I, Sasuke, pass through Naruto

(Don’t order the latter one, I’m revising it, all of it)

“You actually crave muscle!!”

“yes!! I crave muscle|muscle!!!!!”

Itachi’s eyes filled with tears, his blood surged up, and his saliva splashed out.

Huh?! Itachi’s whole body was shaken, and he suddenly realized that something was wrong!

“What do I desire?!!”

Itachi was immediately confused, what do you mean I long for muscles! Does this have anything to do with what you said before!?!?

At this time, there was only a popping sound beside the bushes, and then a violent sound of vomiting came from

“What?”

Itachi turned his head and looked towards the bushes.

He saw a man with his pants down to his knees, lying on the ground looking at him, with vomit in front of him.

The two looked at each other!

“hooligan?!”

“Itachi!”

The two people roared in their hearts, holy shit, what are you doing!?

“Hey, didn’t he come with you?”At this time, Sasuke also turned his head. Monk Zhang Er was confused and looked at Itachi pointing at Obito and said:

“Why did he vomit with his bare butt | buttocks?”

Itachi was stunned, looking at Obito and then at Sasuke, you ask me? How do I know? I’ve never seen him like this before?!

“Why are you naked and vomiting? ?”Itachi looked at Obito and asked in a strange way, with a critical look in his eyes and a tone that said he hated iron for not being able to make steel.

“I….I…”Obito was confused. How should he explain this situation now?!!

And what’s going on with that look in your eyes? Why am I vomiting with my butt naked? Why don’t you ask the muscle soul in front of you! ?

Didn’t you drink the wine that your muscular brother made with Orochimaru? Your brother has such a big heart!! no…I have to change the subject and not let this topic continue!

“I…I have a central nervous system disorder again. I always feel nauseous and want to take off my pants!”Obito found a random excuse, quickly lifted up his pants, stood up in embarrassment, and wiped the vomit from the corners of his mouth.

“So you are mentally ill?” Itachi was stunned. A Fei has always regarded himself as Uchiha Madara in private, but he is always nonsensical and careless in the organization. This contrast has actually made Itachi suspicious.

Now he is naked here again Vomiting in the buttocks was not something that normal people would do.

Watching Obito wipe the vomit from the corner of his mouth and looking at himself blankly, Itachi showed a look of realization.

Is Uchiha Madara insane?

“Does that look on your face look at you?”Obito wiped the vomit from the corners of his mouth, his mind went crazy, and he quickly changed the subject:”What about you, what are you doing? Did you just say that you crave big muscles?!”

“I…”Itachi was immediately confused.

What I just said…That’s not what I wanted to say!! Who knows what kind of brain circuit this bastard brother has? What about knitting? I was guided by him!

Itachi was about to retort, but he saw Sasuke looking at him and Obito with a suspicious look on his face,”You two…A bit suspicious…”

Itachi was sweating on his back, he would be discovered if he went like this! If a fight breaks out, with Sasuke’s strength, they will definitely not be able to leave for a while.

Moreover, Itachi looked at Obito,”I have a psychotic guy here. If Jiraiya comes, no one will be able to leave today!”!!

“yes…I…I crave big muscles! I want to become a muscle tyrant like the Uchiha clan leader!! a ha ha ha! I like muscles the most! Men with big muscles are the sexiest!!”

Itachi hurriedly shouted, holding his waist and laughing loudly | Come on.

Let’s use the trick….

“oh?”Sasuke’s eyes lit up. When he heard Itachi say this, the trace of suspicion disappeared. He laughed and patted Itachi on the shoulder,”I know that people who crave muscle won’t lie.”

“call…”Itachi breathed a sigh of relief and raised his eyes, only to see Obito looking at him with his mouth open and an expression of disbelief.

That’s not what I want to say!

Why!!!

My fame ends here!

Itachi turned his head away in shame and anger! Leave a drop of clear tears

“Itachi, it turns out your real purpose is this…”Obito was confused at this moment

“You guys go back and investigate whether Muscle Release exists or not! My men don’t even know the limits of their own blood inheritance! If the investigation is not good….”

Ringing in ears | Payne’s words before leaving

“ferret…you…”Obito was so surprised that he couldn’t speak, and there was a sudden roar in his stomach.

Gululu————!! puff…

Obito was suddenly startled, and felt his abdomen loosen, and something was released…..

Like a fountain.

Obito:”….”

Ferret:”….”

Sasuke:”….”

“Ah…”There was a hint of death on Obito’s face, then he suddenly smiled.”…never mind…It doesn’t matter anymore.”

Itachi covered his face.

“Well…Uchiha clan leader…My friend seems to be ill. I’m afraid I won’t be able to accompany him….I’ll say goodbye now.” Itachi smiled awkwardly….

“Well…you are leaving?”Sasuke pinched his nose, feeling extremely nauseous. He wished Obito would disappear as soon as possible, but he felt a pity when he saw Itachi’s thin appearance. Itachi walked up to Obito and looked at Obito with a look of disgust. Tu looked at Itachi blankly.

