I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Chapter 1848: Battling Lan Xiaoni

Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations

"Where do you think you're going?!" Lan Xiaoni swished her fishtail and chased after the Heavenly Liquid God upon seeing it escaping. At the same time, she brandished her sea-blue sword and relentlessly slashed toward it.

The Heavenly Liquid God's hands suddenly expanded. Then, it transformed into a golden liquid and started to ripple outward.

It proliferated extremely quickly, and it even caused the surrounding air to tremor along with it.

Liquid Shockwave!

Lan Xiaoni's nearing body suddenly started to undulate with the ripples of the golden liquid. Moreover, a destructive power that existed throughout the golden liquid crashed into her body and caused her momentum to falter.

However, in this moment of imminent danger, she promptly shielded her body with the heavenly water power and blocked out a large majority of the Liquid Shockwave's devastating power.

"Lan Xiaoni, did you think I would come unprepared this time?" A menacing expression appeared on the Heavenly Liquid God's face. "Heavenly Mirror God, Heavenly Weather God, attack!"

Snap! Snap! Snap!

Countless mirrors suddenly materialized in the void around Lan Xiaoni.

An oval-shaped, mirror-like monster suddenly appeared behind Lan Xiaoni's back.

"Lan Xiaoni, you possess a supreme power that countless beings of this world lust for. However, you fail to cherish it properly, and you even dare to defy the Heavenly Sea God's wishes…

"Now, as the representatives of the sea, we shall strip you of your heavenly god power!"

The Heavenly Mirror God's shrill and piercing voice traveled into Lan Xiaoni's ears.

"Hehehe… Haha… Hehehe…"

A deep and majestic giggle echoed throughout the entire heaven and earth.

A bulging round fatty giggled stupidly as it appeared from another direction.

Wind, lightning, clouds, mists, frost, snow, and all kinds of other meteorological phenomena floated around its gigantic belly. This made it appear like an unpredictable bomb that could unleash a devastating explosion at any moment.

The powerful cultivators of the West Sea Alliance were all gripped with despair upon seeing another two Heavenly Gods appear. Their expressions were fearful, and it was as if they had been plunged into an icy abyss of doom.

One Heavenly God was already enough to cause them a huge headache. Now, however, three Heavenly Gods had appeared at the same time?!

What were they going to fight them with?

They wouldn't be able to hold them off even if they sacrificed their lives!

Were they going to let Lan Xiaoni handle all three of them?

"Heavenly Weather God, go and destroy the West Sea Alliance's headquarters. The Heavenly Mirror God and I will deal with the cultivators here." The Heavenly Liquid God chuckled coldly as it spoke.

"Hehehe…"

The fatty giggled stupidly as it continued to gaze at Lan Xiaoni. In fact, it even raised a hand and started to pick its nose.

Heavenly Mirror God: "…"

"F*ck the hell off!" The Heavenly Liquid God roared in anger as it aggressively smacked the Heavenly Weather God in the chest.

Boom!

"Owww…"

The fatty howled in pain as its body rocketed toward the Immortal Land Above Water.

"Hurry! Hurry up and block it!"

The expressions of the West Sea Alliance's super mighty beings changed drastically. They poured all of their powers into Battle Goddess Amor, who raised her golden divine trident and thrust it toward the attacking fatty.

The fatty was given a fright when it sensed the powerful heaven crushing true intent that was imbued within the nearing trident. It immediately transformed into mist and scattered into the surroundings.

Rip!

The divine trident stabbed into empty air.

"Where did it flee?" Lan Xingyang swept his gaze around the surroundings.

High Priest Gu Yu's pupils contracted, and he pointed toward the center of the Immortal Land Above Water's palace cluster. "It's there!"

Boom!

A deafening explosion suddenly erupted.

Rings of destructive wind and lightning energy fused together and rippled outward.

Before they could even react, numerous powerful beings of the West Sea Alliance were already ripped into shreds.

Under the pounding of this devastating energy shockwave, hundreds of large palaces in the surroundings were also pulverized into bits.

"Hurry! Stop the Heavenly God!" Lan Xingyang roared.

