I, Maunyin, Am Not a Singer!

"..." Xiaomei was stunned, huh? Are you here to make a fuss?

"Didn't you say that you are responsible for answering my doubts? Answer me."

If it wasn't for the sincere expression on Maunyin's face at this time, the look of genuinely asking questions, Xiaomei would doubt whether the host was doing something.

She was astonished, but she still answered the question. She said, "...I don't know."

Paunyin's expression of curiosity and anticipation changed rapidly, and she pushed Xiaomei away with a look of disgust: "Then go away, I'll ask Uncle."

Xiaomei obediently stepped aside. I didn't expect that one day, as an assistant spirit, she couldn't even answer the most basic questions. How could she help?

Walking in front of Uncle Ren again, Paun Yin asked, "Uncle, do you know where there is food around here?"

"What to eat?" Seeing that Paun Yin's expression didn't seem to be joking, Uncle Ren replied cautiously, "This is the wild, I guess there is nothing to eat. Of course, I can't rule out the canned food you found before, but it will take you time to go. Find it in the ruins."

"Is there no restaurant?"

"Uh, little girl, you... have you lost your memory? How could there still be any buildings in the wild? If you want to find a restaurant, you have to go to the Pearl City I mentioned before." After looking at Paunyin again and again, I was sure that this beautiful The naughty girl wasn't entertaining him, but she still asked this kind of question. In addition, when Xiaomei said that Paunyin's brain was injured when he was playing haha, Uncle Ren could only ask this question because he had amnesia. It's all a matter of common sense.

"Really?" Touryin nodded, then turned around and left.

"Alas! Where are you going, little girl?"

"Pearl City, uncle, didn't you say there is a restaurant there?"

"It's true that there is a restaurant, but... Pearl City is at least five days away from here. Don't say it, little girl, are you going to go this way?"

"How can I walk there, then I must not starve to death."

"Haha... Also, since this is the case, if the little girl doesn't dislike it, you can go with me. Although I definitely can't help you when it comes to the battle, but look at you..." She smiled and said that even if this beautiful woman has a head He looked insane, but he wasn't a fool. It was impossible to make food without thinking about it, so he planned to walk for five days to Mingzhu City. It was interrupted before he finished speaking.

"I'll fly over, uncle, is the Pearl City you're talking about going in this direction?" Xun Yin jumped in place, then floated in the air, pointing in one direction and asking.

"..." Uncle Ren's body suddenly fell backward (tactically leaning back), fly? Looking down at the ground, Paun Yin was indeed suspended in the air, with her feet more than ten centimeters off the ground.

Thinking was forced to stop once again, this... the ability to fly, there is no special Xingyao mode, how can it be that Xingyao's power must reach the sublimation level, right? But the girl in front of me really doesn't have any star energy, how did she fly?

"Huh? Uncle, what's wrong with you? With such a shocked expression?" Tuuyin tilted her head and asked suspiciously.

The reason is not because of you!

The roar in his heart couldn't be stopped, but looking at Paun Yin's expression, Uncle Ren could now be 100% sure that this girl was definitely injured in the head, and she lacked common sense, or not at all, otherwise, how could she be a representative of flying? Unaware of the power of the strong?

Xiaomei already had a general understanding of her host's strength, so she wasn't surprised when she saw Paunyin flying up suddenly, thinking that Painyin came from the Dragon Ball world, isn't it a dance in the sky? Who can't in Dragon Ball Fighters?

... quickly rushed to the front of the patrol, and Xiao Mei gritted her teeth and said: "Host! Not everyone in this world can fly, please don't do such a conspicuous thing again!"

"Can't fly? Shouldn't it? Although the qi in the uncle's body is very weak, he can still support the air dance, right?"

"So! So! Say it!" Xiaomei stretched out her hands to hold Paunyin's cheeks, and said while rubbing: "This is not the Dragon Ball world, the special ability used here is called Xing Yaoli, not Qi! So, host you Whether the perceived Qi is strong or not can not represent the standard for evaluating strength here!”

