I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Translator: Henyee Translations  Editor: Henyee Translations

“Too much, slow down, give me some time to breathe…

“Yes, that’s perfect, that feels great.”

An Lin continued to absorb the power of the tribulation lightning, and the golden Kirin was already noticeably slimmer compared to how it once was.

The Beast Core within his body began to liquefy slowly before seeping into his meridians, thereby creating a strengthening effect. His meridians slowly began to turn gold, and his consciousness expanded to encompass the power of heaven and earth…

All this was proof that An Lin was slowly transcending his tribulation.

Slowly was the keyword here! It would hurt if he absorbed the power too quickly!

None of the surrounding bystanders had ever seen such marvelous spectacle before and even now, their minds were ringing with shock.

They looked on as a young man stood on the summit of a mountain, extending his right hand toward a huge golden Kirin over a hundred feet in size. He was like a man blessed by the heavens.

They would never forget this spectacular scene for as long as they lived. The dark, imposing clouds, the devastating power of the Golden Void Lightning, and amid all of this stood the man named An Lin, who was taming the tribulation lightning!

“Brother Chou, what do you think of this, woof!” Da Bai spoke with a blank expression.

“I think Big Brother An is super bada*s. Big Sister Hong, what do you think?” Xiao Chou’s bulb-like eyes glowed with awe and reverence.

“Master’s becoming more and more perverted, he’s even preying on lightning Kirins now…” Xiao Hong replied in her sweet voice.

Xiao Chou: “???”

Da Bai: “…”

Sword Immortal Ling Xiao heaved a sigh of relief as an expression of amazement slowly appeared on his face. “I simply don’t understand this student of mine anymore, even his tribulation lightning is so unique…”

Thousands of students had already gathered at the foot of the Full Moon Mountain.

Through the use of their telescopic immortal spells, they could see that the person who was transcending the tribulation was none other than An Lin. They were obviously extremely excited as a result and were on the verge of charging toward the summit of the Full Moon Mountain in celebration.

The golden Kirin had been reduced to half its original size, and An Lin’s aura had also transcended beyond a certain bottleneck.

Golden lightning continued to flow into his body through his right hand.

His sea of vital energy had already been illuminated by a brilliant golden light. He didn’t know what was happening in there, but he could feel that his Beast Core hadn’t completely melted yet.

An Lin initially felt like his body was going to be completely ripped apart by the power from the Golden Void Lightning.

However, as time passed, he could feel himself becoming stronger and stronger, and his body’s tolerance threshold was also improving, thereby dulling the searing pain he had initially experienced.

“Come on, increase your power output, did you not have breakfast?!” he roared at the Golden Void Lightning Kirin.

A short while later, the Golden Void Lightning Kirin completely disappeared.

An Lin looked up at the sky and heaved a sigh of relief as the dark clouds above him dissipated.

Everything felt so bizarre and surreal to him to the extent that even now, he still couldn’t believe that he had successfully transcended his tribulation. So that was the extent of the tribulation lightning? He was at the Soul Formation Stage now?

He looked at his own two hands and experienced the power surging within his body to find that his body was indeed vastly different from how it was in the past.

“Haha, Big Brother An is at Soul Formation Stage now! Woof!”

Da Bai yelled excitedly as the dark clouds began to dissipate.

Xuanyuan Cheng and the others ran toward An Lin with wide, celebratory smiles on their faces.

An Lin smiled back at them before internally assessing his sea of vital energy.

He was instantly greeted by the sight of boundless golden light. Immediately afterward, he felt like his consciousness was going to be torn apart, and his blood churned within his body.

He suddenly collapsed to the ground and something seemed to have materialized in his stomach.

Everyone was given a fright at the sight of An Lin falling to the ground.

“An Lin, are you alright!?” Xu Xiaolan cried in shock before grabbing onto An Lin’s arm and using an immortal spell to assess his condition.

All the signs of life were normal, but his vital energy was in a state of disarray due to some unknown reason.

Sword Immortal Ling Xiao also laid a fingertip on An Lin’s forehead to assess his condition. However, a perplexed expression also appeared on his face after a few moments. He clearly couldn’t detect what the problem was either.

Right at this moment, An Lin suddenly gripped onto his own stomach before yelling in pain. “Ow, that hurts… What’s that in my stomach!?”

“Your stomach? There’s nothing in there.” Sword Immortal Ling Xiao furrowed his brows in bewilderment.

Everyone gathered around An Lin with concerned expressions. An Lin appeared to be in significantly more pain than he had been while transcending his tribulation!

Xu Xiaolan didn’t know what to do and could only pat An Lin’s back gently with her slender hand.

To her surprise, her pats actually did achieve something.

An Lin suddenly doubled over and hurled out the mysterious contents of his stomach. “Barf!”

Thump!

A shiny, golden object came flying out of his mouth.

“Waaah… Waaah…” The cries of an infant began to reverberate around them.

Everyone drew in a sharp breath as they turned to look at the golden object on the ground.

Xu Xiaolan’s eyes were wide with shock, and she felt like something had exploded within her mind.

“Hahaha… Congratulations on transcending your tribulation, Student An Lin.” A spatial gate opened and out walked Vice-Principal Yu Hua, just in time to see An Lin hurling his guts out onto the ground.

His smile congealed on his face as he grimaced at the scenes unfolding before him. Just as he recovered his composure, his expression froze in shock again. Holy f*ck, what did he just puke out?!

“Waaah… Waaah…”

The cries of an infant were still ringing out.

Everyone was greeted by the sight of a shiny golden baby with golden lightning crackling around its body.

The baby was only about the size of a small bowl. Tears were streaking down its delicate features as it waved its stumpy little limbs in the air.

A deafening silence descended. The only sound was the cries of the golden infant.

Even An Lin himself was staring in silence at the child on the ground. His expression was completely blank from shock, and he began to doubt his existence in this world.

Who am I?

Where am I?

How did I puke out this child?

It was Xiao Hong that unexpectedly broke the silence.

Xiao Hong’s sweet voice sounded. “Master, this is a product of your lifestyle choices. This must be the child you had with the lightning Kirin!”

Xiao Hong’s words were like a clap of thunder exploding in everyone’s hearts.

Everyone came to a sudden realization.

Of course, that made so much sense!

“Made sense my a*s!!”

An Lin yelled as he collapsed to the ground.

All the teachers spectating from afar also converged on the summit of the mountain to offer up their words of congratulations. But after seeing the scenes unfolding before them, they unanimously decided to remain silent.

What had they just seen? Had they arrived too early?

Xu Xiaolan was somewhat more accustomed to An Lin’s shenanigans, and she was the quickest to come to her senses. She made her way toward the tiny infant and carefully scooped it up in her hands.

Her beautiful eyes rippled slightly as she passed the infant to An Lin.

“An Lin, since this baby is the product of your interaction with the Golden Void Lightning Kirin, why don’t we call it An Kirin?”

“An Kirin? What a fantastic name!”

“The baby will definitely grow up to be a legendary mighty figure like Big Brother An.”

“An Kirin, just the name alone speaks of unbridled power and a bright future.”

Everyone began to chime in one after the other to express their approval.

Even Sword Immortal Ling Xiao was nodding in agreement and complimenting the name Xu Xiaolan had bestowed upon the infant.

Xu Xiaolan turned to An Lin with an excited smile. “How about that? My naming prowess is pretty good, right?”

Naming prowess? An Kirin?

Was this really his child?

Tears began to well up in An Lin’s eyes as he stared at the golden lightning baby cradled in Xu Xiaolan’s arms.