I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Translator: Henyee Translations  Editor: Henyee Translations

After a day, the events that occurred during the Four Nine Immortal Sect’s sect founding ceremony had spread throughout the entire Kingdom of the Nine States.

The magnificent event, which gathered almost all the first-rate cultivation sects and tens of thousands of esteemed cultivators, became a popular topic of discussion.

Immensely powerful inheritances, several supreme beings of the Return to Void Stage, a terrifying sect-protection formation which could even force the Heavenly Sword Sect’s sect leader, Liu Mingxuan, to leave, and a domineering speech by Sect Leader An Lin… News of these matters swept throughout the Kingdom of the Nine States and Tai Chu Continent and stunned the world.

The Four Nine Immortal Sect became renown immediately and soared to an unparalleled level, and it became the most talked-about sect. It was as if the trending page had been hijacked by the Four Nine Immortal Sect, as even ordinary humans who couldn’t cultivate learned of this sect’s imposing might.

Not long after, the Four Nine Immortal Sect spread the news that it was recruiting disciples. This was an explosive piece of news, and it caused a huge stir throughout the Kingdom of the Nine States. Countless cultivators itched with anticipation as they turned their attention toward this fabled sect.

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Sitting within a teahouse in Bai Hua State was a stunningly beautiful female. The cultivators sitting at surrounding tables couldn’t help but glance over at her.

However, the cultivators didn’t dare to act too wantonly upon seeing her icy cold face. Her chilly expression was like a warning that told them that she was not someone they could provoke.

There was a pair of exquisite dragon horns on the female’s head, and they appeared especially pure and beautiful under the warm glow of day. She held a newspaper in her hands, and the icy cold expression on her face melted away when she saw the impassioned and worked-up male pictured upon it.

“Who would’ve thought! It’s only been a short while, yet you’ve already achieved such greatness.” There was a faint smile on her face, and the expression in her eyes was especially warm and gentle. She quietly labeled the male as “successful in a venture” in her mind.

“Four Nine Immortal Sect, huh? The Primordial Dragon Tribe’s inheritance of the Dragon Pavilion sounds fairly attractive. It’s just that… I don’t know if he’ll accept me, a person who’s fled from the Dragon Court…”

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On an island in the East Sea.

A round, fruit-like gremlin creature was holding onto a newspaper as it sprinted toward the king’s throne. “Y-Y-Y-Y… Your Majesty, the Four Nine Immortal Sect has officially started recruiting disciples!”

On the throne, a green-haired male who had bright and piercing eyes accepted the newspaper. There was a look of bewilderment on his face as he stared at the picture of the male. “It’s him, it’s really him!”

“What’s going on with this world? The once young and immature youth has now become the sect leader of such a powerful sect already? T-This… Has it truly only been two years?”

“Nowadays, the Dragon Court is forcing me to accept their enlistment. How about I seek refuge at the Four Nine Immortal Sect? Taking into account our acquaintance at the Winter Dragon Tomb, An Lin can perhaps watch over this island…”

The male fell deep into thought. In the end, he finally made a decision.

M-hm, he was definitely going to grab onto the Four Nine Immortal Sect’s coattail!

…

Tai Chu Continent. In a realm where sinister spirits and violent beasts roamed.

A Dragon Tribe male was standing atop a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood, and he held an information-holding jade tube in his hand. He had found this jade tube in a violent beast’s spatial magic tool. A smile suddenly spread across his face. “Authentic Primordial Dragon Tribe’s inheritance? Heh, interesting. It looks like its time for me to meet my ancient ancestors. I hope he doesn’t disappoint me, the great Long Aotian.”

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Holy Glacial Lands.

The holy city was blown to bits by an unknown power.

Hundreds of snow maidens died in the explosion.

A terrifying heat burst out from below the Holy Glacial Lands. This was unbearable for the snow maidens, a tribe that liked to live in chilly conditions. Thousands of snow maidens started migrating away from the Holy Glacial Lands.

Within the migrating group, a golden-eyed and white-haired female was currently staring at a newspaper. A barely perceptible smile tugged at the corners of her lips.

“Priestess Shangguan, why have you been staring at that newspaper for so long? Whenever I see that male, I feel a throbbing pain wrench at my heart. Absolutely detestable!” Yan Hua’s body shook in fury as she recalled the scene of him looting her storage ring.

