I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Translator: Henyee Translations  Editor: Henyee Translations

All the cultivators present instantly erupted as they turned with enraged expressions toward the person who had just spoken.

How dare she announced that she could take this project by herself? This was no longer just a matter of stealing everyone’s job, she was clearly looking down on all the construction cultivators that were gathered here!

Upon hearing this, An Lin was slightly taken aback. He then turned toward the person who had just spoken.

He was then greeted by the sight of an extremely domineering woman, who separated herself from the crowd by puffing her chest out and holding her head high.

Not only were her words arrogant, but her chest was also extremely arrogant; the most arrogant out of any An Lin had seen in his life.

She was an F-cup mighty figure!

Da Bai didn’t say anything, but blood was flowing from his nostrils as he followed the woman with his eyes.

The woman made her way toward An Lin as a smile appeared on her face, and she extended a hand toward him in a professional manner. “Greetings, Mr. An Lin. My name is Li Xinyu and my dao title is ‘Grandmaster Construction Cultivator’!”

Grandmaster Construction Cultivator?

What an arrogant dao title too!

An Lin shook hands with the woman, upon which he unintentionally caught sight of the woman’s cleavage through her red v-neck top.

Gasp… Holy mother of God!

Li Xinyu’s clothes were quite revealing. She wore a tight-fitting red blouse that revealed a large section of her slender waist as well as a peek into her cleavage of mass destruction. On her lower body, she wore a red mini-skirt, revealing a pair of extremely alluring, long legs.

If it wasn’t for the fact that An Lin had reached the initial success stage in his body of the War God, he was probably going to develop a nosebleed like Da Bai.

“Greetings, Ms. Li Xinyu. What makes you believe that you would be able to construct this entire sect by yourself?” An Lin asked curiously.

He always had a bit more patience with beauties like this.

“Because of my title as the Grandmaster Construction Cultivator!” Li Xinyu stared at An Lin with incredulity, as if she was wondering why An Lin would ask such a question.

An Lin was confused.

However, all the cultivators behind Li Xinyu were suddenly all rooted to the spot after hearing the words “Grandmaster Construction Cultivator”.

A wave of heated discussion then erupted.

“Grandmaster Construction Cultivator! That woman is the Grandmaster Construction Cultivator?!”

“My God! How fortunate I am to be able to see such a legendary character!”

“If she’s here, then wouldn’t that mean Holy Lord Tian Wo is here as well?”

“To think that the Four Nine Immortal Sect would be able to invite the Grandmaster Construction Cultivator to construct their sect for them! I heard she didn’t even heed the invitation of the four great sects!”

“If she’s here, then we should all just go. There’s no way we’ll get selected.”

“I’m not leaving! I want to admire the Grandmaster Construction Cultivator for a bit longer!”

“Me too! My life would be complete if I can witness the Grandmaster Construction Cultivator and Holy Lord Tian Wo build a house together!”

Over a thousand cultivators stared up with fanatical eyes at the woman with the explosive figure.

Their circle was quite a small one, which was why everyone among them knew about the Grandmaster Construction Cultivator. To them, Li Xinyu was akin to a god!

An Lin was not deaf, so he naturally heard everyone’s conversations.

Holy crap! This was some sort of bad*ss construction goddess standing before him!

With this in mind, the smile on his face grew even more gentle. “Please come with me, Ms. Li Xinyu, we’ll go talk over there.”

“Da Bai, go attend to our other guests!” An Lin instructed.

Da Bai shook his head vigorously. “No! Big Brother An, I want to be with you, woof!”

He adhered to An Lin like glue, but his big, round eyes were fixed on Li Xinyu, and his nose was injured again without him even noticing.

All the cultivators were dumbstruck, firstly by the fact that he was instructing a dog to attend to them, but secondly by the fact that the dog refused him!

Thus, all the cultivators followed along with eager expressions.

“Mr. An Lin, I need peace and quiet when I unleash my spell techniques,” Li Xinyu said.

An Lin read between the lines and turned to the woman beside him. “Su Qianyun, go attend to the rest of our guests.”

Su Qianyun nodded before issuing a hundred spirit stones to each of the cultivators and extending a request for them to go and rest elsewhere.

However, none of the cultivators left. All of them stayed behind to stare at An Lin and Li Xinyu with curiosity on their faces.

“Allow me.”

Bai Ling made her way toward the cultivators.

Boom!

The monstrous aura belonging to a Return to Void Final Stage mighty figure suddenly exploded forth, and all the cultivators collapsed to their knees in fear as they struggled to draw breath.

“I’ll give you all one minute to disappear from my sight. Otherwise, don’t blame me if I slaughter you all!”

Bai Ling’s voice was like a clap of thunder, and all the cultivators immediately fled for their lives.

An Lin: “…”

Su Qianyun’s beautiful eyes widened in shock, and she felt as if she was getting to Big Sister Bai all over again.

