I Really Don’t Want To Be a Trainer

Lu Ye filled out the registration information on the official website with Kabi beast as a promotional poster.

The content of the poster is: The Kirby beast is wearing a headband and jumping over the hurdles with great momentum, as if saying 'If you win, you can have a big meal! ’.

Lu Ye: "...It's quite warm-blooded."

Unexpectedly, the official website also has a sports forum, and most of the discussions are:

"This year, the Electric Shock Beasts will definitely win the league championship!"

"Can the Electric Shock Beasts win? Can't win, do you know if you don't have the ability?"

"Losing the Carp King team and losing the Jewel Starfish team, how do you explain this? You don't even need your face!"

The posts are varied, mostly related to Pokémon sports. Similar posts include:

"This year's all-around competition medal predictions."

"Grand Slam player Ah Jin, or will compete again."

"The Dark Horse of Triathlon - A Personal Analysis of Ash!"

Lu Ye was taken aback, and opened the last post with curiosity.

[Triathlon is divided into three sports: swimming, riding (Pokémon or bicycle), and long-distance running.

Generally speaking, Pokémon's physical fitness determines the ranking of the top two items. But in long-distance running, the trainer needs to join the long-distance running in person.

According to my observation of Xiao Zhi, he is very likely to widen the gap in the final long run and sprint to win the championship! 】

"Stop joking, how fast can humans be faster than Pokémon?"

"An untrained player who doesn't get dropped in the front is already pretty good."

"Relying on running and sprinting to make a comeback? Impossible, because human beings have limits!"

The sense of substitution is very strong, and Teacher Lu already has a picture in front of him.

For other combinations, the trainer may let the Pokémon run first, so that the final result will not fall behind.

Ash must be carrying Pikachu, sprinting all the way, shocking passersby.

"It's so scary."

Lu Ye murmured, "Dr. Damu should really study Xiaozhi..."

I strongly suspect that Ash's ability to recover so quickly after being electrocuted must have stolen the "self-regeneration" move!

At two o'clock in the afternoon, not long after filling out the registration information, the organizer called Lu Ye.

She was a gentle woman, her voice sounded a little excited, and she told Teacher Lu that she could compete as a 'star trainer'.

"Will the bonus be higher?" Lu Ye asked.

"No." The other party replied, "But we will give you an extra fee for the appearance."

"Then I have no opinion." Lu Ye readily agreed.

Just a meal, not shabby.

Dan Di's outfit, I don't know how many endorsements he has received.

It's not like some Grand Slam players can't even receive endorsements, right?

"The organizer didn't invite me!"

Ah Jin patted the table and said, "I am also a star trainer, so why don't I get paid to show up!"

"From a business perspective, the character of the spokesperson is also very important." Xiao Lan covered her mouth and smiled.

"If it's a snooker match," Christa comforted, "someone should be looking for you to speak for it."

Xiaoyin sent a '1s' voice: "Pfft."

[Group member 'Little Silver' withdrew a message. 】

Yulongdu: "The booming fire is in a trance."

Xiaoqian: "o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓hahaha"

Ah Jin: "You guys are laughing too loudly!"

"The Water Flow is about to arrive at the Lighthouse in Shallow City." Ma Zhishi said with a cigar in his mouth, "Hurry up if you want to get on the boat."

"Ma, I'll be there soon!" Ami exclaimed softly.

"@Mr.Lu, let's go to the venue together." Xiao Zhi said, "I just passed by Zhuqing City on my trip."

Lu Ye was about to agree.

It suddenly occurred to me that it is not advisable to travel with Xiaozhi in the near future, for fear of trouble.

"I've already set off." Lu Ye said casually, "Go directly by train, which is faster than the flight."

"Really." Ash scratched his head and grinned, "Speaking of which, Pikachu and I will never lose in this sporting event!"

"It's very backbone." Xiao Qian said, "However, in this competition, it is said that there will be mysterious guests appearing in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon."

"Mysterious guest?" asked an unfamiliar ID.

"Mysterious guest?" asked A Li, a poor girl.

Lu Ye pondered for a moment, then said, "City City Celebration... The guest will not be that guy from A'Du, right?"

"Haha, it's not me, you'll know when you go there." A'Du said heartily.

"I've already gone." Kristal smiled, "Go and help the staff of the City Festival."

"@crystal, remember to help me~" Xiaolan covered her mouth and smiled, "I have stockpiled a lot of goods, this time I will definitely make a lot of money!"

"No problem~" Christa said.

The venue of the all-around competition is located in a small town outside the city of Jiayuan. It is said that there is a large venue that can accommodate 70,000 people.

When he had nothing to do, Lu Ye lay on the sofa with the fairy Ibrahimovic and did his homework in advance.

The project is divided into five categories: jumping, endurance, speed, strength, and skills, with a total of five gold medals.

All-star players will also join these events, such as Ami's big steel snake participating in sumo competition, Xiaoqian's big milk tank participating in cross-country competition...

"This is too outrageous."

