I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Translator: Henyee Translations  Editor: Henyee Translations

An Lin faltered slightly upon hearing this. Why was there bad news?

“Let’s hear the good news first.” His heart was feeling a little uneasy.

“The good news is that Celestial Thearch has agreed to exchange his Thousand Possibility Box, and Emperor Chang Sheng has also agreed to part with his Ninety-Nine-Fold Extreme Heavenly Formation Disk,” Lin Junjun said.

An elated smile appeared on An Lin’s face upon hearing this.

Lin Junjun wore a purple dress today, which complemented her features quite well.

She walked in through the door and sat down onto a chair as a faint glow of excitement flashed in her eyes.

She appeared to be quite happy, and it didn’t look like there was any bad news.

Wait!

An Lin’s heart jolted. From her expression, it really did look like there was a piece of bad news!

An Lin took a deep breath before asking with a nervous expression, “What’s the bad news?”

“The bad news is…” A slight smile appeared on Lin Junjun’s face as she spoke in a slow voice, “Emperor Chang Sheng’s Ninety-Nine-Fold Extreme Heavenly Formation Disk will cost fifty million spirit stones while the Thousand Possibility Box is going to cost forty million spirit stones. It doesn’t look like you have enough money…”

Lin Junjun intentionally extended her syllables, and she was clearly taking pleasure in presenting this awkward situation to An Lin.

An Lin faltered upon hearing this. There were only thirty-four million spirit stones in his storage ring, and even after adding on the fifty million spirit stones that Lin Junjun was going to provide him with, he was still six million short!

An Lin was then rooted to the spot in shock!

Holy f*ck, Filthy Rich An was short on money?!

Six million spirit stones didn’t sound like much, but even most Return to Void Stage mighty figures wouldn’t have that sum as their net worth!

Where was he going to get six million spirit stones from?

Lin Junjun surveyed An Lin’s distressed expression with relish as she basked in the joy of the moment.

After some time, she offered another alternative, “If you don’t have enough money, you can just buy one first and leave the other.”

An Lin shook his head upon hearing this. He knew that these treasures were all normally unsellable items, so if he delayed for too long and the emperors changed their minds, then he was going to miss out on the opportunity.

“Um, can I sell some stuff?” An Lin asked.

Lin Junjun looked at An Lin with a sympathetic expression. “Are you liquidating your assets? If you really don’t have enough money, you can wait for a bit. There’s no need to force yourself. Speaking of which, I also owe a lot of debt from accumulating the fifty million spirit stones, so I don’t have money to lend you!”

An Lin shook his head. “This is not liquidation of resources. I just have too many treasures that I haven’t had a chance to sell off yet!”

Lin Junjun: “… Alright, bring out all the valuable stuff you have! I learned from the God of Wealth himself, so I can help evaluate your items and sell them off for you.”

An Lin nodded before bringing out a necklace with a white jewel embedded on it and passing it to Lin Junjun.

“This is…” Lin Junjun faltered slightly upon taking the necklace from An Lin.

“So you kept it with you this whole time.” A radiant smile suddenly appeared on her face.

This necklace was her high-rank protective spirit tool, Heavenly Spirit Ice Heart. She had once given it to An Lin as An Lin had more information than she could afford, but she was too stubborn to give up until she had absolutely nothing of value left.

She didn’t think that An Lin would have kept the item with him this entire time. After all, this was a feminine accessory. It was very valuable, so she thought An Lin would have sold it or given it to someone long ago. An Lin wasn’t that rich at that time, and since the item was useless to him, it would have been a good idea for him to sell it.

Lin Junjun carefully put away the necklace before speaking in a gentle voice, “Hmm… this Heavenly Spirit Ice Heart is worth a million spirit stones.”

“That much?” An Lin’s eyes widened before quickly shutting his mouth after realizing how stupid his statement was.

F*ck! This was probably the first time in history that a seller was complaining to the buyer about the price being too high!

Lin Junjun pursed her lips in a slight smile but didn’t take advantage of An Lin’s moment of madness. “This necklace has increased in price recently.”

