I Really Don’t Want To Be a Trainer

Of course, there is also a set for Mengmeng.

Of course, asking Zhulan to change into a maid outfit—

Unless Teacher Lu is tired of living and wants to see Arceus.

"Recommended by Dr. Bratano, who said it suits local customs."

Lu Ye flipped the pot and said: "Carlos people like to be fancy."

Shirona's eyes flashed slightly, thoughtfully.

She had heard some anecdotes about Dr. Bratano, and it did sound like he would suggest...

"Gah!" The onion wanderer suddenly had his eyes lit up, and saw the frost milk fairy serving his favorite dishes.

Grilled green onions on skewers, slightly charred and full of flavor!

Onion Ranger: "Gah! (?ω?

So delicious duck!

It was getting late outside, and there was a warm atmosphere of reunion inside, enjoying the peace after the war.

The large round table was filled with various dishes.

Dianxi sat on the left dome, with Dago on its left, Lu Ye and Shirona sitting in a row.

"How was your trip?" Hirona asked curiously.

Xiao Zhi rolled off the skewer, his mouth full of oil, and said vaguely: "Mr. Lu, smash Yveltal to pieces!"

Teacher Lu: "..."

Well... the number one classic sentence pattern of Lu Chui!

"It's unbelievable." Citron was still recalling the scene at that time, pushing the frame and said: "Gengar's evil Z move, even has the power to fight against legendary Pokémon..."

Shirona glanced at Lu Ye.

Lu Ye: ︿(￣︶￣)︿

Pikachu can smash Kapu Mingming with his Z moves.

Gengar uses Dark Black Hole Z to smash Yveltal, is there a problem?

Yu Lijia tilted her head, thought about it, and said, "I went to her country with Dianxi, and I saw a lot of small diamonds..."

"It's still camping! Teacher Lu has caught a lot of carp kings!" You Lijia clenched her fists, and little stars appeared in her eyes.

"Then what?" Shirona listened carefully unconsciously.

This champion has a natural affinity and can always establish a good relationship with Pokémon and children in the first place.

"Then, I originally wanted to sleep in the tent with Teacher Lu, because the super giant Gengar's tent is very cute..."

You Lijia stuck out her tongue: "In the end, it was Mr. Dawu, who slept with Mr. Lu!"

Hirona: ?

Daigo: "Cough!"

Lu Ye: "...Tong Yan Wuji, Tong Yan Wuji!"

At this moment, Shirona's mood is as if she found out that her boyfriend persuaded her to work overtime seriously, and turned her head to take a black adventure with her good friends.

Even I have never slept in the same tent with Lu Ye...

Shirona lifted the blond hair by the side of her ears, her eyes were sharp, and she smiled slightly:

"Let's have a Pokémon battle, Mr. Lu~"

The voice is sweet and terrifying.

"My lord... Geng Gui has just been seriously injured, so it's not convenient to fight." Lu Ye said.

"Kou Jie?" Geng Gui gave Lu Ye a strange look.

Suddenly!

Geng Gui frowned, put his hands on his chest, and showed pain: "Kou Jie..."

"Pika! (?Д?# Pikachu was shocked.

This skill is worth my study!

Shirona smiled lightly and her eyes were cold: "If the trainer's eyes meet, you can't avoid the battle."

"Hmm! I've long wanted to see Teacher Lu and Champion Zhulan fight!" Xiao Zhi swallowed his food.

Lu Ye's face changed slightly.

There are so many delicious things, you can't stop your mouth, stupid!

Teacher Lu looked at Dawu.

Dawu slowly cut the steak, savoring the juice of the steak, and nodded slightly as if tasting.

This steak, the heat is just right...

"Kao! ("▼ dish▼

Facing the sharp sight of the fierce biting land shark.

"Kang Jin...(⊙x⊙;

The white giant looking up at the ceiling, the supercomputer-like brain, calculates the pi.

Teacher Lu's expression is subtle.

Dawu-san, say something, Dawu-san!

...

Domestic violence did not fall on Teacher Lu and Geng Gui after all.

The reason given by Mr. Lu is that to prepare for Donghuang's championship road, he needs to maintain his peak state.

That's a good excuse.

