I Really Don’t Want To Be a Trainer

Now Lu Ye seems to have found a new way to carry forward the disgusting tactics.

"Confusion, paralysis, burns, poisoning... These abnormal states can all be combined together!"

Ghosts, dirty routines drop God!

Although the cultivation direction has been determined, Lu Ye is really too lazy to cultivate.

It's not worth being a trainer!

Isn't it delicious to start a live broadcast just for bad money?

The number of subscribers in the live broadcast room has reached 8W, and if you work hard, you can complete the small goal of showing your face.

At this critical moment, the system has released a new task.

[Task "I'm really not a million-level traffic"]

[Task description: Publish a video with millions of views]

[Quest reward: 1000BP points, random skill Lv3*1, random purple item*1]

Lu Ye has already experienced the benefits of system props.

Just the enhanced version of the speed enhancer has greatly increased the speed of Ghosts.

If you can get a prop worth hundreds of thousands of dollars and sell it, you won't be able to take off!

The video edited by Lu Ye just now is the new video he intends to release.

"Mr. Lu teaches you to battle 04: Shrink the team".

If there is anything that is more disgusting than the routine of defending the poison.

That is undoubtedly the shrinking team represented by the Pink Devil!

The auspicious egg carrying evolution pyroxene has excellent special defense, and can continuously improve the evasion rate by shrinking.

Hit and miss, consume and not die.

At the same time, the damage of the meat is higher—

How can there be such a handsome elf as auspicious eggs!

Lu Ye's mouth showed a meaningful smile.

Move the mouse and click the "Upload" button.

【Video uploading... Your new video has been published】

[Click to view "Mr. Lu teaches you to battle 04: Shrink the team"! 】

Chapter 13 The Shrinking Team and the Mud

After publishing the video, Lu Ye rushed to the professional class in the morning and afternoon.

And the game area of ​​station B began to tremble again because of the man.

"Grandpa, the UP master you follow has been updated!"

"What dirty routine is this episode?"

"Fear!"

The material of the video is very simple, Teacher Lu's traditional skills, one pick six.

On the rocky field covered with gravel, stood a naive auspicious egg, opposite a Reybu with upright hair.

The opponent is a white-haired old man with a wide heart and a fat body in a flowered shirt.

"Reib, discharge!"

The electric light scurried, and the dazzling electric sparks turned into a violent electric field and spread around.

Geely Egg was still standing happily and silly, shivering after being hit by the electric discharge, and patted his belly in a friendly gesture.

The old man froze in place.

"This Reib is scraping?"

"Have a lot of fun!"

Although the speed of Geely Egg is worrying, its special defense and blood volume are terrifyingly high.

"Geely egg, shrink!"

Geely Egg's two short arms folded together, and the body glowed with white light, shrinking circle after circle at a speed visible to the naked eye.

And Reib was accumulating energy, and in the scream, a dazzling electric current poured into the clouds from it.

It is the electric trick, thunder!

The thunderclouds rolled, and the thick thunder column crashed down, but it smashed directly into the air!

"The face is empty?"

"I'll go, how come the auspicious eggs have shrunk so small!"

After shrinking three times in a row, the auspicious egg has completely disappeared from the field of vision, easily avoiding the thunder pillar.

On the other hand, Leibu seemed to be strangled by a pair of invisible hands, and was thrown into the sky by a strange force!

"Hold up high!?"

"It's a cast on the earth of auspicious eggs!"

Lu Ye explained lightly: "Shrinking can avoid most skills, combined with the frankness and endurance of Geely Egg, it's not a problem to wear six."

"???"

"Does this speak human words?"

Lu Ye continued: "Unless the opponent has an earthquake to teach people how to behave, the downsizing team can restrain most of the tactics!"

"This is too dirty!"

"The UP master beats the elderly?"

"It is recommended to seal forever!"

Since Geely eggs are relatively rare in reality, Lu Ye also recommended the lower-level replacement for Geely eggs in the video, stinky mud.

