I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

An Lin instantly hurtled back in retreat as an instinctive reflex!

Little Xie chuckled coldly. “I’m going to take revenge for all the times you called me ugly!”

Boom!

Space suddenly began to warp and twist.

Heaven and earth had suddenly been transformed by the radiation of the inky-black divine light.

This was a place with no sense of direction nor space.

Everything was dark nothingness with only Little Xie standing at the very center of it all.

“This… this is a divine sword domain!

“It is said that every divine tool that has nurtured a spirit has a very small chance of attaining their own domain after countless years of refinement! She has just made her breakthrough, yet she has already attained such a terrifying domain… This is unbelievable!” the Night Monarch exclaimed.

An Lin was given a huge fright upon hearing this. “This is all a misunderstanding, Little Xie! Let me explain!”

Little Xie chuckled coldly. “My foolish master, you’ll have to pay the price for your words…”

She raised her sword, where an eerie divine light emanated forth.

Countless inky-black divine symbols appeared on the sword. The symbols revolved around the blade of the sword like a tornado.

Earth-shattering sword intent erupted forth, as if it were trying to engulf An Lin.

It was extremely pure and imbued with boundless divine intent. It was as if an actual god had descended upon this world, striking everyone with the urge to kneel and pledge eternal subordination.

“F*ck, what is this terrifying sword intent?” A chill ran through An Lin’s entire body. He felt like he would be engulfed by Little Xie’s power if he had even the slightest lapse in concentration.

Little Xie was serious this time!

An Lin knew that he couldn’t afford to hesitate, and he immediately unleashed his Evading Turtle Technique!

A green light erupted forth as an extremely dazzling turtle shell began to appear around his body.

In this Evading Turtle state, he could keep even the attacks of a mighty figure at the Return to Void Pinnacle Stage at bay for a period of time!

“Very good. You’ll make a better sandbag for me now.” Little Xie’s eyes lit up upon seeing this, and the sword intent emanating from her Evil-Slaying Sword began to elevate even further.

“You need to be taught a lesson!” An Lin was also getting enraged, and a small hole appeared in his turtle shell, through which a bolt of Golden Void Lightning enhanced by his Lightning Amplification Technique erupted forth!

The dazzling golden lightning was like the light of dawn tearing through the eternal darkness with an extremely fearsome might. This was the most powerful lightning-type spell technique An Lin was capable of unleashing!

Little Xie looked at An Lin with a dangerous smile. “You’re the one who needs to be taught a lesson!

“Vanquish The Heavens and Slay All Evil, Annihilation!”

Little Xie wielded her Evil-Slaying Sword and slashed it through the air toward An Lin.

Within her sword domain, a peculiar ripple adhered to her sword intent before sweeping through the air.

The blade of the sword was invisible. Or to put it more accurately, the omnipresent darkness around them was Little Xie’s sword strike!

Crack…

The devastating bolt of Golden Void Lightning was annihilated into nothingness.

An Lin’s heart jolted, and he was just about to retreat when he discovered that Little Xie’s sword intent had passed through his turtle shell and acted directly upon his body!

What kind of strange attack was this?!

An Lin’s expression shifted drastically. He really was screwed.

Boom boom boom…

He felt like his entire body had exploded!

An Lin’s clothes were annihilated into nothingness right before the astonished eyes of the Night Monarch and Da Bai.

Thus, he stood rooted to the spot, completely naked with the exception of a pair of underwear. The semi-transparent turtle shell wasn’t doing much to cover him up either…

“Holy f*ck, what’s going on here? Woof!” Da Bai’s mouth gaped open.

“Do they always play together like this?” The Night Monarch was astonished.

He felt like a sword spirit fighting their master was already quite astonishing, but he didn’t think that he would be able to see a sword spirit stripping her master down to his underwear…

Humiliated and in a rage, An Lin immediately tried to cover his body with his arms as he glowered at Little Xie. “Little Xie, I’m going to get you for this!”

