I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

“How… how is a mortal capable of something like this?” An Lin was in disbelief.

At this moment, Xi Yangzi was already waving a delicate hand at the audience with a joyful smile on her face.

“Long time no see, everyone. What song do we want to hear next? Yell out the song you want to hear the most, and I will sing the one with the most votes!” Xi Yangzi turned her microphone to the audience as she spoke with a dainty smile.

Immediately afterward, over a hundred thousand audience members all yelled out different song names.

Ten seconds later.

“Alright, coming in with thirty-five thousand seven hundred and eighty-two votes, I will be performing ‘First Love Experience’ next!”

Xi Yangzi got up on tippy-toes. A boundless light shone down upon her as her clothes transformed into a pure white princess dress. She twirled on the spot, and her red hair danced as her white dress blossomed like a white lotus.

The music also began at this moment.

An Lin turned to Tina in astonishment. “You said she’s a mortal?”

A mortal would not be able to derive such accurate statistics from the yells of an audience of over a hundred thousand. To be able to do something like this, it would require a Soul Formation Stage divine sense at the very least!

“That is a type of technology known as the quantum soundwave processor.” Tina pointed at what appeared to be an earplug in Xi Yangzi’s left ear as she spoke, “That thing has a lot of different functions.”

An Lin’s expression faltered. He was just as confused as before!

Xi Yangzi’s “First Love Experience” was a very beautiful song, making listeners feel as if they had found the feeling of having their first loves. One should not bother to ask An Lin why they would get this feeling; this was simply the intent realm of the song!

A wave of raucous cheers erupted again at the conclusion of the song.

An Lin and Tina looked at each other to discover that both of them had flushed cheeks and elevated heart rates.

“Impressive, right?” Tina smiled.

“It is indeed very impressive, but you’re saying this is something a mortal is capable of doing?” An Lin felt as if his intelligence had been insulted.

A smile appeared on Tina’s face. “Being a mortal doesn’t mean you’re destined to be mundane and mediocre. They can also shine in their own way!

“For example, Xi Yangzi is influencing you with the power of her spirit. This does not require a powerful consciousness. She is only conveying her spirit to you for you to attain enlightenment from listening to her songs…

“A cultivator might go down the wrong path or become lost after cultivating for several hundred years. They might even be struck by the sense that there is no path available to them anywhere. In moments like those, they could even yearn for the life of a mortal.”

Tina waved her glow stick as she looked up at the smiling woman on stage. “The influence and infectious nature of Xi Yangzi’s spirit exceeds that of all other celebrities! She is like a lamp lighting up a dark corner that you have never seen before, or like a light, soothing rain that can wash away the dust that has settled over your heart.”

An Lin looked up with a thoughtful expression at the dazzling young woman on the stage as he offered words of praise.

“She’s more like a doctor than a celebrity or singer. She can treat over a hundred thousand patients in one concert, and everyone can benefit from hearing her sing regardless of whether they’re mortals or cultivators.”

“Furthermore, it’s a very enjoyable experience!” Tina added, “So do you know why the occupation of a celebrity is such a sought-after one in this world now? They are sometimes more revered than even cultivators. Of course, it is actually quite difficult to become a successful celebrity.”

“But I still don’t understand why her spirit is able to manifest into an intent realm that can affect me.” An Lin could not recall any mortal capable of doing this on Earth or the Kingdom of the Nine States.

Tina pointed to a spherical speaker on stage. “That is a spiritual thought resonance processor invented by the ninth son of Adam and Eve, Seth.”

An Lin faltered for a moment before offering heartfelt applause. “What a genius!”

Tina seemed to have thought of something, and she couldn’t help but burst into laughter. “If Adam and Eve are a match made in heaven, then Seth is probably the single dog made in heaven. All of his eight brothers and sisters have entered relationships with one another, but he’s still single to this very day.”

An Lin felt like this was true. “This is the mighty power of single people!”

