I, the wizard, the foolish Buddha
#207 - Death is inevitable, bad guy
After shopping around, Big Sister Catalina bought a lot of garlic and a pile of spices, and also had Roland buy some fresh meat, vegetables, cheese, and freshly baked bread, etc.
Roland specifically selected some 'Kram', which is very durable, but tastes salty.
This stuff is dry food, and it tastes so-so, but it's high-end dry food, or rather, noble dry food that only knights and lords can afford.
Its ingredients are not coarse bread made of barley, oats, or rye, but delicate biscuits that only decent people can eat.
Sometimes, people add some milk and honey to improve the taste.
Therefore, the ones Roland bought did not have these things added, and are very durable. Similar to compressed biscuits or large rye bread, they can be eaten even after a long time. Moreover, it has one advantage: the taste will not be so hard even after being stored for a long time.
After buying everything, the group returned to the manor.
To be honest, after advancing to an official wizard, Roland hadn't walked such a long distance in a long time. He would fly whenever he could.
But flying is forbidden in this town.
He picked up a small compass and took a look. From the time he came to the forest outside the town to entering the manor, visiting and working in the manor, and then walking through the streets and alleys of the town.
He must have walked hundreds of thousands of steps.
'I actually feel a slight soreness in my legs. It seems that I have been a little lax in my physical training. Now that I have a new swordsmanship training method, I should practice those few moves every day.'
While pondering, the three had already entered the manor castle and arrived at the large suite.
As soon as she entered the room, Miss Ariana took off her leather boots and sat on the carpet in front of the window, curiously watching the noble ladies walking their dogs and strolling around the manor. Those humans were very interesting, dressed beautifully, and the scenery was also very beautiful.
Big Sister Catalina threw herself into the soft sofa and rubbed her calves. She looked at her younger sister resting in front of the window, and then looked at Roland, who was standing in front of the fireplace, admiring the oil painting with his hands behind his back. Another mischievous thought arose in her mind.
"You, come here."
Roland knew that nothing good would come of it as soon as he heard it, but he still walked over respectfully and gave a very gentlemanly bow: "Your Highness Catalina, what are your orders?"
Her Highness Catalina said that Roland had done a good job today and wanted to give him a small reward - a foot massage.
Wasn't this scene so familiar?
Back then, Roland had placed a table full of magic stones in the conference hall of the Twin Towers, asking his senior sister to massage his legs.
Today, Big Sister Catalina also made this request.
Looking at Her Highness Catalina's wanton teasing gaze, Roland was furious.
If it were his wife, it would be a benefit! It would be playing around.
But now it's different. This is a stranger who has kidnapped him!
She was using him as a servant, swindling his money, and now she wanted him to massage her feet!
It was simply an insult!
Roland even wanted to fight this stinky woman and then run away.
After all, no matter how he looked at it, the danger level of this mission had soared by a factor of two.
If Catalina was a double agent, then going with her would mean having to guard against both the enemy and his teammate. It would be like walking a tightrope.
Moreover, he would be constantly humiliated by her along the way.
'Prison Seed, Prison Seed Roland, ah, Roland, that Bloodless Fortress must be full of Prison Seeds. Although it's dangerous, if I miss this opportunity, it will be difficult to find such a thing again.'
'If I leave, no one will know what Catalina will do. If she tricks the Black Abyss again after she goes back, we'll all be finished.'
Although Roland couldn't beat these two, he was confident that he could run away from under their noses.
Even if he went to the Bloodless Fortress, he was confident that he could run away from under everyone's noses.
Although long-distance running was not Roland's strength, nor was escaping.
But after learning about the 'Doppelganger Spell' and 'Little Roland', Roland knew that he had an unparalleled advantage in games such as 'hide-and-seek' and 'tag'.
Last night was an example. He was clearly hiding next to the two of them, but they treated the scarecrow as a real person.
With the scarecrow clone as cover, he had great confidence that he could wander around the Bloodless Fortress from the inside out and then escape.
Roland thought to himself, "Forget it, I'll just treat it as if I've returned to Valeria and am serving the adventurers."
He said, "I am willing to serve you."