Xiaomei didn't care about Xiaomei who was rubbing her cheeks, and it was only at this moment that Paun Yin suddenly realized: "Yes, I'm no longer in the world before."

"Haha... Little girl, you are really surprising, but little girl, you probably won't let you in if you fly to Pearl City."

Turning her head quickly, Xiaomei was thrown flying with a sudden force, and Patrol asked, "Why?"

"Beware of evil thoughts."

Paunyin frowned, evil spirit body? That weak chicken just now?

Xiaomei flew back and saw the host's puzzled look. An unpleasant feeling appeared in an instant, and she immediately stepped forward and explained: "Host, there are many types of evil thoughts, and the one you defeated in front of you is only the most common one, the rapid-shaped evil thoughts. This kind of evil spirit body has extremely developed legs and can burst into high speed, and there is another kind of evil spirit body called camouflaged evil spirit body, as the name suggests, it is an evil spirit body that can disguise itself as a human being.”

With a clear look, it turned out that way, Paun Yin nodded, and then said, "Then how do I get into the city?"

"It's very simple, you can go in after being checked and proving that you are not an evil mind body, but..."

"Uncle, do you want to ask my host if he has proof of identity?" Xiaomei looked at Uncle Ren and said.

Uncle Ren nodded: "Sorry, it's not that I doubted you, little girl, after all, you saved me too, no matter how **** my Uncle Ren is, he won't do such a thing as doubting the savior, it's just... Miss Fairy, you should also know Right? Your host...she lacks common sense, and you said she has a memory problem, so I thought..." Uncle Ren didn't say anything later, but Xiaomei also understood the meaning.

Indeed, a beautiful girl suddenly jumped out of the ground in the wilderness, and then she had no star energy, but she solved the evil spirit body with a swoosh, plus a series of actions without common sense, it would naturally make people suspicious.

Xiaomei sighed, there were not so many things to do at first, if Paunyin followed the process carefully, after completing the main quest to receive the rewards, the system will release the follow-up quests, and you can receive some rewards in advance, and that part of the rewards is the proof of identity in this world .

Now it's completely messed up, lack of normal energy acquisition methods, the system can't take out these rewards, and Natural Patrol has no identity proof.

Since the main quest has not been completed, will it be punished? Speaking of this, Xiaomei could only sigh helplessly. She also asked the system this question, and then...

[My electrocution can't kill most people, do you think it's effective for someone who came out of the Dragon Ball world? 】The original words of the system.

Then, Xiaomei was driven out of the consciousness space, and Xiaomei quickly guided Paune to awaken Xingyao energy to become a singer.

"Look at your expression, Miss Fairy, don't you think?"

"...Ah, yes, no."

"Then there is only the second method."

"Huh?!" Xiaomei raised her head abruptly. Originally, I was ready to spend a period of time in the wild. After I successfully brought the host on the road to the singer, I can let the system show the identity proof of this world, but... According to the patrol sound, this is beyond common sense. It may take a long time.

I didn't expect that when drowsiness comes, there will be pillows. Good people really have good rewards, but people are not saved! Xiaomei stepped forward and asked, "What's the solution, uncle?"

"If you guys plan to use this method, then you will have to take care of them for the next five days." With a smile, Uncle Ren continued: "Before I encountered the evil mind body, I was working with a team of twenty other people. , we are all from Weicheng, but the evil spirit body has been given there..."

"Has the city been destroyed?" Xiaomei showed a sad expression, and then comforted: "Uncle, it's good that people are still alive, and the city will be taken back one day sooner or later."

"Haha, then I'll take your auspicious words, Miss Fairy. The way to let the little girl enter the city is to go in with our survivor team. Many of us didn't have time to get the identity certificate because of the sudden disaster." When Uncle Ren said this, he raised his hand and shook the bracelet on his wrist.

Xiaomei approached Paunyin's ear and explained, "That bracelet is the identification device in this world. It can be changed. Some people are necklaces, some people are rings."