“A few millennia have passed, yet he’s still single! He has fallen in love with science and is not interested in anything else,” Tina spoke with a hint of admiration in her voice.

“He was born to do this.” An Lin analyzed, “Only scientific research can give him happiness and satisfaction…”

Thus, the two of them sat on the sofa and listened to the entire concert.

The concert drew to a conclusion.

Xi Yangzi was dripping with sweat as she sat down on a chair in the resting lounge, gulping down mouthfuls of Garden of Eden apple juice with an expression of utter exhaustion.

“Huff huff… That was so tiring…” she said in her lazy and exhausted voice.

Knock knock knock…

A burst of door knocking suddenly sounded.

“Who is it?” Xi Yangzi pursed her lips with displeasure. She was a little angry that someone would disturb her when she was so exhausted, but she still reluctantly went over to open the door.

She was then greeted by the sight of an unfamiliar man who was smiling at her.

“Hello, Xi Yangzi,” the man said in a warm voice.

“Wah! Wh-who are you?” Xi Yangzi’s features paled, and she stumbled back a few steps before grabbing onto what appeared to be a taser.

“Don’t jump to conclusions. I’m An Lin, one of your fans!” the man explained.

“So you really are a fan…” Xi Yangzi pursed her lips, and she was almost crying from fear. “What are the security doing, letting another fanatical fan barge their way in… D-don’t get any closer to me! I’ve got a taser, and I’m not afraid to use it!”

An Lin: “…”

Why did it seem like explaining to her that he was a fan seemed to have achieved the opposite of the intended effect?

Xi Yangzi was like a startled deer in headlights, retreating back to a corner while her other hand slowly inched closer to a communication device in order to call for reinforcements.

An Lin stood awkwardly by the door, wondering if he should do this again another time. However, at this moment, Xi Yangzi’s eyes gradually began to light up.

“Wait… You look a little familiar…” Xi Yangzi stared blankly at An Lin before taking a deep breath that was both tense and excited. “You just said you were An Lin?”

An Lin nodded upon hearing this.

“An Lin as in Spokesperson An Lin?” Xi Yangzi’s eyes widened as she asked.

An Lin nodded with a speechless expression. “I am indeed Spokesperson An Lin.”

Xi Yangzi took a deep breath. “Ah…!”

An Lin was given a fright by her sudden shriek.

“My God! I was wondering why you looked so much like the Spokesperson An Lin depicted in churches, so you really are An Lin himself! My God, I finally get to meet you!” Xi Yangzi’s beautiful features were flushed with excitement, and she jogged lightly over to An Lin.

“Um… This is going to be a little spontaneous, but I’m a huge fan! Can I please have your autograph?” Xi Yangzi gushed with excitement.

“Er, what a coincidence, I’m actually also here for your autograph,” An Lin said.

A peculiar silence descended.

Xi Yangzi fanned her chest and only managed to recover after what seemed like a Herculean effort.

“My God, Spokesperson An Lin wants my autograph? Am I dreaming?”

“This isn’t a dream. Your singing is exquisite. Oh, right, could I get two copies of your autograph?”

The two of them exchanged autographs.

Before he left, An Lin gave Xi Yangzi a low-rank spirit fruit, which could extend her lifespan and drastically improve her constitution.

The bright moon hung high in the sky.

An Lin and Tina stood in the sky above, holding an autograph each.

“Who would have thought that Xi Yangzi’s autograph is just as beautiful as she is,” An Lin praised.

“Hehe, what a delightful night!” Tina put away the autograph with an elated expression. “What do we do next?”

An Lin stroked his chin. “Wait, what did we come here to do?”

Both of them fell silent.

Tina and An Lin looked at each other with thoughtful expressions.

“Ah, the Void Spirit Tribe is rebelling!” Tina exclaimed.

An Lin’s expression shifted. “Then what are we waiting for? Let’s go!”

The two of them had completely forgotten what they had actually come here to do.

Tina immediately unleashed a spell technique to teleport the two of them to the Void Spirit Tribe territory.