I, The God Teacher On The Straw Hat Boat

"Today's weather is really nice!"

"It seems that everyone hasn't woken up yet. After the captain stretches his muscles and bones, he will go and wake everyone up immediately."

On the meadow by the sea in the village of Sibro.

A boy with fluffy hair, wheat-colored skin, a brown suspender dress, and a nose as slender as Pinocchio stretched fiercely.

Not far from the boy was a small wooden house that looked very simple.

Obviously, this is Long Nose's temporary residence last year, or the "secret base" where he and his friends carried out certain activities

Wait, he will spread the news of "the pirate is coming" to the entire village in an instant as usual.

Although there will be shouts from the villagers and aoe damage from a lot of pots and pans.

But this is a compulsory course for teenagers every morning.

After stretching fiercely.

Usopp's joints all over his body immediately made a crackling sound like firecrackers.

After a dull night, the body is completely relaxed.

The long-nosed boy turned his head and wanted to go to the town of Sibro Village.

Sudden.

Usopp, who was just about to turn around, set up an arbor, and saw a small boat approaching the shore quickly.

As a potential shooter with top sniper talent in the world of pirates.

Usopp's dynamic and static vision is naturally much better than that of Common people.

Pull the goggles strapped to the hat behind the eye sockets.

Usopp's eyes widened for a moment and he saw the people on board.

There were four people on board.

A man in a straw hat was standing at the bow of the boat and shouting excitedly.

Next to him, was a cute girl with gold hair complaining angrily.

As if she was tired of shouting, the girl directly greeted the straw hat boy's head with her fist.

Although he suffered a heavy blow to the head, the straw hat boy only tilted his head slightly, and then returned to his excited state.

Behind the two, there is a very handsome man in a sailor suit and a man with green hair and a fierce face, struggling to do the work of oarsman.

It has to be said that the speed of the boat is extremely fast, which has a great relationship with those two paddling guys.

From Usopp's point of view, the two guys' paddling arms have almost thrown out the afterimages.

Although the small boat for four people is not big, the speed of the small boat is comparable to the full speed of a large sailing boat with the wind.

Finally, the boat has traveled a certain distance.

The voices of the people on board also gradually became clear and audible.

"Hahaha! I have been floating in the sea for two days, and I finally saw land! Rubber! Rubber! Invincible slingshot~"

"Wow! Don't mess around, you idiot!"

"Damn it! Hurry up and stop this bastard, don't let him go out and make trouble!"

The straw hat boy on the boat laughed and turned his arms.

The next moment, under Usopp's shocked gaze.

The two arms of the straw hat boy instantly stretched out in a way that violated the common sense of physics.

The two arms were directly thrown tens of meters in less than a second.

Until reaching the shore, the two palms of the straw hat boy firmly grasped the two stones on both sides of Usopp.

Whoosh!

There was a sound of breaking wind, and the body of the boy in the straw hat flew into the air and quickly ejected towards the shore of Xibro Village.

The moment before the straw hat boy's body left the boat.

The faces of the other three people on the boat suddenly turned into the white eyes and fangs that can only be displayed with extreme anger.

The Straw Hat Boy's feet were just off the ground.

The other three people on the boat immediately rushed forward, and while hugging the bastard's body tightly, their own feet also firmly hooked the boat under them.

Imagination is beautiful, reality is cruel.

The three of them, who seemed relatively normal, underestimated the power of the straw hat boy's arm ejection after all.

The three of them hugged the straw hat boy not only did not stop the straw hat boy.

On the contrary, the boat that was firmly hooked by the three people's feet was directly pulled into the air.

"Hahaha! We're going ashore soon!"

"You idiot, can't you see a house on the shore? If you smash it, you will lose money!"

"Wow! You idiot, if I can survive, I will never spare you!"

As the small wooden boat quickly soared into the sky.

The Straw Hat Boy was laughing.

The other three people kept their white eyes and fangs cursing, while tears burst out from their eye sockets.

Usopp on the shore set up a shade with his hands, and a drop of cold sweat slowly flowed from his forehead.

A second later, the cold sweat on Usopp's forehead suddenly turned into waterfall sweat.

This wooden boat soaring into the sky seems to be coming towards me

"Hey? No way? Is it really aimed at me?"

The small wooden boat grew bigger and bigger in Usopp's pupils, until finally, Usopp's eyes could not even see the beating people on the boat.

Only the bottom of the boat can be seen more and more clearly.

Boom!

Usopp hadn't reacted yet.

The bottom of the boat hit Usopp straight on.

It seems that God is deliberately playing a joke on Usopp.

The boat did not stop immediately after landing and hitting Usopp.

Instead, he took the Usopp under the boat and wiped several meters above the ground.

"Hahaha! We finally landed!"

"Strange! How did this ship land so smoothly? The bottom of the ship didn't break at all?"

"You idiots, can't you see anyone under the boat? Move the boat away..."