Itachi suddenly formed a seal!

“Water Escape·Water Rush Wave!”

A large amount of water washed away Obito’s body.

Ah♂! Obito screamed,”Don’t wash my ass with the water spit out from your mouth!””

“cough!”Itachi almost choked to death when he heard this, and his ninjutsu was broken directly.

I… I’m sorry! What nonsense are you talking about!?

“….Uchiha Clan Leader…It’s really rude for my friend to look like this, so we’ll take our leave first….”Seeing that the disgusting object was washed away, Itachi grabbed Obito’s clothes by the back of his neck with disgust on his face, picked up the helpless Obito, and was about to leave.

The situation of Kyuubi has been investigated, and Sasuke has confirmed that he is safe and still very strong. There is no need to stay here.

Especially | Especially the situation of the person in hand….

Even if there is follow-up action, it won’t be possible.

“This strong man, wait!”But he didn’t expect that Sasuke waved his hand and asked Itachi to wait |

“What’s the matter, patriarch? ?”The strong man Itachi turned back to look at the strong Sasuke with a puzzled face. What the hell is a strong man?

“”Hey~” Sasuke sighed,”I see that your friend has loose breath, vomiting and diarrhea, and is in poor health. I have some medicinal wine here to nourish the body, so I will give it to you and give it to him every day. Just drink some”

“Medicinal wine? What wine?”Itachi was stunned.

Sasuke came out with several scrolls with the word”wine” written on them.

“This is the snake wine I brewed. It nourishes the kidneys and is suitable for people who are weak.” Sasuke said with a smile.

When Sasuke said this, Obito on Itachi’s hand suddenly twitched, causing Itachi is inexplicable|wonderful

“So, thank you very much.” Itachi nodded, took the scroll, and prepared to leave with Obito in hand.

“Oh, right!”Sasuke saw Itachi’s retreating figure:”There are other things in those scrolls. Seeing that the strong man’s body is weak, he must be sick and his life is not long. It is specially given to the strong man!”

“please remember! Muscle is life!”

The departing warrior staggered and almost dropped Obito to the ground.

“Know…knew!”

Itachi jumped, and his figure jumped on the treetops like an arrow. As he jumped, he gradually disappeared.

Seeing Itachi disappear, Sasuke shook his head.

I don’t know why, but that strong man always made him feel familiar. Feeling.

Maybe he looks as thin as he did when he was a child…

And the guy with diarrhea is also in really bad shape.

Give your sphincter muscles a good workout!. rustle.

There was | a sound | in the bushes

“？”Sasuke turned around and saw Naruto emerging from the bushes |

“Where is Kakadong?…”Naruto looked around and couldn’t help but feel happy when he saw Sasuke here,”Brother, you are here | Just in time, the lustful immortal asked us to discuss our departure tomorrow.”

“Kakadong? ?”Sasuke was confused, but after hearing what Naruto said about Jiraiya, he nodded.

“Let’s go”……

In the gym, Sasuke and Naruto are working out.

Jiraiya asked them to wait, but he disappeared, so the two of them exercised and waited.

“982,…983…1000!”

Huh, Sasuke breathed a sigh of relief and put down the dumbbells.

The life-and-death battle with Orochimaru made him improve a lot.

Now he wants to learn Tsunade’s strange power technique.

“Brother, do you know what the ninjutsu of the Fourth Hokage was that the lustful sage said?”Naruto said

“You know, it’s a ninjutsu that spins chakra to attack the enemy. It’s very powerful,” Sasuke said. When

Naruto heard this, he fell into thinking, spinning chakra and attacking the enemy’s ninjutsu.

“But Naruto, Jiraiya’s technique is very suitable for you.” He looked at Naruto again

“What kind of technique is it?”Naruto wondered.

The fourth Hokage, Namikaze Minato, was Naruto’s father. He died on the day Naruto was born. Naruto had no impression of him at all.

“The Rasengan is a move that spins chakra and attacks the enemy with the spin!”Sasuke said, the power is huge |

“Spin Chakra…Attack|Attack the enemy? Naruto was stunned and looked at Neji,”I know, just like Neji!””

During the sparring, Neji showed great

“Yes, spin, this move is very powerful, and it does not require any seals.” Sasuke, who has a generous figure, nodded, remembering the characteristics of the Rasengan.

“No seal required…”Naruto was stunned for a moment and remembered that his own muscle release did not require any seals, so he just used chakra to coordinate with muscle release.

It turns out that the Fourth Hokage, who has never met before, actually also attacks in this way. He does not use seals and uses rotating chakra to attack the enemy, just like Neji’s Kaiten.

Naruto remembered what Sakura had told him about Sasuke and Neji’s collision with each other like tops in the Chunin Exam, and he suddenly understood.

