I, Sasuke, pass through Narut

(Don't order the back, I'm revising, full revision)

"You actually crave muscle!!"

"yes!!, I crave muscles, flesh!!!!"

Itachi burst into tears, blood and blood swelled up, and saliva splashed.

Weasel Hun suddenly realized that something was wrong!

"What ?!! I crave?"

The ferret was directly confused, what do you mean I crave muscle! This has something to do with what you said earlier?!?

At this time, only a popping sound was heard on the edge of the bushes, and then a violent vomiting sound came.

"What?"

Itachi turned his head to look at the bushes.

But I saw a personal pants dragged to his knees, lying on the ground and looking at him, with vomit in front of him.

Two people look at each other!

"Ah Fei?!"

"Itachi!"

The two people roared in their hearts, "me, what are you doing!?"

"Hey, didn't he come with you?" At this time, Sasuke also turned his head, and the second monk was puzzled, looking at Itachi pointing to Obito:

"Why is he spitting bare?"

Itachi was stunned for a moment, looked at Obito, and then at Sasuke, you asked me, how do I know? I haven't seen him like this before?!

"Why are you spitting bare??" Itachi looked at Obito, and the ghost asked a question, with a critical look in his eyes, and a tone of hatred that iron is not made of steel.

"I.... I..."Obito was confused, how should he explain this situation now?!!

And what's the matter with your eyes, why am I spitting bare, why don't you ask the muscles in front of you!?

Didn't you drink the wine that your muscular brother made with the Great Snake Pill? Your brother has such a big heart!!

No way... I have to change the subject, I can't let this topic continue!

"I... I'm suffering from central nervous system again, and I'm always involuntarily nauseated, and I want to take off my pants!" Obito casually found a reason, quickly lifted his pants, stood up in embarrassment, and wiped the vomit from the corner of his mouth.

"So you have a nervous disorder?" Itachi was stunned, Ah Fei has always regarded himself as Madara Uchiha in private, but he is always nonsensical and grinning in the organization, this contrast actually makes Itachi quite suspicious.

Now he's vomiting bare in this place again, which doesn't look like a normal person would do anything.

Looking at the vomit that Obito was wiping the corners of his mouth, and looking at himself sluggishly, Itachi showed a look of sudden realization.

Madara Uchiha has neuropathy?

"Does your expression look at you?" wiped the vomit at the corners of his mouth with soil, and quickly changed the topic: "What about you, what are you doing? You just said that you crave big muscles?!"

"I—" Itachi was immediately stunned.

What I just said... Who knows how this bastard's brother's brain circuit grows!

Itachi was about to refute, but saw Sasuke looking at him with compassion, and then at Obito, with a slightly suspicious expression, "You two... It's a little suspicious..."

Itachi broke out in a cold sweat behind his back, he would be discovered if he went down like this! If he fought, with Sasuke's strength, they would definitely not be able to leave for a while.

Moreover, Itachi looked at Obito, I still have a psychotic guy, if I come here on my own, no one will want to leave today!!

"It's... I... I want to be a muscular bully like the Uchiha patriarch!!ahahaha!I like muscles and meat the most!The men with big muscles and meat are the sexies!!"

Itachi hurriedly shouted, and laughed out loud.

Let's count it...

"Oh?" Sasuke's eyes lit up, and when he heard Itachi say this, that look of doubt disappeared, and he patted Itachi on the shoulder with a laugh, "I know that people who crave muscle and flesh don't lie."

"Whew..." Itachi breathed a sigh of relief, and when he raised his eyes, he saw Obito looking at him with a blank expression.

That's not what I want to say!

Ay!!!

This is the end of my life!

Itachi turned his head away in shame, leaving a tear in his eyes.

"Itachi, it turns out that your real purpose is this..."

"You guys go back to me to investigate whether the lower muscle escape exists or not! My subordinates don't even know the limit of their own blood inheritance! If the investigation is not good..."

Payne's words rang in his ears before leaving.

"Itachi... You—" Obito was speechless in surprise, and suddenly a howl came from his stomach.

Gollum————!!

Burst...

Obito was suddenly startled, and felt that his abdomen was loose, and something was released....

It's like a fountain.

Obito: "...."

Itachi: "...."

Sasuke: "...."

"Heh..."There was a hint of death on his earthy face, and he suddenly smiled"... Never mind... It doesn't matter anymore."

Itachi covered his face.

"Uh... The Uchiha Patriarch... This friend of mine seems to be sick, and I'm afraid I won't be able to accompany him... This is the farewell," Itachi smiled awkwardly...

"Uh... Are you leaving?" Sasuke pinched his nose, feeling disgusted and abnormal, and wanted to disappear as soon as possible, but he felt a little pity when he saw Itachi's thin appearance.

