I sold the system to the saints in the prehistoric times and I lost money.
Chapter 78 Ying Monk
Hu Tu Tu is a senior monk at Blue Star Junior College.
He used to play games in his dormitory and was known as the keyboard player of Zaun. In one game, he fought with his opponent for 300 rounds.
In the end, he was defeated and made himself angry to death.
Unexpectedly, when she opened her eyes again, she found herself in the body of a fox king.
What is even more frightening is that the land is located on the edge of Shuangcha Ridge, and it is the neighbor of the tiger demon that is the first difficulty of Tang Monk.
That was a calamity that attracted the attention of countless great powers in the prehistoric times. Countless demons either had backgrounds or were extremely powerful.
Those who have no background are all killed by the gods and Buddhas in the sky. A little demon like her who dominates the mountain has no qualifications to be cannon fodder.
After thinking about it, as long as you don't provoke Jin Chanzi, those immortals and Buddhas won't kill you for no reason, right?
So he strictly restrained the more than ten monsters in his mountain, and set rules. They were not allowed to drink hair and blood, they had to pay attention to hygiene, and they were not allowed to harm mortals without reason.
Everyone was afraid of Hu Tu Tu's strength, so they turned into monsters with their tails between their legs. Those little monsters who didn't want to live in such a miserable state all ran to Shuangcha Ridge next door.
"Hey, it's really hard to fool me. I'm just an innocent little monster. What bad intentions can I have?"
"God, why can't you let me go? I'm just a pure and cute university monk."
Hu Tutu complained in his heart, hoping that Tang Monk would pass by quickly and never stop at Langlang Mountain.
"Little monster, you can't do this. You need strong fire to cook."
I saw a rabbit spirit, jumping up and down, adding firewood to the big iron pot, blocking the stove door.
I really couldn't stand it any longer, so I kindly reminded him.
"I have been cooking for several years, do I still need your teaching?"
The snow-white little rabbit spirit puffed out its cheeks, angrily fidgeting with the firewood in the stove door, wiping its forehead and complaining in an extremely unhappy tone.
"Good guy! I eat more food than you spend practicing. You little goblin is quite arrogant."
Jin Chanzi pursed his lips and turned to look at Brain Ax, who was basking in the sun.
"Hey, man, the hair is pretty shiny."
Walking up to Brain Ax, who was closing his eyes and meditating, without saying a word, he just started a big fight.
Not to mention, the down is quite soft and extremely silky.
"Ouch!"
Feeling a sharp pain coming from his buttocks, Brain Ax opened his hazy eyes and saw a scene that would be unforgettable in his life.
I saw a bald monk, blinking his big eyes, and slapped himself on the butt.
"They say you can't touch a tiger's butt, so if I touch it, it won't matter."
I saw that Jin Chanzi didn't forget to squeeze it, and the hair on the old ax exploded instantly.
A strong murderous aura emanated from his whole body, he bared his teeth and stared at the human in front of him with cold eyes.
"Bald, and about twenty years old, and most importantly, wearing a cassock. Isn't this the golden cicada that King Hutu said?"
It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, you will be shocked when you look at it.
Now Yaoshou is here, a monk sneaks in among them, and he is the same monk who ran away when the king asked him to see them.
Unexpectedly, this guy actually came to the door by himself.
"Hello, hello, charming little fairies!"
"The poor monk traveled all night and slept in the open air. He was really hungry and unbearable, so he came to your mountain to beg for food."
Jin Chanzi rubbed her belly, her little eyes twinkling in embarrassment, looking expectantly at the banshees in front of her.
"Ouch!"
Although the tiger demon has not transformed, its intelligence is not low. It has never seen such a bold person.
People come to the monster base to beg for food.
"Oh, Brain Ax, you are so excited. How long has it been since you brushed your teeth? The stench almost killed me."
"What are you looking at? Have you never seen an eminent monk who sees flowers blooming and demons see demons falling in love with them?"
