I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Translator: Henyee Translations  Editor: Henyee Translations

The next day, all three thousand steamers of stuffed buns ignored by Da Bai were completely sold out.

There were students that had developed a strong craving for the stuffed buns after being without them for so long, while some other students were unable to afford the stuffed buns at their full price. Either way, all of them turned up to capitalize on the half-price sale, and all the stuffed buns ignored by Da Bai were sold out in less than two hours.

An Lin also created the legend of earning one million five hundred thousand spirit stones in a single day from selling stuffed buns!

Those had all been cooked by An Lin back when he was in the Ancient Tai Chu Realm, which he then stored in his storage ring. It was all due to his frying pan that he was able to continuously generate more wealth.

On that day, An Lin continued to take Tina to her classes in order to fulfill her curiosity and thirst for knowledge.

In order to familiarize himself with this new world, Xiao Ze found a place of his own to read about the history of Tai Chu Continent.

Xue Zhantian and the White Scale Wolf God trained together as they were both fluent in the Ancient Man Language, thereby giving them something in common.

None of the other beast pets were whiling away their days either since all of them strived to further themselves on the path of cultivation in the ideal cultivation environment provided by the Heavenly Court.

After attending his classes today, An Lin finally decided to complete the final portion of the mission on his God of War System!

He required an hour to absorb each golden Realm Essence Crystal, so he would require over four days to absorb all one hundred golden Realm Essence Crystals. Hence, he applied for a four-day break to facilitate this.

Atop a certain mountain in The United University of Cultivation.

When Tina spread open her arms, a white film of light isolated everyone from the outside world.

An Lin looked up with a smile at the exquisite figure in the jade dress beside him. “Xiaolan, this is still part of the territory of the Heavenly Court, and Tina is here to protect me, so you don’t have to worry about me.”

Xu Xiaolan sat on a white rock as she looked into the distance at the scenery on the mountains. A few wisps of her hair were swept up by the wind, thus framing her exquisite features.

She placed a longsword down beside her as a hint of a smile appeared on her face. “What? I just got here, and you’re already chasing me away?”

An Lin immediately waved his hands. “Of course not! I just don’t want to waste your time.”

“This isn’t a waste of my time. I’m curious, so I came to see you…” Xu Xiaolan tilted her head to the side. She pointed at the golden statue as a harsh light flashed through her eyes, and she asked, “Explain to me what that is.”

An Lin wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. Xu Xiaolan arrived just as he was about to absorb the statue crafted from golden Realm Essence Crystals…

He looked up at Xu Xiaolan with sincerity in his eyes. “This was made by my disciple; I don’t have fetishes like this. Tina can vouch for me on this matter.”

“Giant An Lin is telling the truth.” Tina nodded to confirm.

“Alright, I’ll believe you then. Go on, I’ll leave after a little while,” Xu Xiaolan said as she pursed her lips.

Xu Xiaolan didn’t appear to actually be angry, and An Lin heaved a sigh of relief as he focused on activating his cultivation method in order to absorb the power within the golden Realm Essence Crystals.

Time passed by slowly, and nothing unexpected happened.

There would occasionally be some of An Lin’s friends that came to visit him after being informed of what he was doing by his beast pets, but they all came and left quickly.

An Lin’s body was like a bottomless pit that had an insatiable appetite for the energy within the golden Realm Essence Crystals.

On the fourth night, nine pillars of light suddenly soared into the sky atop a certain mountain in The United University of Cultivation.

The entire continent began to tremble, and countless students were alarmed by the violent tremors as they looked up at the pillars of light with shock on their faces.

The five pillars of red flames, golden light, blue waves, green vitality, and yellow earth were the most dazzling and eye-catching as they created a monstrous energy formation in the air that converged before raining back down onto the ground below.

The pillar of wind and the pillar of lightning revolved around each other like a pillar of light and pillar of darkness, creating a sense of balance and harmony.

Not only were all the students alarmed by the commotion An Lin was stirring up, but even countless teachers were also given quite a fright.

