I stack buffs in a weird world!
Chapter 35
"I can't get out!"
Zhang Yang's face became serious. His methods were useless against the Taoist priest. Even Kui Zhen's zombies were beaten by the Taoist priest like tumblers.
"What should we do?"
Kui Zhen asked anxiously.
"Is there any way to contact your uncle?"
Kui Zhen shook her head. There was a distress signal inside the door, but she didn't bring it with her this time.
Zhang Yang looked around anxiously, looking for a way out.
Seeing Kui Zhen's red coffin standing in the hall, "Let's go, hide in the coffin!"
Before Kui Zhen could react, Zhang Yang pulled her towards the coffin.
Obviously, the Taoist priest was faster. In order to stop the Taoist priest, Qing Ming Hand stretched out and slapped the Taoist priest.
But it only made the Taoist priest stagger for a while, and then the Taoist priest went through Qing Ming Hand and grabbed the two people.
"Fuck, even if you want to collect debts, you have to let people take a breath."
Zhang Yang didn't care about anything else, picked up the quicklime in the bag and threw it at the Taoist priest, not only did the lime scatter everywhere.
Even the bottle of "precious" aphrodisiac fell to the ground.
Zhang Yang and Kui Zhen both smelled a fragrance, but now was not the time to care about this, the two of them rushed directly into the coffin.
Looking at the Taoist priest who was so close, Zhang Yang hurriedly said: "Close the door quickly... Bah, close the coffin quickly!"
Kui Zhen was also sweating, and quickly pinched a seal, "Close the coffin and make a conclusion!"
The coffin board lying on the ground suddenly stood up and buckled directly on the coffin.
"Bang bang..." A violent collision sound came, it was the Taoist priest hitting the coffin.
"Huhu... Don't worry, this coffin is made of golden silk Yinnan that has been under the sea for thousands of years. Not to mention it, even a third-grade person can't break it."
Kui Zhen said with a heavy breath.
Zhang Yang felt something was wrong when he heard Kui Zhen set the flag.
Sure enough.
"Bang~" The violent impact caused a crack to appear on the coffin board.
Zhang Yang: "..."
Kui Zhen: "Uh... maybe a hundred years."
Fortunately, the Taoist priest stopped pestering the zombie after a few attacks and found that he couldn't open it, and played the game of "spinning top" with the zombie.
"Have you seen my wife?" The Taoist priest asked the zombie nervously.
Zombie: "..."
Seeing that the zombie didn't speak, the Taoist priest whipped it again.
Kui Zhen looked at his zombie through the gap in the coffin board with pain, and was whipped and turned in circles.
"Woo woo... my champion general, my big submerged Barutu, my Zombie King embryo in the body of a Vajra boy."
Kui Zhen was so distressed, but she glanced at Zhang Yang next to her, and her mood slowly calmed down.
Zhang Yang naturally saw her little action, and the corner of his mouth couldn't help twitching, 'This guy is still plotting against me. '
"You compensate me!" Kuizhen looked at Zhang Yang seriously.
"Accompany me, I will!"
Zhang Yang patted his forehead.
"I want you!" Kuizhen said seriously.
"Ah? I treat you as a friend, but you want to sleep with me?"
Zhang Yang pretended to be surprised.
"No... Hey, that's not what I meant, I... Hey."
Kuizhen's ears turned red when he heard Zhang Yang's words.
The coffin was originally not big, and the two of them were squeezed together. Kuizhen could even feel Zhang Yang's hot breath blowing on her face.
Since she was born, she has never been so close to a boy, which makes her a little overwhelmed.
In addition, the aphrodisiac just now, although not much was inhaled, there was still some reaction in her body.
Zhang Yang was also a young man with blood and energy, and he had never eaten "meat" since he came to this world.
He has been a monk for such a long time. Under the effect of aphrodisiac, he was also erect when he was close to Kuizhen.
"Eh? What did you put on me?"
Kui Zhen wanted to change the subject, but she felt something on her thigh.
Zhang Yang: "..."
Kui Zhen felt something was wrong as soon as she finished speaking. There was nothing on Zhang Yang, and she suddenly realized what that thing was.
