I Really Didn’t Want to Be Famous

(I update twice a day, not once a day is better, there is a gap! Please don't slander me! No!)

About two hours later, the car landed far away to the nearby Hangzhou City.

The scenery of Hangzhou is pleasant and the air is clear, especially the breeze blowing from the West Lake, which makes people feel peaceful and elegant. This place has been the favorite place for literati and poets to discuss poetry since ancient times.

Lu Yuan looked out of the window, and saw a round of moonlight hanging high in the night sky. Under the night sky, lanterns were floating on the edge of the West Lake. Boys and girls surrounded the West Lake, romantic and happy.

His addiction to smoking committed.

He wants to smoke.

But after thinking that he was about to reach his destination, he shook his head and resisted the urge to smoke.

Restraint.

At least I can't walk into the poetry meeting with a cigarette in my mouth, can I?

How embarrassing that is.

Quality!

I am now a quality person.

At least for now, you have to pretend to be a quality person, at least you can't lose face.

Lu Yuan breathed a sigh of relief.

Here we are, just make a detour to the side. This is your badge for admission. Take it, I'll wait for you here.

Aren't you going in together? Lu Yuan touched the admission pass that the driver handed him.

He is very delicate.

Not everyone is qualified to enter there...

Then I am...

Hahaha, don't look, if the people the old man repeatedly invites are not qualified, then who else is qualified. Seeing Lu Yuan's dazed look, the driver couldn't help laughing.

He thought the young man was very interesting.

This young man did not have the arrogance of those literati at all, and was even very humble and approachable.

Such young people are really rare in today's society.

Oh. Lu Yuan nodded, and after hearing what the driver said, he nodded and didn't care.

Naturally, not everyone can enter the place of literati...

A layman like myself...

Tut tut.

……………………………

After getting off the car, Lu Yuan walked towards a building called Cultural Building by the West Lake ahead.

The poetry meeting was held in this building.

Lu Yuan originally thought that there were not many people in the poetry club, only a few dozens of literati, but when he really got close to the Cultural Building, Lu Yuan found that there was a sea of ​​people next to the building, and there were many reporters in front of the camera Say this and that.

It seems that this time the poetry will be able to be shown on TV.

Of course, Lu Yuan just sighed with emotion.

He didn't think he could dominate the poetry conference and beat the crowd to appear on a wave of TV.

He is self-aware.

Brother, are you here to try your luck too?

what?

Let me introduce myself. My name is Li Dongqiang. I am a student of the Chinese Department of Yanda University, specializing in ancient Chinese poetry.

Oh oh, hello, hello.

Brother, is this your first time here?

Well, yes, my first time.

Don't know the way.

Yes, I have never participated in such an event before.

That's good, well, don't look around, have you seen the long line of doors over there?

I see, what's the matter?

There is an exam question at that door. The chief examiner is Professor Wang Mingyang from Yanda University. Professor Wang Mingyang is very strict. Basically, everyone who queues up will be rejected. So, we don't go there, not even the east gate. The east gate is for girls. Where to line up...

Oh, where should we go? Lu Yuan was taken aback.

What's more important?

We should go to Ximen, Ximen is a couplet, although there will be a lot of people,

But there is still a probability that you can go in, oh, by the way, brother, what is your major?

I'm...a major in forestry.

Lin Mu, what? What the hell, what do you say you major in?

forest.

Brother, awesome, you, a forestry professional, have the confidence to come here to try your luck? Are you a poetry lover?

Huh? Not really...but I am...

Stop talking, buddy, I understand you! Tsk tsk tsk, you are also here to see the goddess Chen Xi!

Ah, I'm not...

Brother, stop talking, everyone is a man, I understand you, by the way, what's your name?

Lu Yuan.

Oh, yes, buddy, for the sake of your confidence and courage, I will take you to the couplets to try your luck... I will show you what a literati is!

It was a tall young man wearing glasses who spoke to Lu Yuan.

The young man's eyes were erratic, and there was a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth. After seeing Lu Yuan, he had a familiar expression of I know you.

Lu Yuan looked at the main entrance of the entire building, and saw a few security guards standing at the main entrance, but they were deserted. After all, he suppressed the sentence Why can't we go in through the main entrance? in his heart.

Maybe this is the rule of the Poetry Association?

Since I have come here, I also want to do as the Romans do.

Lu Yuan is not disgusted with this young man named Li Dongqiang.