They rose into the air in quick succession before they flew toward the formidable aura at the center of the pillars of light. The closer to the pillars they were, the more they were able to detect how powerful the aura was.

Streaks of light flashed through the air as they conversed with one another.

“This aura is way too fearsome. Is this a cultivation technique or a divine ability?”

“Sigh, which mighty figure could it be? They could at least inform us beforehand if they were coming to cultivate at our school. How are we going to sleep with such a huge ruckus?”

“Could it be that the principal is back?”

“Er… I think I know who it is…”

A tall and slender woman in fashionable clothes adjusted the red frames of her glasses as she spoke while flying atop a book.

She suddenly recalled that a certain student had applied for a leave of absence to cultivate…

“Who is it, Teacher Yue Ying?” another teacher asked.

“An Lin,” Yue Ying replied.

All the teachers: “…”

“F*ck, him again?!”

“But then again, it sort of makes sense…”

The source of the powerful aura surrounded by the nine pillars of light was obscured by a film of white light.

The pillars of light soon dissipated, but the figure enshrouded within the film of white light still emitted an extremely formidable aura.

Before everyone knew it, An Lin had already walked out from the film of white light, and an ancient golden seal flashed on his forehead.

At that moment, all the spectating students and teachers felt a regal aura emanating from his body, as if he were the ruler of heaven and earth.

Xue Zhantian’s round body fell to the ground to emulate the motion of kneeling.

Even Xiao Ze was extremely shocked as he could detect an eternal, undying aura amid the regal presence he was exuding.

An Lin curbed his aura with a satisfied smile. “I… am invincible!”

He looked over at Xu Xiaolan who was standing nearby. “Xiaolan, cut me!”

Swish!

Xu Xiaolan unsheathed her sword as a huge sea of flames erupted.

A golden sword projection parted heaven and earth before descending upon An Lin with the power to incinerate all things within this world.

The sword projection, which was imbued with the power of the vermilion bird, caused the air to warp and shimmer with its insane heat as all the plants within a radius of a kilometer were instantly reduced to ashes.

An Lin’s pupils contracted as he looked at the monstrous, oncoming sword projection.

His body was then instantaneously engulfed by golden flames as the huge mountain behind him was sliced in half…

“Gasp…” Everyone drew a sharp intake of breath.

What a fearsome sword projection; was she really trying to f*cking kill him?

“What a unique way of expressing love to one another…”

A shaky smile appeared on Earth Immortal Cang Qing’s face as he wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

“I’m more worried about whether Student An Lin has died…” Sword Immortal Ling Xiao muttered with a concerned expression.

Xue Zhantian was also given a huge fright. “You reap what you sow… Master, has your habit of asking for someone to test their strength on you every time you make a breakthrough finally spelled your doom?”

In the distance, Vice-Principal Yu Hua looked on as the mountain slowly collapsed, and he felt utterly exhausted.

He felt like he should establish a new environmental-protection rule within the university. Otherwise, these f*cking crazy prodigies were eventually going to destroy all the school’s scenic locations! Why hadn’t he noticed the destructive capabilities of these students before this?

“Cough cough… Holy f*ck, Xiaolan, are you trying to murder your fiance?”

An Lin got up from a pile of rubble in an extremely disheveled state.

Xu Xiaolan looked at An Lin with amazement in her eyes. “Huh? You’re this durable now?”

Swish!

Another monstrous sword projection came hurtling toward An Lin.

This time, there was a vast power, which seemed to transcend beyond heaven and earth, imbued within this sword projection.

Everyone felt like they could see a white holy beast spreading its wings. Flames were burning all over its body as it flew directly toward An Lin!

“No!” An Lin roared as his body was engulfed by flames again.

The white flaming sword projection continued for several kilometers while destroying everything in its wake before toppling several more mountains in the distance.

Vice-Principal Yu Hua was a little dumbstruck as he stared at the scenes unfolding before his eyes.

He had to stop this horrendous display of domestic violence no matter what!