I, the wizard, the foolish Buddha

Inside the bedroom, Arianna was tattooing 'Straw Roland' on his chest, seemingly wanting to differentiate the two.

Katarina sat on the bed, her hair disheveled, smoking a cigarette, her eyes bloodshot, as if she had just been tearing at her hair.

Roland also sat beside her, his hair messy, smoking a cigarette. His eyes were also bloodshot, his face full of worry.

Roland couldn't help but ask again, "Your Highness Katarina, when I stand with that scarecrow, can you really not tell us apart?"

Katarina gritted her teeth and said, "Of course, I can! Just look at his lecherous eyes!"

Arianna was practically a life-sized version of a Victoria's Secret angel, and not the small-breasted kind, but the kind with heavy fruit on slender branches.

As she bent over, tattooing Straw Roland, her chest faced Straw Roland, and her rear faced the bed.

That peach facing the bed was so perfect, and the eyes of the Straw Roland in front were constantly peeking.

Cough, to be honest, Roland couldn't help but steal a few glances, but not like his doppelganger, whose eyes were about to fall out!

Seeing Straw Roland once again pretending to doze off, wanting to bury his face in her chest, Arianna stood up angrily.

She angrily spoke a string of Elvish, roughly meaning that if he moved randomly again, she would dig out his eyes.

Straw Roland also spoke a string of Elvish, roughly meaning a poem of the elves.

Arianna's face flushed slightly, she warned him once, and continued tattooing.

Roland covered his face and said, "No, this idea is terrible! We can't leave my Little Roland behind, if he runs away, the trouble will be huge!"

Katarina dropped the cigarette butt, and extinguished it skillfully with her high heels, saying, "Then you leave the real doppelganger behind."

Roland rubbed his forehead and said, "Definitely not, the mission depends on this doppelganger. Besides, when I'm not watching, it will secretly dance in the middle of the night."

Katarina said angrily, "Then what nonsense are you talking about? You were chosen because your doppelganger can be so realistic! Of course, the doppelganger has to stay."

At this moment, Straw Roland, who was flirting with Arianna, looked over here and said to Roland helplessly, "I'm really convinced, how many times do I have to explain? We are one person! Alright, alright, this half of me is influenced by the desire debuff, and is indeed a bit bolder. But would I harm myself?"

Roland scolded angrily, "Shut up! Otherwise, I'll destroy you right now!"

After he scolded, he saw that the abstract scarecrow didn't move, but he felt that the scarecrow should be rolling his eyes.

The abstract scarecrow said, "That's not called destruction, that's called retrieving memories."

After a pause, the abstract scarecrow turned its head creakily and looked at Katarina, asking, "Your Highness Katarina, did you also leave a doppelganger on the ship? Or a real body double?"

Roland's heart stirred, the scarecrow asked the question in his heart.

Katarina narrowed her eyes and warned, "Less curiosity."

The abstract scarecrow shook its head slightly, as if 'humphing' in its heart.

Roland could guess what it was thinking now - You still have the nerve to tell me to be less curious? You two sisters are so weird!

Probably both voyeurs!

Roland suddenly covered his eyes, feeling that his whole person was not well. He now felt like he was talking to himself in his heart!

The abstract scarecrow was right, it was himself.

A self in a different dimension!

In a sense, he had 'transmigrated'.

If he were to take back Straw Roland now, he might suddenly find that he was actually sitting there being tattooed by the elven lady, and then chatting with another 'timeline' self (Roland on the bed) for a long time.

This feeling was so tormenting!

It was like a deep mental split.

It wasn't a personality split, because all the selves were one person! It was one personality, one memory!

So this feeling was even more uncomfortable than a personality split.

Originally, Roland had thought about whether to use some high-level materials to make some powerful magic puppets, and then create many, many selves to use against the enemy.

But now he realized that this method had endless troubles!

First of all, this would greatly affect his state of mind, to put it bluntly, it would worsen the condition and cause a loss of sanity.

Secondly, others really couldn't tell which one was him, and if they caused trouble, he would have to take the blame!

Finally, if one ran away, it would definitely cause trouble! Because the Little Rolands were the desires in his heart, and lacked self-control. As they said, they were very bold! They could do anything!

With a crisp snap, Roland suddenly felt a pain on his face. He looked up in astonishment and found that he wasn't the one who was hit. It was Little Roland who was hit!

Just now, the beautiful elven lady Arianna had completed the tattoo work and was standing on the table to the side of the abstract scarecrow, tidying up things. The abstract scarecrow nodded drowsily, and stuck his face on that peach!

That slap almost knocked the abstract scarecrow's head off, its head was slapped into a strange angle, and then it grinned at Katarina.

The corners of Katarina's mouth twitched fiercely.