Itachi walked up to Obito and looked at Obito with disgust.

Obito looked at the Itachi sluggishly.

The ferret suddenly sealed!

"Water Escape, Water Rush!"

A large stream of water washed over the body with soil.

"♂ Don't wash my ass with the water that comes out of your mouth!"

"Ahem!" Itachi almost choked to death when he heard this, and the ninjutsu was directly broken.

I.. What kind of nonsense are you talking about!?

“.... The Uchiha patriarch... My friend is really rude at this point, so we'll take our leave..."Seeing that the disgusting object had been washed away, Itachi grabbed the back of Obito's neck with a disgusting face, grabbed the weak Obito, and prepared to leave.

The situation of the Nine-Tails has been investigated, and Sasuke has also confirmed that he is safe and strong, and there is no need to stay here.

Don't be the case of the person in hand....

Even if there is a follow-up, it will not be possible.

"This strong man, slow down!" but he didn't want Sasuke to wave his hand and let Itachi wait.

"What's the matter with the patriarch??" Itachi, a strong man, looked back at the sturdy Sasuke with a puzzled face, what the hell is a strong man?

"Hey~" Sasuke sighed, "I see that your friend has a vain breath, vomiting and venting, and his body is too poor, I have a little nourishing body and body medicine, so I'll give it to you, just give him some to drink every day."

"Medicinal wine, what wine?" Itachi was stunned.

Sasuke pulled out a few scrolls with the word wine written on them.

"This is the snake wine I brewed, nourishing and nourishing the kidneys, suitable for people who are weak and weak," Sasuke said with a smile.

When Sasuke said this, the Obito in Itachi's hand twitched violently, making Itachi inexplicable.

"Thank you," Itachi nodded, took the scroll, and prepared to leave with Obito.

"Oh yes!" Sasuke saw Itachi's figure in the distance: "There are other things in those scrolls, looking at the strong man's body and body, it must be a disease, and his life is short, so he will give it to the strong man!"

"Remember! Muscles are life!"

The departing strong man staggered and almost threw Obitu to the ground.

"Know... Got it!"

As soon as the weasel jumped, its body jumped like an arrow in the treetops, and its body leaped and gradually disappeared.

Watching Itachi's figure disappear, Sasuke shook his head.

I don't know why, that strong man always makes him feel familiar.

Maybe he looks as thin as he was when he was a child...

And the guy with diarrhea is also in too bad health.

Have a good workout of the sphincters!

Rustling.

There was a noise in the bushes.

Sasuke turned around and saw Naruto coming out of the bushes.

"Where's Kakadon..."Naruto looked left and right, and couldn't help but be happy when he saw Sasuke here, "Big brother, you're here, it's just right, the fairy asked us to discuss the matter of leaving tomorrow."

"Kakadon??" Sasuke was puzzled, but he nodded when he heard Naruto talk about Jiraiya.

"Let's go"

......

In the gym, Sasuke and Naruto are working out.

Zilai also asked them to wait, but he ran away, so the two of them waited while exercising.

“982,... 983...1000！"

Whew, Sasuke Nagashu Yi|Breathe, put the dumbbells down.

The life-and-death battle with Orochimaru made him improve a lot.

Now he wants to learn Tsunade's strange powers.

"Big brother, do you know what the fourth Hokage's ninjutsu is that the lustful immortal said?"

"I know, it's a ninjutsu that spins chakra to attack the enemy, and it's very powerful," Sasuke said.

When Naruto heard this, he fell into thought, spun the chakra, and attacked the enemy's ninjutsu.

"But Naruto, Jiraiya's technique suits you perfectly" He looked at Naruto again.

"What the hell is it?" Naruto wondered.

The fourth Hokage, also known as Bo Feng Shuimon, that is, Naruto's father, died on the day Naruto was born, and Naruto had no impression of him at all.

"Spiral Pill is a trick that rotates chakra and attacks the enemy by spinning it!" Sasuke said, with great power.

"Spin Chakra... Attacking the enemy?" Naruto was stunned for a moment and looked at Ninji, "I see, just like Ninji!"

In the sparring session, Ning Ci showed Huitian.

"Yes, spin, this trick is extremely powerful, and it doesn't need to be sealed" Sasuke was thick and nodded, remembering the characteristics of the Spiral Pill.

"You don't need a seal..."Naruto was stunned for a moment, remembering that he didn't need a seal, so he just took the chakra and cooperated with the muscles.

I see, the fourth-generation Hokage-sama who has never looked good is actually this kind of attack, without sealing, using a rotating chakra to attack the enemy, just like Ningji's return to the sky.

Naruto remembered what Sakura had told him about the Shinobi exam, Sasuke and Ninji collided like spinning tops, and Ichiko understood.

