I Really Don’t Want To Be a Trainer

"Jenny!" Jenny Turtle's water gun was ready to go.

You have to check to see if it is ever-changing!

"Just babble~ヾ(●??｀●

Porkby's little hand was holding a small gift box, swaying up and down like a show.

Who's ready~~I'm ready!

"This is our new member."

Lu Ye coughed lightly: "Emergency ingredients from Galar... No, it's a scallion soldier!"

A white light appeared, and the brightly colored onion roaming soldiers, holding green onions, looked around in a valiant manner.

In an instant, a drop of cold sweat ran across the forehead of the green soldier.

"Quack...((;???;)

Brother, didn't you say you should be a **** together?

You look at your spirit--

This is what a **** trainer should do!

"Ow~(?﹃?

The sturdy wind speed dog lowered his big furry head, bared his teeth and showed a kind smile.

"Quack!=????(????

Although a lot of panic, but the [Courage] feature, can ignore the negative effects of intimidation.

The onion wandering soldier nodded lightly, his duck's paws stiff.

be cheated.

This is not a place for a **** to stay at all!

If you don't train hard, you might actually be eaten! !

"Everyone is having a good time together."

Seeing this, Lu Ye nodded calmly and was overjoyed.

A solid step has been taken in the plan of 'bitch infecting bastards'!

Although he wants to cry but has no tears, the virtue of being a knight is heroic.

Or let the onion wanderer politely nod to the wind speed dog: "Gah!"

Suddenly, a stream of water came and poured the onion wandering soldiers into a 'duck in soup'.

The onion wanderer looked at a loss: (⊙_⊙)

Jenny and Gengar, laughing out loud: o(*≧▽≦)ツ

"Mumbling~ヾ(??▽?)ノ"

Porkby rolled around on the floor, was resisted by the wind speed dog with the soles of his feet, and rolled back again.

Even the arrogant fairy Ibrahimovic couldn't help but smile.

"Gah?" The onion wanderer shook off the water droplets and looked back at Lu Ye.

"Welcome to our family."

Lu Ye smiled helplessly: "It's a way to express friendship!"

Yes, is that so?

The onion soldier was stunned for a moment.

Immediately, he put down the green onions and weapons, tidied up his feathers with his beak, and nodded solemnly.

"Quack!" (Thank you!)

...

The night is dark.

Teacher Lu sweetly entered into a sweet dream under Fairy Ibrahimovic's [yawn].

"Boss, roll a scallion in a scallion pancake..."

Geng Gui carefully covered the quilt for Teacher Lu, who was lying on the bed, and tucked the corners of the quilt.

"Kou Jie!" Geng Gui nodded smugly.

"Gawga!" The scallion oil soldier held the green onion with the same righteous and dignified look.

Gengar's eyes lit up.

"Kou Jie?" (Are you also going to training?)

"Quack!" The onion wanderer waved the green onion and raised his head proudly.

No one knows training better than me!

Geng Gui suddenly realized that he couldn't help reaching out and patted the green onion pole of the onion wanderer.

"Koujie! (￣▽￣)/"

As expected of you, Onion Soldier!

Despite his heroic expression, Cong Yubing felt panic in his heart.

Glancing at the fat and strong wind speed dog beside him.

The Onion Soldier couldn't help shivering.

If you don't integrate into the group...what if you are really eaten!

"呱GA!/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~"

I really just want to be a jerk!

Chapter 286 You, a big-eyed brow, also betrayed the revolution?

Sunday, December 13.

The warm sun in winter fell into the house and made the quilt warm.

With the help of Fairy Ibrahimovic last night, Teacher Lu quickly fell asleep.

It has to be said that 'yawning' is really the gospel of insomniacs.

The room was filled with the fragrance of green onions, which made one feel hungry.

"No wonder I dreamed of scallion pancakes last night."

Lu Ye looked strange.

"Speaking of which... this guy should still be sleeping, right?"

As a jerk, there is no reason to get up earlier than Teacher Lu.

Like Gengar, because he is not afraid of sudden death, he sneaks out to train every night.

And the wind speed dog, got the blessing of Emperor Yan... very energetic.

Not to mention the jerky, you can see it doing push-ups at home every day.

Except that Porkby would occasionally come back and doze in the eggshell.

Every time Fairy Ibrahimovic got into the bed, the pillow made Teacher Lu's arm go numb.

but.

Because they are so cute.

This little trouble is nothing!

"Let me be Kangkang, what the **** is the onion soldier doing!"

Lu Ye happily got up and walked towards the living room.

I hope to carry forward the spirit of the bastard...infect other elves.

Let the little guys be a little lazy too.

After all, Mr. Lu felt a little distressed after working so hard all the time.

In the living room, the smell of green onions became stronger and stronger.

Lu Ye planned to order a takeaway of scallion pancakes for breakfast later, along with a bowl of soy milk.

Just thinking about it, Lu Ye walked to the living room and was suddenly stunned.

"Quack!"

The sun shines in, and the snow-white hair reflects the golden light.

The scallion oil soldier has sharp eyes, sweats like rain, and keeps repeating the action of 'waving the scallion'.

Lu Ye rubbed his eyes.

After confirming that this is the green onion soldier that was captured yesterday.

Lu Ye whispered unconfidently:

"The world line has changed?"

Wasn't it a top-order **** that I captured yesterday?

Why come together this morning and become TheShy?

After a closer look, it was confirmed that the onion trooper was after "training moves".

A familiar feeling of tiredness flooded into Teacher Lu's heart.

"calm down."

Lu Ye wiped his cold sweat.

"Maybe, it's just trying to see if the green onions fit together!"

As a proud paladin, it is reasonable to maintain your lance every day!

In the living room of the house, the academic atmosphere is quite strong.

"Kou Jie!" Geng Gui was teaching Porkby with his glasses and a whiteboard.

"Mumbling~~" Porkbi held a large bottle of Coke that was taller than it, and nodded from time to time.

"Jenny!" Jenny Turtle was doing push-ups when he suddenly called out to the onion wanderer.

"Quack!"

The onion wanderer took sturdy little steps and approached the Jenny Turtle 'biajibiaji'.

Just taking a glance, Onion You Bing found several irregularities in his movements.

"Gawga!" The onion wanderer shook his head, and then flicked the green onion a few times in the air.

Onion Ranger used "Guide"!

[Guide: Except for the user, the attack of the entire field is increased by 1, and the defense of the entire field is increased by 1. 】

Jackie's attack and defense have been increased!

"Jenny!" Jenny Turtle's eyes lit up and looked at the onion wanderer with admiration.

Too strong, Mr. Onion!

Lu Ye's mouth twitched.

what is this?

Can the onion wanderer be able to guide the Jenny Turtle? !

This is really the **** elf that I painstakingly found yesterday!

"Guga!" Onion wandering soldiers showed a 'teachable' look.

Stepping on the duck's paw, he went back and continued to wave the onion.