I, Sasuke, wear Hokage

Kafei City, Dome Theatre.

The audience was full of people, all invited to the premiere this time.

“Please star Sasuke Uchiha! Vortex Naruto! ”

Crackling applause sounded.

Naruto grinned and walked up to the stage, followed by Sasuke.

The audience exclaimed:

“Oooh! That’s Naruto Vortex!? Next to it is Sasuke Uchiha!? ”

Konoha Musclemaster and Konoha Steel Cannon!?

“That’s Sasuke Uchiha!? Why does he keep a B-face!?!? ”

Everyone exclaimed, and Sakura in the background cursed.

“… This bastard… Of course, the proposal will fail! “Sakura gritted her teeth, aren’t you happy with a yarn? I’m happier than you!

“There is a companion of Sasuke Uchiha, the green muscle man Li Lok who is also a muscular meat man, and Hinata Ninji with white eyes in muscles! And….”The host dragged out his voice and pointed behind the scenes:

“Please, although the strength is incomparable, I can’t measure my strength to attack Uchiha Sasuke, but the broken Ninja Heihun Haruno Sakura!”

The host shouted loudly! The audience was also in a commotion.

“Ninja Kai Pinghun? Who is it!? I haven’t seen it! ”

“Could it be… That pink-haired one?! ”

“I know! It’s the inconspicuous one in the corner of the propaganda poster! ”

“You… You! What the hell is the ninja who attacked Uchiha Sasuke but fractured the bone?!! When the curtain opened, Sakura’s face was-eating, and one hand was wrapped around a bandage on her chest, looking at the host viciously.

“Let’s go,” Li Rock smiled, and his thick arm slapped on Sakura’s back.

“Don’t you shoot me!” Sakura almost spewed blood from her mouth.

“Haha, Haruno Sakura, who has infinite strength but broken bones” Hinata Ninji also patted Sakura on the back.

Sakura suddenly had a heart palpitation and quickly dodged it.

Soft boxing method gossip sixty-four palms!

Hinata Ninji and Sakura staggered their figures.

“Huh…” Ninji walked past Sakura regretfully.

“Did Ning Ci also contract their problems?!” Sakura broke out in a cold sweat.

“Haha, let’s get up” An old man walked next to him.

“Kato Datori-san, Asama-san,” Sakura greeted.

It is director Otori Kato and Mio Asama.

Haruno Sakura, I thought about why you guys hadn’t come yet, but I didn’t expect to meet Kato Daitori when I visited the tavern, smiling and wondering, “But what was Sasuke-san doing at the time?” ”

“Uh…” Sakura had a black line.

What should I do? Say that Sasuke is proposing to a woman he just met?!

At that time, Kato Daitori and Asama Sandaifu themselves were passing by the tavern, and when they heard the movement, they came to see the bustle, and they met Sasuke and others.

That’s when Sakura learned that Sasuke didn’t know where the premiere was taking place at all.

Bastard! Not only do you not know where the premiere is, but you also fucking propose to a woman you just met!

“I am here to express my condolences on behalf of His Highness Koyuki,” Asama Sanfu smiled and walked up to the stage with Sakura and Kato Daitori.

Sasuke and his party stood on the stage, applauding thunderously.

Kato Otori is very famous, very famous, so everyone is paying attention at this time.

“Director Otori Kato was invited to give a speech,” and the host handed the microphone to Otori Kato.

“Okay, I’ll just say two words,” the white-haired old man took the microphone and said:

“Beep Beep”

“Okay, thank you”

Kato Daitori bowed, and the audience burst into thunderous applause.

“Worthy of being director Kato Otori! This is really the true knowledge of art! ”

“Awesome, this kind of speech is unheard of, really talented”

“Only in this way can you hire a famous ninja like Sasuke Uchiha as an actor!”

“Thank you, thank you CCAV, thank you Snow Country,” Kato Otori bowed.

“？？？” Sakura was inexplicable, what did he say.

But I saw Li Locke and others excited.

“You can show off your muscles right away!!” Naruto’s eyes burst into flames.