In other words, the chakra surrounds the whole body, and then the body and chakra rotate at the same time to hit the enemy’s ninjutsu!

I see! It is indeed powerful! Not only the chakra, but also the strong body can cause a double attack on the enemy in terms of physics and chakra.

I have always heard others say that the Fourth Hokage was great and saved the village. Everyone liked him very much.

Just like big brother Sasuke is famous.

There is this kind of attack ninjutsu, which pursues the direct release of chakra to kill the enemy like a top.

Therefore, it is obvious that this famous fourth generation Hokage is also a muscle tyrant! but…

Thinking of the handsome appearance of the Fourth Hokage in the photo of the Fourth Hokage in the Hokage Building, Naruto was a little confused. He looked quite frail.

“etc….Isn’t the eldest brother also handsome, but with a strong back and a strong back?”

Looking at Sasuke’s handsome appearance, Naruto suddenly figured it out again. What

I thought should be right, Naruto nodded.

That’s right, the fourth generation Hokage is actually a weak-looking muscle tyrant.

Imagining the Naruto sighed slightly at the handsome face and strong body of the Fourth Hokage.

It’s a pity that the Fourth Hokage has passed away. Otherwise, I really want to see him and see his muscles. The Fourth Hokage On behalf of the Hokage, he must be much stronger than me.

Maybe as strong as his elder brother.

Hmm.

Naruto nodded and looked at Sasuke

“Brother, I understand”

“？？？？”Sasuke is confused, what do you understand? I haven’t said what the Rasengan looks like, right?

“Pervert! satyr!!!”

At this moment, a woman’s scream came from outside.

“？？？”

Sasuke and Naruto looked at each other.

Crunch, snap!

A man with white hair and a towel rushed in. He leaned his back against the wall with lingering fear. He couldn’t help but blush when he saw Sasuke and Naruto.

“Hehe, I’m sorry, I just went to collect materials.”

After hearing the sound, Jiraiya smiled awkwardly.

“lustful immortal…”You…” Naruto hesitated and looked at Sasuke, who also shook his head. Jiraiya felt so embarrassed that he went to take a peek at the nvyu and was actually caught chasing him here. How lucky he was. He is one of the three ninjas. He usually calls himself a sage, but now he was caught for peeping and was seen like this by two Konoha genin.

“Well…I…”Jiraiya wanted to explain

“Too thin. Although he is a little stronger than Orochimaru, he still looks very tough.” Sasuke curled his lips and shook his head.

“Yes, even a frog can’t fall down like this….”Naruto touched his chin and thought carefully

“….”Jiraiya looked confused.

What are you two thinking? Why does situational dialogue have nothing to do with situations?

“”Ahem, uh, let’s make arrangements for tomorrow’s trip.” Bang

, Jiraiya pretended to cough, took out a set of clothes, put them on like a ghost, and sat cross-legged in front of Sasuke and Naruto.

“tomorrow we…”Jiraiya was about to talk about his plan, but was interrupted by a voice.

Creaking, the door opened again, and Sakura walked in with a sad look on her waist.

“Ouch…”Sakura made a faint sound.

Yes…..I was accidentally dragged to dance at the disco, and my waist was twisted….

I have to hide a little bit from now on, I don’t want to do disco!

They even praised me! Compliment me on my disco dancing skills and ask me how I learned it!

How did I learn it?! I didn’t watch Sasuke and the others dancing every day, but I learned it naturally!!

I don’t have the Sharingan, so you know why I can always learn these weird skills inexplicably?!

I don’t want to know these inexplicable technologies at all!!

I just want to be Hokage!!

When Sakura raised her eyes, she saw Sasuke and the others were inside, looking at her blankly.

“Look at you…Ouch…”

Just when Sakura was about to curse, her back pain became unbearable, and she suddenly lay down on the sofa, rubbing her waist and gasping for breath.

“Sakura, how are you? Have lower back pain? Do you want to do a few squats to slow down?” Sasuke walked up and asked with concerned eyes.

“I…”Sakura was about to curse, but when she saw Sasuke’s expression of concern, she shrank back her words,”I just got twisted up to my waist by Ya and the others, these idiots! What do you want me to learn?” Di Wang Kakadong, is that an action that a human can make?!”

“Hey, Sakura, you are telling me that you lack training. Your waist strength is too small and you can twist it even when you jump.” Naruto curled his lips.

Sakura almost exploded and went crazy.

Damn! You guys train your waist. Are muscles all for disco? I|want to become Hokage! Hokage! Do you understand?! I don’t want to do disco!!

“Don’t nitpick me. Did you agree to find a master for me? Where are people?”

Sakura pointed at Sasuke aggressively.

Sasuke curled his lips and raised his chin in the direction of Jiraiya.

Sakura looked over.

Jiraiya smiled and waved.

Sakura’s face suddenly collapsed.

Jiraiya :”Well (O_o)??”…..