Touryin nodded, then continued to listen to Uncle Ren.

"Little girl, you come with us. When you enter the city, you will naturally be regarded as a survivor of Fucheng like us, and no one will ask you about your identity certificate. After entering the city, I can Get your ID through someone I know."

Xiaomei showed a happy look: "This is really a big help, so let's do it! Thank you, uncle." Then she pushed Paunyin's face and said, "Host, thank you too."

"Well, thank you, uncle."

Uncle Ren smiled, and then immediately said: "It's alright, it's alright, for your life-saving grace with the little girl, this is just a little effort. By the way, I haven't introduced myself yet. My surname is Xie. , Ren, benevolent and righteous, just call me Uncle Ren, and take care of me in the next few days."

"No no, we are. The host will definitely cause you a lot of trouble. I just hope that Uncle, no, I just hope that you don't mind Uncle Ren." Xiaomei bowed to Uncle Ren, and swirled in the air after getting up. Said: "I am the host's songstress fairy, called Mei."

Paunyin was a little stunned, but when she saw Xiaomei pouting at her, she regained her senses and introduced herself, "My name is... Paunyin Liuge, I'm not used to it."

Xiaomei naturally knew that Paunyin was not used to referring to the name that she obtained not long after, and said, "You will get used to it over time. This name will accompany you for the rest of your life, host."

"Munyin Liuge..." Uncle Ren murmured the name of Xunyin, and then said with a smile: "It really looks like the name of a singer, Xunyin Liuge, um! Miss Xunyin, you will definitely be the most dazzling in the future. A singer."

"Humph! Uncle Ren, you have a good eye, can you see the extraordinaryness of my host? My host must be the most dazzling singer at any time!" Xiaomei said with her hands on her hips, very inflated.

But Xiaomei didn't swell for a long time before she was slapped in the face by her host. Paun Yin said, "I shouldn't be that singer."

"Huh?" x2

Xiaomei was simply stunned again, while Uncle Ren was shocked and stunned, not to mention Paun Yin's outrageous close combat ability, with such a good figure, appearance, and voice, plus the presence of a singer and goblin. Follow, this is the perfect configuration for a singer, is it inappropriate?

"No! What are you talking about, host?!" Xiaomei shouted loudly after regaining her senses.

"I'm not a singer." Thinking that Xiaomei didn't hear clearly, Maunyin repeated.

Uncle Ren also stepped forward and said, "Miss Paunyin, don't make a wrong decision, the singer is the right way, you have such good conditions, if you can still graduate from a good school, you will definitely become one in the future. An excellent singer, you might even be able to enter the world's number one singer group - the Garden! Also, to deal with the evil spirit..."

"You're talking about that monster. Why do you have to work hard to sing about my fist? Besides, it's outrageous to think about using singing to solve battles or something." Paun Yin interrupted Uncle Ren's words.

"You are outrageous! Host, becoming a singer is the mainstream of this world, just like before you in the Dragon Ball world, becoming a martial artist, training yourself, training your qi, and becoming stronger." Not a lot.

But...: "Even if becoming a singer is the mainstream in this world, just like I practice qi, but I won't become a singer. You said that the prerequisite for becoming a singer is that I am weak, but I am not weak."

"Uh..." Xiaomei was stunned. Indeed, becoming a singer is also a way to become stronger, but Paunyin's current strength is simply useless!

"That, Miss Touryin, even if you have good strength, but you become a singer, perform on stage, be cheered and sought after by people, and show your youth on the stage, don't you want it?" Uncle Ren recalled running away with Aunt Fan. The girl who was a singer, every time she mentioned the singer, the expectation, joy and longing in her eyes, Uncle Ren felt that no young girl should be able to refuse the temptation to become a much-anticipated star.

"Inappropriate."

"Hey?"

Indeed, women in this world cannot resist the temptation to become a big star, not to mention girls, but unfortunately, she is not common sense.

