I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Xu Xiaolan couldn’t help but burst into laughter upon hearing this.

“Little Xiao, your ability to spout nonsense has improved even further. Only with more power can you become a figure revered by countless living beings? Why don’t you just say that one is only entitled to flex if they have more power?

“However, An Lin really has led by example. At least he has shown that becoming more powerful really can allow you to flex. If that was your motivation for progressing to the Dao Integration Stage, then I have to commend you for it.”

Xu Xiaolan spoke with a dainty smile.

An Lin felt like he had been stabbed in the heart. The Master’s flexing showed his disciple the true meaning of life, after which he managed to succeed in his Dao Integration? What a load of bullsh*t!

However, Xiao Ze ignored Xu Xiaolan’s words and continued to look at his Master with a serious expression. “Master, I’m telling the truth! You have to believe me!”

An Lin’s face convulsed slightly. “Alright alright… I believe you.”

Ye Ling wrapped her arms around An Lin’s arms and soothed his heart with a wide smile. “Little Ling’s motivation for becoming stronger is also because of the exemplary example that Master set for me. I want to show Master that you made the right choice to accept me as your disciple so that I don’t disappoint Master!”

An Lin’s heart that had just been stabbed a few times and was dripping blood had now been healed by the clever and gorgeous Ye Ling.

“I don’t have such sincere emotions like my Senior Sister.” Xiao Tu heaved a faint sigh and said, “I simply didn’t want to die and wanted to extend my lifespan.”

An Lin nodded in approval. “That’s a very valid pursuit!”

Theoretically speaking, Xiao Tu’s reason for getting stronger was the most reliable and reasonable one!

Not long after this, a gorgeous woman whose entire body was shiny and golden made her way over to them and wound her arms around Xiao Ze’s before lowering her head in a salute with a smile on her face. “Fanny pays her respects to Sect Leader An Lin!”

An Lin’s eyes lit up. “You, you two…”

Fanny and Xiao Ze blushed at the same time.

“I… Master, I officially became dao partners with Fanny sixty years ago…” Xiao Ze was a little embarrassed and scratched his head as he spoke.

Fanny was also looking at An Lin with a shy expression.

An Lin was slightly dazed. Xiao Ze who “wasn’t that good with words” had managed to take down Fanny in the end.

Thinking back, he was a vital cog to initiating their relationship back at the Opposite Shore Realm.

At that time, he didn’t have anything to give to his disciple, so as his Master, he decided to give his disciple a wife… After that, he made a bet with Fanny, which Fanny lost.

Hence, he made Fanny consider Xiao Ze as a potential boyfriend, and Xiao Ze was able to quickly win her over.

Who would have thought that after just a few decades, Xiao Ze and Fanny would already be dao partners?

He was the one who had set things into motion, and as such, he was quite pleased with himself.

“Congratulations! I hope you two are happy together forever!”

An Lin stood up to congratulate them with an elated smile on his face.

Xiao Ze and Fanny were also very elated to receive An Lin’s blessings.

They brought out some immortal wine from their storage rings before filling cups for An Lin and Xu Xiaolan.

“Master, you weren’t there when we held our wedding, so we’ll propose an official toast to you now.” Xiao Ze raised his cup with tears shimmering in her eyes.

Fanny also raised her cup with a grateful expression. “Xiao Ze’s Master is one of the people I respect the most. If it weren’t for you, I wouldn’t have been able to find Xiao Ze and find my happiness as a result.”

“Fanny…”

“Xiao Ze…”

The two of them exchanged a passionate glance.

An Lin had goosebumps running all over his body, and he immediately raised his cup again to congratulate the two newlyweds.

Oh, wait, they technically weren’t newlyweds. They had already been married for several decades.

After their toast to An Lin, Xiao Ze and Fanny made their way over to Xu Xiaolan.

“We propose a toast to Master’s wife as well,” Xiao Ze said with bright eyes.

Xu Xiaolan also stood up from her lounge chair with a radiant and enchanting smile on her face. “I hope you two will continue to be just as happy for the rest of eternity.”

Fanny extended a salute to her before asking with a hint of anticipation in her eyes, “When are we going to be able to attend your wedding? I heard about your agreement with Master from Xiao Ze and… Hmm?”

Fanny’s eyebrows perked up slightly with a knowing expression.

Xu Xiaolan knew what she was referring to, but she didn’t give her a reply. Instead, she turned toward An Lin with a passionate, gentle smile. “I’ll let An Lin make the decision on this matter.”

“Oh!” Fanny let loose a cry of surprise.

Xiao Ze, Xiao Tu, and Ye Ling also joined in on the commotion.

Even though An Lin’s skin was normally thicker than a city wall, he still blushed at the mention of his wedding with Xu Xiaolan, and he glared at everyone. “Quit stirring up a fuss!”

Even though that was what he was saying, an irrepressible smile had already appeared on his face.

Xiao Ze smiled. “Who would have thought that the domineering Master’s wife would display such a gentle and obedient side when interacting with Master…”

“Hmm…?” Xu Xiaolan was not very impressed.

“Ah! Master’s wife has always been very gentle, very beautiful, and very goddess-like!” Xiao Ze immediately began to spout nonsense again with an extremely genuine expression on his face, “Furthermore, you really do respect Master. After all, both of you care very deeply for one another. You two epitomize true love that is higher than the heavens, deeper than the oceans…”

“Alright, alright, that’s enough.” Xu Xiaolan rolled her eyes.

Xiao Ze shut his mouth sheepishly.

An Lin was astonished. Had his disciple attained the power of the rambling divine dao?

Now that the Southern Heavenly Gate had been destroyed, all of the Heavenly Human Tribe United Armies on all fronts had retreated over fifty thousand kilometers, giving the Kingdom of the Nine States United Armies on all fronts a chance to catch their breath.

It was exactly because of this that Xiao Ze and Xiao Tu were able to come back to the sect to visit An Lin.

Soon, all of their other friends also returned.

Xiao Chou hurried back with Bai Yao.

The passage of time had not left a single trace on Xiao Chou. Even after a hundred years, he was still just as ugly as ever, and he was even uglier when he wrapped his arms around An Lin and howled tearfully.

However, An Lin was very touched. In his eyes, Xiao Chou was quite handsome at this moment.

Bai Yao extended a smiling curtsey to An Lin. She was still just as seductive and beautiful as ever.

Bai Muyu also made her way over to him with a radiant and enchanting smile on her exquisitely beautiful features. “Bai Muyu pays her respects to Sect Leader An Lin. I hope you can look after me in the future!”

“Don’t be so formal and distant. We’re all family here,” An Lin said with a wide grin.

They really were family now as the White Fox Imperial Family had moved into the Four Nine Immortal Sect ever since the Creation Realm allied themselves to the Heavenly Human Tribe United Army. Hence, they were also a part of the Four Nine Immortal Sect now.

An Lin naturally welcomed them with open arms!

Why wouldn’t he want to add more handsome men and beautiful women to the sect?

After the White Fox Tribe joined them, the Four Nine Immortal Sect gained close to ten more Return to Void Stage mighty figures.

An Lin thought about it for a moment and suddenly realized that both Xiao Chou and Bai Yao were Return to Void Initial Stage mighty figures.

In fact, all of his beast pets and slaves were also Return to Void Stage mighty figures or above!

Ah! I’m the one with the lowest cultivation base again?!