In addition to being easy to conquer, stinky mud has low cultivation cost, excellent resistance, and good output ability.

It can be said that in addition to smelly and ugly, smelly mud is almost all advantages!

Of course, Lu Ye wouldn't accept the smelly mud.

Yan control people are so realistic.

"Understood, let's go to the sewer to catch stinky mud!"

"Thank you, Teacher Lu, the initial elf chose stinky mud!"

"I'm from Team Rocket, and the organization sent a stinky mud. How does Teacher Lu cultivate it?"

In just half an hour, the number of views on the video has exceeded 20,000.

Youtube and Station N also reprinted Lu Ye's video in real time, and the influence continued to ferment.

Even Aju, the king of poison in the Chengdu area, reposted the video.

Caption: "In place."

Aju himself is a poison expert who is good at shrinking tactics.

In the special chapter, Aju's shoulder armor is equipped with reduced stinky mud on both sides, both offensive and defensive.

But... maybe this is also the reason why Aju wears a mask all the year round.

Obtaining the affirmation of the Four Heavenly Kings instantly established Teacher Lu's authority.

The popularity of the video continued to rise, and fans began to discuss Mr. Lu's true identity.

The owner of the grass department? Poison Master?

No matter what kind of speculation, in the end there is nothing more than the same conclusion.

Teacher Lu is by no means an ordinary game anchor.

Can use these two real high-level tactics with ease.

Teacher Lu must also be a master trainer!

"The highest ranked seventh in the world... Teacher Lu isn't really a master, is he?"

"Be bold, maybe it's a Four Heavenly King?"

"Mr. Lu, dirty routines are awesome!"

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Among the many fans of Teacher Lu.

Ryohei in the Kanto region is a trash fish of Team Rocket.

The so-called trash fish refers to the existence of doing all the dirty work, no insurance and one housing fund, and being pulled out of the top bag when an accident occurs.

However, Liangping's parents died when he was a child, and he was taken in by the Rockets.

If you can have a straw mat and eat a full meal, you are already satisfied.

The Rockets' competition is brutal.

Under the law of the law of the jungle, if you don't eat others, you will only be eaten by others.

But Ryohei is a kind person.

He blushes when he meets someone's eyes, speaks softly, and doesn't get angry when he is laughed at and insulted.

Only at night does the moon shine down.

He would sneak into the barn and talk to the bruised elf.

On one occasion, he secretly released the abused Heluga, and in addition to being bitten on his arm, he was also broken by four ribs by a viper instructor.

Later the Viper instructor told him.

The black Luga killed an innocent citizen and was shot by Jun Sha on the spot.

Ryohei was a little bewildered.

The days of the Rockets were dark, with a little light.

I don't want to be despised, I have to climb the only way.

The taciturn Ryohei was once regarded as a mute, lacking the pleasure of insults, and others gradually ignored him.

It took Liangping two years to upgrade from trash fish to preparation;

It took Ryohei another two years to go from reserve to soldier.

When receiving the sprites issued by the organization, the high-quality sprites were all chosen by others.

It wasn't until the last Poké Ball was left that the Viper instructor caught a glimpse of Ryohei.

"Try to live."

In the last Poké Ball, there was a stinky mud that was full of silt and gave off a foul smell.

Holding the Poké Ball expressionlessly, Ryohei consciously avoided the crowd.

Back in the basement, Ryohei burst into tears.

The stinky mud stared at Ryohei blankly, trying to wipe Ryohei's tears with his hands.

And because he was too dirty, he scratched his head a little embarrassedly.

Smelly Mud is definitely not a genie for beginners.

But having the first family member is enough to satisfy Ryopei.

After finishing the chores, connecting to the Rockets' intranet and watching the live broadcast was Ryohei's only pastime.

He likes the "Battle Man" Red's battle video, and the "Nurtured Man" Qinglu's training guide.

What he liked the most was the dark-faced teacher Lu who kept his routines.