Chapter 6 Qi

It was almost dusk, Uncle Ren and Xiaomei walked behind, looking at the front, with their hands behind their backs, shaking their heads and humming the patrol tone of an unknown minor key, the two of them were speechless for a while and had a headache.

Don't you mean you're not a singer? You have hummed this little song, are you really not here to make trouble?

"Miss Xiaomei, what does your host think?" Uncle Ren sighed and said, "No matter what the conditions are, they are perfect, and with the little tune she is humming now, Miss Touryin is going to become a songstress. Ji, the most difficult singing is already qualified, and it is even too good."

"Uncle Ren, who are the people in the team you mentioned? I heard from you earlier that there is also a person in your team who wants to be a singer?" Xiaomei replied nonchalantly.

"No, Miss Xiaomei, don't run away from reality, your eyes are going to die!"

"What can I do! Don't I know that the host's singing voice is very good?! Don't I know that all the conditions of the host have perfectly fulfilled the requirements of the singer?!" Xiaomei rubbed her cheeks frantically Hair shouted, and then waved his hand violently: "But! If I can talk to the host, I will give up on myself?!"

He reached out his hand to stop Xiaomei, who was mad, but Uncle Ren was helpless. He had lived most of his life, and it was the first time he had seen a girl who was so suitable to be a singer, but the girl herself didn't want to become a singer at all.

But he turned his head and recalled the performance of the girl before, defeating the evil mind body with his bare hands, and knocking down the building with one punch. These are really not things that a normal girl can do.

Shaking his head, he said, "Well, Miss Xiaomei, didn't you say that Miss Paunyin's brain was injured? So maybe her thinking is a little different now, wait, when Miss Paunein returns to normal, it is estimated that Well, as the saying goes, haste is not enough."

Xiaomei pouted, what brain injury? It was all her nonsense, but now she has no confidence to persuade this abnormal host to honestly accept the guidance of Xingyao's ability to become a singer. She can only wait and find an opportunity. After entering the human city, let the host go to see the singer. Their concert, maybe they will be infected by the dazzling atmosphere, and then change their attention?

Nodding her head, Xiaomei decided to do this first. Before that, let's subtly instill the benefits of a singer into the host!

She did what she said, one speeded up and flew to the shoulder of the patrol Yin and sat down. Xiaomei said, "Host, what kind of tune are you humming? It's so good, it's much better than the songs sung by many singers."

"Is that so? It's a song to celebrate Christmas. In my last life, I liked to hum this song when I had nothing to do." After speaking, Tuyin continued to hum.

"Miss Xiaomei is right. I have also heard many songs by singers, but I always feel wrong. The song you hum, Miss Paunyin, makes me feel very peaceful. It is a song that can make people calm down and listen to it. "Uncle Ren quickened his pace to keep up with Paunyin, and after hearing the conversation between Xiaomei and Paunyin, he added to the topic.

"You two are exaggerating. I usually only hum when I'm alone. Today, I just thought the sunset was good, so I hummed unconsciously. It's not bad if it didn't make you feel bad." said.

"One person? Ugly?" x2

Once again, Uncle Ren and Xiaomei looked at each other, and doubts appeared in their eyes.

"Well, Miss Paunyin, can I ask why? Your singing voice is clearly very good. It is no exaggeration to say that it is the best singing voice I have ever heard. How can it be bad?" Uncle Ren was puzzled. asked.

This sentence is not exaggerated by Uncle Ren. Except for the world's number one singer group "Garden", he always does not appreciate the songs sung by other singer groups, which may also be due to his own age. , but the singing voice of the tour Yin is different. It's just that Uncle Ren himself has no culture. He can only describe it with two words nice, or add the word "very" before nice.

Xiaomei and Uncle Ren had different ideas. It took less than half a day for Paunyin to come to this world, so what Paunyin said was humming alone, and it was said to be unpleasant, it should be a matter of the previous life, so Xiaomei whispered: "Host, Don't tell me that you are a rebirth."