A smug smile appeared on Little Xie’s face, and she giggled with mirth.

“I made a mistake there. I should’ve detonated your underwear along with your clothes…”

Little Xie’s eyes rippled, and she scanned her eyes over An Lin’s entire body before averting her gaze with a blush on her face.

An Lin felt a cold wind blowing past his lower body upon hearing Little Xie’s words.

Little Xie’s sword strike was simply too bizarre. It completely disregarded his defenses and reduced his clothes to nothingness. If she really did try that on his underwear, and she accidentally went too far and blasted his dick off, what was he going to do?

An Lin immediately flared up with this in mind.

“Little Xie, that’s enough. If you keep going, I’m really going to get angry!”

An Lin glowered at the little girl before him as killing intent billowed from his body.

Little Xie nodded, and heaven and earth transformed again as everyone returned to their former location.

Dong Yang was still moaning with pain as he lay on the ground, but the Night Monarch and Da Bai both had astonishment written all over their faces.

This was the first time Da Bai had seen An Lin being forced to concede against anyone in a battle.

Meanwhile, the Night Monarch was still pondering Little Xie’s sword strike.

He could detect the sword intent and sense the energy fluctuations, but he couldn’t tell what form the energy was in… In other words, he was also at a loss with regard to how Little Xie was able to detonate An Lin’s clothes through the turtle shell.

How bizarre. Even if she was a divine tool, her attacks should not have been so mysterious!

An Lin finally withdrew his turtle shell and quickly put on a new set of clothes after Little Xie retracted her domain.

“This is just a small lesson I’m teaching you today. If you dare to call me ugly again, don’t blame me for going even further than this.” Little Xie raised her proud chin with triumph written all over her round face.

She began to jump back into the Evil-Slaying Sword as she spoke.

However, An Lin’s hand suddenly locked onto her arm.

Little Xie turned to An Lin with a slightly stunned expression.

She was greeted by the sight of An Lin’s smiling face. “You’ve been strolling through the Abyss of Evil this entire time. Why are you suddenly in such a hurry to go back?”

A slightly unnatural expression appeared on Little Xie’s face upon hearing this.

A sly grin appeared on An Lin’s face as he appraised Little Xie with piercing eyes. “Are you tired? That technique you just unleashed must have been quite exhausting, right…”

“You…!” Little Xie bit down on her lower lip and tried to raise her sword again.

However, An Lin beat her to it and instantly pried the Evil-Slaying Sword from Little Xie’s hand.

“I am the one who refined the Evil-Slaying Sword, I am your master! Do you think I won’t be able to tell when you’re tired? Here, let me help you out…”

An Lin chuckled with a wicked expression. He was able to take Little Xie’s sword with extreme ease, thereby indicating that Little Xie was even more feeble than he had imagined.

“You… What do you want?” Little Xie was starting to panic.

This was the first time she had unleashed her domain, as well as that super-powerful technique, and it really had expended all of her energy. She was essentially a defenseless little girl…

“Hehe, what do I want? Didn’t I tell you? You look really tired, so I’ll help you out by giving you a massage…” An Lin extended his demonic claws toward the trembling Little Xie.

“Don’t! Get away from me!

“Ah…!

“Save me!”

Little Xie screamed.

An Lin was not about to let her off the hook. He began to smoosh both of his hands on Little Xie’s delectable cheeks!

They were so soft, warm, and elastic! Her round face could also be manipulated into all types of shapes. An Lin felt like his hands were about to melt from bliss!

The Night Monarch stared blankly at the scenes unfolding before his eyes. “Is this how Mr. An Lin and his sword spirit always play with one another?”

He was referring to how they had fought before An Lin had been stripped, where he then progressed onto rubbing Little Xie’s face.

Da Bai: “… Woof woof!”

An Lin’s sinister laughter reverberated throughout the entire Abyss of Evil.

“Hahaha… I’m going to rub your face for an entire day!”