“OK~~~！ Thank you Director Otori Kato for his speech! Then, before the movie “Snow Muscle Ninja Hatsu” was played, I asked the starring Sasuke Uchiha team to bring us a wonderful muscle and meat show!!! The host howled, and the whole person was like crazy.

“Clams, let’s quit then” Kato Daitori and Asama prepared to leave.

“Then I…” Sakura followed.

“Why are you back? Going to a show? Kato Daitori looked back at Sakura suspiciously.

“Huh?” Sakura’s expression froze.

……

In the Grand Theatre.

Verbs hit times, verbs hit times.

In the rhythmic music, several muscular meat men are displayed madly.

The audience was exciting.

“That’s awesome! That blonde meat man actually made the barbell wheel like an electric fan! ”

“Wow! The green one can actually rely on the muscle-hard steel shuriken! This is the ninjutsu in the movie! ”

“That! That white-eyed one has actually been doing push-ups! Already made 10,000! I saw Hinata Ninji lying on the ground, his strong arms rising and falling, and the speed of doing push-ups was almost out of the afterimage, and he couldn’t see his face clearly.

“Why does that brunette keep standing there and not moving? And why is that pink thing also on stage? Create contrast?!

“Shall I make you a contrast… What is a pink ‘thing’!! Sakura on stage was really going to have a cerebral hemorrhage and threw the dumbbell in her hand on the ground.

Why do I want to perform too!

He looked at Sasuke again.

Sasuke kept his face calm, pouting, and stood like a tower, his eyes gloomy dripping.

The previous proposal was strictly rejected by Samui, and Sasuke was very inexplicable.

In a moment of confusion, he was brought to the premiere.

“Why… Why did my proposal fail? Sasuke wondered, he really couldn’t figure out why he had failed?

“My muscles are big enough, why would that woman reject me?” Sasuke scanned the audience and saw the crowd overflowing.

“Awesome! I also want to have this kind of muscle|meat! ”

“So handsome!”

No way, they all like me.

It seems that I must not have shown enough muscles and meat, after all, I have not yet shown the complete set!

Sasuke wondered, touching the beard that didn’t exist on his chin.

“Huh?”

Suddenly, Sasuke saw four people in the crowd.

…..

In the audience, the four of Chirabi sat side by side, all dressed

“Hmm…” Samui was wrapped in a cloak, hot to death, sweating all over his body, panting hot, and his chest heaving.

“It’s so hot! I really want to take it off! Why do I have to wrap this thing in this like a thief” Karui’s personality jumped, and he couldn’t bear it.

“Master, this is also for Sister Samui, after all, if Sasuke Uchiha sees Sister Samui again, that guy will definitely come up and propose,” Omoy wrapped in a white cloak, “But he likes Sister Samui because Sister Samui is Hunda…?” ”

“Then if only we didn’t come directly!! Why do you still come to this crowded place!? “Karui thought to nothing.

“Because I want to appreciate the art of the famous director Kato Daitori, rap technology also requires a lot of feeling to accumulate by the material, and experiencing art more will make my rap skills more improved!” Chirabi wears black round sunglasses, crosses his arms, and speaks seriously.

This sentence made the three quite agree.

Kirabi’s rap skills really need to be improved.

“Then we don’t have to follow…” Samui was covered in sweat and his clothes were soaked.

“Yes, yes,” Carui and Omoy nodded.

“No, you must follow!” Kirabi gritted his teeth.

“？？？” Karui and Omoi looked confused.

“Why?” Samui fanned the wind.

“Because I’m an Amway maniac! The Amway Mad Demon must force Amway to others! Kirabi said firmly.

“I lean!” Karui almost collapsed.

What the hell is this reason?! Amway Madness?

So you’re quite dedicated, aren’t you?!

Don’t force others to say it so reasonably!!

“Hey, Uchiha Sasuke him!” Omoy suddenly reached out to the stage.

“Hahahahaha!” The stage burst into laughter, Sasuke’s voice was like a bell, his body was released, thunder and lightning flashed, and his muscles |flesh drama|swelled!

