I Really Didn’t Want to Become a Scumbag

Zhou Yuwen was lying on the small bed in the bedroom.

My head is a little dizzy.

It was rare to meet this group of bastards yesterday, and it was a joy to drink.

Zhou Yuwen talked to them in his thirties, telling them that if they can buy a house, they should hurry up and buy a house. Don’t try to do it all at once. If you can buy a big city, you will definitely not buy a small city. If you can buy a city center, you will never buy a suburb. When buying a house, you can’t suffer a loss if you buy it, and you can’t be fooled when you buy it.

Buy a store today, raise three generations tomorrow.

Poor dick today, rich second generation tomorrow.

Zhou Yuwen was really earnest, but this group of brats actually thought that Zhou Yuwen was crazy, and they even told Zhou Yu that you were drunk.

Old Zhou, you must have been rejected by Su Qianqian, so you pretended to be crazy over there.

It's okay, brother understands you, there is no grass anywhere in the world, besides, it's not that Su Qianqian didn't give you a chance, at worst, if you repeat this year, next year will still be yours.

This old Zhou must be drunk. The house price is so high, how can it go up again!

Last night in a daze, Zhou Yuwen heard someone say such a sentence.

The angry Zhou Yuwen couldn't help cursing: Idiot!

Ugh~~!

I spit it all into the room in one gulp, and I feel comfortable all at once! Zhou Yuwen quickly wiped his mouth, opened his eyes and found that he was in the two-bedroom apartment of his mother's house.

There are also Super Saiyan 3 stickers for two bucks on the wall.

I miss it so much.

Mom! Get me a bottle of Coke in the refrigerator!

Zhou Yuwen exclaimed naturally.

Zhou Yuwen thought it was funny after calling her. My mother was playing mahjong in her hometown, how could she be here.

You don't have hands yourself! Treat you like an ancestor every day? A sharp and impatient voice came from outside the door.

Zhou Yuwen was taken aback for a moment, his groggy head suddenly woke up.

Take another look?

Good guy, isn't this what I look like when I'm eighteen?

Looking at the environment in front of him again, the small room is real.

A broken wooden bed, a broken table, the table is full of messy textbooks, and a big ass computer.

dream?

Zhou Yuwen slapped himself.

In the end, it still didn't fan down!

Good guy, are you not dreaming?

When I woke up, there was still a puddle of vomit on the floor.

It's so real, and it still smells like Niulan Mountain. It seems that it's really not a dream.

Wearing a white vest, a pair of big pants, and big slippers, Zhou Yuwen opened the door from the small bedroom.

There was the sound of mahjong in the next room.

Four middle-aged women with permed hair chatted chatteringly over there.

The daughter of the old Su's family next door is really sensible. Not only is she beautiful, but she is also so good at studying. I heard that she passed the exam.

Zhou Yuwen was dragging his flip-flops, the sound of mahjong and chatting with his mother and poker friends could be heard in his ears, he ignored it, walked to the refrigerator, and took out a can of Coca-Cola.

open the can.

Hi~

Hiccup, the feeling of being reborn is really cool!

Ayun, what is your family Yuwen's plan? Do you want to repeat the study or take the third course? Ayun, really, I don't think the third course is really necessary. Isn't it because you were promoted from the previous junior college? It's not 985 and 211. , What can I do after reading it? It’s better to repeat it.”

Yeah, the kid next door to me took three classes last year, but this year he was expelled because of fighting. I heard that three classes are more chaotic than vocational education!

That's not right, don't you read what's written in the news now.

Holding a Coke, Zhou Yuwen opened the door and entered.

What came into view were three very familiar aunts, who hadn't seen each other since college, plus my own mother, each with a curly hair perm. Seeing Zhou Yuwen coming in, they stopped the topic abruptly, and greeted Zhou Yuwen with a smile .

Yuwen is getting more and more handsome now.

That's right, I've grown into a big guy!

Yuwen, it's okay if you don't get good grades, it's a big deal to repeat the exam~

That's right, I heard from my son that you were rejected when you confessed to Xiao Su?

???

Zhou Yuwen was speechless. How could someone in his forties still gossip like this? Which brat said that.

You confessed to Xiao Su? Why didn't I know? The mother immediately turned her head with curiosity.

Last week, I just went back to my hometown to see my mother, and now I suddenly saw a young teenage mother here, Zhou Yuwen couldn't help but feel a sore nose, why didn't I realize before that my mother was also young.

The mother in my impression seems to have always been the same.

Mom. Zhou Yuwen didn't know why, so he called out.

The mother of Zhou who called was a little confused: Why, what's the matter?

The three aunts of the poker friends were also taken aback, why do they feel sensational?

Confession rejected?

Come to comfort your mother?

They stared at Zhou Yuwen with wide eyes.

No, I don't have any money. Zhou Yuwen faltered for a long time and found an excuse.

The four middle-aged women were all taken aback, good guy.

That's it?

The two hundred yuan I gave you yesterday is just spent like this? I told you to drink less wine, but if you don't listen, you can't be so indulgent after graduation. Zhou's mother took out two coins from her small drawer while talking. A hundred-yuan bill, and handed it to Zhou Yuwen.

Zhou Yuwen took it with a grin.

This is the last two hundred for you. It's fine during the summer vacation. Go earn money yourself!

That's great! I'll earn you a house during the summer vacation! Zhou Yuwen said after taking the money.

Zhou's mother gave Zhou Yuwen a reproachful look, but said nothing.

Zhou Yuwen counted the money and went out. To be honest, the meeting with his mother again was not so cordial, so I felt a little touched. My mother hadn’t seen each other for more than ten years. She played mahjong and urged me to get married, saying that my work was unreliable , Or go back to my hometown to take an exam and go on a blind date, this is the life of a normal person.

Zhou Yuwen sighed as he thought about his mother's cliché, alas, it seems that he has to listen to his mother's nagging in his previous life again.

When Zhou Yuwen went out, Zhou's mother and a group of poker friends continued to play mahjong over there.

An aunt said: Ah Yun, what do you think? Is it really impossible to let the child read three books? I heard that the three books are very messy. The children of my cousin's wife's family last year It’s just three books, not to mention the expensive tuition, and the school is very chaotic, I heard that there are girls who are girls there.”

I've heard this too. The three books are really messy. It sounds like an undergraduate degree, but it's actually a junior college. You said that after reading three books, how will you find a job in the future?

That's right! If you don't take the 985, 211 test now, how will you find a job in the future, Ayun, you are just too used to your child!

Faced with the poker player's question, Zhou's mother just smiled and said: When the child grows up, he has his own plans, as long as he is healthy and healthy, and I don't expect him to be the president of the country.