Touryin paused for a while, then nodded her head to show she understood.

Xiaomei breathed a sigh of relief, she was really afraid that her host would do something new.

After she was relieved, her curiosity came up, and Xiaomei asked, "Host, in the last life... No, did you sing hard before?" Since Uncle Ren was still by the side, Xiaomei immediately changed her tone and asked.

"Well, every time I sing, I'm always stopped by someone, saying that other people want money for singing, and I'm dying to sing." Tanshou said helplessly.

"Uh... so old?" Xiaomei was taken aback and said.

"Yeah, although I am very talented in the practice of qi, the master said that I sing to take revenge on the society, haha."

Xiaomei can probably imagine what the situation is, Maunyin is from the world of Dragon Ball, and who are the people in Dragon Ball? You expect a fighting idiot to sing and dance? So Xiaomei can understand the meaning of Paunyin.

But Uncle Ren couldn't understand it. He kept clasping his ears, wondering if he heard it wrong, or if there was something wrong with his aesthetics? Such a beautiful singing voice, the so-called master of Pain Yin said it was ugly?

After being stunned, Uncle Ren seemed to have figured out something, nodded and said, "It is said that Master Yan is a master apprentice, Miss Paunyin, your master has high requirements for you, I sounded that your singing voice is very beautiful now, I didn't expect that. Your master is not satisfied."

"Huh? Huh?" Paun Yin was stunned for a moment, and looked at Uncle Ren suspiciously, what did you say?

"Ahhh! Haha, Uncle Ren, you are right, the host's master is very strict, I said that now the host's singing voice can become a very good singer, but he just refuses to agree, this is not , the host master and his old man are finally satisfied and agree to release the host, haha." Xiaomei quickly flew between the two, waving her limbs in a panic, and said after attracting the attention of the two.

"I see, so it is understandable why Miss Paunyin doesn't want to be a singer anymore, it must be because your master is too strict, which led to a rebellious mood, haha! Miss Xiaomei, please enlighten and enlighten, I believe it won't be long, Paunyin. Miss will understand her master's painstaking efforts." Uncle Ren showed a sudden realization, smiled and said.

"Haha, I believe so too." After a few words of apologetic smile, Xiaomei turned around with a gray expression on her face. Who will understand my painstaking efforts? It would be nice to have such a master.

Paunyin looked at the two of them suspiciously, not understanding the meaning of what they said just now, but Paunyin knew that she knew very little about the world, so before she didn't understand the situation, it was better to speak as little as possible.

"Huh?" Just as he was about to turn around and continue humming, Paunyin paused and stepped forward to push Uncle Ren away: "Uncle Ren, get out of the way."

He was suddenly pushed away by Xunyin and staggered to his feet. Uncle Ren asked suspiciously, "Miss Xunyin? What...!!"

Before he could say the word, Uncle Ren saw that the space in front of Paun Yin suddenly changed in color, and then an evil spirit body appeared in his sight.

"How could it be?! We are on the official road now. There are often troops and adventurers here to clean up the evil spirits around us. Under normal circumstances, we will not encounter evil spirits." Uncle Ren quickly launched the star mode and summoned out The long sword, said.

"Ah!" Xiaomei screamed, then turned her head and said, "It's the song. The host's song attracted the evil mind body."

"Indeed, although the singing has a restraining effect on the evil mind, it will also attract the evil mind to come and destroy the singer, not to mention that Miss Paun Yin's singing is not only good but also does not incorporate the power of the stars, so it will naturally attract the evil mind to appear." Uncle Ren At this time, he also reacted and explained.

"What's not attractive, I don't know why the two of you are always taken aback." After Paunyin finished speaking, she rushed to the evil mind body.

"Bang!" Again, after Paun Yin's seemingly thin fist hit the face of the evil mind, it made a loud noise, and the evil mind flew out.

One person and one goblin are dumbfounded again, why are we shocked at first glance, don't you have any doubts in your heart? !