I Sell Jars At Fairy Tail
Chapter 37 The Terrible Canned Herring
An afternoon passed quickly, and Makarov also returned to his home.
Makarov lived alone a long time ago, and his son was kicked out by Makarov for doing something harmful to the guild, and now may have founded the dark guild Raven Tail.
And Makarov's grandson Laxus, who was also in the most rebellious period at this time, did not live with Makarov.
So now Makarov lives alone.
"Charlotte is really a magical child. He can actually have a magical magic item like a pocket pot, but I can feel that his nature is not bad, he is a good boy."
Makarov said these words to himself, took out the can from the pocket jar, and observed curiously,
"I don't know what kind of food Charlotte said that only real men would dare to eat."
While talking, Makarov also took out the dinner plate.
Of course, Makarov would not naively think that this is some kind of supplement for strengthening the body, after all, Charlotte's expression at the time did not look like that.
The reason Makarov said those words was more of a joke.
He likes to tease and tease children very much.
It's a pity that Makarov doesn't know Chinese, otherwise he would have found the precautions written in the canned herring.
1. Inform those around you before opening the can to prevent accidents.
2. Open the can in a closed environment, the taste is strong.
3. Before opening, it should be refrigerated in the refrigerator to reduce the internal air pressure. If it is opened at room temperature, it may spray a large amount of liquid when it is opened.
4. It is strictly forbidden to bring this kind of canned food on the plane. Once the canned food is broken due to air pressure problems, it may cause safety hazards.
5. After enjoying the perfect meal, remember to seal the can, wrap it tightly in a bag and label it before discarding, so as not to affect the city environment.
6. Be sure to cook before eating. If you put it in the microwave, please take it out of the can and reheat it to avoid bursting.
7. If you have any discomfort symptoms, please transfer the patient to a ventilated place and perform artificial respiration. If the symptoms are still not relieved, please seek medical attention immediately.
So, without any protective measures and precautions, Makarov opened the can of herring directly.
Ziliu!
A large amount of liquid spurted out of the can of herring like feces.
At the same time, an indescribable smell instantly covered the apartment where Makarov lived.
It's just a can of herring, but it smells like a public toilet explosion!
"This smell... this smell... help!" Makarov's face turned livid in an instant, and then he threw the canned herring into the trash at lightning speed bucket, and then threw his own trash can onto the trash can outside.
At the same time, Makarov also opened all the windows in his own house.
But even so, at this moment, Makarov was already overflowing with a tear-jerking touch.
And this kind of breath, accompanied by the opened windows, continued to spread outward.
"Ouch! Whose toilet exploded! Won't someone fix it?"
"My God, what is this smell, is it the ultimate feces left by a constipated patient who has been constipated for many years?"
"It can't be some boring mage studying some stinky magic!"
"It's terrible, this smell, I can't bear it, I want to get out of here, I want to get out of here!"
As the stench spread, all the residents within a radius of 100 meters from Makarov's apartment could not stand the strange smell and left their homes.
And Makarov also fled his home at this time and ran outside.
"Charlotte of Damn it, you are kidding me!!!!!! What the hell is this, it smells so bad!!!"
Makarov's face was ashen, and he ran towards Poliuska's house with a pale body...
…
Charlotte, who was resting in the apartment, did not know that Makarov was rushing to Polisika for treatment because she accidentally opened a can of herring.
After washing up, Charlotte is also ready for today's can opening session.
Today, Charlotte barely sold two pocket jars, Makarov an earthen jar, and Mirajane a water jar.
Lucy originally wanted to buy another pocket jar, but Lucy has no money now, and Charlotte can't help Lucy cheat to buy it.
Well, there is no way, the rigid rules of the system, even if the relationship between Charlotte and Lucy has advanced, it will not work.
Lucy was also a little angry because of this, and Charlotte coaxed her to finish.
"System, settle today's rewards." Charlotte said.
"Definitely, settlement rewards, congratulations to the master for selling two pocket pots, and got water pot * 1, earth pot * 1."
The voice of the system rang in Charlotte's head.
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