I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

A man in a graceful white robe stood beside the sect leader statue.

His smile was as pleasant as a spring breeze, giving everyone a sense of warmth.

However… that wasn’t the point. The important thing was that he looked identical to the sect leader statue!

“Se… Sect Leader An Lin?!” Meng Wei’s legs almost gave out from under him!

All of the other disciples were also in shock and disbelief. The drill grounds instantly exploded.

“Oh my God, are my eyes playing tricks on me?”

“Sect Leader An Lin is alive again?”

“It’s a dream! This must be a dream!”

A disciple cut himself with his sword in order to verify whether this was reality or not.

Blood splattered all over his face, and he howled in pain. “No! It’s not a dream! That really hurt!”

All of the sect disciples who were just paying their respects to An Lin’s statue were the most stupefied.

Their sect leader was alive again?!

When they had first entered the sect, they were paying their respects to the statue of their sect leader, upon which their sect leader returned from the dead after disappearing for a hundred years.

This time, they were paying their respects to the same statue again, upon which their sect leader came back from the dead again!

What the hell was going one?!

The sect disciples were completely bamboozled.

Was paying their respects to the statue a resurrection ceremony for their sect leader?!

Right at this moment, the stand-in sect leader, Xu Xiaolan, also descended from the sky.

An Lin clapped his hands with a smile. “Alright, quit looking like you’ve seen a ghost! The rumors about my death were all fake! Xu Xiaolan and I did not die!”

A wave of raucous cheers finally erupted across the entire drill grounds.

“Welcome back, Sect Leader!”

The excited voice of the disciples converged and rang out across the entire drill grounds!

At this moment, An Lin announced another piece of news, “I also have some good news to share. We have destroyed the Northern Heavenly Gate, so we don’t need to worry about the battle on the northern front anymore.”

Boom!

An Lin’s words were like a bolt of lightning rooting all disciples to the spot.

The lively and enthusiastic atmosphere suddenly died down.

No one had recovered from what they had just heard.

After about ten seconds of stunned silence, a disciple muttered to himself, “What was that? The Northern Heavenly Gate has been destroyed?”

“Are my ears playing tricks on me? Weren’t An Lin and Xu Xiaolan attacked by five Heavenly Gods? How did they end up destroying their gate?”

“Gasp… how terrifying!”

“Is Sect Leader An Lin serious?”

Just as all of the disciples were in astonishment or disbelief, a series of powerful immortals approached from afar. They were all pavilion lords.

The pavilion lords wore warm smiles on their faces, as if they had known from the beginning that An Lin was still alive.

However, they were all as shocked as the disciples were upon hearing about how An Lin had destroyed the Northern Heavenly Gate. Da Bai’s eyes almost rolled out of their sockets from excessive widening.

“Holy f*ck! Big Brother An, how do you keep doing these things? Woof!” Da Bai was completely astonished.

He had heard from Tina that An Lin was planning to attack the Northern Heavenly Gate, but he didn’t think that they would actually succeed!

“Should we call you Lord of Gate Crushing in the future?” Liu Qianhuan laid an arm on An Lin’s shoulder with a teasing smile on her face.

“Gate Crushing? That’s a little understated title. Not only did I crush the enemy’s Heavenly Gate, but I even destroyed a death formation set up by the paramount Heavenly God, the Heavenly Life God…” An Lin boasted elatedly.

Everyone erupted into gasps of amazement upon hearing this.

The Heavenly Life God?

This was a paramount Heavenly God!

Sect Leader An Lin really was bad*ss!

Thus, An Lin made his way into the sect’s conference chamber accompanied by all of the pavilion lords.

An Lin was going to continue his boasting spree in the conference chamber.

Not long after that.

A piece of news spread from the Four Nine Immortal Sect, shocking the entire Tai Chu Continent once again.

Sect Leader An Lin was back!

Furthermore, An Lin and a group of powerful beings had destroyed the Northern Heavenly Gate!

All of the living beings on the Tai Chu Continent were astonished.

They felt like this world had gone insane.

They were still mourning An Lin’s death as recently as yesterday!

But today, An Lin announced his return and destroyed the Heavenly Human Tribe’s Northern Heavenly Gate along the way.

F*ck off! Did he think this was some type of game?!

Some powerful beings were even tempted to attack the fraudulent media outlets that had fed them all this false information.

Many people were actually still quite skeptical.

However, soon, the number one power in the Kingdom of the Nine States, the Heavenly Court, also verified the authenticity of this news and provided a few photos of An Lin and the others at the ruins of the Northern Heavenly Gate.

Everyone was finally convinced now.

An Lin hadn’t died! He was clearly alive and well!

Not only that, he had even vanquished another Heavenly Gate!

An Lin became the most talked-about celebrity on the Tai Chu Continent again, and his feats dominated all of the major newspaper headlines!

“Breaking news! Sect Leader An Lin of the Four Nine Immortal Sect has destroyed the Heavenly Human Tribe’s Northern Heavenly Gate, accompanied by the Divine Phoenix Maiden, the Celestial Thearch, the Demonic Blood Kirin, as well as a certain Mr. Chen who did not wish to be named!”

“What the f*ck!? I was just shocked by the news of An Lin’s death yesterday, but he’s destroying Heavenly Gates now? What the f*ck is going on?!”

“F*ck, which fraudulent media outlet is broadcasting the fake news? I’m going to raze them to the ground!”

“An Lin’s dead, An Lin’s alive, An Lin’s dead, An Lin’s alive, hahaha…”

Some people were astonished, some people were excited, and some people didn’t even know what to feel anymore.

“But didn’t the Northern Heavenly Human Tribe United Army announce An Lin’s death? The Four Nine Immortal Sect is now saying An Lin isn’t dead. Who should we believe?”

“You idiot! An Lin is already hosting a massive celebratory event in his sect! Who do you think we should believe?”

“My God, then what’s the deal with the Northern Heavenly Human Tribe United Army holding their celebratory heavenly festival?”

“Well… Maybe they’re celebrating the destruction of their own Northern Heavenly Gate? I don’t even know anymore…”

The news spread like wildfire across the entire continent.

Amid all of the turmoil and shock, the living beings of the Tai Chu Continent turned their eyes upon those from the Northern Heavenly Human Tribe United Army once again, who were celebrating to their hearts’ content not long ago…

It seemed like their celebratory heavenly festival coincided with the period of time during which An Lin was destroying the Northern Heavenly Gate. So WERE they celebrating the destruction of their own Heavenly Gate? Everyone was extremely confused…

At this moment, in the Northern Heavenly Human Tribe United Army base.

All of the beast tribe powerful beings of the Sinister Spirit Beast Cesspool were in shock.

What was going on?

Hadn’t An Lin been slain by the five Heavenly Gods? Weren’t they just celebrating An Lin’s death literally yesterday? Was the Heavenly Human Tribe even lying to their own troops now?

The high and mighty Heavenly Humans were not faring much better than the beast tribe powerful beings.

A huge number of Heavenly Human Tribe living beings committed suicide!

They simply couldn’t live with the shame of celebrating their own Heavenly Gate being destroyed. To them, this was unparalleled humiliation.

As the instigator behind the celebratory heavenly festival, Great General Zhong Qing had been driven completely insane from the massive shock!

He spent his days muttering things to himself, “Fake, it’s all fake, people are fake, this world is fake…”

In summary, the Heavenly Human Tribe United Army’s morale received a devastating blow.

In contrast, the Four Nine Immortal Sect was a sea of joy and celebration!