Jin Chanzi assumed an extremely confident posture, which made all the monsters stunned.
"Monk, he is actually a monk!"
"Are you the monk of the Tang Dynasty that the king calls you? The monk who went to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures?"
The little rabbit spirit twinkled with cute big eyes, holding a branch in his arms, looking up and down the golden cicada, and did not forget to poke the pretentious golden cicada with the dead branch in his arms, as if he had seen something new. Things in general.
"Wow, Twolegs, is this the legendary Twolegs?"
The pheasant spirit also flapped its wings and circled around the golden cicada.
"Um, you're a pheasant in disguise, right?"
"It's such a hot day, you're covered in feathers, aren't you hot?"
"Besides, you are a girl, so showy, aren't you afraid that other monsters will misbehave with you?"
Jin Chanzi's eyes widened as she looked at the female monsters and monsters with their bare breasts all around.
"Hehe, do you like it, little monk? My sister is still a virgin. Do you want to have some fun with your sister?"
It was a rare occasion for Pheasant to see a living person. He held a feather in his little hand and gently scratched Jin Chanzi's neck, causing him to tremble all over.
My whole body felt numb, my nose felt hot and it was instantly congested.
Another snake spirit with a human body and a snake tail came swaying its thick tail.
"What the hell!"
"A bunch of crazy snakes!"
"Don't you monsters eat people? I'm such a big living person, and you only want to sleep with me? Please eat me."
"Look at me, the golden wheel of merit behind my head. Don't you want so many merits?"
"If you eat me, you will live forever. Aren't you tempted?"
Jin Chanzi really couldn't figure it out, what happened to the monsters nowadays?
"Is the food ready? You are making such a fuss, are you still going to eat?"
Suddenly, an arrogant voice came, and all the monsters dispersed, as if they had encountered a peerless devil.
"Ah, monk!"
"Why did you come to my Langlang Mountain?"
Hu Tutu was putting on makeup, but he didn't expect the noisy noise outside, which made him extremely upset.
When I came out and took a look, I called him "good guy". A monk actually landed in their monster base.
"What? The poor monk can't come to Langlang Mountain?"
Jin Chanzi turned his head when he heard the sound, and saw a fox covered in snow-white body with two long ears on its head.
With his chubby little face and big blue eyes, he almost looks cute.
"Such a beautiful little fox, how old are you? Where are your parents?"
The cute Jin Chanzi rubbed her hands together, came up to Hu Tutu, and grabbed her tail.
"Wow, it actually has a red tail. It's a rare breed that only comes once in a thousand years. You must be a rare and protected animal, right?"
The tail, as the most sensitive thing in a fox, was just being grabbed by the other party's hand, making Hu Tu's hair almost explode.
"Little monk! Are your hands weak when you step on the horse?"
"Don't you know that a fox's tail cannot be touched?"
Hu Tutu's face turned pink. He didn't know if he was angry, but if he was angry, he slapped him in the face.
"You uneducated monk, today I will discipline and discipline you for your mother."
The other party's hair suddenly exploded, frightening Jiang Yuliang's whole body.
"Misunderstand!"
"Do you believe me when I say I misunderstood?"
"I am a good person. I often lead my grandmother across the street. I am a good person who takes it as my duty to help others."
"It's really unintentional."
Jin Chanzi didn't expect the fox to be so irritable. Didn't he just touch his tail?
He wanted to die, but he didn't want to die in such a miserable way.
If the Five Directions in Heaven were to know that he had teased the little fox to no avail and was mercilessly killed by him, wouldn't he, Jin Chanzi, have to bear the name of a perverted monk?
"Are you acting so obscenely as you are riding a horse? And you are helping an old lady cross the road? I'm afraid you are coveting her beauty."
How could Hu Tutu let go of this villain who had tainted himself? He picked up a stick and threw it directly at Jin Chanzi.
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