I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

The human head celebrated for a long while before finally focusing on the task at hand.

“Oh, right, I still have to avenge myself by eating all of you!”

It turned to An Lin and the others with a sinister smile as one of its eyes turned blue while the other turned crimson. It then turned to look at a certain spot in the air. “Let’s get rid of the most annoying one here first.”

Bai Ling’s body was forced to appear by a burst of spatial vibrations. Her expression shifted as she made a series of seals with her hands to try and conceal herself again. However, the Holy Trinity Fiendcelestial had appeared right before her in the blink of an eye as it slashed a devastating sword projection toward her!

So fast!

Bai Ling’s heart jolted in shock as she unleashed her exquisite movement techniques to evade the sword projection.

Even though she wasn’t at the Dao Integration Stage yet, she was already at the Return to Void Final Stage, and she was extremely proficient at calculations. As such, she was able to make extremely accurate calculations in the blink of an eye to predict the trajectory of the sword projection, thereby allowing her to evade just in time.

Su Wenjun and Long Kui charged toward her with the intention of providing support.

However, the Holy Trinity Fiendcelestial’s crimson arms suddenly waved through the air as countless flames materialized into a torrential downpour of flaming swords that descended upon the two of them.

The pair of arms covered in dragon scales also extended toward Bai Ling as countless white-mist flying dragons and divine-water flying dragons hurtled toward Bai Ling, placing her under immense pressure. She was soon forced onto the back foot.

An Lin hurriedly turned to the side. “What the hell are you just standing there for? Use your teamwork! This is just a monster with the brain of a stupid c*nt! What’s there to be scared of? Where is your honor as a Return to Void Stage mighty figure?

“Buy some time for me while I prepare a super powerful sealing technique! I can’t be disrupted during this process! If I die, you would lose all chances of survival as well!”

His words finally spurred Fei Ying and Duan Hunzi into action.

No one wanted to die. If there was a chance for survival, then they would obviously fight to grab it.

After issuing instructions to Fei Ying and Duan Hunzi, An Lin immediately began making hand seals and uttering a string of gibberish mantra.

The might of An Lin’s previous sword strike was still clear in their memories, so they were immediately convinced that An Lin really was capable of unleashing a super powerful sealing technique.

Fei Ying gritted her teeth as a determined expression appeared on her face. “F*ck it! I’m pinning all my hopes on him!”

“An Lin is so powerful; his spell technique would definitely be able to turn the tables! I’ll make sure the monster doesn’t even get close to him!” Duan Hunzi had also made up his mind.

The two of them looked at one another before charging toward the Holy Trinity Fiendcelestial.

As for Bai Pengzi, his two arms had been eaten by the human head, and he was suffering from extreme post-traumatic stress disorder! Hence, he continued to hide in the forest and refused to come out.

Meanwhile, An Lin was still formulating a string of random hand seals as gibberish flowed from his mouth…

Fei Ying and Duan Hunzi’s participation in the battle instantly alleviated a lot of the pressure on Bai Ling.

“Why are you meddling in my battle against this woman? This is bullying!” The human head became more and more enraged as it fought. Not only did it have to unleash attacks on Bai Ling, but it also had to focus on defending itself against the other Return to Void Stage mighty figures. It suddenly felt that even six arms were insufficient.

The Holy Trinity Fiendcelestial’s six arms waved in an uncoordinated manner as Bai Ling flew over its head as a streak of white light. It tried to follow Bai Ling with its eyes, upon which its head tilted backward along with its body and fell to the ground.

This one misstep was instantly capitalized upon as the five Return to Void Stage mighty figures bombarded its body with ferocious attacks!

Countless cherry blossom blades fell from the sky, bombs in the shape of comical faces exploded, golden spear projections surged like dragons, mountains and rivers crashed down with resounding booms, space warped and cracked…

The Holy Trinity Fiendcelestial was buried under countless terrifying spell techniques as the earth within a radius of several dozen kilometers was pulverized, and the human head’s howls of grief and anguish reverberated throughout heaven and earth.