After all, she had seen pigs run even if she had not eaten pork, and she had read a lot of novels and stories.
"Yeah, it touched my leg, move it."
Zhang Yang did not speak, but gently moved his butt back and moved the Dinghaishenzhen a little further away.
Unexpectedly, the gyro zombie was directly pulled onto the coffin.
The coffin fell directly, and Zhang Yang couldn't help but press on it.
"Hiss~"
Zhang Yang took a breath of cold air.
"Ah~"
Kui Zhen was hit right in the center of the bull's eye, and couldn't help but scream.
"You...you hurry up and get up!"
Kui Zhen was about to cry now.
"Do you think I don't want to?"
Zhang Yang said unhappily. Behind him was the bottom of the coffin. How could he get up?
Fly up?
'I really don't want to be a bootlicker! ' Zhang Yang thought secretly.
Just as the two of them were face to faceWhen ace, there was a loud shout from outside.
"Wuyi, I didn't expect you to become an evil spirit. Die!"
Kui Lie's voice sounded from outside the coffin.
"My uncle is here, get up quickly!"
Kui Zhen pushed Zhang Yang's chest.
"Well... Isn't that more exciting? If your uncle is not here, you can..."
"You are shameless!"
Kui Zhen bit his lower lip and glared at Zhang Yang.
Zhang Yang smiled and didn't think about what to do with her. After all, he had already made plans. After Kui Lie solved the evil spirit.
He would escape to Wuya Mountain at night!
By then, he would stay away from the people in the zombie sect to avoid being turned into a zombie by Kui Zhen.
The coffin was very heavy, and Zhang Yang could barely hold it up with his strength. The two finally climbed out of the coffin.
Kui Zhen's face was red, and he stared at Zhang Yang with shame and anger.
Zhang Yang also tried to calm himself down. After all, it would be terrible if Kui Lie saw him holding a cannon all the time.
Fortunately, Kui Lie was fighting with Taoist Wu Yi and had no time to pay attention to him.
"Don't tell anyone about what happened in the coffin."
Kui Zhen subconsciously glanced at the cannon, quickly shifted his gaze and spat secretly.
Zhang Yang rolled his eyes and said nothing, 'Only a fool would tell anyone. If Kui Lie knew, wouldn't he turn himself into a zombie on the spot? '
Kui Lie is indeed a master of the third rank. His zombies look two times stronger than Kui Zhen's, with green faces and fangs, and they have some fire attributes when attacking.
The Taoist robe on Wu Yi was torn by the fire!
"Humph~ Wu Yi didn't expect that you would become an evil spirit. You don't learn the good things, but you specialize in the unpresentable things of Zuo Zang Dao."
Kui Lie crossed his arms and laughed at Taoist Wu Yi who was tormented by the zombies.
It turns out that it's not that the zombies are not good, but that the difference between the people who control the zombies is too big.
"What are you looking at? My uncle is a general-level zombie, and he is only half a step away from becoming a zombie king. How can I compare with him?"
Kui Zhen could see the contempt in Zhang Yang's eyes and said angrily.
"Besides... you are worse than me, what qualifications do you have to laugh at me?"
Zhang Yang rolled his eyes at this sentence. If he had played all his cards, he might not be defeated by Kui Zhen.
But he knew that it was meaningless to argue with a woman!
"Ah, right, right, right!"
"You don't believe me?"
"Yes, yes, yes!"
"You..."
It was also the first time that Kui Zhen saw someone who used triple affirmation to deny, and he was so angry that he couldn't speak.
"Kui Lie~ Don't go too far!" Wu Yi Dao Ren's shrill voice scared the two of them.
"Fuck, is he going to use a big move?"
Zhang Yang stared blankly at Wu Yi Dao Ren slowly getting bigger, and his entire skin was slowly cracked.
The densely packed fangs in his big mouth were turned outward, and his body was covered with slippery mucus, which made people feel sick just by looking at him.
Kui Lie no longer looked relaxed and comfortable, and his face gradually became solemn.
"Wuyi, I didn't expect that you really have an affair with the Three Corpses Temple. You are crazy!"
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