The night is hazy, the world tree rises with a firefly-like green crystal brilliance, everything is quiet, and there is no wind.

Shirona held her arms, her eyes on the side of her face were like bright stars, looking at the flickering fireflies.

"You got the fairy slate?" Shirona was slightly surprised.

"Yeah." Lu Ye nodded.

Judging from the original timeline, the Hoopa theatrical version is about three months later, when Ash was about to attend the Miare Conference.

"Allow me to use it for about three months, and then return the slate to Arceus."

"Is it only three months... that's enough, after all, it is the most powerful item in the legend."

Shirona thought thoughtfully: "Take advantage of these three months, maybe the fairy Ibrahimovic can be promoted to the realm above the champion."

Lu Ye nodded lightly.

In the past year and a half, it's not just Teacher Lu.

The champions of Dawu, Shirona, and Dandi are all making continuous progress.

At the moment, Dan Emperor may not be able to fight against Wuji Taina.

But a few years later, in the face of the super giant Wuji Taina, Dan Di was able to intercept it with just the fire-breathing dragon.

It was a 'Battle Legend' in an ordinary state, a super-giant state, infinitely close to a fire-breathing dragon.

And the cabbage bites the land shark fiercely.

Mr. Lu has never played against Mengmeng, so after the evolution of Mega, he also has the level of fighting legends.

"Right now, I'm still going to be raped..." Teacher Lu thought wildly.

"When is Donghuang's road to becoming a champion?" Xirona asked.

"Let's open it in October, until January next year, it will take up to three months." Lu Ye replied.

"Indeed... It's less than half a month away from now, so the main thing is to prepare for the battle." Shirona nodded lightly.

Teacher Lu let out a sigh of relief.

You don't have to fight the Super Bite Land Shark!

Gengar and I both escaped!

"I plan to go back to Magic City next week. Before that, I will expand the coffee shop and staff." Lu Ye said.

Every time I recruit an employee, there is a subtle sense of card draw.

I hope to draw SSR-level Shanaido as a maid!

"It's been gradually on the right track recently."

Shirona looked back at the hall in front of her, and the coffee shop showed orange lights.

"Shuang Daixian's cooking skills have also improved, but the guests have complained to me that the curry rice she makes is only sweet..."

"Sweet curry rice?" Shirona was surprised.

Lu Ye nodded: "Curry rice, like tree fruit, is divided into five flavors: sweet, sour, bitter, and spicy."

"There are five levels. I belong to the super 'fire-breathing dragon' chef, and the frost milk fairy is still a Lv3 'little fresh milk' chef."

"It sounds so complicated..." Shirona said.

Lu Ye shrugged: "Actually, Duck Duck's cooking level is also very good, mainly because it seems to have a natural fear of the kitchen."

The commemorative ball shook.

"Gah! (????)σ"

Instead of you, you have to be afraid of ducks too!

...

The night was hazy.

Lu Ye and Shirona stood in the courtyard for twenty minutes.

When we returned to the front hall, the mess on the table had been cleaned up.

Shirona glanced at Lu Ye.

"I cook, Geng Ghost washes the dishes... The division of labor is clear." Lu Ye said.

Princess Dianxi got up and said goodbye to Teacher Lu and others.

"I'll take care of Dianci back." Daigo said.

"Excuse me, Mr. Daigo." Princess Diancie said with a smile.

Ash also yawned, preparing to go to Citron's gym to sleep and say goodbye to Serena.

For a while, only Lu Ye, Zhulan, and the little guys who were full and dazed were left in the store.

"How long are you on vacation?" Lu Ye turned his head and asked.

Shirona held her arms, thought for a moment, and said, "It depends on whether there is any emergency work..."

"no?"

"I believe Wu Song can handle daily tasks properly." Shirona said seriously.

Lu Ye: "..."

World famous painting, "Wu Song is working overtime"

In Teacher Lu's diary, some classic jokes are occasionally excerpted, and they are taken from the black during the live broadcast.

For example, "Ka Lunai is filming" and so on.

Today's excerpt from the cold joke is as follows.

[A villain member posted on the Internet: "I have never seen a champion with such dirty methods!"

He was then arrested by Interpol on the grounds of revealing important secrets.

The villain member defended: "I didn't say which champion."