I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

An Lin’s mission to progress to the Return to Void Final Stage required the consumption of a sun.

Furthermore, he had to swallow a real sun. Things like the fake sun created by Xiao Hong didn’t count.

That was a little terrifying.

One had to realize that just the true flames of a real sun would be able to easily melt the stomach of a Dao Integration Stage super mighty figure and that wasn’t even taking into account the other explosive forms of energy contained within a sun.

Thankfully, An Lin had Goddess of Creation Tina, who was a living, walking hack, with him.

Tina could create a new sun for him, and it was going to be a sun with the least amount of power!

The entire Four Nine Immortal Sect was in an uproar again upon hearing An Lin’s plan of eating a sun.

All of his friends within the Four Nine Immortal Sect insisted on entering the Divine Mirror World with him to watch him eat a sun. An Lin rejected their request at first, but they continued to nag him until they wore him down, and he conceded in the end.

In the Divine Mirror World.

This was a set of boundless plains.

A bunch of spectators looked on with scorching eyes at the man in the distance.

‘”I knew all along that Big Brother An was a man who was going to f*ck the heavens someday. He’s already starting to claim his birthright now by eating a sun, woof!” Da Bai was full of excitement.

“Master is omnipotent and unfathomably powerful! Eating the sun is just an entree; he’s going to swallow the entire heavens as his main course!” Xue Zhantian flapped his little wings with excitement.

He was then smacked in the head by Tina.

“I am the heavens here.” Tina glowered at Xue Zhantian.

Xue Zhantian recoiled upon seeing Tina’s displeased expression, and he immediately corrected himself, “I just woke up, so I’m still a little drowsy. I was referring to the heavens of the Tai Chu Continent!”

Su Qianyun looked at Tina, and her dreamy blue eyes were wide with excitement. “Why would Classmate An Lin eat a sun? Are suns delicious to eat? How does it feel to eat one?”

“Don’t ask me, I have no clue.” Goddess of Creation Tina was unable to answer this question.

Right at this moment, An Lin began to shout and wave his arms in the distance, indicating that he was ready.

Tina waved back before rising into the sky.

It was now nighttime in the Divine Mirror World, and many of the living beings were probably going to be frightened if a new, miniature sun appeared in the sky. However, that didn’t really matter. The heaven and earth phenomena that took place a few days ago had also given them a massive fright, so they should have been desensitized.

“I’m going to create a sun now…”

An unparalleled aura erupted from Tina’s body.

This was the aura of a god, the most regal aura between heaven and earth!

Everyone was struck by the urge to bow and kneel to the fairy in the sky.

Bai Ling’s eyes were shimmering with excitement. “This world is fantastic, as is Tina!”

She stroked the coffin beside her as she spoke.

This coffin had been prepared for An Lin. However, it was not the Blood Soul Jade Coffin, but a real coffin instead.

After analyzing all sorts of data, Bai Ling determined that if An Lin was to swallow a sun, he would be dead for sure. Hence, as a thoughtful gesture, she prepared a coffin for him in advance!

The coffin had great insulation and had a self-updating playlist. Furthermore, it had preservation properties, which should theoretically prevent the corpse from ever decaying.

Of course, this was assuming that a corpse of An Lin would still remain after he swallowed a sun.

Bai Ling and the others were situated over five hundred kilometers away from An Lin.

In order to get the best high definition images of An Lin swallowing the sun, Bai Ling created a large screen to facilitate a live broadcast. In some ways, Bai Ling was still very reliable.

Soon, Tina began to create a sun.

“Extraction… refinement…”

Tina waved a hand, and the essential power of yang converged from every corner of this world.

The sun was the epitome of the power of yang. The essential power of yang was compressed into a ball of light, which appeared to be a shimmering star from a distance. The ball of light grew brighter and brighter, as if the star was constantly drawing closer.

Boom!

All of a sudden, the ball of light exploded and began to expand at an insane speed.

Incredibly dazzling light almost blinded Da Bai!

Heaven and earth suddenly transitioned from night to day.

That’s right, it was clearly nighttime, but a brand new sun had appeared in the sky!

All of the living beings within the Divine Mirror World were astonished.

One powerful being after another turned hesitant eyes toward the sun in the distance.

In the human territory, a series of telescopes and satellites began to operate, quickly determining the location of the sun.

However, no matter how they tried to ascertain the location, that place was isolated by a peculiar power, as if it was shrouded in mist, and they could only faintly catch sight of a sun rising in the night sky somewhere in the east.

The sun wasn’t actually very big. In fact, it could be said that it was tiny, but it appeared to be quite big as there was very little distance.

Tina’s eyes reflected the entire world, and her hands danced as she secured everything she required from this world. “The essence of yang has already been prepared, now injecting the essence of the Golden Crow, the essence of matter… Heavenly Dao enhancement, life enhancement, karma enhancement, reality enhancement…”

At that moment, she was a truly omnipotent Goddess of Creation.

Everyone looked on with blank expression, unable to comprehend what she was doing.

In contrast, Xiao Hong was so excited that dew was gushing from her petals.

This process of sun creation was awesome!

She had been infinitely inspired and enlightened. She even felt like after witnessing this sun creation process, she could prepare herself to progress to the Dao Integration Stage!

Soon, a complete sun appeared in the Divine Mirror World.

Creating a sun was quite taxing, even for a Goddess of Creation. Tina’s features had paled significantly following the completion of the sun.

“Giant An Lin, I’m done. What do you think?” Tina turned toward the white-robed man in the extremely far distance as if she was looking for praise.

An Lin looked up at the sun in the sky, and his legs almost gave out from under him.

“I told you to create the least powerful sun possible…”

“That’s what I’ve done. I used the least amount possible of each and every fundamental element. If I were to make it even weaker, it would be a fake sun,” Tina explained in a loud voice.

An Lin continued to look up at the sun and fell into silence.

The sun was boundlessly massive, looking as if it had encompassed the entire sky. From a rough estimate, it looked like its diameter was at least over a hundred kilometers. Its terrifying high temperature was already creating streams of scorching lava in the ground.

The scorching energy on the surface of the sun pulsed like a heartbeat, and each time it brightened, the heatwaves sweeping from it could even set leaves alight from over ten thousand kilometers away.

Even the spectators from over five hundred meters away were struggling to handle the heat and were unleashing spell techniques to keep the heat at bay.

An Lin was standing even closer to the sun, and if it weren’t for his cultivation base, he would have been reduced to a puddle of liquid already.

“This is a small sun… You call this a small sun…”

An Lin’s teeth chattered, and his flesh crawled at the sight of the terrifying sun.

If he was to swallow that, he really would die!

This was a scorching sun with a diameter of over a hundred kilometers!

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