Today, Her Highness Catalina was wearing a snow-white long dress, shallow women's shoes, and simple long stockings.
It must be admitted that this princess, who looked seven-tenths like Catherine, was five centimeters taller than her, and looked twenty-six or twenty-seven years old, was a high-end version of Catherine.
As a 'mature woman', 20-year-old Catherine looked a little green and did not have the beauty of a truly mature older sister.
Although she was tall, she looked a little petite in front of Roland, and her feet were only slightly larger than Roland's large palms.
Roland started working very simply, but when his warm hands touched her, she regretted it a little.
But after a few minutes, her legs and feet couldn't help but tighten slightly under Roland's kneading.
Roland simply gave Her Highness Catalina a full set of services.
Her Highness Catalina was very reluctant in her heart.
She originally wanted to tease Roland, but this kid touched too many places!
She didn't know who was taking advantage of whom.
She wanted to end it several times but couldn't save face, until Roland kneaded the positions behind her shoulders and neck, Miss Catalina was completely immersed in the sofa.
It was too comfortable.
Roland endured the humiliation and completed the task perfectly. But when he came to Big Sister Catalina again, he found that there was some murderous intent in Catalina's eyes.
Roland thought to himself, 'That's strange. Is my technique rusty?'
"Go cook, I want to rest for a while."
A flash of anger flashed in Roland's eyes. What do you take me for?
A cook?
I'm going to poison you tonight!
Roland bowed slightly and was about to leave, but he was called back again.
Catalina looked at Roland and asked, "It is said outside that you have had many lovers behind my sister's back. How many women have you massaged?"
Roland rolled his eyes fiercely and said, "Your Highness, I am a sword-bearing attendant. If knights don't massage their muscles after training, it will affect their training.
For you, this is just an ordinary massage.
But for me, this is my professional skill.
By the way, I know a lot of things. From the age of eight, I have been hanging out in castles, training grounds, and mercenary taverns.
Even the most stingy old lady will reward me with two copper coins."
Catalina threw out three copper coins with a smile. She was throwing them on the ground, but Roland quickly hooked them with his hand and they fell into his hand.
He blew on it, listened to it next to his ear, as if to confirm that it was real money.
Then, Roland said, "This doesn't count. You still owe me 1362 magic stones, 658 gold, 267 silver, and 96 copper."
Catalina raised her eyebrows and asked, "What, do you mean that you are going to settle the accounts with me when we get to Bloodless Fortress?"
Roland said very respectfully, "Your Highness, I remember the accounts that should be settled clearly. When it's time to settle them, I will naturally settle them."
After speaking, Roland turned around and left.
This conversation was full of gunpowder.
But Catalina, who was originally a little angry, had a much softer look in her eyes.
The manor's kitchen was in the semi-basement. When Roland arrived here, the butler and servants were chatting about things at a long table nearby.
They were all trivial matters in the castle, but of course, they were all major events for them.
Learning that the guest was going to cook himself, the butler and servants looked very embarrassed, thinking that the hospitality was not good enough.
Roland said, "You don't understand the cuisine of wizards. My mistress is a little picky, and I am good at potionology and cooking. You can all rest."
They originally thought that this master didn't trust the food here, but when everyone discovered that Roland was directing the cooks to cook, they breathed a sigh of relief.
Roland estimated that Ariana's satiety level was a bit high, so he had to make enough for ten people, so he couldn't handle it alone.
Soon, the servants carried the dishes and followed Roland into the room.
When the dishes were brought to the table one by one, Catalina showed a strange expression.
This time, Roland used genuine Black Abyss and White Chess recipes, without adding any messy things.
He didn't plan to poison her and then run away.
Miss Ariana didn't have so many twists and turns in her heart, and she ate very happily.
She was very elegant and refined when she ate, and she ate the amount of ten people!
Roland even suspected that this guy could eat a whole sheep by himself.
Catalina didn't know whether she was guarding against Roland or had something on her mind, so she didn't eat too much. However, she still ate a little of everything.
After the meal, the servants came to clean up the things. Roland originally wanted to go to the manor owner's study to take a look, but he was called over by Catalina.
