I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Translator: Henyee Translations  Editor: Henyee Translations

The Moon Palace Leader, the number one beauty of the Kingdom of the Nine States, had cucked the paramount god of the Ghost Tribe!

An Lin and the others fell into deep shock upon hearing this.

An Lin was not astonished as he had kind of suspected that to be the case.

Chang’e had always had those sexual inclinations. When that combined with her unmatched beauty, it made it very easy for her to influence some impressionable young women, even if they were originally straight.

An Lin knew about this, but Xu Xiaolan and Tina didn’t. They felt like their image of Celestial Maiden Chang’e had been shattered. Their mouths gaped wide open, and they were both at a complete loss for words.

Ding Xiaoru looked like he was on the verge of mental breakdown. “I wanted to kill Chang’e at that time! But Yiyin protected her with her life, and I couldn’t do anything…

“Only then did I discover that Yiyin really had fallen in love with someone else. Her love for Chang’e had exceeded her love for me, and our relationship shattered like a distant dream…”

Ding Xiaoru looked up into the sky with tears shimmering in his eyes. “I really, really loved her. Even the world I created with my God of Creation Stage power was created for her. Everything in that world contained a part of her…

“Hence, when I lost her, the world I created crumbled. It was doomsday, and it was something even I couldn’t stop. All matter transformed into nothingness, the realm core shattered, and everything disappeared…

“After my world was destroyed, I suffered the most severe backlash as a God of Creation. Furthermore, my dao heart had been shaken by that ordeal, so my cultivation base dropped back down to the Dao Integration Pinnacle Stage…”

Tears began to flow from Patriarch Zhu Yin’s eyes again as he spoke.

An Lin didn’t think that this near-invincible being would have suffered such a severe setback in his life.

This was probably the most earth-shattering love story he had ever heard. After all, Patriarch Zhu Yin’s entire world had shattered due to the conclusion of his relationship. How terrifying…

Tina stroked her chin and murmured to herself, “Even though it sounds very absurd, it does make sense. In the world created by a God of Creation, the God of Creation is the heavens. However, Li Yiyin was Zhu Yin’s heavens. Everything within the Glazed Underworld had something to do with Li Yiyin, so the world naturally crumbled after Li Yiyin dumped him…

“This is a chain reaction from a series of broken connections, resulting in catastrophic consequences.”

Tina’s eyes lit up as if she had attained enlightenment.

She was clearly using Zhu Yin’s love story as a cautionary tale for herself.

Ding Xiaoru had also noticed this and was even more depressed.

He was the mighty Patriarch Zhu Yin who had once stood at the pinnacle of the entire continent, but his relationship history was now being used as a cautionary tale!

However, he didn’t want to think about things like this now. “I had thought that after I recover from this breakup, my cultivation base would go back to the God of Creation Stage again.

“Several hundred years have passed since that event, yet I still can’t recover. I’ve fallen in too deep, and I can’t forget her.

“Seeing as I can’t give up on her, perhaps I can only return to the God of Creation Stage by winning her heart again…

“I tried many things to make Yiyin fall in love with me again, all to no avail. She was adamant that she loved women!”

Ding Xiaoru turned to An Lin and the others with pain and conflict on his face as a hint of beseeching anticipation shimmered in his eyes. “What should I do?”

An Lin, Xu Xiaolan, and Tina roughly understood the situation now.

Ding Xiaoru was asking them to bend Li Yiyin straight again!!!

No wonder he was willing to give them the Underworld Dao Flower, which was close to the Dao Integration Stage, if they succeeded. In exchange for returning to the God of Creation Stage, this was indeed a worthwhile sacrifice.

“Hence, what I need you to do is to make her fall in love with me again, or in other words, make her develop an interest in men again, provided that you don’t force her into anything or hurt her.” Ding Xiaoru was confident that as long as Yiyin rediscovered her interest in men, he would be the one she fell in love with.

The problem was that Chang’e had bent Li Yiyin with her unparalleled beauty. Li Yiyin was still looking up at the moon to this very day, cheering on Chang’e in her battle of Dao Integration.

It could be said that she had well and truly fallen.

“Alright, leave it to me!” An Lin slapped his chest with a confident expression.

Xu Xiaolan and Tina were also filled with fighting spirit.

Ding Xiaoru’s hope was reignited upon seeing An Lin’s quick and confident reply. “I’ll be in your care then. If you encounter any issues during the process, I would be glad to help.”

He had high hopes for An Lin.

An Lin was renowned for creating miracles, so perhaps he really could bend a woman straight again.

“I need you to take us to her as friends,” An Lin instructed.

Ding Xiaoru nodded. “Come with me.”

Within the sea of flowers that emanated a white light, the earth was inky black, making the flowers appear as if they were stars over a night sky that were swaying in the wind.

A woman in a colorful dress sat on a rock while swinging her well-proportioned legs and silently looking up at the sky, thinking about who knows what.

“Yiyin,” Ding Xiaoru called in a faint voice.

“Didn’t I tell you not to come and bother me?” The woman turned with her brows furrowed to look at Ding Xiaoru with her beautiful, translucent eyes.

“I was afraid that you would be too bored waiting for Chang’e here by yourself, so I brought a few friends for you to chat with. I’m sure you’d be interested in talking to them.” Ding Xiaoru’s warm smile remained on his face despite the disdain Li Yiyin was treating him with.

“Ding Xiaoru! Stop bringing all of these random people to see me! If you keep this up, I’m going to hide in a place where you’ll never be able to find me!” Li Yiyin flared up with rage.

It was clear that Ding Xiaoru had recruited the help of many relationship experts to try and turn her around.

An Lin, Xu Xiaolan, and Tina revealed themselves from behind Ding Xiaoru with friendly smiles on their faces.

An Lin was just about to say something when Li Yiyin’s eyes lit up, as if she had seen something that evoked a strong sense of joy within her.

She flew toward An Lin before instantly latching onto his hands with her own. “It’s you! You’re An Lin! You really are An Lin!!!”

She was ecstatic beyond belief.

Ding Xiaoru: “!!!”

Xu Xiaolan: “???”