I see! Although you say that you refuse me, but you deliberately come to see my performance, in fact, you still like my muscles and meat!! Sasuke yelled, looking at the cloaked man in the audience, pointing to one of them with a towering chest.

“？？？？” The audience was confused, what did this person say?? They all looked in the direction Sasuke was pointing.

I saw four cloaked people.

“What?????” Samui was inexplicable.

“It’s recognized|coming! It’s all to blame you for being too big! If only Karui would not be recognized! Omoy covered his head and looked sad.

“Can I go to Ning!” Karui stomped on Omoy.

Samui reacted.

Sasuke’s appearance was obviously talking to her!

You have all misunderstood, I said that men who don’t like big muscles |

Swish! Sasuke poured a jar of oil from his head and soaked his whole body! The exposed muscles and flesh suddenly became shiny!!

“Today I will let you see the real muscle|meat charm under one!!” Sasuke roared, the oil on his body shining, and the flames and thunder flickered wildly.

The scene was like a bouncing place for a while!

“Good! What a strong light!! “The audience seems to be blind!

“Big brother! That’s awesome!!! Naruto and Lee Lok, as well as Hinata Ninji’s muscles, also reflected light.

“Well… Good flash! Sakura covered her eyes with her arms, intending to cover the harsh light, “You, what are you doing!” ”

“This time, let the girl have a good look at the charm of my Uchiha Sasuke!!!” Sasuke’s figure crossed, turned into a shooting star, and the flames on his body disappeared, leaving only thunder, rushing towards the direction of the four of Lei Yin.

“Wow! Sasuke Uchiha! So handsome! Sign me! “The audience came to get it and wanted to surround them.

“Sasuke Uchiha, I want to get up with you!” Some daring girls are already hysterical and don’t know what to say.

“This kind of special effect, should it be said that it is worthy of being a ninja?!”

The huge theater, everyone is excited!

“You’re trying to get in the way of my marriage proposal!!” When Sasuke saw so many people surrounding him, he shouted, and his whole body suddenly twisted strangely.

Open your crotch! Open the dragon’s back!

“This waist twists! Absolute! ”

“Waist monster!”

The crowd exclaimed again!

The figure turned left and turned, avoiding countless people, crashing away countless seats, and rushing to the last row of seats in the theater.

“Yu… Sasuke Uchiha is here!!! Omoy said nervously, breaking out in a cold sweat.

“Sister Sam! Marry me! Sasuke yelled! The body is shiny with oil!

“Told you…. I don’t like big muscles…,” the blonde Samui covered his face, his face black.

“I rely on this guy to ask for marriage again!!!” Karui exclaimed.

“You take your feet off Omoy’s face, let’s stop him,” Kirabi said, moving his figure.

“Huh? Oh… Oooh! Karui looked down and saw that he was still stepping on Omoy’s face, and hurriedly took his foot away.

“What a hassle…” Omoy rubbed his face and rushed towards Sasuke after Kirabi and Karui.

The scene is a mess.

“Big brother went to propose again?! That cloak is the big hun sister? Naruto touched his head and stood with little Li Ningji.

“….. I have a bad premonition” Sakura frowned, always feeling that Sasuke was going to do something, and she followed.

Back seat of the auditorium.

Sasuke and Reiyin looked at each other.

“You’re going to stop a man from getting love!?” Sasuke said coldly, his muscles were strong, like an angry wild bear.

“Can you be normal??” Kirabi has a black line.

“Yes, it’s not bad for a fierce woman like Karui! It’s cute sometimes,” Omoy mutilated.

“What the are you talking about!” Karui kicked Omoy over, pressed him to the ground and stepped on it fiercely, but a hint of blush appeared on his face.

“Uchiha Sasuke” Samui came up, his face full of funny impatience and disgust.

“Sister Sam!!” Sasuke’s eyes lit up, and he straightened his chest, shining brightly.

“Sasuke Uchiha… Go back, I don’t like you,” Samui said helplessly.

