I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Translator: Henyee Translations  Editor: Henyee Translations

Steed?

How was that supposed to work?

The Demonic Frost Star looked at its round body.

What about it made it look like it would be suitable as a steed?

Was this guy retarded?!

“You want me to be your steed? Wake up! I am the Demonic Frost Star of the Void Spirit Tribe, an exceptionally powerful being of vast renown! I can crush you without even breaking a sweat!” The Demonic Frost Star flared up with rage.

“Oh? Is that right?” The male true demon smiled instead of becoming enraged upon hearing this. “I am the almighty Ancient Fiendcelestial. Do you want to consider becoming my steed now?”

The Demonic Frost Star let loose a torrent of abuse. “I don’t give sh*t if you’re some Ancient Fiendcelestial or some ancient imbecile! I’ll destro… Wait, you, you’re…”

The Demonic Frost Star suddenly began to tremble uncontrollably. “You’re the Ancient Fiendcelestial who successfully killed the Spirit Patriarch?!”

“Oh? Looks like you know quite a lot.” The Ancient Fiendcelestial smiled. “That is indeed me.”

Boom!

The Demonic Frost Star felt like it had been struck by lightning.

“What the f*ck did I do to deserve this? I’ve only just escaped from An Lin, and now I run into the Ancient Fiendcelestial?” The Demonic Frost Star was about to have a mental breakdown.

“So do you agree or not?” the Ancient Fiendcelestial asked.

The Demonic Frost Star paused momentarily before responding, “What do you like about me? I can change! I’m a ball, how are you going to ride a ball?!”

The Ancient Fiendcelestial shook his head with an earnest expression. “No, I’ve seen your true form with my Eye of Truth. You are a small star three hundred kilometers in diameter, right?

“Furthermore, I can glean your future, and I can see that you are going to become a true planet life form in the future… Think about it, how badass would it be to have a planet as a steed! That is something only I, the almighty Ancient Fiendcelestial, am worthy of!”

The Ancient Fiendcelestial pointed at the Demonic Frost Star. “I won’t lie, I’ve wanted to ride you ever since you arrived in your star form!”

The Demonic Frost Star: “…”

“If you don’t want to become my steed, you also have a second option.” The Ancient Fiendcelestial amended upon seeing the Demonic Frost Star’s reluctant expression.

“What’s that?” the Demonic Frost Star asked with an excited expression.

The Ancient Fiendcelestial hoisted his massive sword with a smile. “You can be cut down by me. If you won’t be my steed, then I won’t allow you to be anyone else’s steed, and the best way to do that would be to destroy you.”

The Demonic Frost Star’s heart jolted with shock. It had encountered an insane demon!

For some reason, it began to miss An Lin.

At least An Lin wouldn’t think about riding it, and he wouldn’t threaten to destroy it at a whim. On the contrary, he even offered to protect it in this perilous place.

The Ancient Fiendcelestial was inspecting the Demonic Frost Star with intrigue before turning in another direction with an enraged expression. “The Demonic Maiden is in trouble… I’ll give you three seconds to think about it. Become my steed or die.”

The Demonic Frost Star shuddered. “What? Three seconds?!”

The Ancient Fiendcelestial: “Three, two…”

“I’ll become your steed!” the Demonic Frost Star yelled with a humiliated expression.

Two rivers appeared on the blue star. Those were its tears of humiliation.

…

The Demonic Maiden and the five Holy Demons were surrounded by An Lin, Xu Xiaolan, Liu Mingxuan, Black Spirit Snake, White Spirit Snake, and Liu Qianhuan.

Even though both sides were comparable in numbers, the Demonic Maiden knew that if a battle was to erupt, they wouldn’t even last a minute.

An Lin tore through space, and his body hurtled toward the Demonic Maiden like a ball of fire.

“Get over here!” the Demonic Maiden yelled toward the other five Holy Demons before pulling out a blood crystal from her cleavage, which she frantically injected her vital energy into.

The five Holy Demons immediately rushed toward the Demonic Maiden.

A red energy crystal barrier immediately appeared and encapsulated the Demonic Maiden and the five Holy Demons within. A dazzling light erupted from the crystal barrier, and countless divine symbols and countless power of the divine dao revolved on its surface.

Boom!

The flaming fist fell.

The crystal tremored violently but did not break.

The Demonic Maiden heaved a sigh of relief upon seeing this, and a smile appeared on her face. “The Heavenly Blood Demon Crystal is a protective artifact the Ancient Fiendcelestial personally made for me. Not only does it contain divine-rank heavenly blood, but it is also imbued with his paramount power, so it’s a delusional dream for you to think about breaking it within two minutes.”

Right at this moment, a divine halo suddenly appeared above An Lin’s head for some reason.

A burst of boundless power was suddenly injected into his flaming fist.

Boom!

Shockwaves erupted in a ring-shaped explosion.

Mountainous power came crashing down with paramount intent to crush all things.

In that instant, the Heavenly Blood Demon Crystal began to crack and crumble.

The Demonic Maiden was completely dumbstruck. She just finished speaking, and the crystal was already breaking?!

“Two minutes? Sorry, I’ll only require two seconds.”

An Lin chuckled coldly before hurtling toward the Demonic Maiden again.

“Protect Mistress Demonic Maiden!”

“Die!!!”

“Hold on until the Ancient Fiendcelestial gets here.”

The five Holy Demons stood fearlessly in a defensive formation before the Demonic Maiden.

“You think you can protect the Demonic Maiden? If it weren’t for the Demonic Maiden, I would’ve crushed all five of you.” Xu Xiaolan harrumphed coldly as she slashed her Dragon Sparrow Sword toward one of the Dao Integration Initial Stage Holy Demons.

Black Spirit Snake, White Spirit Snake, and the others also sprang into action to attack the Holy Demons before them.

An Lin rushed toward the Demonic Maiden again and unleashed a Fire Sage Fist.

The Demonic Maiden unleashed all of her powers to construct over ten thousand layers of blood energy barriers.

An Lin’s fist struck the barriers and crashed through them as if they were barely even there!

Bam bam bam bam…

Over ten thousand barriers were broken in the blink of an eye.

Only now did the Demonic Maiden truly experience just how terrifying An Lin was. His fist crashed into her chest, blasting a massive hole into her body, and she crashed through the air like a bloodstained cannonball.

At this moment, a blue figure suddenly appeared behind her.

“Experience despair.” Divine sense An Lin wielded a golden soul sword, and just the sword intent emanating from the sword struck the Demonic Maiden with a sense of horror.

The Demonic Maiden had completely sh*t herself! This was no Return to Void Stage cultivator; she felt like she was battling a God of Creation!

She had no choice but to bring out her second life-saving treasure.

Swish!

Divine sense An Lin’s soul sword fell.

However, the Demonic Maiden suddenly transformed into a puddle of blood right as the sword fell.

“You think you can escape?” Divine sense An Lin waved a hand through the air, and countless dark soul dragons emerged from his sleeve before tearing at the fleeing Demonic Maiden in a frenzy.

The Demonic Maiden’s consciousness was about to be torn apart by the soul dragons, and she let loose wails of anguish.

“Stop!” an enraged roar erupted from afar.

A true demon in colorful armor hurtled toward them at an extremely fearsome speed. “I am the Ancient Fiendcelestial. If you stop now…”

“Piss off!” An Lin threw a punch at him without even looking.

Boom!

The true demon was caught off guard and was punched in the face before flying through the air.