I Really Don’t Want To Be a Trainer

"Three seconds of silence for Master Ma... The old man managed to catch up with the version and was brutally killed."

"With Porkby as the mascot, my grandma can be a master ball!"

Having said that, the sensible water friends have already taken out small notebooks and started taking notes.

Teacher Lu recounted: "Although the freezing probability of Xuetian team is very low, the double blizzard, the heart rate of the focus mirror, the absolute zero spike rate... These probabilities superimposed together, creating the impossibility of Xuetian team. possible."

"Just like Team Sunny, Team Space... Each tactic has its own loyal followers and its own unique charm. The charm of Team Snow lies in the 'freezing' and zero-degree instant kill at the limit."

"So." Lu Ye said with a smile, "Even against the wind, you need to balance your mentality... What if you win?"

The Xuetian team has poor resistance and is often restrained by other tactics in the lineup.

This also makes those ice-type Pokémon lovers greatly distressed.

However, the snowy blizzard and the extremely cold ice crystals froze the behemoth.

This kind of surprise and excitement blessed by the goddess of luck is unmatched by other tactics.

Teacher Lu's words lifted the spirits of the water friends.

"I understand, this is actually a face-gaming tactic!"

"Fuck, Mr. Lu has changed his spelling probability, Ye Qingjie."

"Isn't Mr. Lu relying on the command to hit a 'double blizzard'?"

"The anchor also said that there will be no "giant battle"?"

It was not until this barrage floated past that the water friends woke up like a dream.

Yes, Mr. Lu seems to have said just now that he is not very adaptable to the environment of the new version...

"That's why you killed Master Ma?!"

"Murder and kill the heart, fast forward to Dandi to find a place for Master Ma!"

The first battle of the rebroadcast ended with the end of Master Ma's winning streak.

The 'Snow Team' presented by Mr. Lu made the eyes of countless ice trainers and weather team enthusiasts shine.

When Mr. Lu's detailed teaching video goes online, it may attract the attention of more ice experts.

And from another level.

In the weather system, Mr. Lu has already demonstrated the amazing suppressive power of sunny, sandy and snowy weather.

Coupled with his literacy in speed control and joint defense, he is worthy of the title of "tactical man".

In terms of weather system alone, it is comparable to Teacher Lu.

I am afraid that there is only the owner of the Galar Dragon Department, Chibana, who is known as a champion.

Of course, internet celebrity Chibana is busy sharing selfies on SNS (Galar social software).

Naturally, he will not share his tactical experience and make it public like Mr. Lu.

Come to Teacher Lu's live broadcast room, you can not only have an appetizer, but also occasionally learn some tactics...

What's more, the fairies Ibrahimovic and Polk are so cute.

Let Teacher Lu do it again this time!

"Thank you, Kona of the Seven Islands... for the super rocket you sent me." Teacher Lu gasped, "Thank you so much!"

The gift was swiped in the live broadcast room again, and the popularity of the rebroadcast did not drop but rose.

The water friends looked at the rich woman who was super hot, and they all lied in the groove: "Ice King!"

"I know you. Back then, in the Champions League, the thorn shell put me through six." A certain master water friend said with tears.

"From the favor of a rich woman, Mr. Lu has to cheer up~ (laughs

"What fuel are you adding, Meng guide said, pull it out and give it a shot and come back!"

"Auntie, I don't want to work hard!!"

If nothing else, to get the attention of the Ice King, Teacher Lu's professionalism need not be mentioned.

The mature, gentle, big-breasted, big-breasted, red-haired big sister Kona has never heard of any scandals from her.

This also gave countless water friends room to reverie.

When I was young, I didn't know how good my aunt was, and I mistakenly regarded Loli as a treasure!

"This is all a mess." Corna pushed the frame and spat lightly.

She only clicked into Teacher Lu's live broadcast room because of the link that Xiaoxia forwarded to her.

It happened to see Teacher Lu relying on the command to drive the "Double Blizzard", which was really surprising to Kona.

The comments on the 'Snow Team' are also mature and unique, quite the style of the old man in the cold...

"I don't know how Senior Liu Bo will watch this video."

Kona wrapped his arms around his chin, and shook his head with a smile.

"That's right, seniors like Uncle Liu probably don't use social software very much..."

...

In the live broadcast room, Rotom turned into a ruthless thanking machine.

"Thank you for the plane from 'Ad Space Hire', Loto~"

"Thanks to the "Rocket Logistics Official" for the super fire, Lotto!"

Barrage: "Good guy, the Rockets are here to deliver the Rockets."

"Isn't it, Sir, are you here to send the rockets too?"

"I just saw Miss Joy squatting at the counter of the Elf Center to brush her mobile phone, and her hands felt like twitching."

"Why is everyone here!"