She said to Roland with a half-smile, "You are so obedient today. Have you completely given up, or are you planning to appease me so you can run away at night?"
Roland said, "My mentor told me that I can completely trust you."
In fact, when the prison cage was just what Roland wanted, he planned to use the clone as the prison cage.
Catalina sneered, "Don't lie. You didn't contact your mentor at all!
You came for the Prison Seed. Even if I tell you to be a prison cage, you will go. You are very brave!
I'm not afraid to tell you that your mentor, and everyone else, didn't understand your clone!
Your clone is different from the clones of normal wizards! Other people's clones are independent, but you are 'All of me are me'!
“If you use an avatar to bear the Seed of Imprisonment, it might affect your main body!”
Saying this, Katarina smiled playfully: “But knowing it now is useless. You can’t escape from my grasp. Your death is certain this time.”
Roland felt increasingly strange.
He thought to himself: “Big Sister is always pretending to hold me hostage, but she’s constantly finding opportunities for me to leave.
Resting here today is to let me leave, strolling around the streets is to create a chance for me to escape like a cicada shedding its skin, cooking is to create an opportunity to drug me so I can escape at night...
Even letting me massage her is deliberately provoking conflict, so I can run away.”
Roland’s doubts reached their peak.
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That night, when Roland was reading the Book of Aleyah, he discovered that his senior's murderous aura had inexplicably dropped to 0.
Just as he was frowning and thinking, he heard Katarina and Catherine talking via crystal ball in the living room outside his door.
They were discussing the matter of Klesha Fortress. Catherine didn't seem to know that Katarina was a double agent, and revealed the White Chess side's plan to Big Sister.
Afterward, Roland tried to communicate with his senior, but found that there was magical interference.
Subsequently, he discovered that his room had been covered by a barrier, like a prison cell. Forcibly destroying the barrier would definitely alert Big Sister.
However, this barrier couldn't stop 'Leona', which meant it couldn't stop the Coral Sword. Roland could escape with the Coral Sword in hand.
At two o'clock in the morning that night, a figure holding a sword inexplicably appeared outside the barrier, then silently flew towards the east of the town, towards the territory of the White Chess Council.
Some time later, west of the town, at the fork in the road leading to Klesha Fortress.
Two figures descended from the sky, landing at the fork in the road.
These two figures were actually Katarina and Ariana.
It seemed that after Roland fled towards the White Chess Council's territory, not only did they not chase after him, but after he flew far away, they set off towards Klesha Fortress.
Katarina was looking at a map, and Ariana was still yawning.
The elf lady was extremely sleepy. Seeing a large rock by the roadside, she walked over to sit on it.
As a result, just as she was about to sit down, she felt a hand push her butt, pushing her away.
The elf lady looked back in surprise, only to find that someone was already sitting on the large rock.
This person looked like a mercenary. A standard mercenary outfit.
The elf lady felt that he looked very familiar, but couldn't recognize who he was.
Katarina also felt that he looked familiar, but couldn't remember who he was for a moment.
The mercenary smiled and looked at the two of them, reached out and took out a mirror, and said to the mirror: "Roland Aleyah is here, not there."
The two of them suddenly shrank their pupils, and suddenly realized that the one sitting on the big rock was Roland.
He had changed into a mercenary's outfit and was carrying nothing on him. He wasn't wearing a mage robe, carrying a dimensional bag, or wearing a ring.
He had changed all the items on his body. He only carried the Thunderfire Magic Blade and the Saint Servant Sword Sheath.
It turned out that Roland had placed his full name on the Divine Bird Avatar and given himself a mercenary name. So using any magic to locate him could only locate the Divine Bird.
He was worried that Katarina had left a mark on his equipment to locate him—this would take some effort.
Therefore, Roland dared to bring his equipment. However, he didn't take a storage bag, so he only brought a sword, a sword sheath, and a silver pocket watch.
Roland looked at the two of them with a smile that was not a smile: “Why didn’t you catch me, but instead went towards Klesha Fortress after I left? What, are you afraid that I would suddenly regret it halfway and return to the manor to find you?”
