I like traveling the most

"I'm so tired!"

After returning to the mansion, Kazuma Sato threw himself on the sofa, and then said loudly as if he was promising someone: "I've decided! No matter who it is, I will never get involved again! I want to enjoy a leisurely life!"

He finally understood why the rich would rather their sons eat and drink than let them start a business.

After all, eating and drinking doesn't cost much, but if you want to start a business, you will be burdened with a large debt if you are not careful.

For example, this time.

"But Sato-kun, you always say that you will not get involved, but as long as someone tempts you a little, you will get close to it again. It's hard for people to trust you."

"That's why I said I'm serious this time!"

Sato Kazuma said angrily, as if no one could persuade him.

Soon, he found something unusual.

Turning his head, he looked at someone sitting on the sofa by the window, blinked and said:

"Senior Kobayashi?!"

Only then did he realize that the person talking to him was the leader who had not come out of the virtual game for several days.

But it's so strange.

That look, it's as if...

"I emptied the magazine at the succubus shop last night, and I entered the saint mode today... Oh no, I said it subconsciously."

Sato Kazuma quickly covered his ears. He knew that if he offended a maid, he would be venomous to death.

However——

After waiting for a long time, the maid lady didn't venom him. He opened his eyes in confusion and looked over. He found that the three-no maid lady who had always been silent, heartless and expressionless actually blushed like a girl.

What really happened between the two.

Kobayashi coughed lightly: "Ahem, Sato-kun, do you know? Ryuko is a doll girl, and her inner body is a part. But in the virtual game space, she became a real girl."

"Is it true? It's a lie..."

Sato Kazuma was dumbfounded.

Because the atmosphere was so similar, his unintentional words were confirmed.

No wonder he didn't come out of the game for several days, no wonder Senior Kobayashi sat in front of the window like a saint, no wonder the maid lady who used to be sharp-tongued would be shy when teased, it turns out that she was really squeezed dry!

Virtual games are amazing!

Sato Kazuma didn't know what to say, and the awkward atmosphere spread throughout the room. In the end, Kobayashi spoke first.

"By the way, where's Aqua?"

"She went to pick a fight."

"Find a fight?"

"Yes, pick a fight with Wiz."

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At the same time.

An uninvited guest came to Wiz's magic item shop.

Aqua pushed the door open rudely.

"Excuse me——!"

"Welcome light... what? It turns out to be you, the plague god. The exit is over there."

Vanir was slightly annoyed when he saw the stupid goddess.

"How can I go back? I'm a customer!" Aqua put her hands on her hips and questioned: "By the way, what's the matter with your products here!"

"Is there anything wrong with our products..."

The weak witch asked in a low voice.

Aqua took out a can and said, "This oil is defective! I bought it because you said it can increase lubrication, but after I used it, I found that it was just water! My homemade yo-yo lacked the lubrication of oil and made a nasty creaking sound!"

"Hmm..." Vanir thought and said, "You accidentally touched it before using it and purified it into water. That oil is the one we carefully selected before purchasing."

Since he took over the magic tool store, he has strictly controlled the purchase of goods.

The oil that Aqua mentioned is also one of them, so the quality can be guaranteed.

"Huh--no wonder I purified it. I can't use oil full of devil's stench. Because, I am a goddess!"

"You don't mention your carelessness at all, and you dare to say it so confidently, you plague god, get out of this store!"

Okay, the case is solved.

The stupid goddess is here to find trouble.

"I don't want it!" Aqua said, "For my new party talent, I need oil to lubricate my yo-yo! How can I just go home like this!"

The way she insisted seemed to say that she had found this problem.

"Yo-yo?"

Wiz thought for a moment and said, "Sir Aqua, if that's the case, we have a good product here..."

"You mean a good product? Did you buy it without telling me?!" Vanir's face changed.

The witch lady hurriedly explained, "Please, please don't be angry! This will definitely satisfy Sir Aqua!"

"Just listen to what you have to say."

"This is the product I want to recommend!"

"Huh, it's not oil, but a yo-yo?"

Aqua was a little surprised to see the witch lady take out a yo-yo.

Wiz explained: "Although it looks like an ordinary yo-yo, even a novice can easily perform special skills continuously. It is an excellent yo-yo!"

"What did you say? Don't be ridiculous!"

"Lady Aqua? This yo-yo has powerful functions. Why are you angry?"

