I Open a Comic Shop in Naruto
Chapter 0035 My TM mentality collapsed
At this time,
Asuma finally finished watching "One Piece - East Blue", his mouth was swollen, and he spoke a lot more quickly. He looked forward to saying: "Luck was so bad last time, it's time to change it this time."
In the pirate world, in addition to Devil Fruit, there are also a variety of physical skills such as murloc karate.
If you can get the same, it can be regarded as making up for the loss of yesterday.
After all, the poop beast yesterday was already a reward that can no longer be given, and it is impossible to suffer the same as the poop beast today.
At this time,
System information update.
[Customer Sarutobi Asuma has finished reading "One Piece - East Blue" and got - 'Alvida'! 】
[‘Alvida’—— Captain of the Alvida Pirates, a bloated, ugly, Madara-faced female pirate, but always thinks she is the most beautiful woman in East Blue.
Use a mace as a weapon, with a bounty of 5 million baileys.
If Alvida is defeated by a man, he will consider this man his husband and will do anything to get him. 】
"Asuma's luck is simply..."
Shen Ye looked at the refreshed system information and couldn't help but sigh.
You know, this reward is not the future Alvida who eats the slippery fruit and becomes a beauty.
It's that all-natural Alvida.
Grumpy, full-faced Madara, stronger than a bear.
But I don't know where the confidence comes from, I often ask others who is the most beautiful woman in East Blue.
No man can endure such a superb woman.
It happened to be drawn by Asuma.
The first time rewards Poop Beast, the second time rewards Alvida.
This luck, I want to ask who else?
Shen Ye had to cast a sympathetic look at Asuma.
However, Asuma didn't notice it and asked expectantly, "Boss, what is the reward this time?"
"A woman."
Shen Ye thought for a while and said.
"woman?"
Hearing this, Asuma's eyes suddenly lit up.
Nami? Noki high? Kaya? Or Tashigi?
They are all beautiful beauties, if they can draw...
Seeing Asuma's expression that he couldn't keep, Shen Ye knew that he thought too much.
Wait a minute, you'll doubt your life when you see the reward.
hum-
A splendid beam of light descended from the sky and landed in front of Asuma.
Asuma's expression revealed undisguised excitement.
No one could understand the feeling of the first reward being a shit beast.
No matter what the second reward is, it will make him feel like his luck is counterattacking.
Soon, Asuma felt something was wrong.
Is this light too wide?
The beauties in the pirate world are all those with long legs and thin waists, shouldn't that be the case?
bang——
Suddenly, a steel sound came from the light.
Asuma's face twitched.
I go……
Wouldn't this reward be a mess, right?
I had already drawn a poop beast last time.
It's time to turn around this time, and make up for it.
Forget it, no matter what the reward is, at least it won't be worse than the shit beast.
Asuma comforted himself in his heart.
The brilliance fades away,
An ugly woman with a bloated body and a face full of tits, Madara, wearing a pirate captain's cape, a shocking iron mace, and green bean-sized eyes staring at Asuma coldly, humming: "Looks like a big horse. The monkey-like guy, is it you who summoned me into this world?"
Asuma looked at Alvida in front of him, and all the illusions were shattered.
Is this the female pirate from the beginning of the pirate manga?
This is my reward?
I bought a watch last year!
Why is my reward like this again?
Why? Why? Why? for……
The question kept replaying in Asuma's mind.
My mind is broken.
Every time the reward is this kind of ghost, who can stand it.
Everyone else in the comic shop was stunned for a moment, and almost couldn't help laughing.
Is this Asuma's reward?
This is too inspiring, isn't it?
It seems that only Asuma can afford it.
Alvida looked at Asuma, who was speechless, and snorted coldly, "I'm asking you something, but you dare to treat me like air! Give me death!"
Saying that, Alvida swung his mace and smashed it at Asuma.
The mace slammed vigorously, accompanied by the whistling wind.
Asuma, who was so depressed that he vomited blood, saw that the person he had summoned actually dared to shoot at him, and immediately burst into anger without any reservation.
Wind Style Chakra wrapped around his fist and smashed towards Alvida.
bang——
Alvida's mace didn't hit Asuma, but instead was kicked out by Asuma.
Alvida's body fell to the ground with a 'boom', and the entire comic shop seemed to be shaken.
Asuma closed his fists and turned around, scolding: "MD, this luck is too bad. I smoke a shit beast, and I smoke this thing again, is my luck so bad?"
Asuma's heart was bleeding.
African chiefs can't afford to hurt.
At this time,
Alvida stood up and looked at Asuma's back with an unprecedented brilliance in his eyes, and said excitedly, "Wait!"
Asuma turned his head and said angrily, "Did I say you haven't been beaten enough?"
"Do not."
Alvida stepped forward with a frenzy and said, "You are the first man who can defeat me! I allow you to be my Alvida's man!"
"what??"
Asuma: (⊙_⊙)
Are you out of your mind?
Hit you, you still want to be your man?
Just now, I thought that even if the reward was worse, it would be no worse than a shit beast...
Sorry, can I take this sentence back now?
Not waiting for Asuma to answer Alvida.
Hearing that someone was going to compete with him for Asuma, the fecal beast rushed in from the door and declared its sovereignty: "Stinky woman, how dare you have such evil thoughts on my master! Don't be delusional!"
Alvida snorted: "The man I'm looking for, it's not up to you, a shit-like monster, to get in the way."
The fecal beast took out a ball of feces and turned into a guardian madman, "Believe it or not, I will let you taste the power of feces now!"
"Believe it or not, I will smash you to pieces with a stick first!"
Alvida walked towards the shit beast with a mace.
Asuma heard it and was about to cry without tears.
If it were normal times, and there were two women who were jealous of him, then he would definitely be overjoyed.
But today's situation made him only want to die.
What is this?
A super disgusting shit beast, a super ugly female pirate.
These two are fighting for their own jealousy here, and it is impossible to describe in words how much WC they are in their hearts at the moment.
My TM mentality is broken.
Hyuga Hiashi, who always thought he was unlucky, suddenly felt that his luck was so good.
Check out Asuma.
Take another look at yourself.
What else is missing?
At this time,
A faint voice sounded.
"A comic store is a place to read comics, what do you think of this place?"
Shen Ye slowly put down the teacup.
Suddenly,
Eyes opened suddenly.
in an instant,
A vast coercion erupted as if the ocean was rewinding and the sky was collapsing, filling the entire comic store.
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[ps: Ask for flowers and tickets! ]*
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