In other words, surround the chakra around the whole body, and then rotate the body and chakra at the same time, and collide with the enemy's ninjutsu!

Not only is the chakra, but also the strong body can inflict a double attack on the enemy in terms of physical and chakra.

I've always heard people say that the fourth Hokage was great and saved the village, and everyone liked him very much.

Just like Big Brother Sasuke is famous.

With this kind of attack ninjutsu, the pursuit of directly releasing Chakra is like a spinning top to kill the enemy.

So, obviously, this famous fourth-generation Hokage is also a muscle bully!

But...

Thinking of the photo of the fourth Hokage in the Hokage Building, Naruto was a little puzzled, and he looked very weak.

"Wait... Isn't the eldest brother also beautiful, but is it a tiger's back?"

Looking at Sasuke's handsome appearance, Naruto Kazuko figured it out again.

I was right, Naruto nodded.

That's right, the fourth-generation Hokage is actually a weak-looking muscle tyrant.

Fantasizing about the handsome face and strong body of the fourth Hokage, Naruto sighed slightly.

It's a pity that the fourth Hokage has passed away, otherwise I really want to see him and see his flesh and muscles, the fourth Hokage must be much stronger than me.

Maybe as strong as Big Brother.

Well.

Naruto nodded and looked at Sasuke

"Big brother, I understand"

???? "Sasuke is inexplicable, what do you know? I haven't said what the Spiral Pill is like, have I?"

"Pervert! Pervert !!"

At this moment, a woman's screams were heard outside.

“？？？"

Sasuke and Naruto looked at each other.

Crunch, smack!

A man with white hair wrapped in a bath towel rushed in, leaning his back against the wall with palpitations, and couldn't help but blush when he saw Sasuke and Naruto.

"Hehe, I'm sorry, I went to collect materials just now"

Hearing the sound of the voice, Jiraiya smiled awkwardly.

"Lustful immortals... You" Naruto stopped talking and looked at Sasuke, only to see Sasuke shake his head as well.

I also feel embarrassed, and I went to peek at a female soup that was actually found and chased here, he was one of the three ninjas, and he usually called himself an immortal, but now he was arrested for stealing X voyeurism, and was seen by two Konoha shinobi.

"Uh... I—" I wanted to explain.

"I'm too thin, although I'm a little stronger than Orochimaru, but I'm still very screwed" Sasuke pouted and shook his head.

"yes, you can't even fall a frog like that..."Naruto touched his chin and thought carefully.

"....", since the face is also confused.

What do you two think? Why does situational dialogue have nothing to do with situational dialogue?

"Ahem, uh, let's arrange a trip for tomorrow"

Bang, Jiraiya pretended to cough, took out a set of clothes, put them on ghostly, and sat cross-legged in front of Sasuke and Naruto.

"Tomorrow we're—" was about to say the plan, but was interrupted by a voice.

Crunch, the door opened again, and Sakura walked in with a sad face on her face.

"Ouch..."Sakura made a faint sound.

What's the ..... As soon as I was accidental, I was pulled by them and twisted to my waist...

I'll have to hide in the future, I don't want to jump on it!

They also praised me for my good jumping skills and asked me how I learned it!

How did I learn it?!I didn't watch Sasuke and them jump every day, but I learned it naturally!!

I don't have a chakra, so the hell knows why I always learn these ghost techniques somehow?!

I don't want these inexplicable techniques at all!!

I just want to be the Hokage!!

Sakura raised her eyes, but saw Sasuke and the others inside, looking at her in a daze.

"Look at you... Ouch..."

Sakura was about to scold, but she couldn't stand the back pain, so she lay down on the sofa, rubbing her waist and panting.

"Sakura-chan, how are you? Do you have back pain?" Sasuke asked as he walked up and looked at him with concern.

"I..." Sakura wanted to scold, but when she saw Sasuke's face of concern, she retracted the words that came to her mouth, "I just got my teeth and they made me jump and twist my waist, these stupid people! Let me learn what King Kakadon, is that a human being able to do?!"

"Hey, Sakura-chan, you said you, you just lack training, your waist strength is too small, you can twist it even if you jump" Naruto pouted.

Sakura almost blew up, and she was going crazy.

Nima!Are you training your waist muscles for the sake of jumping?I|I'm going to be the Hokage!Hokage!Do you know?!I don't want to jump!!

"Don't give me a crooked chatter, what about the master you said you said would find me a master?"

Sakura pointed at Sasuke menacingly.

Sasuke pursed his lips and lifted his chin in the direction of Jiraiya.

Sakura looked over.

Jiraiya smiled and beckoned.

Sakura's face suddenly collapsed.

Jiraiya: "Hmm O_o?"

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