After all, both of them are flirtatious types, and many things are a little bit similar.

Dude, do you smoke?

No. Li Dongqiang shook his head.

Oh, then I will smoke.

After all, Lu Yuan was addicted to cigarettes and couldn't help but took out his cigarette and started smoking.

After taking a puff of smoke, Lu Yuan instantly felt extremely comfortable all over his body, and in such an environment where the breeze was blowing and the moon was lingering, Lu Yuan felt as if he had become a fairy.

When the two came to Ximen, Lu Yuan saw that Ximen was also queuing, but for some reason there were fewer people in line.

Li Dongqiang swaggered and found a place to line up, while Lu Yuan followed behind Li Dongqiang.

Lu Yuandong looked around, inexplicably thinking about his own renovation plan at the moment.

The filming is about to finish, so I have to put a lot of things on the agenda, right?

Life needs to be planned early.

I will respond to this second line!

I think it is……

What? No? I think it is, it's neat!

Give me a chance!

Next……

I come!

Next……

I think it should be so...

Next……

The Spring Festival couplets are done very quickly.

Originally there were twenty or thirty people in line in front, but one person was posted every minute...

What kind of couplet is this, why is it so difficult!

I think I'm quite right, why not?

Can't I?

Hey... I thought the Ximen in the couplet was a little easier, but I didn't expect it to be so difficult...

What is the real second line? Is it true that no one is right this year?

The people who were brushed off on both sides shook their heads, and everyone was in a bad mood.

Soon, it was Li Dongqiang's turn.

Li Dongqiang smiled slightly, straightened his clothes and walked forward...

Loyal to Chaoduan, even if the rain is full of smoke, Hunmeng is still in Beique, the second couplet... Li Dongqiang stared at this upper couplet, staring at the request with wide-eyed eyes.

It is required to have the word West Lake under the couplet...

He stared at the front for a long time, and then he found that he couldn't hold back anything...

Next……

An old man with gray beard and hair in Ximen looked up at these people who were brushed down, and shook his head immediately.

Wait, sir, give me a chance, I'll be right out...

Next... The old man looked at Li Dongqiang who couldn't hold back, but wanted to hold back, and finally shook his head.

... Li Dongqiang finally shook his head and left.

The whole person is very sad.

It seems that this year he is not expected to go inside again.

Just as Li Dongqiang left and it was Lu Yuan's turn, Lu Yuan's phone rang suddenly.

Hey?

Master? I'm here.

Come in? I'm on my way now, yes, it's at the couplet... I just finished queuing...

Ah? What couplet are you asking? Don't you know? Let me see, the first couplet is loyal to Chaoduan, even if the rain is wild and the smoke is, and the dream is still in the north, this is the place...

What? You said I went to the wrong place? Going to the main entrance? Then is this Ximen wrong?

Are you asking me for the next couplet?

The second couplet is about writing articles abroad, wanting to compose poems and drink wine, and stay in the West Lake again!

Old man, what do you mean? Why don't you speak?

what?

After hearing a very speechless voice from the old man on the other end of the phone, Lu Yuan was a little dazed, and subconsciously looked at the main entrance.

Then I looked at the shocked old man in front of the couplet...

He was a little embarrassed.

Just now he was immersed in the plan to open a restaurant, and his whole mind was a little bit off...

I feel that I have made a big oolong inexplicably, and I even went to the wrong place...

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I went to the wrong place... I'll go now... I'll go... After hanging up the phone, he quickly apologized, turned around and wanted to walk towards the main entrance.

Stop, you're in the right place! This is right here! Little brother, come here, here's your name, what's your name! The old man stood up and suddenly grabbed Lu Yuan's hand. He was so excited.

Ah? Lu Yuan was taken aback, and looked at the couplet again.

He blurted out the second line subconsciously.

It’s also a coincidence, this second couplet is when he was in high school before his rebirth, the teacher specially asked them to memorize it, saying that he might pass the exam...

Naturally, Lu Yuan memorized everything by heart.

But I didn't expect...

Happened here?

This shit luck...

There is really no one...

... Li Dongqiang, who was about to leave, widened his eyes when he heard the commotion, and stared at Lu Yuan in disbelief.

what's the situation?

right?

I didn't come out of the Chinese Department of Yenching University, but you came out with a major in forestry?

Wait, I seem to be listening to something that goes right through the door?

What's the meaning?

What the hell, is he the default group?

Grass!

Isn't it abominable to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger?