I Really Don’t Want To Be a Trainer

Eighteen years, a full eighteen years.

I finally waited for this day!

Chapter 2 It is impossible to be a trainer in this life

After calming down, Lu Ye collected relevant information online.

The first thing to do is to understand what the world has become.

Due to the constriction of the world line, the world where Lu Ye lives and the world of spirits merge into one.

But it seemed that only Lu Ye realized this.

Even the history books have changed.

According to the appearance of elves, they can be roughly divided into ancient, middle, modern and modern.

In ancient times, the number of dreams gradually dwindled, and the oldest prehistoric Pokémon was born.

In the Middle Ages, a meteorite fell in the Fengyuan area, triggering the awakening of the super-ancient elves, which were finally quelled by the split empty seat.

In modern times, Dr. Nishino Mori from Yuhong University invented the Poke Ball in 1925, which became the beginning of modern "spiritology".

"These are actually compulsory contents in history." Lu Ye looked strange.

Even in the history of elves, there are endless memory points.

For example, in 1700 AD, the Balfam Incense Temple was built, and the first Pokémon League competition was held in 1896…

It would be a bit painful to let Lu Ye remember them one by one.

"It seems that even in the elf world, it is not so easy to be a scholar!"

Lu Ye sighed and opened the "High School Politics Compulsory Course III" on the Internet.

Due to the appearance of elves, a centralized organization represented by the alliance was gradually formed.

In this parallel world, Lu Ye is located in the magic city of the "Donghuang Alliance".

In other areas, there are "Carlos Alliance", "United Public Alliance", etc., which are exactly the same as Lu Ye's memory.

"It seems that it is really the fusion of the elf world and reality."

Lu Ye was stunned for a long time, and let out a long breath.

"Is it possible... I also have the opportunity to be a trainer?"

It has always been Lu Ye's dream to become an elf trainer.

But when Lu Ye collected information on the Internet, he was a little hesitant.

"The death rate is so high!?"

In this world, becoming a trainer is by no means easy.

Proficient in many foreign languages ​​is only the foundation, Chinese, Japanese, French, English are even the compulsory languages ​​for trainers.

Financial resources, education, resources and connections are indispensable.

The high mortality rate has made trainers listed as "high-risk occupations", and the battle of elves has even become "extreme sports".

Compared with other industries, the restrictions of high risk and high threshold make the number of trainers extremely rare.

Of course, the popularity of pokeballs is still quite high.

Ordinary people can also conquer elves, and there are not a few people who love elves and own elves.

Lu Ye was stunned for a moment, as if he suddenly reacted.

"Being a trainer... Isn't it delicious to be a copywriter?"

Due to the appearance of sprites, the cost of special effects in the film, game and other industries has been greatly reduced, but the quality of the film is indescribable.

Like this commercial film called "Hachiku Man" starred by Hachiku, the owner of Hezhong Snowflake Road, and produced by Pokémon Hollywood.

The old-fashioned plot and templated heroism actually made it to the Douban TOP250.

Lu Ye really couldn't think of a reason why he didn't fire.

In the field of games, due to the parallel world, the works of the previous life have not appeared.

The most popular game is "Pokémon: Battle", which was developed by Fengyuan Dewen and broadcast live by Lu Ye every day.

"Pokémon: Battle" refers to the real-life elves battle, using virtual image technology to make a real-time system, and the audience is quite wide.

Some trainer academies even use this game as a textbook to exercise students' commanding awareness.

There are many well-known trainers, including "Battle Man" Chi Hong, who are loyal users of this game.

Due to the limitation of the elves' battle threshold, the major tactics that Lu Ye was familiar with were not popularized.

This is also the reason why Lu Ye can gain millions of views just by relying on the tactics of "defending the poison".

"It seems that I won't have to shoot two videos in the future. The top 100 UP masters are just around the corner..."

With Lu Ye's understanding of elves fighting, it is really easy to make several million-quality videos.

But before that, we have to figure out the operating mechanism of Station B in this parallel world.

Lu Ye ate the green onions and continued to browse station B while nibbling on roast duck.

Different from the previous life, the major platforms such as Station B, YouTube, Twitch, and Station N are almost the same group of bloggers.

For example, the UP master who is currently on fire on the tubing—

The owner of the water system gymnasium from the Calel Alliance, known as the "Black Pearl", Lulina, is also a fire at Station B.

With slender and sturdy legs and healthy wheat-colored skin, Lurina in the video jumped out of the sea while riding the Minas, and the crystal water splashed.

This beautiful scene made Lu Ye a little ecstatic.

"Actually... it's really Lu Rina!"

"Think about it too. Even the scarlet red has appeared, so the gym owner should be the same."

This photo video is the top of the list in the fashion area of ​​station B, and the publisher is Lu Lina herself.

There are many talents in the comment area.

"Lu Rina took a photo for LV, and my youth is back!"

"Woo, little angel Lurina, mom loves you!"

"Do you like it? You are greedy for her body, you are scumbag!"

Based on the principle of practicing true knowledge, Lu Ye opened the dance area.

Lu Ye, who thought he would see traditional arts in the dance area, unfortunately saw a man.

INS' popular Internet celebrity, the dark-skinned Calel Dragon is the owner of the pavilion, Chibana.

Shapely and slightly ruffian, Chibana wears a red-orange turban, showing a hearty smile and white teeth.

Although he is not as handsome as Lu Ye, Qibana has a very high popularity on social media by virtue of his dance and the identity of the Dragon Gym owner.

In the category of film and television, the cover is the announcement of the new movie of the Hollywood actress, Karuni...

"It seems that the career of UP master is still very promising."

Lu Ye muttered.

"Continue the live broadcast tonight, wait and see for a while, and then make plans..."

For the future direction, Lu Ye already has a rough plan.

It's impossible to be a trainer, impossible in this life.

Only by writing novels and making videos can I make a living.

Although he didn't plan to become a trainer, raising a few elves as pets still made Lu Ye very excited.

"What kind of elves are good to raise..."

"Since it's not a rival party, Mengmeng must be the first!"

"Ibrahimovic? Pikachu?"

"In the future, I will **** Pikachu while sucking Ibrahimovic, wouldn't it be nice!"

The market price of a Poke Ball is 500 yuan.

After checking the balance, and counting the incentives of millions of videos, Lu Ye still has about 2W yuan.

Lu Ye plans to go to the magic city's special elf store tomorrow to buy elf balls.

That night, Lu Ye broadcast live as usual.

Due to the fermentation of the video, as soon as Lu Ye started broadcasting, his popularity exceeded 20W.

Chapter 3 It's time for dinner, brother cute

As soon as Lu Ye's live broadcast room started, the barrage began to swipe.

"It's dinner, brother Meng!"

"Yes? Why doesn't the anchor turn on the camera?"

"The video from station B is really dirty!"

Lu Ye opened "Pokémon: Battle" while reading the barrage.

"Why doesn't the anchor turn on the camera - I need more than 100,000 subscriptions to show my face."

In the blink of an eye, a series of question marks passed by.

"???"

Is this host so personable?

Although the sound is good, but you are afraid that you are also a Beta who drives a tank?

"Ten years old fan, Mr. Lu is definitely a good-looking anchor!"

"No one really pays attention to Teacher Lu just to see his face, right? No, no, no!"

"There is a recording of Mr. Lu in the post bar. Although it took less than five seconds to appear on the scene, it is definitely at the level of a male god!"

"The male **** is over-acclaimed, and he is mediocre, so he can barely be considered a good actor."

Lu Ye's face was not red and his heart was not beating.

"Thank you for the plane 'When will Teacher Lu's new movie be released'... Soon, wait for me to discuss the script with Karuni first."

"Thanks to 'Mr. Lu and Mother Monster Power Sticker' for sending ten cards... Today we won't talk about Mother Monster Power."

"Today, I will continue to bring you the teaching of elves fighting."

The voice of the barrage was surprisingly consistent.

"I beg the anchor to come and teach for the poison!"

"My initial elf happens to be the seed of the wonderful frog, please ask for a detailed tutorial on the wave!"

Lu Ye glanced at the barrage.

"Thank you for the plane sent by 'How Wonder Frog Seeds for Shoudu'."

"It shouldn't be a problem for people who can afford the three families to evolve into Miaowahua... Then let's talk about Miaowahua's tactical positioning."

Lu Ye opened the team editor and dragged Frog Flower into the team.

"Miaowahua has a variety of play styles, such as the Sunny Team system, which uses chlorophyll to speed up the output."

"Or on the basis of defending the poison, learn photosynthesis and parasitic seeds, and play the role of the station."

"It's useless to talk too much, just show it for you guys."

Cutting into the game screen, Lu Ye matched an international friend from the Chengdu League with the ID "Billiard Boy with the Same Wind".

"Crack the mud and wow."

Lu Ye greeted friendlyly in Japanese, while locking in the wonderful frog flower.

The first elf that the opponent played was a fire beast named "Exploding Taro".