“Sasuke!” Sakura jumped to Sasuke’s side, “If the girl doesn’t like you, don’t pester you”

“Oh, I know! Sister Sam, I know why you don’t like me” Sasuke smiled slightly, confident and in great shape.

“You got it, you still ..?” Sam was stunned and looked at Sasuke suspiciously.

Sakura rolled her eyes.

Don’t show you it!

It’s because you have big muscles and flesh, and people don’t like big muscles and meat, they have told you.

Can you listen to someone else’s literal meaning!

“Oh, Sister Sam, you don’t like me, but I know how to make you fall in love with me…” Sasuke smiled slightly.

Looking at Sasuke’s confident look, the three of Lei Yin are also a little blinded, is there any hole card this guy can make Sam like him?

“Sasuke Uchiha is courting! Big news! The onlookers also gathered around at this time.

“Is that his crush!? What a hot body! “There were reporters mixed in, clicking and taking pictures.

“I wonder how he will make his sweetheart move!?”

“I rely on… Is Sasuke so popular now? Sakura stood by and watched stunned.

Sasuke’s confident look attracted everyone, and everyone was looking forward to it, wondering how he would actually impress Samui.

“I won’t be moved,” Samui frowned, his arms crossed over his chest.

Sasuke’s entanglement made her a little annoyed.

“Big brother! Come on, no matter what the result is, brother | I have always supported the eldest brother! Naruto squeezed through the crowd and walked in.

“Brother Sasuke! You will definitely succeed in conquering your sister-in-law! Li Locke’s huge body squeezed in, gave a thumbs up, and his teeth shone brightly!

“Brother Sasuke, my white eyes clearly see through your body, you are at your peak!” Hinata Ninji walked in, the corners of his mouth curled up a little, “Muscles change fate!” Muscle|flesh gets love! ”

“Gentlemen…” Sasuke was silent, his muscles and flesh were twitching, he took a deep breath, his face was full of confidence, a calm smile, his body was full of indifferent and confident temperament, a slight smile, and his eyes looked firmly at Samui.

His appearance made the people around him look at him slightly.

At this moment, everyone held their breath to see what Sasuke was going to say.

Why is it so confident that it can turn the tide? Make Sam fall in love with him?

“Sister Sam, you will fall in love with me because…”

……

Dome Theater exterior.

“This is what Sasuke calls the art of muscles and flesh? Show off your muscles like a gorilla on stage? Deidara said in a mocking tone, “I thought that Uchiha Sasuke was as temperamental as Itachi, it was really a shame for the Uchiha family.”

And these audiences, is there a little aesthetic?

What is so good about the meat that grows on a human body?

I, Deidara, will show you today what true art is.

“Can you pay attention to the image? Do you look like an artist like this? The scorpion looked at Deidara, with a black face, and saw him pouting his ass and peeping at a hole in the roof.

“Uh… Ahem…”Dilada’s old face blushed, and he quickly got up|”Okay, Scorpion-senpai, since Sasuke doesn’t respect art like this, we, as seniors, are going to knock and knock him”

“Oops?” When the scorpion heard this, he was very useful, and immediately felt that Deidara’s eyes were a little more pleasant, and nodded and said, “It makes sense.”

“Okay, senior scorpion, how about letting the junior come and start this feast of art?” Deidara said again.

“Oops?” When the scorpion heard it, it was very useful, how did this Deidara suddenly become so good, he waved his hand “Okay, then leave it to you”

“Huh,” Deidara chuckled, “then I’m not going to be disrespectful, huh.”

Deidara’s hand pressed to the hole in the roof, and inside was the people in the theater.

“Psychic • Detonating Clay · C4 Dragon!! ”

Rumble! Several huge dragon slayers smashed through the roof and flew inside!

“I lean! You! The scorpion’s eyes suddenly widened!

Such a big dragon?!

Deidara, this guy wants to directly blow up everyone inside!

“I’m sorry, senior Scorpion, under my momentary art, your eternal art has no chance to show”

Deidara looked at the scorpion with an evil smile.