I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Translator: Henyee Translations  Editor: Henyee Translations

Adam and Eve were already extremely close and intimate, so it wasn’t a strange thing that that little yellow book acted as a catalyst for them to take their relationship to the next level.

Their relationship had only grown from being extremely intimate friends to now being lovers. In actuality, their lifestyles hadn’t really changed much. The only change that was noteworthy was that they were putting the theoretical knowledge they had obtained from the little yellow book into practice every day.

The two of them still studied at the library every day, obtaining new knowledge and conducting more experiments.

Their will to learn was quite an encouraging sign. An Lin felt like the future of the human race would be assured if everyone was as eager and willing to learn as these two were.

Adam and Eve found seeds in a silo and tried to plant them to diversify their food source.

After that, they didn’t have to eat fruit every day. Instead, they found a kitchen and experimented with fire, thereby leading to their first cooked meal.

They also learned to use tools to cut down the nearby trees in order to build all types of wooden products.

They then discovered from other books exactly what those positions on the little yellow book entailed. Thus, they became husband and wife, but they skipped the wedding ceremony.

There were only two of them in this world, with no parents nor any family or friends, so there really was no point in holding a wedding ceremony. Instead, they skipped straight to the honeymoon phase!

“Adam, do you think those two people that held us when we were born could be our parents?” Eve discovered from a biology book that close family members related by blood couldn’t get married, as that would be incest. If those two people were their parents, then they would be brother and sister… That would be very bad!

With this in mind, a nervous expression appeared on Eve’s face as she turned to the man beside her.

“That can’t be, Eve. Don’t you remember? That woman had golden wings with golden hair. She was a completely different species from us.”

“As for the man, he’s nowhere near as handsome as I am! From a genetic inheritance perspective, there’s no way he could produce such perfect beings like you and me!”

Adam analyzed in a calm and methodical voice as he flipped through a book about genetics.

Outside the library, An Lin immediately rolled up his sleeves in preparation to teach someone a lesson!

Nowhere near as handsome as you?

Since they liked learning so much, he should teach them a lesson not to talk sh*t!

Tina immediately held him back with a smile on her face. “Giant An Lin, Adam is right. He is indeed more handsome than you…”

“Handsome?” An Lin glowered at the handsome man in the library. “So what if he’s handsome? He doesn’t have my disposition or temperament! Those are the important things in this day and age!”

“But… he only said he was more handsome than you; he didn’t mention anything about temperament or disposition, so why are you so angry?” Tina questioned as she looked at him with her beautiful, emerald eyes.

An Lin faltered slightly upon hearing this. That’s true, what am I even so angry about?

Time continued to flash by as Adam and Eve accumulated more knowledge.

Eve was soon pregnant, and Adam played the role of an exceptional husband.

Ten months later.

Adam ran back and forth as he prepared to deliver his child into the world. He had a strong foundation of theoretical knowledge, but this was the first time he had ever put it into practice.

Finally, the first human that was naturally conceived was born into this world. It was a boy.

“Waah… Adam, it hurt so much. I didn’t think that having children would be so hard. Can we not have any more children in the future?” Eve wept as she spoke.

“Alright, we won’t have any more children then.” Adam nodded with a serious expression.

His heart throbbed with pain when Eve screamed herself hoarse as she delivered their child.

Adam loved Eve, so he never wanted to put her through that kind of pain again.

An Lin and Tina were extremely anxious upon hearing this.

Calm down, guys! If you don’t continue to have children, the human race is going to become extinct!

“Adam, pass the baby to me,” Eve requested in a feeble voice.

Adam hesitated for a moment before obliging and placing the baby in Eve’s arms.

A warm smile appeared on Eve’s face as she looked at her child’s tiny body and listened to his clear, crisp cries. All her exhaustion and lingering memories of labor pains seemed to have been lifted at that moment.

“Adam, children are adorable. We should have more of them in the future.” Eve smiled.

“Hah?” Adam faltered as he stared at Eve and could only nod after seeing her serious expression. “Alright, whatever you say.”

Were women all so fickle?

An Lin and Tina heaved a collective sigh of relief. The threat of human extinction had thus been alleviated.

“Look at this baby, Adam. It looks exactly like the image of the babies on those books we read.” A hint of confusion appeared on Eve’s face, and she asked, “But why were we so big when we were born? We looked nothing like the babies in the books. Why is that?”

“Maybe…” Adam had no answer to this and could only make up something on the spot. “Maybe it’s because we’re special. Our lives were bestowed upon us by God, so we’re special beings!”

Eve burst into laughter after hearing Adam’s explanation, and she set aside her doubts for now.

Time continued to flash past.

Soon, Eve had given birth to a total of nine children, five of whom were male while the remaining four were female.

After that, Adam and Eve were unable to have any more children no matter how hard they tried.

Tina was not responsible for this. She would love to see Eve conceive more children, but it appeared that this was all pre-ordained by fate.

Their nine children grouped into four pairs of lovers, with one that remained alone.

Eve was a little concerned about this. She still remembered the part about incestuous marriages in that book that she had read. However, the mysterious woman with the golden wings had recently appeared in her dreams and told her that she had removed all the negative genetic consequences that would arise from inbreeding, but she didn’t know if she could trust a dream.

Later on, Adam found a strange book in a hidden compartment within the library.

There was a line of text on the cover which read: “Shangqing Body-Refinement Mantra”.

After flipping through the book, he was extremely excited. He had found a legendary cultivation method! The cultivation method mentioned in countless books that could allow them to achieve their dao and attain Immortal Ascension!

Thus, humans embarked on the path of cultivation.

Elsewhere, the nine tribes had also devised their own cultivation methods.

Almost every single one of them was able to cultivate, and Spirit Nurturing Stage powerful beings became more and more common.

The tyrannosaurus rex, which was once the rulers of the world, were forced into complete submission as they hid away in fear of being hunted to extinction.

They were once the rulers of land, sea, and sky, but now, they were forced to dwell in places where vital energy was not very rich and had been reduced to trial subjects for the cultivators of the nine tribes to test their strengths against. This was quite a pitiful turn of events.

They were beginning to discover that they had no advantages aside from the fact that their bodies were a little more powerful than the other tribes at birth.

Within the nine tribes, the Dark Wing Tribe, Dragon Tribe, and the True Demon Tribe began to exhibit signs of arrogance. They regarded themselves as invincible and fighting dinosaurs was already not enough of a challenge for them. Thus, they began to cast their eyes on the other tribes, and it was exactly because of this that war soon began to erupt between the nine tribes.

“Tsk, look at these little rascals. Do they really think they’re invincible?” Tina pursed her lips in dissatisfaction. She was clearly extremely unhappy with the tribes that had instigated the war.

“This is not bad; only through battle can they continue to better themselves,” An Lin said with a nonchalant smile.

“If they like battling so much…” A smile appeared on Tina’s face as her emerald eyes flashed. “Then I’ll let them battle to their hearts’ content!”

An Lin had a bad feeling about this. “What are you planning to do?”

“They’re so bored of sitting around that they’re starting wars, right? Then let’s create some antagonists for them to fight!” Tina replied with a wide grin.