"Ah? Mr. Lin, what do you mean?"
"I mean, your house was robbed, and it was the kind of pervert you thought it was."
Chu Feifei became nervous for a moment, but soon regained her composure.
This is a high-end residential area, with security patrols 24 hours a day, and the probability of such a thing happening is almost 0.
And there is an alarm system connected to the police at home, which should be foolproof.
"Mr. Lin, I don't think you need to be too nervous. This kind of high-end residential area has good public security and there will be no problems."
"And I have a dryer at home, and I don't hang dirty clothes outside, so it shouldn't be dangerous."
I'm still too young, and there are fewer social beatings. There is no absolute safety these days.
Don't even think about being able to bring yourself back, how dangerous it is.
Fortunately, although he is not a good person, he is definitely not a bad person.
There is a basic bottom line. If you want to sleep with a beautiful woman, she must be willing to do it.
In Lin Feng's eyes, no matter what level of beauty, let alone the death penalty, three years is a loss.
[As long as there is underwear, it can attract perverted thieves to appear. Using this feature, you can capture the other party by setting up control in advance]
This reminder, he can't let Chu Feifei take off her clothes now.
Suddenly, his eyes lit up and his mind was opened.
It was dark, and the thief couldn't see anything clearly.
This kind of pervert would be unable to restrain himself as long as he saw something hanging on the balcony, right?
[Your idea is very good. In order to avoid scaring the beauty, please give up the outrageous idea of using underpants as a child. You can try your stinky socks. ]
[As long as the bait is hung, the perverted thief will be hooked within five minutes. ]
This dog system. .
Lin Feng was quite speechless. No matter how stupid he was, he would not take off his pants in front of a beautiful woman.
"Miss Chu, it's better to be safe than sorry. People are always careless. China still bans guns, but people are still shot. Let's try using my stinky socks to see if we can lure people out."
Under Chu Feifei's shocked eyes, Lin Feng took off his socks.
A strange sour smell emanated from the air.
"Miss Chu, don't mind. Young people are hot-tempered and smelly. Why don't you lead the way to the balcony?"
"Ah... Oh... I... I know."
"Miss Chu, you have to go to the balcony to dry it yourself. That's the real thing. The pervert may be watching in secret."
"Ah this..."
It's not that Chu Feifei dislikes Lin Feng, it's just that the socks are too dirty.
"Miss Chu, don't blame me for not reminding you. This kind of people are really perverted. They can do anything, especially a big beauty like you."
Lin Feng's exaggerated expression of winking scared him, and he couldn't help but imagine it.
As if she had thought of some scary scene, she shuddered, snatched the socks from Lin Feng's hand, and rushed into the villa.
[Because of fear, she forgot how dirty the socks in her hand were. The rich girl's mind was full of the scary scene of being targeted by a pervert. 】
Lin Feng squatted at the door and smoked a cigarette.
Sure enough, she was still a little girl, and she couldn't help being scared.
She even held the stinky socks in her hand without being disgusted.
Five minutes later, Chu Feifei came out of the villa. She smelled her hands from time to time, frowning.
"Hurry up and find a place to hide to see if the pervert will appear."
Lin Feng waved at her, and the two finally chose to squat in the grove not far from the villa.
"Mr. Lin, what's this smell? Why does it smell like yellow croaker?"
"Men sweat a lot on their feet. If they don't change their socks for a few days, they will smell like this."
"Ah? How can this be done? It's so unhygienic. I'll help you wash it later."
. . . . . . . .
The fair, rich and beautiful woman turned into a naive and innocent girl in a second.
The rich lady is not in love, is she?
"Miss Chu, you are joking. I can wash my socks by myself. How can I bother you?"
Her background must be not simple. If her parents knew that she washed socks for a strange man, she would be in trouble.
Chu Feifei was about to speak, and suddenly Lin Feng made a gesture to silence her.
Night had fallen, and a black shadow approached stealthily from a distance. After observing left and right to make sure that there was no one, he suddenly climbed up along the water pipe of the villa.
The rich lady's face was pale and she was already scared.
She was stubborn just now, but now she couldn't say a word.
A luxury villa worth tens of millions was actually robbed.
She unconsciously pulled Lin Feng's arm and leaned her whole body in his arms.
This is a big thunder. .
Lin Feng was frightened, but he felt itchy in his heart and was just ready to feel it.
Suddenly, a low exclamation sounded in my ears.
"Ms. Chu, please be gentle."
"No... No, that person is so perverted, he seems to be smelling your stinky socks."
Lin Feng looked at the balcony, pupils dilated.
The scene in front of him was outrageous. The black shadow picked up his stinky socks and sniffed them crazily.
But it can be clearly seen that the man seemed to pause for a moment, and then vomited crazily.
After a while, he seemed to have emptied his stomach and retched crazily.
"Really perverted, actually smelling stinky socks, it's terrible, Mr. Lin, how can there be such a disgusting person in this world."
Chu Feifei's face was full of disgust, disgust, and disdain.
Lin Feng smiled, this woman still didn't realize the seriousness of the matter.
The stinky socks were from a toddler, so what if it was her pants hanging on the balcony?
"Miss Chu, now is not the time to think about this. Think about it, what if it was your underwear hanging there?"
Good guy, just this sentence, she almost passed out.
Imagine that this black shadow took her clothes and sniffed them crazily, and she immediately felt overwhelmed.
"No, I have to go and catch him."
"Wait, do you know if she has a weapon?"
"Then I'll ask the property management."
"No, you know she's not an insider?"
"Mr. Lin, what should we do?"
This time she was really panicking, fearing that the criminals would break into the house and steal her clothes from the drawer. Just thinking about it made her shudder.
[The real identity of this perverted thief is the night security guard here. He has bad habits. More than a dozen female residents nearby have been patronized by him, but he chose to conceal it for the sake of face. ]
[The perverted thief who smelled the stinky socks by mistake has been poisoned. Vomiting and diarrhea are just the beginning. He will be in danger of his life soon. ]
. . . . . .
Lin Feng's mind was full of question marks. Are his stinky socks so scary? Smelling them can be life-threatening. Is he mistaken?
"Ugh... Ugh..."
Two retching sounds came again.
Then came the violent coughing.
This pace is probably no less than that of lung cancer patients.
At this moment, Lin Feng narrowed his eyes, and a piece of weird news he saw before crossing over appeared in his mind.
The news at that time said that a man had a special fetish and liked to smell his own stinky socks, and ended up with a lung infection and was admitted to the ICU.
Could it be...
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