Shangguan Yi awkwardly put away the newspaper and explained, “This is a new sect in the Kingdom of the Nine States. We need to better understand our enemies in order to defend against or attack them.”

Yan Hua shook her head. “The Great Empress and High Priestess harbor a very peculiar attitude toward the Kingdom of the Nine States now… Whatever, let it be. Let’s head to the Opposite Shore Realm first.”

Shangguan Yi glanced at the straightforward Holy Palace Leader. She felt that Yan Hua wasn’t bad-natured, and her mind was also pure and simple. She didn’t hate this snow maiden.

In fact, many snow maidens were straightforward and didn’t have complex thoughts. Many of their battles were simply for one aim—to survive. However, it was because of their strong desire to survive that they come to more resolute decisions, and thus, they became the female demons in the eyes of many foreign tribes.

For example, their current migration to the Opposite Shore Realm was not only to seek refuge but also to war and conquer the land! The Holy Glacial Lands were already unsuitable for their survival, so they could only head to nearby territories.

The Kingdom of the Nine States was too powerful, and they would definitely be wiped out if they were to go there. The east had transformed into a deadly piece of land since long ago, so they could only head west and travel to the rumored Realm of Death Deceased Souls. When they arrived, they would determine whether or not they could bully the ghosts away…

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Meanwhile, in a utopian land that was filled with the songs of birds and fragrance of flowers.

A female who was shrouded in a divine glow was humming as she watered a divine flower.

This water was collected from the Immortal Jade Dreamy Soul Water, which sat in the highest realm of heaven. If a mortal human drank a cup of this water, they would descend into a three-thousand-year dream and experience countless illusory lives.

She had fed a dying mortal a cup of Immortal Jade Dreamy Soul Water once, and that mortal thought that they had died and passed through into a foreign realm.

Then, that mortal human experienced an epic life filled with both happiness and tragedy. They toiled through countless hardships and successfully became the most powerful individual of that world. They even saved the world and eventually ascended into the immortal realm.

After ascending into the immortal realm, they woke up from the dream.

Laying on the familiar yet unfamiliar bed, the mortal realized that it was all just a dream. The real them were actually still lying on the bed… What ruler of the world, what kingly conquest… It was fake, all fake! It turned out that they were all f*cking dreams!

Trash is still trash! The incurable disease is still an incurable disease!

The mortal human had a mental breakdown, then they cried themself to death…

Who could’ve imagined? A supreme being who had succeeded in attaining an unparalleled dao suffered a pitiful fate of crying to death…

The female, who was shrouded in divine light, continued to water plants with the Immortal Jade Dreamy Soul Water. The trickle of water sounded heavenly and free from all imperfections.

“What are dreams? What is a reality?

“If I didn’t wake the mortal up and stop their dream after their immortal ascension, then they would have been stuck in the dream world forever. If that was the case, then I’m afraid that the dream would have become the mortal’s reality.

“Little Hei, do you think that we’re also living in a dream world that we might wake up or might never wake up from?”

The female, who was shrouded in divine light, looked toward the snake-tailed female next to her as she asked this question. This snake-tailed female had beautiful black hair.

The black-haired female was none other than Black Spirit Snake, who An Lin had almost infuriated to death not long ago.

When she heard this question, she started chuckling leisurely. “Your Majesty, if this truly is a dream, then we still have to be the happiest individuals in this dream!”

It appeared as though the female in the divine light was chuckling in amusement, and the divine glow surrounding her became even brighter and more dazzling than before.

“Little Hei, I’ve detected a hint of dissatisfaction and uncertainty from your demeanor.”

Black Spirit Snake pursed her lips. “So be it if I lost my villa and phoenix egg to them; I can still seek him out and find a chance to pummel him in the future. However, Your Majesty even bestowed a land of fortune upon him! I-I…”

The female chuckled. “Are you dissatisfied? Are you aggrieved? Do you really want to hit someone right now?”

Black Spirit Snake: “…”

“This world is about to deteriorate, and I naturally have to arrange and move my pieces. An Lin’s rapid rise proves that he’s blessed by the heavens. It’s beneficial for us to form good karma with him. You should also stop thinking about those matters all the time.”

Black Spirit Snake bowed her head slightly as she replied in a respectful tone, “Little Hei doesn’t dare to.”

However, her mind was thinking about the opposite of what she said.

Good karma? No matter how good the karma is, I still need to beat him up first!