Katarina smiled: “Lord Roland, you are too much of a hindrance. I don’t want to bring you.”
Roland said: “What if I insist on following?”
Katarina narrowed her eyes slightly.
Roland said: “Be honest, Katarina. Who exactly are you?”
No one knew what Roland's words had provoked Big Sister, but her face immediately turned a few degrees colder.
Roland felt that this guy was a bit inexplicable.
Katarina suppressed her anger and said: “Roland, I owe Catherine a favor. So I want to spare your life.
I have clearly told you. You are not suitable for the Klesha Fortress operation.
But since you want to go and die, I will take you there.
Before dark, let's meet at the Heraaka Church ahead, I'll let you see something.”
Saying this, Katarina disappeared on the spot.
—Shadowless.
Roland knew that she should have gone to the next location first.
He thought for a moment on the spot, then looked at Ariana.
He gave the elf lady a slight salute, wanting to say something, but saw her suddenly draw her sword and slash over.
Roland's pupils shrank suddenly, and he raised his sword to block.
With a bang, a spark appeared on the long sword.
It was Ariana. She spoke a passage of Elvish, the general meaning being that you are a terrible guy, if you lose, I will hang you up, take off your pants and spank your butt!
It seemed that the elf lady was very unconvinced. And Roland's attitude towards Katarina just now also made her very unhappy.
Now that Katarina finally had something to do and had to leave first, she finally waited for the opportunity to be alone and planned to teach Roland a good lesson.
Roland was so angry that his eyes turned black. The two of them had no grudges, but she kept staring at him all day long. And regardless of the occasion, like a madman!
Swish swish swish... The two figures flickered continuously, entangled together.
The evasion skills of these two people seemed to be maxed out.
Ariana's movements were still a bit strange now, but as the fight progressed, her actions became more and more smooth.
She had full confidence in defeating him within five moves, but this rogue suddenly started using magic!
Ariana's magic resistance seemed to be maxed out, but those shadow magics had a certain effect on her!
After a few weakening spells of the shadow system were cast on her, the effectiveness of the shadow magic on her became higher and higher.
At the eighth move, Ariana didn't dare to resist the man's magic anymore and dodged a sinister spell. But then, a piece of Saint Fire Servant figures appeared from all directions around her.
Ariana revealed a flaw in the process of dealing with it, and then the kid used that trick again—he grabbed the sword hilt with one hand and the sword blade with the other, using a classic knight technique, trying to disarm and kick her down again.
The same trick was ineffective against Ariana. This time she didn't retreat, but instead pounced forward, seeing that she was about to press the guy to the ground, and a look of ecstasy appeared on Ariana's face.
She was going to tie this guy up, take off his pants, and spank his butt!
Just then, Ariana was suddenly inexplicably tied up by a rope, and then seventeen or eighteen bone hands grabbed her hands and feet, and lifted her upside down into the air.
How is that possible?!
The kid was just in the gap of making a move, and didn't have time to continuously perform the next move, and where did this rope artifact come from?
At this time, Ariana suddenly discovered that there was another Roland behind her.
He was holding the other end of the rope in one hand and a Heraaka magic ring in the other. That smiling look was like walking a dog!
It turned out that Roland had already summoned the avatar a long time ago, but he had been hiding it all the time. At a critical moment, the sneaky avatar launched a sneak attack and caught Ariana.
It just happened to be the tenth move.
Ariana couldn't exert her strength in the late stage of the first level, and a martial artist was weaker when facing a wizard. As a result, Roland used magic again, and also 2V1 with the avatar. And he also used an artifact to sneak attack!
She was careless, so it would be strange if she didn't suffer a loss.
Ariana angrily cursed out a passage of Elvish. The general meaning was that you are despicable and shameless, you can't beat me at all without magic.
Roland laughed loudly and also spoke a passage of Elvish, the general meaning being that my magic is powerful, my body is also powerful, I am stronger than you.
Ariana's eyes suddenly became hot, and she spoke a passage of Elvish.
The general meaning is that I like your smell, and you have also won me, now I am your trophy. You are very strong, our children will also be very strong, I am willing to go with you.
Roland scratched his ears, wondering if he had misheard.
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