Roland rubbed his eyes hard, he could now understand Catherine's annoyance with him.

"Hey, my magic power is too low, quickly help me fix my neck."

Roland walked over and repaired the abstract scarecrow's neck. He also checked the tattoo by the way.

This was an elven mark.

With this thing, Arianna would be able to sense the location of the abstract scarecrow at any time, preventing it from escaping.

With the abstract scarecrow's pitiful magic power, there was no way to remove this mark.

Roland believed that if he left a magic spell, then even if the abstract scarecrow's magic power was very low, he could think of a way to remove the magic spell.

Therefore, Arianna helped Roland make an elven mark.

Roland said with some worry, "This scarecrow body looks exactly like me, like a formal wizard. But it's just a 0th-order puppet. Even if I just added a few small magic arrays and magic stones, its ability is very limited, and it will die if it gets hit."

The abstract scarecrow raised his head and said, "That's not called death, that's called unifying the timeline."

Roland said angrily, "Shut up, don't interrupt!"

The abstract scarecrow shook his head and muttered, "Look at our bad temper, no wonder we always argue with our wife. Alas, I have to change my temper, I can't be like this with women."

Roland: "."

Katarina said, "That side is going to negotiate, there won't be any fighting. Besides, it just needs to show its face over there. Even if there is an accident and a fight breaks out later, it won't affect our side."

Roland nodded and felt relieved.

Afterwards, Katarina reminded Roland that Straw Roland didn't have a ring on his hand.

Roland thought for a while, gave him the Wind Prince Ring, and also made a magic ring somewhat similar to the Serpent Ring, changed its appearance and gave it to him.

Well... there's also the storage bag. Some magic stones and commonly used magic tools also have to be given.

After giving everything, Roland became even more worried.

He has so many things in his hand, if he runs to a place where he can't find him... the trouble will be huge.

I know myself best, the abstract scarecrow said, "Don't worry, if there's really a fight over there, how could I run away in the chaos? I'm not going to be a proper Roland, what am I doing as a scarecrow! I'll definitely find death and return as soon as possible!

If there is a fight at that time, I will pick a beauty, and pounce on her... cough, I mean find an important person, and block a move for them, then I can make a good relationship with us! Hehe

On the contrary, it's you, don't fight casually on the road, if you get hit by an instant death move, I will disappear here. Then it will be exposed."

These words really reminded Roland.

He released the connection of the Substitute Curse. Lest his side be hit and the scarecrow body be destroyed.

Afterwards, he spent a little more time leaving a curse on the scarecrow's body. Roland could directly activate this curse within a short distance. If it was too far, holding a ceremony would also be possible.

Because he was not at ease, Roland cut off a small piece of straw from the scarecrow's body. In this way, even if the scarecrow body thought of dispelling the curse, he would have a way to curse his scarecrow body to death, but it would be more troublesome relatively speaking.

After finishing, it was already past one o'clock in the middle of the night.

Katarina was already sitting and lying on the bed meditating - the sleeping posture of the female Bodhisattva.

Arianna was also sitting on the bed dozing off - sitting on the edge of the bed, propping her chin with her hands and nodding constantly.

The abstract scarecrow whispered, "Fellow Daoist, the body double of these two people, could be living people... Aren't you curious who the body double is?"

Roland said in a low voice, "Not curious! Read a few more books for me here, and stop hooking up with women. Our reputation is already smelly enough!"

The abstract scarecrow said speechlessly, "You should be the one paying attention, Catherine's murderous aura has already exploded. That 3P scandal, you pay attention to it... Oh right, look at the parchment, did she receive anything?"

These words reminded Roland again, Roland flipped through it and found that Catherine had really written him some words.

Just two words: Received.

Roland was speechless for a while. What does this mean?

Just a received?

Is she still being temperamental, or what?

Looking at the time, it was now past one o'clock, she was used to starting meditation between one and two o'clock, so he sent back a message, roughly asking her what she had received, and to give him a list. He was worried that the middleman would steal it.

He waited for a long time and didn't get a reply.

'Did she meditate so early today?'

'That's right, she's in seclusion'

Roland shook his head and put away the parchment.

The abstract Scarecrow reminded him again: "Idiot, look at the book, has the Murderous Intent Value decreased?"

Roland flipped through the book and found that the Murderous Intent Value had actually decreased by more than two hundred!

Now, there's only 100 Murderous Intent Value left!

He was stunned for a long time.

Although this 100 Murderous Intent Value is also full, it's not exploding!

Just these few small gifts, are they so useful?

He didn't even explain anything, and these past two days he even went on a business trip with a beautiful witch with many lovers, and the things were sent over by this witch's people.

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How could the Murderous Intent Value decrease so much?

It seems that a little misunderstanding has been resolved.

Roland thought for a long time but couldn't figure out the reason.