Bai Ling’s method of “attending” to their guests received the seal of approval from Liu Qianhuan, and her eyes practically glowed as she too saw another side to Big Sister Bai for the first time.

An Lin and Li Xinyu came to the place where the phoenix egg had first appeared.

Li Xinyu cut straight to the chase and said, “I trust that you’ve been an admirer of mine for a long time, so I don’t think there’s any need for in-depth self-introductions.”

Her words were still just as arrogant and confident as ever.

An Lin immediately agreed. “Yes, I have been an avid admirer of Ms. Li Xinyu for a long time. Please state any requirements that you have!”

“Alright, I’ll give you a rundown. You said that you plan to use an area with a radius of ten kilometers to construct a cluster of palaces consisting of one main palace, thirty-five branch palaces, ten main pavilions, one thousand abodes, twenty dwelling palaces, and on top of that, you want stunning scenery as well as a sense of sophistication…

“I have taken into consideration all your requirements, as well as my own abilities, and devised three price points for you. The first price point will be for a casual job, which is priced at three million spirit stones, non-negotiable! At this price, I can construct a sect that is comparable to a first-rate sect. It will be majestic and stunning, and it will come with the added effect of vital energy regulation!”

An Lin’s face convulsed slightly upon hearing this. This was just a casual job, and it was already this bad*ss?!

“The second price point will be an ordinary job, which is priced at thirty million spirit stones, non-negotiable! At this price, I can construct a sect that will essentially be comparable to a miniature version of one of the nine imperial palaces. Aside from the aforementioned effect from the casual job, I can also help you rectify the direction of energy flow within the veins of the earth, so there will be a chance of new mystic realms being born over time.

“Aside from that, the materials I will be using to construct the buildings will all be materials imbued with the essence of heaven and earth. The planning and construction will also follow the Heavenly Dao, thereby assisting cultivators to effectively observe the dao.

“The third price point will be an earnest job, which is priced at three hundred million spirit stones, non-negotiable! At this price, I can construct a sect that will essentially be comparable to a miniature version of one of the four great sects. Aside from the aforementioned added effects from the ordinary job, there will also be an added effect of gathering the essence of heaven and earth as well as converging the power of the stars toward the sect.

“Not only would this drastically improve the efficiency during cultivations, but it can also provide environments in which all manners of immortal spirits can be nurtured. Also, for a limited-time deal, I can throw in six small mystic realms with unique effects.”

An Lin was completely dumbstruck. Not only were her prices astonishing, but the effects she promised to deliver were even more astonishing.

He stared blankly at Li Xinyu and only came to his senses after a long while. “Is… is that all actually achievable?! Are you that bad*ss?!”

She could even emulate the environment of the four great sects? Was she going to defy the f*cking natural order?

Li Xinyu’s brows furrowed as if she was a little angry, and her arrogant chest jiggled slightly. “You can refuse my services, but you can’t doubt my professional skills!”

“Do you know of the Dou Shuai Palace?”

“I do. I made that!”

“… You know the Moon Palace on the moon?”

“I… I do. I made that!”

“…”

Li Xinyu was going to rattle off more examples, but An Lin stopped her as he was afraid that his heart was going to give out.

“Alright, alright! Ms. Li Xinyu, you have truly convinced me!”

An Lin waved his hands before speaking with a hesitant expression, “May I offer some advice? Your skills are clearly at the very pinnacle of the construction industry, so why can’t you give better names for your jobs? Terms like a casual job, an ordinary job, and an earnest job… They simply don’t inspire confidence in your clients. Imagine how sad your client would be if they didn’t have enough money and had to resort to a casual job! I think you should change to something like a gold job, platinum job, and diamond job. That sounds much better…”

“I’m a person who doesn’t know how to tell lies, and I like to say things as they are; this is also an accurate reflection of my word. If I say it’s a casual job, it really is a casual job thrown together by me! I take honesty very seriously!” Li Xinyu chuckled in response. She had clearly completely dismissed An Lin’s suggestion.

What the f*ck was this about honesty! What did that have to do with casually throwing together someone’s sect?!

Did she misunderstand the meaning of “honesty”?!

An Lin’s chest constricted, and he really wanted to pose these questions to her.

“What would it cost for a Heavenly Court level job?” An Lin asked with a curious expression.

Li Xinyu shot a glance at An Lin. “I’m not looking down on you, but that’s not something you can afford. You should stick to thinking about the three price points that I just elaborated on!”

An Lin scratched his head sheepishly.

A slight smile appeared on Li Xinyu’s face as she looked at the listless sect leader sitting before her. “Have you decided yet? You can be rest assured that whichever level you choose, my job will leave you a hundred percent satisfied! I guarantee the best quality in the entire Kingdom of the Nine States!”

“Hmm… then I’ll go with the casual job,” An Lin replied in a low voice.

Li Xinyu: “…”