I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Chapter 469: Beautiful Scenery

Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations

Da Bai was extremely confused as he looked up at An Lin.

So, Big Brother An likes this scenery? Then why did I get bashed?

Da Bai wept silent tears as he sat beside An Lin and quietly waited for night-time to arrive.

It was soon night-time.

Clouds of white mist started to rise into the air from the beautiful Moon Pond as rich vital energy hovered around it. This created a scene of otherworldly beauty.

Lights flickered on around the Moon Pond, and they shrouded the Moon Pond in a faint glow.

From afar, the Moon Pond looked like a bright moon that had been dropped into the mountains and forgotten.

Moonlight Enhancement Technique!

Da Bai waved his paws, and the white clouds in the air began to transform.

An Lin and Da Bai both stared intently at the image within the clouds.

The cloud mirror rippled before focusing, and they were treated to the sight of around a dozen females playing around and splashing each other in the hot spring.

Although there was white mist obscuring their views, they could still make out the exquisite and shapely figures splashing through the water. It was truly one of the most beautiful scenes in this world…

Ah… this is heaven!

The scenery here is indeed fantastic!

“Big Brother An… which girl do you like the most?” Da Bai huffed excitedly.

“Hmm… From the center of the cloud mirror, the female who’s located in the two o’clock direction. You can see her creating some big splashes with her bust, and they look quite bouncy too…” An Lin enjoyed the view with an appreciative smile.

Da Bai nodded emphatically. “They’re quite big too! Woof!”

“And that female with the long black hair in the eight o’clock direction. Her long hair flows down her lithe and graceful figure, and she’s truly a beautiful sight to behold!” An Lin couldn’t help but gasp in admiration.

“Ah… she stood up… woof!” Da Bai yelled in excitement.

The female stood up amid the mist, and like beautiful pearls that shone with an alluring light, beads of water hung off her delicate skin.

Da Bai and An Lin both widened their eyes as their nostrils flared with excitement.

“Aw… she walked into an area with high mist density…” An Lin sighed in disappointment.

Da Bai’s face was also filled with disappointment. There was nothing he could do about the mist obscuring their view, as any intervention would trigger vital energy fluctuations. Such fluctuations would be detected by the females in the hot spring or the university enforcement team.

“Big Brother An, look! There are another two girls coming! They look like top-notch beauties, woof!” Da Bai yelled excitedly.

An Lin looked toward where Da Bai was pointing, and he discovered a female in a blue dress and a female in a jade dress walking side by side toward the hot spring. Both of them had perfectly proportioned bodies and graceful dispositions. Their features were obscured by the mist, so they were a little difficult to make out. However, he could tell that these were two exquisite beauties.

As he looked a little closer, his lips began to twitch.

That… isn’t that the f*cking Jade Barley Ink Garment?!

And that blue dress… Isn’t it the one that Su Qianyun often wears?!

“Hehe… Big Brother An, those two Celestial Maidens are smoking hot… We’ll be able to appreciate their full beauty once they undress and walk into the areas with low mist density…” Da Bai wagged his tail excitedly.

“Heh, smoking hot, are they?” An Lin turned to Da Bai with a cold smile.

Da Bai shuddered as a fearsome killing intent enveloped his body and caused his fur to stand on end.

He looked up at An Lin with a fearful expression. “B-big Brother An, what are you doing?”

Thump thump thump… bang bang bang… clatter clatter clatter… puff puff puff…

Da Bai was once again beaten black and blue. He lay on his back with tears streaming down his face.

“Big Brother An… w-what did I do wrong?” Da Bai had been bashed to the point of stuttering.

“Open your damn eyes and tell me who those two are!” An Lin pointed at the cloud mirror with rage etched on his face.

As Da Bai opened his eyes and looked over, he found that the two females were just about to undress. However, before he could even get a clearer look, he was treated to another torrential burst of punches.

Thump thump thump… bang bang bang… clatter clatter clatter… puff puff puff…

Da Bai collapsed to the ground after being beaten to the brink of death. His eyelids were so swollen that he couldn’t even open his eyes anymore.