An Lin: “…”

As expected of the human piggy bank!

Thus, there was still a gap of five million spirit stones.

An Lin thought to himself for a moment before bringing out three fourth-grade immortal pill coupons and one third-grade immortal pill coupon. These were the rewards that he had received for his monumental performance during the end-of-term examinations, and he didn’t think that he would have to part with them so soon.

Lin Junjun proposed a price of two million spirit stones for all four coupons; a price which An Lin thought was quite reasonable.

After that, he brought out forty-three lower-grade spirit tools out of his total of ninety-three spirit tools to be exchanged for three million spirit stones. Thus, the gap of six million was finally breached.

The lower-rank spirit tools were nothing to Filthy Rich An, so he wasn’t too upset at having to part with those.

However, he was very distraught to have exhausted his supply of thirty-four million spirit stones…

He could only hope that a spirit stone mine or something like that would come into existence in the Divine Mirror World. That would be awesome.

Lin Junjun carried all of An Lin’s money and treasures to the Heavenly Court palaces, and before long, she returned once again with two treasures in her hands, both of which exuded extremely fearsome energy fluctuations.

“Here, this is the Thousand Possibility Box!” She handed a black box to An Lin.

“Why is it so simple looking?” An Lin’s lips twitched.

The name sounded so profound, but its appearance ended up being pretty comparable to his Chaotic Alloy Brick!

“That’s not important; the important thing is that it’s useful!” Lin Junjun rolled her eyes at An Lin.

An Lin refined the Thousand Possibility Box before dripping a drop of blood onto its surface to become its master. After that, he activated the energy within his body to charge the box.

“This bar here shows the remaining battery level, which is currently at thirty percent.”

“Oh, that’s pretty modern!”

An Lin praised as he looked at the bar, which appeared to be quite similar to the battery bar on phones.

“And that circular hole there is the hole from which the Thousand Possibility Box unleashed its spell techniques. Make sure to not hold it back to front, otherwise the spell techniques are going to strike you instead of your enemies!” Lin Junjun continued.

An Lin looked at the little black hole and made a mental note to face it away from himself.

He tried to inject his energy into the box. Immediately after that, an extremely formidable suction force engulfed his body as vital energy surged, and he felt as if all the energy within his body was being sucked away in a mad frenzy.

“Holy f*ck!” An Lin exclaimed, and he was almost scared sh*tless by this startling development.

A few seconds later, all the energy within his body had been sucked away, and he sat feebly with cold sweat flowing from his head as he stared at the ugly box in his hand.

The energy bar on the box jumped from thirty percent to thirty-five percent.

“All the energy within my body was only able to charge it by five percent?” An Lin was astonished.

One had to realize that the power within his body probably exceeded that of a rookie Return to Void Stage cultivator. It was exactly because of this that he was shocked by how all the energy within his body was only equivalent to five percent of the maximum capacity of this box.

“Of course. This is a treasure that even Dao Integration Stage True God can use, so it will naturally have extremely large energy storage capacity!” Lin Junjun spoke with a smug expression.

That’s right, this was also an indication of just how bad*ss the Thousand Possibility Box was.

“Hahaha… you’re going to be my most powerful treasure from now on!”

An Lin put away the Thousand Possibility Box into his storage ring with elation on his face.

Lin Junjun swept her hand through the air, and a formation disk exuding boundless light appeared.

An Lin felt a sense of extremely vast power emanating from the formation disk, as if the sky were falling, the moon and sun were swapping places, and the earth was crumbling, evoking within him a sense of awe.

“This is Emperor Chang Sheng’s Ninety-Nine-Fold Extreme Heavenly Formation Disk.” Lin Junjun splayed her hands before her and said, “And these are the formations that come with the formation disk.”

An Lin carefully put away the formation disk into his storage ring. This was a super treasure worth fifty million spirit stones!

As for the formations, he couldn’t be bothered to look at them as he wouldn’t be able to figure them out anyway!