Without needing any more directives, the powerful beings of the West Sea Alliance had already started to launch a torrent of powerful spell techniques at the Heavenly Weather God. The area surrounding the Heavenly Weather God was instantly turned into a sea of explosions.

Boom! Boom! Boom!

All kinds of spell techniques erupted on the Heavenly Weather God's body.

"Waah…" The Heavenly Weather God's flesh shuddered under the effects of the relentless explosions. Meanwhile, like a balloon that was being intermittently jabbed by countless fingers, its huge belly caved in and then bounced back out, then caved in and then bounced back out…

"Continue attacking! Don't forget to infuse your heaven crushing true intent!

"Even if it's a Heavenly God, it'll definitely still be wounded under the attacks of so many cultivators!

"Die!"

The powerful beings of the West Sea Alliance frenziedly launched spell techniques at the Heavenly Weather God.

A dazed look spread across the fatty's face as it was relentlessly pounded by countless spell techniques. It sucked on its finger and murmured, "What are you guys doing?

"It's so itchy… so very itchy…"

The fatty—who was practically drowned in a sea of explosions—scratched its body in annoyance.

Some powerful supreme beings swayed in disbelief upon hearing this. "No… how is this possible? How can our spell techniques be ineffective?"

"This is impossible… I'm a powerful being who's reached the third echelon membership of the Heaven Crushing Sect. How can my full-power attack merely be an itch to this fatty?" A Return to Void Pinnacle Stage supreme being had already started to question their fish life.

Meanwhile, the Heavenly Weather God didn't show any signs of wanting to attack either. Instead, it stayed in the same spot and continued to twist its body around.

Boom! Boom! Boom!

"Mmm… It's icy… and cool… So comfortable…

"The pressure in this spot isn't enough. Harder…

"Ooh… the power has increased. Did someone use their sacrificial mystic technique? So amazing…"

The Heavenly Weather God continued to readjust its posture as it was relentlessly pounded by the cultivators' attacks. Its obese body undulated continuously, and there was a look of enjoyment and satisfaction on its face.

"F*ck! What the hell is that retard doing? I told it to attack, not to go over and cop a beating!" The Heavenly Liquid God was infuriated upon seeing the Heavenly Weather God's situation.

Lan Xiaoni transformed into a streak of blue light as she swished her fishtail and tried to dash toward the West Sea Alliance's headquarters. However, her body accidentally crashed into a transparent mirror.

"Lan Xiaoni, why are you fleeing so quickly? You still haven't returned your heavenly water power yet…" The Heavenly Mirror God's head suddenly stuck out from within the transparent mirror. At the same time, its crystal-like hands lashed out and clamped down onto Lan Xiaoni's neck.

"Mirror Crush—Revealing of True Colors!"

Nine mirrors that all fluctuated with supreme nomological energy suddenly materialized in the void around Lan Xiaoni. Then, each of Lan Xiaoni's nine reflections was crushed into the void by a tremendous golden-colored power.

At the same time, the Lan Xiaoni in the real world was also crushed by an unimaginable power. This power tried to force Lan Xiaoni into the exact same situation as her reflections on the nine mirrors.

These nine mirrors each radiated with a completely different type of power. However, all of them contained an extremely formidable power of karma. This power first constructed the reflections in the mirror, then, through the power of the mystical karma, forcefully converted them into reality and compelled the real Lan Xiaoni to be crushed into the void!

"You want to submit me with the mere power of karma?" Lan Xiaoni activated the full force of her heavenly water power as she gritted her teeth and defended against the relentlessly attacking power of karma.

"The Heavenly Mirror God mightn't be able to suppress you alone. But… what if I join?" The Heavenly Liquid God smiled faintly as it flung a hand through the void. Like a sharp sword, a stream of black liquid shot through the air.

Lan Xiaoni humphed softly as the blue divine halo above her head pulsed with a burst of light. A water shield instantly materialized in the void and stopped the powerful black liquid in its tracks.

Rip!

A bright blue nail that was carved full of divine patterns appeared from within the shattered black liquid. Then, bringing with it a power that naturally suppressed the heavenly water power, it ripped through the water shield and mercilessly stabbed into Lan Xiaoni's heart!