“Waah… save me… It hurts so much!!” Tears streaked down the human head’s face as it roared with rage, “You’re all banding together to bully me! How is that heroic in any way? I wouldn’t be scared of you if I had a thousand arms!”

Whoosh!

At the height of its rage and aggravation, the rainbow halo on its head suddenly glowed with boundless light, overwhelming all the colors within this world, and everyone was almost knocked senseless by the powerful glare.

When everyone came to their senses, they were dumbstruck by the sight of the Holy Trinity Fiendcelestial, which had stood up again.

A dense bunch of arms had appeared behind the Holy Trinity Fiendcelestial as if it were a peacock canopy that fanned out in a semi-circle, and each arm controlled a divine ability within its palm.

There were transitioning divine abilities of the Five Elements, there were sword divine abilities that could pulverize space, there were bloody divine abilities of violence and slaughter, there were eerie spiritual divine abilities…

“Tho… those are fake, right?” Duan Hunzi’s knees suddenly felt weak as his teeth chattered.

The Holy Trinity Fiendcelestial now had a thousand arms, each of which possessed an earth-shattering divine ability!!

The string of gibberish that An Lin was uttering came to a grinding halt, and he almost sh*t himself at this terrifying sight! If all those spell techniques were to be hurled at once, this entire world was probably going to be annihilated!

He silently pulled out his Chaotic Alloy Brick, which he positioned in front of himself.

It didn’t matter whether it was going to be useful or not; something was always better than nothing.

Boom!

The space around the Holy Trinity Fiendcelestial seemed to be unable to bear the devastating power from all its spell techniques, and massive spatial rifts soon appeared within a radius of five kilometers from it.

“Huh? I really do have a thousand arms now!” The human head waved its arms with elation, upon which all the vital energy within a radius of fifty kilometers surged violently.

The five Return to Void Stage mighty figures staged a panicked retreat as they fled into the distance.

How the f*ck were they supposed to fight this? They were going to be insta-killed if they tried!

The human head stomped its feet in rage as everyone fled into the distance. “Hmph! None of you are allowed to run away! I finally have all these arms, so you all have to play with me! Anyone who runs away will be struck by divine lightning!”

The final sentence was just an expression to vent its rage, but the rainbow halo on its head suddenly shone with a scintillating light once again.

Immediately afterward, bolts of divine lightning began to fall from the sky toward the five fleeing Return to Void Stage mighty figures…

They really were being struck by divine lightning!

An Lin was completely dumbstruck. “Holy f*ck! Is that halo Aladdin’s lamp? Does it just grant any wish?”

The five Return to Void Stage mighty figures were also dumbstruck as they faltered in their retreat to defend themselves against the divine lightning.

However, right when they stopped fleeing, the lightning in the sky suddenly disappeared.

All the Return to Void Stage mighty figures: “…”

Bai Ling analyzed with a grave expression. “This is the first time that the human head has acted as the brain while it was in a combination with the other two souls of the Holy Trinity Fiendcelestial. The pillar of white light it had manifested was extremely pure and mysterious, indicating creation and infinite possibilities. As such, the pillar of white light must have given it an ability to make all its words come true!”

An Lin’s heart jolted in shock upon hearing this. This was a power akin to the power of laws!

There were not even any Dao Integration Stage super mighty figures with this ability, but this stupid c*nt had it?

Could it really be that the more stupid a person was, the more stable their dao heart would be, and by extension, the more profound their abilities would become?

So the more stupid a person was, the more terrifying they would become?

Just as everyone was gripped by shock and horror, the Holy Trinity Fiendcelestial sprang into action. “Hehe, let me see how powerful ten of my arms are!”

It waved ten of its arms through the air as it spoke, upon which ten devastating spell techniques hurtled toward Su Wenjun and the others.

Boom boom boom…

Monstrous explosions of energy engulfed an area of close to ten kilometers in radius.

Even the spectating An Lin was swept away by the terrifying force…