"Listen carefully Wiz, talent should not be granted by others, but should be mastered by yourself! This is simply evil and a serious insult to artists!"

"Is that so?!"

The stupid goddess has her own unique understanding of talent and believes in it.

I don't understand whether she is the goddess of water or the goddess of talent.

"By the way, owner, do you have the instruction manual?"

"Yes, here!"

"Let me see it... Oh!"

Banir looked at the instruction manual handed over by Wiz, and seemed to be very surprised by this yo-yo.

And Aqua said with great vigilance: "No matter what, I won't buy it."

"Oh, don't say that, how about trying it first?" Vanir persuaded: "Even I am very satisfied with this product. I will never let you regret it, and I won't charge you for just trying it."

"I can't stand it, it's really a pestering devil, I will never use it. Xiaolin always lectures me, saying that greed is a loss..."

"Now, it also comes with a small dish set that is very suitable for pairing with bubble wine as a gift for trial!"

"... Let me make it clear first, it's just a trial."

The stupid goddess finally couldn't resist the temptation of the devil and succumbed to the small dish set.

Then Aqua took the yo-yo in her hand.

"Oh, it feels quite comfortable to hold."

"Right, right, it's a little inconvenient here, please try it outside!"

After that, the three of them went outside.

The yo-yo tumbled in Aqua's hands, flying up and down.

"Ah! Hey! Haah! It feels pretty good... Yo, haah! The next move is to take the running lizard for a walk!"

The stupid goddess became more and more adept, and the moves she used became more and more gorgeous.

Wiz exclaimed: "It's amazing, the yo-yo is like a living thing."

"You are worthy of being a famous master in the town."

Even Vanir had to admit that the stupid goddess was unique in talent.

"What about the next secret skill?"

"Talent is not something you can perform at someone's request, and I am a little reluctant to perform it for the insidious demon, but... Never mind, I don't know why I feel so good! Look~ mine! Look, how about it, are you afraid of the goddess's gorgeous skills!... Hiccup?!"

For some reason, the stupid goddess burped.

She obviously didn't drink.

Seeing her red cheeks and unsteady body, Wiz asked with concern: "Are you okay, Aqua-sama?"

"Oh? That's weird, why does Wiz seem to have several... hiccups! And my head hurts more and more... hiccups!" Aqua shook her head and said with a very bad face: "I remember this feeling, this is..."

"That's right! It's a hangover! The longer you use that yo-yo, it will feel like drinking bubble wine, and the light feeling will become stronger!"

Banir explained proudly, with a sinister smile on his face, as if his plan had succeeded.

Aqua asked: "Hey, Wiz! Are you going to sell me that defective product again... hiccups?!"

"How, how can you say it's a defective product! This is a magic tool with outstanding creativity that makes people more excited, and it's easier to master the moves! But, should I say that Aqua-sama's speed of getting started is beyond my imagination..."

At the end, the witch girl also had obvious apologies. However, she didn't realize that the stupid goddess had superhuman abilities in other aspects besides her job.

"Even if you say so... well, I'm starting to feel a little nauseous. I want to vomit... ugh--"

"Ah hey hey---!!!"

In the end, Aqua was still not immune to the dizziness, and turned around and vomited in the corner in a mess, just like when she drank too much and vomited a rainbow in the guild!

"Hahahaha--"

The devil Vanir, the Grand Duke of Hell, laughed wildly and said with a happy face: "I didn't expect to see the God of Plague like this. The goods bought by the junk shop owner can be useful occasionally! If you have learned a lesson, I advise you not to find fault with the goods next time! Hahahaha!!!"

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"So, you ran back after being teased?"

"Because it was all the fault of that insidious devil, not my problem! So Xiaolin, let's go and defeat that devil! Then let the kingdom give us a bounty!"

"How is it possible? In the end, it's your fault."

"It hurts."

Xiaolin's hand knife hit the stupid goddess on the head, causing her to cry out in pain and tears.

If she hadn't been tempted by the small dish set that was very suitable for pairing with bubble wine, how could Vanir have found an opportunity to tease her? Moreover, it was her fault to find fault from the beginning.

"Besides, Aqua, you said you were teased, so why did you bring this yo-yo back?"

"Well, well... hehehe."

The stupid goddess quickly hid the yo-yo, and then smiled awkwardly at Xiaolin. No need to think, she must be reluctant to part with the yo-yo.

"That's it, this matter ends here."