“Xu Xiaolan and Su Qianyun are starting to undress, yet you still dare to look?!” An Lin roared.

Da Bai: “…”

Didn’t you tell me to open my damn eyes? What the hell was I supposed to do?

At this moment, Xu Xiaolan and Su Qianyun had already arrived at the edge of the Moon Pond hand in hand. Here, there was a mist-free area where they could change into their towels.

Xu Xiaolan was just about to change. However, she suddenly detected a slight fluctuation from a cloud in the distance.

“Hmm?” She glanced up at that particular cloud in the sky.

“What’s wrong, Student Xiaolan?” Su Qianyun blinked her bright blue eyes curiously.

“It’s nothing. Wait for me, and don’t change your clothes yet. I’ll go take care of something.” Xu Xiaolan’s expression was extremely frosty as she silently walked away from the Moon Pond.

What a brilliant spell technique…

The perpetrator is at least of the Spirit Nurturing Stage, and they’re also extremely well-versed in the Dao of clouds and mist…

If it wasn’t for the fact that Xu Xiaolan was already at the Soul Formation Stage, and if it wasn’t for the fact that she possessed the True Dragon bloodline, which allowed her to detect changes in the wind, clouds, lightning, and thunder, she most likely wouldn’t have been able to detect the fluctuations in the clouds…

She sneered coldly, “How dare you peep on bathing girls! You’re asking for an early death!”

Cloud fluctuation analysis, angles analysis, light refraction calculations…

Xu Xiaolan sprung into the air, and a sonic boom erupted behind her as wings of white flames materialized on her back. She was flying toward the Crimson Sun Mountain at a speed faster than the speed of sound!

On the Crimson Sun Mountain, An Lin and Da Bai were both stunned by the sight of Xu Xiaolan tearing through the air.

“Holy f*ck! Run, Big Brother An!” Da Bai yelled as he flew into the air.

An Lin stared blankly at the female charging toward him. His knees were completely weak from fear, rendering him unable to run anywhere.

He could clearly sense that Xu Xiaolan had already discovered him.

Her expression had already changed from shock into a furious rage.

If An Lin chose to run now, how would he face her in the future?

Even if he were to kneel on a washboard—no, durian— for a year, he still wouldn’t be able to redeem himself!

He might as well own up to his mistake and pray that Xu Xiaolan would forgive him out of the kindness of her heart.

M-hm… that’s what I should do!

Xu Xiaolan swept through the air, and her wings of fire carved out a graceful trajectory in the night sky. She flew straight over An Lin’s head, sweeping up a scorching gale before catching up to Da Bai in two seconds. Then, she kicked him straight back down to the Crimson Sun Mountain.

Boom!

Da Bai’s furry body embedded itself into the mountain beside An Lin. There was an aggrieved expression on his face.

Why am I getting bashed by Xu Xiaolan right after getting bashed by An Lin…

An Lin turned to Da Bai with a sympathetic expression. Trying to run away from Xu Xiaolan? How naive!

Xu Xiaolan possessed the Vermilion Bird bloodline within her body. When she spread her Vermilion Bird Flaming Wings and flew at full speed, even An Lin would have a hard time outrunning her, let alone Da Bai, who was not even at the Soul Formation Stage yet.

Xu Xiaolan’s wings of fire burned with a brilliant might as she descended from the sky.

Like a proud holy maiden under the moonlight, she raised her chin to look down upon An Lin with a frosty expression. “Heh, peeping on the bathing girls? Who gave you the courage?!”

“Da Bai!” An Lin’s entire body shuddered as he pointed at Da Bai.

“He suddenly told me that there was some good scenery to be seen tonight atop the Crimson Sun Mountain, so I followed him here without knowing what to expect. Then, I discovered that he was peeping on bathing girls, so I beat the crap out of him on the spot! You can tell from all the wounds on his body that I’m not lying!” An Lin spoke with an expression of sincerity and guilt.

The half-dead Da Bai: “…”