I! Naruto! A Man Who Aspires To Be Hokage!
Chapter 67 Tou Dun (Funny Face) [Please Order First! 】
When everyone turned their heads, they saw Jiraiya running from a distance.
"Hey~! Naruto, why are you here?" Jiraiya asked in surprise, "Oh, you are all here, what are you doing?"
Everyone: ""
"What's the matter with you?" Naruto wondered, "I've been looking for you all day and I can't find you."
"Really?" Jiraiya was also very depressed, and found it in this corner after running all over Konoha, "What are you doing here?"
"It's nothing, just bumping into two traitors, Mr. Kakashi said something, oh, Itachi is back too." Naruto said nonchalantly.
Jiraiya's face darkened, and she suddenly looked at Kakashi, only to see that Kakashi couldn't hold it anymore and fainted...
Outside the Konoha Hospital.
After Jiraiya, Naruto and others sent Kaka~xi to the hospital,
Naruto asks Jiraiya: "You're looking for me-what?"
"Hey, I'm specifically requesting you to go with me on an interview trip." Jiraiya said triumphantly.
"No." Naruto said blankly, "That's so tiring, wouldn't it be nice to sleep at home?"
Jiraiya looked embarrassed: "I can guide you to practice and teach you very powerful ninjutsu!"
"Do you think I look like someone who wants to learn ninjutsu?" Naruto gave Jiraiya a blank look.
Jiraiya thought of Naruto, who was fishing all day long and peeping after him, and his head was covered with black lines.
"Oh, unfortunately, the subject of our interview this time is a woman, a stunning beauty. You can forget about it." Jiraiya said regretfully, and gestured on her chest with her hands
"Huh? Woman, interview? Damn, it's been too long, I almost forgot the plot!" Naruto was stunned, isn't this tm Tsunade! "Hey! Pervy Sage! Wait for me, I'll go talk to Quanmei! "
Jiraiya looked at Naruto with a dumbfounded expression: "If Minato finds out that his son has become like this..."
outside the leaves.
"Hey~ hey~, Pervy Sage, how long will it take for us to arrive..." Naruto followed Jiraiya on the alternate road with a displeased expression on his face, and for some reason, the ninja always leaned on his legs when going out , I don’t even have a carriage, aren’t you tired? Anyway, Naruto feels tired, um~ psychologically tired...
There are more and more black lines on Jiraiya's forehead, and finally he yelled at Naruto madly: "We only walked out of the village for 30 minutes!"
"Eh~? Really?" Naruto was surprised, and then continued to complain, "Look, it's been thirty minutes! Why haven't you been there yet!"
Jiraiya: "I fuck you!"
Jiraiya took a deep breath and couldn't be in a hurry. This is the son of his own apprentice. He owed him to his father and son in his previous life. When he got angry, no one paid attention to me. My body is the most important...
Then Jiraiya looked at Naruto again: "Ah~! So tired~, let's go back, Pervy Sage~~"
Jiraiya: "I c!"
"Naruto, you keep calling me Pervy Sage, you must not know that I am a very powerful person." Jiraiya said suddenly, "I am the toad from Mount Myōboku..."
"Ah~~~" Naruto yawned.
"Toad Sage..."
Naruto picked his booger and threw it out.
"And it's legendary..."
"Ah Choo!"
"Damn bastard! You listen to people talking." Jiraiya snarled at Naruto.
"Huh?" Naruto turned his head suspiciously, "What did you just say?"
Jiraiya:
"All in all, I'll teach you a very powerful move." Jiraiya finally explained it to Naruto.
"Then next!" Jiraiya said, "Hey!"
There is a Chakra ball in Jiraiya's hand, it is Rasengan!
I saw Jiraiya pressing Rasengan against a giant tree with one hand, and a huge spinning hole appeared in the middle of the giant tree, and Jiraiya looked back at Naruto proudly.
I just saw Naruto picking his nose with one hand and sticking out a little finger with the other, that's it?"
I saw a miniature Rasengan appeared on Naruto's outstretched hand, and there were wind knives that looked very sharp around the ball.
"Nani?!" Jiraiya was dumbfounded, "Impossible!"
I saw that Naruto flicked the Rasengan on his little finger like a booger, and with a bang, the place where the tree Jiraiya hit with the Rasengan just now turned into a huge pothole instantly!
Jiraiya opened her mouth wide and closed it together, the snot flowed down her nose.
"I c?! You!" Jiraiya looked at Naruto in horror.
Naruto shrugged his shoulders, "Don't look at me, just play with the fidget spinner and research it when you have nothing to do."
ask for flowers
Jiraiya: "
Jiraiya fell into deep thought: "Who am I, where am I, and what am I going to do?"
At the same time, there was Orochimaru, his apprentice had a Fourth Hokage, and his grandson... Jiraiya glanced at the Rasengan shuriken that was spinning around on five fingers: "That... Naruto, how about You loose that thing in your hand first? It’s inappropriate to accidentally blow it up, although you can’t hurt me, it’s not good to hurt the flowers~”
Jiraiya fell into deep self-doubt again.....
On the other side, outside Konoha.
Itachi and Kisame are on a cliff.
Kisame said to Itachi: "Although it is an opponent that you can find a way to solve, but I may not be the same. I am not at the same level at all."
"Ah, if we fight with him, we will all be killed. The best result is that both sides will suffer. Even if we increase the number of people, the result will not change." Itachi said looking at Jiraiya who followed Naruto in the distance.
"What's more..." Itachi glanced at Naruto: "Our goal is not easy to achieve."
"I didn't expect the opponent to be the legendary Sannin." Kisame sighed, "Facing him, whether it is the Uchiha clan or the Wuren Seven, they have become unknown people. But...
"My former student was Fourth Hokage, you really don't look like him at all." Jiraiya sighed. "My former teacher was Third Hokage. He was also full of vigor at that time." Jiraiya fell into the memory.
Jiraiya tied to a pillar: "Every time, every time Orochimaru Orochimaru! My Transcendence Technique is also very powerful!"
Third Generation: "Alas~ What's so great about your penetration?"
Jiraiya: "I have been peeping and have never been caught!"
Third Generation: "Since you've already talked about this, let me go with you next time..."
The crow called: ah~ ah~ ah~
After a long awkward silence, Jiraiya said, "Mr. Sarutobi, you are an Isp."
"Yoxi, let's go. Naruto stood up, "Enough rest, the beautiful lady at the next stop is still waiting for us!"
Jiraiya, whose memory was interrupted, glanced at Naruto and stood up: "Yuxi, a whoosh!"
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