"I know..."

Seeing that she failed to convince Xiaolin, Aqua pouted unwillingly.

The struggle between the goddess and the devil may be very important in her eyes, but it is nothing more than a trivial matter in the eyes of Xiaolin and others. I hope they don't affect other people.

"By the way, Xiaolin, you came out of the virtual game."

"...You finally noticed it."

"Why did it take so long? Is there anything new inside? Last time, due to the time limit, we didn't explore it properly. Did Xiaolin and Liuzi find anything new?"

"Well..."

I couldn't say that I and Liuzi stayed in the love hotel for three days and three nights. But the stupid goddess's bright and expectant eyes made Kobayashi feel strongly guilty.

There was no other way, so I had to talk about some trivial things. However, Aqua seemed to be inspired by something and came up with a wonderful idea. She ran to the warehouse where the virtual game console was placed without looking back.

"What happened to Aqua?"

"I don't know..."

Kobayashi and Sato Kazuma looked at each other in surprise.

A few days passed like this, and I didn't expect that the stupid goddess really made something magical.

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"Look! My new invention!"

In the warehouse, the stupid goddess proudly showed the virtual console behind her.

Sato Kazuma rubbed his head.

"... When did you become an inventor? Besides, this thing looks the same as before."

"Tsk tsk tsk, you are so superficial, Kazuma. This is something I thought of when I had a flash of inspiration!"

"Huh... It's an invention that came to me when I had a flash of inspiration."

"Don't look down on it!"

Seeing that Sato Kazuma didn't take it seriously, Aqua puffed up her mouth in anger.

It is true that the stupid goddess can always make magical things, but at the same time, she will also produce a lot of useless garbage, which accounts for too large a proportion, so Sato Kazuma doesn't think Aqua will make anything useful.

Kobayashi also carefully checked the machine, and it seemed that there was no difference from before, but the stupid goddess seemed to be sure of it.

"Aqua, what did you do?"

"Hehehe - you will be shocked when I tell you! I combined this machine with Kobayashi's ring!"

"...What do you mean?"

Her words confused Kobayashi.

Aqua explained: "This machine allows people to enter the virtual game space, how does it work? That's right, it uses the human body's neuronal signals to reshape a body in the game! And Kobayashi's ring can travel through the world, what does the combination of the two represent? Kazuma, you answer!"

"No need to travel through the world, no risk of death...?"

"That's right! Also, since it's a game, it means that you can adjust and change the settings, but the strange thing is that it seems to only adjust time, so I adjusted the flow rate of time to the upper limit of 1:1000! In other words, one hour outside is one thousand hours in the game! How about it?"

"Good, so awesome! Aqua, are you a genius!"

"It's a goddess!"

The stupid goddess praised by Sato Kazuma proudly puffed up her chest.

Even Kobayashi was shocked by her cool operation. Increasing the thinking speed by 1000 times, isn't this an alternative accelerated world!

"Aqua, what are the disadvantages of it?"

"I don't know."

"Hey..."

"Because no one has used it before, after all, only Kobayashi can use the ring. Oh, so, Ryuko probably can't use it together. After all, after the neural signal is extracted, she is a human in the program setting. She is no longer an object and can't use the time-travel ring that only Kobayashi can use."

In other words, he can only travel alone in the world next time?

"Kobayashi..."

"Ah, I know."

Kobayashi knows what Ryuko wants to say.

It is impossible to guarantee what will happen after using it, and the previous insurance maid Ryuko can't follow. Maybe this time travel is the most dangerous one in history.

"But I want to go! Because it may change the future travel."

"Kobayashi?"

"Don't worry. Didn't Aqua say that it is the neural signal that enters it, and even if you die, it will not affect reality. It's just quitting the game."

"Even so..."

Seeing Kobayashi's decisive expression, Ryuko opened her mouth, and finally turned into a helpless sigh.

"Huh, it seems that Master Kobayashi is going to leave me alone no matter what. I see, I will take care of you here."

"I'm counting on you, Ryu."

After calming down the worried maid, the stupid goddess put on the virtual helmet under Aqua's guidance and said, "Don't worry, I will help you."

"I'm counting on you, Aqua."

"Have a good trip, Kobayashi."

"I'm leaving."

For some reason, seeing her goddess-like sacred smile, Kobayashi's originally uneasy heart gradually calmed down and closed his eyes.

Then——

"——Link Start!"