Lu Ye stroked the fairy Ibrahimovic on his knees, played to Master Ma's friend application, and continued to broadcast a few more games.

However, the next few games were purely entertainment effects, and the Xuetian team directly 'rushed to the stomach'.

"Give it up, Mr. Lu, you can't hit absolute zero..."

"It's not absolute zero, it's absolute Miss."

"It seems that apart from the opening game, there has been no freezing afterward?"

During the period, he was also matched with a Ma Zhishi, and Lu Ye asked in surprise, "Go fishing at work?"

Ma Zhishi stayed in the captain's room, swaying his whisky glass with a cigar in his mouth, and said with a big grin:

"Ocean sailing, a few days of leisure is not a problem!"

"That's right, come and let me eat two points."

"??? I'm not that little idiot Akin."

After a few minutes.

Ma Zhishi wanted to cry without tears.

Teacher Lu was very pleased.

It doesn't matter if you have dinner, I will find Ah Jin to play two more dishes after the broadcast, and the material will come out!

The live content of the day was about a mixed victory.

When you win, the barrage is full of 'ohhh' and 'this is it'.

When you lose, the barrage is full of 'hhhh' and 'hold up'.

"Mr. Lu is indeed a food blogger."

"Ten-year Xuetian team trainer, watching Teacher Lu's live broadcast, I think I can do it again."

"Washing machines, ice machines, lighters... The power of science is really great!"

It was getting late, and the live broadcast of the 'Snow Team' that night was a great success.

Before the broadcast, Mr. Lu mentioned his own upcoming "Pokemon", and the water friends were shocked.

"Because you think the probability of Dewen's company is unscientific, you make a game yourself?"

"Support anti-monopoly, Lu Bao will rush to the Lord!"

"Super tube warning... What, super tube also likes to watch? That's fine."

Lu Ye also plans to work overtime to edit, and give the video to the liver tonight.

There is a Rotom computer form, you don't need to buy a discrete graphics card, and the configuration is directly full.

Although it can be handed over to Rotom for editing... But Teacher Lu is more or less an individual, and the big deal is to get it done overnight.

"Geng Gui, make instant noodles in a bowl." Lu Ye thought for a moment, then turned back and shouted, "Braised eggs and sausages!"

"Kou Jie~" A reply came from the living room far away.

"It's floating, Mr. Lu's instant noodles are filled with marinated eggs!"

"Fuck, the classic light speed downcast?"

"Hey, so angry, today is another day without Mengmeng."

"All rise!"

...

The sky is dark, the island of armor.

Master Ma's Martial Arts Hall, the kitchen in the side hall, has a large round wooden table in the style of Donghuang, and is full of home-cooked dishes with a variety of colors and flavors.

"Humph..." Masted, with long gray eyebrows and hunched back, took two bites, then let down his muffled voice, "Humph..."

On the left side of the round table, Qibana, who is wearing an orange turban and has a strong body, leaned against the bearded Dan Di and whispered:

"Your master... seems to be very unwelcome to me."

"Because we are uninvited guests." Dan Di replied in a low voice, holding the bowl and chopsticks, "It's against etiquette..."

"Where are there so many rules?" Chibana muttered, looking at the round table with an embarrassed expression, and said in a low voice, "I actually wanted to ask..."

"How do you use chopsticks?"

Dan Di: "..."

Mi Ye put down the bowls and chopsticks, broke the silence at the dining table, and asked with a smile:

"Dan Di, why did you suddenly come to Kaidao and bring your friends with you?"

Emperor Dan smiled shyly and scratched his head: "I'm lost..."

The dining table was silent again, and the two apprentices, Clara and Cybole: "Pfft..."

"Hey." Chibana looked at the two apprentices with bad eyes, "At least have the etiquette to face champions?"

"Cough, what you said is...cough!"

"It doesn't matter." Dan Di said with a smile, "The apprentices in the martial arts hall are all my junior brothers and sisters."

Saibaoli, wearing a magician's hat, pushed the round frame and thought to himself:

It's your junior sister who disliked your trainer card and exchanged it for "Mr. Lu"...

"Then, this guest." Miye looked at Qibana.

"Dan Emperor is lost, let me pick him up by desert dragonfly." Qibana sighed and explained, "As a result... turn a corner, it is Master Ma's martial arts hall..."

Everyone looked at Emperor Dan in unison.

Dan Di smiled apologetically: "I'm sorry... I was thinking about something, and I came to Kai Island unconsciously..."

"Dan Dizi."

Ma Shide picked up the bowl and chopsticks, tasted every bite of food carefully, closed his eyes, and asked in a low voice:

"What you're thinking about is what happened last time in Baiyang Town?"

Dan Di fell into silence, nodded and said:

"I've often wondered... If it were Galar, what would I do as a champion to deal with a crisis of this magnitude."