Lu Ye looked complicated, "The big steel snake is going to participate in sumo? Isn't it necessary to use the Kirby beast to compete!"

"Ouch!?(???)?" Fengsugou poked his big head, and the tip of his wet nose arched Luye.

Lu Ye was stunned for a moment, and suddenly became enlightened.

My wind speed dog can participate in the three categories of endurance, speed and strength at the same time!

After all, as an All-Star player, you can't even get a gold medal.

But in addition to Akin, a Grand Slam player, there are monsters like Ash...

"The difficulty of this all-around competition."

Lu Ye wiped his cold sweat, "It's much taller than the baby cup!"

...

At four o'clock in the afternoon, the bento is egg ham sandwiches, fresh tree juice.

Lu Ye carried the shoulder bag and the Poke Ball on his waist, and boarded the train to Shallow Town.

The train is powered by Electric Dragon.

In the spacious carriage, there were actually two youngsters in shorts, who were fighting against Mukel with snake-printed bears.

It is said that the atmosphere in Hezhong, even if it is taking the subway, does not miss the opportunity of Pokémon battle.

Lu Ye put his face on the sidelines for a while, restrained his mood to play in person, and chewed his sandwich silently.

Lu Ye & Genggui: (￣~￣)

When approaching the station, an old man's cell phone rang, "It's decided to be you! "The pounding drums.

Lu Ye was in a cheerful mood, stepped onto the platform, and the carriage behind him drove past.

The electronic screen of the stop sign showed that it was seven o'clock in the evening.

In order to meet the upcoming all-around competition, the town has specially set up a bus to the venue.

However, the journey is not too far, and there are also players who are training triathlons, galloping past the roundabout in Duduli.

"Student Xiao Luo, navigate to the Almighty Arena."

Lu Ye put on his goggles, turned over and patted the mighty mane of the wind speed dog.

"Full speed ahead!"

The man riding on Duduli is one of the seeds for this year's triathlon.

"I must win the championship this year." The man gritted his teeth and lowered his body, "Lightning flashes!"

"唳——" Duduli's body flashed a white light of a move, and the wind whistled past his ears, and the man couldn't help but chuckle.

At this speed, this year's champion is captured——

Sa!

The man was stunned: "Just now, did a **** mouse pass by?"

Duduli's three heads shrank into a ball, shivering: "Hey!"

That head didn't look like a ramming bear at all, it was clearly a ramming beast!

...

Fireworks are in full bloom in the night sky, and on the stage outside the town there is a concert with a popping monster. Residents dance enthusiastically.

"Kou Jie! (?ω? Geng Gui was eager to try.

"Rejected." Lu Ye said lightly, "I don't want this time to become a 'serial disappearance incident at a concert'."

"There is only one truth, and the murderer is—" Rotom waved his mechanical arm, pointing at Gengar.

Geng Gui: "Kou Jie?"

Rotom moved the mechanical arm again, pointing to a grass passing by.

"It's you, walking grass, Lotto!"

Walking on grass is like being struck by lightning: "Lu~! Σ(°△°|||)︴"

Lu Ye held his forehead, you are just a trick, do you want to cooperate like this!

Besides, the walking grass in the Kanto area appears in Shenao, it is really very suspicious!

The town is decorated with lanterns. Due to the holding of the "City Culture Festival", the elements of the city can be seen everywhere.

For example, the geisha culture in Yuanzhu City, the Momo fresh milk specialty in Manjin City, and the angry steamed buns in Kaji Town, etc.

Lu Ye and the little guys went shopping all the way to eat, red bean taiyaki, marshmallows, three-color balls, etc., and stuffed them into the Poké Ball when they bought anything.

In the end, even the wind speed dog burped, and Lu Ye had to give up.

"Kou Jie...(*⊙~⊙ Geng Gui licked the Mega Stone with the tip of his tongue as if he was tasting dessert after a meal, and floated beside Lu Ye.

In the center of the celebration, Lu Ye accidentally met an acquaintance.

Ma Xiu, who wears huge wings and has black hair like waterfalls, her dark pupils revealed a hint of surprise and surprise, and bowed respectfully and politely:

"Mr. Lu."

"You came here to promote after you attended the costume fair last time?"

"Yes." Ma Xiu said with a chuckle, "When the celebration is over, I will also return to Carlos."

Behind Ma Xiu, dancing girls in kimonos cast shy and curious eyes. Seeing Lu Ye looking over, he lowered his head again.

"By the way." Lu Ye asked, "Do you know where there is accommodation nearby? Several hotels are full."

"If you don't dislike it, you can stay at the concubine's residence." Ma Xiu bowed and said, "Simple and humble residence, the supply of hot water is still sufficient."

"I'd better ask the organizer." Lu Ye pondered, "There should be a player village or something... What time does the celebration end?"

Ma Xiu looked up at the sky and said, "At eleven o'clock, there will be an opening party at seven o'clock tomorrow morning, so most of the players have already rested."

There was a roar of rock music from the lawn in the distance, and there was a battle celebration in the square where the bonfire was raised.