He found that the abstract Scarecrow was already sitting on the stall meditating. Roland looked at the time and woke up the female boss and the elf lady.

Afterward, the three directly opened the window and flew away.

There is a barrier around the airship, so the wind won't be too strong when the window is opened.

In addition, Katarina brought a talisman to pass through the barrier, and she also told Roland the spell to pass through the barrier, so after the three flew out, they directly passed through the barrier and went in another direction.

After the three left his sister, Roland sat in meditation in the same spot.

Half an hour later, a figure inexplicably appeared in the cabin.

This figure was Roland's clone, so it could instantly appear here.

The clone observed the scarecrow Roland for a while, then disappeared in place.

As a result, after another ten minutes, this figure inexplicably appeared in the cabin again, and after finding that the scarecrow Roland was not moving, it finally felt relieved and disappeared.

A moment later, the scarecrow Roland, who was meditating, suddenly jumped up from the spot.

He glanced at the clock on the wall. The time was now half past two.

He couldn't help but curse: "You're a lunatic! Why are you even defending against yourself? Roland, Roland, don't you understand yourself? Why are you defending against yourself so much!"

After saying that, he came to the bedside.

"Hahaha! The little beauty and the big beauty were just lying and sitting here, right? Then the place where they sat should still be warm."

This lowly dog thing!

Unexpectedly, he's still a pervert!

He wants to kiss the place where their butts sat!

As a result, after searching around on the bed, the abstract Scarecrow was not well.

Roland took all the blankets and pillows away!

As expected, he understands himself best.

He was worried that this dog thing would do strange things and then bring back the memories, disgusting himself. So, before leaving, he cleaned the room spotlessly!

He didn't even leave him a single strand of hair.

The abstract Scarecrow covered his heart, almost suffocating with anger.

"Roland, Roland, do you have to make things difficult for yourself!"

He suddenly thought of something, crawled under the bed, searched for a while in the deepest corner, and soon he happily picked up something—a cigarette butt.

Katarina had just smoked several cigarettes in the room.

After she threw away the cigarette butts, the abstract Scarecrow used telekinesis to put one of the cigarette butts under the bed and hid it in the innermost part.

"Hahahaha!"

The abstract Scarecrow hurriedly put it in his mouth, lit the cigarette butt, and took a few puffs with relish. He felt comfortable all over.

If Roland saw it, he would definitely suffocate and die of anger.

A moment later, the abstract Scarecrow showed a strange expression, picked up the cigarette butt and looked at it carefully, and found that something was wrong.

This cigarette doesn't seem to have been actually smoked.

Katarina had been pretending to smoke all along.

There was indeed her lipstick mark on it, but she didn't actually inhale.

She was pretending to be a smoking woman.

The abstract Scarecrow narrowed his eyes slightly: "Sure enough, I felt something was wrong. This woman is too good at acting!"

"That guy, could she be a spy from the Twilight Council?"

"A spy movie gone wrong!"

"I have to tell myself about this quickly!"

"No, no, don't worry. Let's confirm the situation first before dying back. There must be key information in Katarina's room!"

The abstract Scarecrow pondered for a moment, tidied up the messy straw on his body, and then went to Katarina's room.

As expected, there were no female officials guarding outside the door!

The magic lock above has also been removed.

'Sure enough, they are going to change people today! So, the female officials have all been driven away. Removing the magic lock means that the newcomers are living people, not their clones!'

After entering the door, the Scarecrow began to rummage through boxes and cabinets.

Ariana is Katarina's personal guard. The two rooms are connected. Ariana lives on the outer side, separated from Her Highness's room by a half wall.

After searching, he found that there was nothing in the two rooms. Everything had been taken away.

Not even a single strand of hair.

Even the carpet she stepped on was taken away!

The Scarecrow muttered, stroking his chin: 'The fact that there is nothing left in the room means that she is afraid that others will curse her. She even guards against her own female officials. This guy is too cautious.'

'But why didn't she clean up her hair when she left my room? Instead, I cleaned the room myself?'

'Does Katarina trust me especially?'

The Scarecrow showed an extremely strange expression.

At this moment, the door suddenly opened.

The Scarecrow was shocked and thought to himself: 'Damn it! Princess Katarina's substitute is here! Only she can be here at this time!'

This time, he was caught red-handed!

It's okay.

The bad thing was done by the straw Roland, not me, hehe!'

That being said, he tidied up the messy straw on his body and planned to see if he could get away with it.

A tall and a short person walked in from outside the door. Their storage bags were bulging around their waists, and they were also carrying small suitcases.

It was Katarina and a tall female elf.

After seeing the faces of these two people, the straw Roland was slightly stunned.

This Princess Katarina and Ariana don't look like those two people!

Roland had a vague feeling that these two were the real people!