot of time at that time, which proves that the hot spring It’s pretty heavily contaminated.”

"oh oh……"

"Recently, people everywhere in town are saying that the quality of hot springs has declined. Maybe the Demon King's army feels that the Axis Cult is a threat and feels that it cannot defeat them head-on, so they want to take away the most important financial source of the cult."

"This is so scary..." X4

"Believe me!"

Seeing that the four members of the team were perfunctory in unison, she slapped the table hard in protest.

"After all, would the Demon King's army do something so roundabout?"

...It’s already being done, okay!

Megumin's question made Sato Kazuma break into a cold sweat.

It would be a good thing if the action was stopped like this, but if the Demon King's army were here, they would definitely make a big fuss.

Someone will immediately report this matter to the Adventurer's Guild, and they will be forced to assist, and the rare hot spring trip will be ruined. Based on the idea that doing more is worse than doing less, it’s better not to say anything.

This man's subconscious mind is thinking about escaping.

"I want to rise up to protect this town! So everyone is willing to help me!"

"I'm going to go for a walk, no."

"I have clearly understood how terrifying the Axis cultists are, so I will not accompany them today."

"Me too."

Aqua's request was immediately rejected by Sato Kazuma and the two Crimson Demon girls. They have been tortured, and even if the Demon King's army attacks, they still wish that this town would just wither away.

"X-Xiao Lin..."

"Stop crying, I will stay with you."

The only thing the Stupid Goddess cares about most is her followers. Maybe her base is far different from that of the Eris Cultists. As Aqua said, she would do anything for them.

When the Axis Cult is facing a crisis, how could the believed Goddess of Water not help? ...Although her identity as a goddess is not recognized.

"Where's Darkness?"

"I……"

"It's okay, Darkness. It doesn't matter if you don't come to help. Just go shopping with Megumin and the others. I'll take care of Xiaolin."

Aqua was like a fallen girl who didn't care about anything else as long as she had "this", and turned around and abandoned the female knight.

Hearing this, Darkness was relieved. After all, she preferred to go to the streets to find new excitement.

After that, Xiaolin took Liuzi and set off with Aqua.

Unlike the tourists who came for sightseeing, they were not harassed by the Axis cultists. Just because of the Axis Cult emblem on Xiaolin's forehead and Aqua's long aqua-blue hair.

"Aqua, what are you going to do?"

"What?"

"Didn't you clamor to come about the town hot spring? Didn't you just rush out without thinking of any countermeasures?"

"Well..."

Aqua rolled her eyes, wanting to appear prepared. But you don't need to think about it to know that if she had that IQ, she wouldn't be called a stupid goddess.

"By the way, I have an idea!"

The stupid goddess didn't know what she was thinking of and ran towards Axis Church happily. Just when Xiaolin thought she was going to ask the church for help, she never expected that she would ask her to soak in the church's hot spring again.

"Hello……"

"You come too!"

Without giving Xiao Lin a chance to retort, the stupid goddess grabbed his arm and walked to the hot spring, then took off his clothes, moving so fast that there was no time to stop him.

"Wait, wait! Why do you need to take off your clothes!"

"I want to confirm again whether the hot spring is really contaminated. Also, Xiaolin, please take off your clothes and come in! At least I have to make you believe it!"

Aqua urged him.

Hot springs, goddesses, solitude.

Xiao Lin bets that no man can refuse this invitation.

However, even though the goddess's beautiful body was displayed in front of him, he didn't react at all, so much so that he wanted to shout: Niu Niu, what's wrong with you, Niu Niu!

Damn the forced saint!

I took a hot spring bath without any smell.

Maybe because I was too close to the stupid goddess, I didn't feel the smell of the hot spring being polluted. However, the sensitive goddess felt it and was sure that it was done by the Demon King's army.

In order to confirm whether the hot springs in the whole town were polluted, Aqua took him to most of the hot spring pools. From morning to night, Xiaolin felt that he was swollen a lot.

Then.

Finally confirmed, Aqua borrowed a big speaker from somewhere and dragged Xiaolin to the center of the hot spring on the street.

She first performed a talent show, attracted many people to watch, and then began her speech.

"Dear Akusis believers! This town is now under attack by the demon king's army's sabotage! As for what actions they took... that is, they mixed poison into the hot springs in this town! After my confirmation, many hot springs have been destroyed!"

The point was the first thing.

But it was too straightforward, and it was undoubtedly alarmist in the eyes of others.

Someone immediately stood up to question it.

"I haven't heard of this. I just took a bath in a nearby hot spring and didn't feel anything!"

"That's because I'm purifying the toxins in the hot springs everywhere. I've also purified all the hot springs in this area. But I can't rest assured yet, so I need your cooperation here - before this matter is resolved, please don't take a bath in the hot springs!"

Hearing her say this, people around her started talking.

Aqua motioned to Kobayashi to say something.

Just as he was about to speak, another uncle said, "This is a hot spring town, Miss Priest. Hot springs are an important tool for us to attract customers. If you tell everyone not to take a bath in the hot springs now, won't we be unable to make money?"

"That's right, and what reason does the Demon King's Army have to poison the hot springs?"

The crowd's questions were the same as Huihui's, and Aqua immediately said her previous guess again.

Although it was unfounded and unbelievable, in fact, according to the information obtained by Kobayashi, it was the truth. ——The purpose of the Demon King's Army was to cut off the financial resources of the Axis Church and thus bring down the Axis Church.

"Ah! In such a place!"

At this moment, the owner of the hot spring hotel that we had visited before pointed at Aqua standing on the box and shouted: "You guy! What did you do to the hot spring in our hotel! How could it become ordinary hot water!"

"Hey, everyone help catch that guy! That woman is here to cause trouble. She turned all the hot springs in the town into hot water!"

"Yes, she is very likely a minion of the Demon King's Army, and was sent to destroy this hot spring town where the Axis Cult is based!"

Not only him, but everyone else shouted. I don't know why, but suddenly Aqua became a member of the Demon King's Army.

The stupid goddess who was misunderstood naturally didn't want to do it. She shouted loudly: "Listen carefully, you people! I am a goddess! Yes, I am the goddess of water Aqua herself! My lovely believers, as you can see, I came here to save you in person!"

The audience below, who were still noisy, immediately fell into silence.

There was a bad atmosphere brewing.

Suddenly, a burst of shouting and cursing sounded at the scene.

"Stop talking nonsense, you rude guy!"

"You just want to pretend to be Goddess Aqua with blue hair and blue eyes, be careful of God's punishment!"

"Hurry up and throw her into the lake! Since she says she is the goddess of water, it must be okay to be thrown into the lake!"

As they talked, the angry crowd began to throw stones at Aqua.

"Waaaaa——! Stop it, stop it! I am really a goddess!"

The stupid goddess ran away with her head in her hands.

However, the already angry audience did not listen to her explanation at all, and even thought that she was still offending the goddess, and threw stones more vigorously.

Being denied by her own believers, this goddess is too unsuccessful, right?

Although Kobayashi was also wrong for letting the situation develop, if he did not let the stupid goddess do this, she would definitely make a fuss.

But I didn't expect the reaction to be so strong.

As a last resort, Kobayashi had to take Aqua and escape with the help of Ryuzu's [Imaginary Switch].