I, the wizard, the foolish Buddha

Roland looked at the map and found that it was a hunter's cabin thirty kilometers away.

He summoned Foxfire.

Foxfire was already ten years old this year, in the golden age of a warhorse.

During those days in Straw Town, the large open space near the tower was its paddock, and it frolicked everywhere.

Fortunately, the Good Spirits had been taking care of it, often reminding Roland to go for a ride. Otherwise, eight years of free-range raising would have turned it into a wild horse.

When the Good Spirits were at the tower, they studied potion-making every day, and Roland had many kinds of potions on hand. He didn't know what the Spirits usually fed it, but it was obviously taller and stronger than before, and there was a faint magical fluctuation on its body.

Roland didn't know if it was a beast or a magical beast now.

Foxfire was already very tall, and now its shoulder height was taller than Roland's.

Roland raised his hand and gestured, estimating that its shoulder height should have reached 2.2 meters, almost taller than the great beauty, Elena.

"Foxfire, you're not a little mare anymore. You've grown so tall, I don't even know how to find you a partner."

Foxfire snorted.

Patting his beloved treasure, Roland's eyes were burning. He didn't even put a saddle on Foxfire. He stuffed something in its mouth to prevent it from being greedy along the way and not walking properly, then he jumped on the horse.

Foxfire was now full of wildness, but it was very intelligent. It was used to being wild, but it listened to Roland very well.

Along the way, Roland sped away like a red fire cutting through the night forest, alarming many beasts.

Its weight was obviously terrifying, like a car, but in this forest, it was like walking on flat ground, leaping over tall thickets.

Roland estimated that even if he didn't use magic and put on a suit of heavy armor, its movements wouldn't be greatly affected.

At this moment, a group of wild boars startled out of the bushes ahead.

The naughty Foxfire directly chased after them.

Seeing this tall, ferocious beast galloping towards them, the wild boar group was filled with fear and anger, and they drove out the weakest wild boar.

Seeing the ferocious beast behind him about to trample over him, the weak wild boar actually rolled on the ground in a frantic escape, letting out a miserable cry.

Foxfire directly passed over it and charged towards the largest wild boar leader.

At this moment, the wild boar group was completely enraged, and several of the largest wild boars turned their bodies fiercely and charged over menacingly.

Just then, a vine flew from mid-air and tied up the five or six wild boars of all sizes tightly.

"Hahaha, we'll have wine and meat tonight!"

This whole family, neatly and tidily, was collected into Roland's bag.

In just over ten minutes, Foxfire ran to the vicinity of the deep forest cabin.

Big Cousin Katarina and Elena hadn't arrived yet.

Roland released Foxfire and let it graze beside the house.

"This cabin has been abandoned, it needs to be repaired properly."

The roof of the forest cabin had collapsed, so Roland summoned the Good Spirits to help repair it. Then, he piled up a large fire pit at the door, preparing to deal with the wild boars.

The efficiency of the seven high-level apprentices was extremely high. Roland had just finished dealing with a few wild boars when they had almost finished their work.

Going inside, the cabin was a bit old, but it could still provide shelter from the wind and rain. And there was a fireplace, which was very good.

The room was a bit empty, and the ground was a bit damp, making it uncomfortable to spend the night. Roland handed the dimensional bag to them, asking them to decorate it a bit. The furniture from the tower in Straw Town was all in the dimensional bag, and the Good Spirits were more skilled than Roland at arranging rooms.

Returning to the fire pit, Roland specially roasted an extra large wild boar, a half-grown wild boar, and two small piglets.

Although wild boar meat tasted a bit gamey and was tough, Roland couldn't help but swallow when the rich, fatty oil flowed into the bonfire.

He let the meat roast first, then went into the house to take a look.

The room was decorated very nicely, just some simple furniture, but it looked much more comfortable.

Even the fire in the fireplace had been lit.

It seemed that he could have a good night's rest tonight. The only problem was that Roland only had one bed in his pocket—but it was quite large and soft.

The Good Spirit ladies seemed to know that Roland would definitely sleep on the ground tonight, so they spread his huge bear skin in front of the fireplace.

"Alas, am I really going to become a male servant? However, Big Cousin has given me so many benefits, serving her a bit is fine."

"Hmm, where will Elena sleep tonight? Oh right, Katarina has furniture over there."

Placing the Good Spirits back into the church inside the ring, Roland walked out of the cabin.

After thinking for a while, he took out some potions, so that the roasted pork would be delicious and juicy, not gamey or tough.

After giving the roasted pork some magic and hard work, the aroma immediately rose.

Roland couldn't help but feel his appetite, so he took out a barrel of wine and planned to try it.

At this moment, the Book of Alleih, hidden in his wide belt, suddenly shook. Roland curiously flipped through it and found that he had once again arrived at a crossroads of fate.

【You vaguely feel that something is going to happen tonight.】

【You decide】

【A. Go with the flow: "It's quite delicious, isn't it?"】

【Completion Reward: Drunken Beauty * 1; Fake it till you make it * 1; "Your Highness, don't do this!" * 1; "Damn it, since it's already like this... Forget it, I've wanted to kiss here for a long time!" * 7; Joy and Tears * 7; "Senior, please defend me!" * 1; Clone - 1; Mysterious Containment Probability + 10%;】

【B. Moderation and Self-Discipline: "Wine will affect thinking, let's drink clean water instead."】

【Completion Reward: The more perfect Hera goddess's 6+6+6; "Hahaha! Big tree! Indeed standing on a big tree, no, blood vessel, it's a blood vessel!" * 1; Gotta court death * 1; Terminal illness * 1; Mysterious Containment Probability + 10%;】

Looking at the predictions in the book, Roland's face was extremely strange.

"What kind of ghost predictions are these?"

Roland said that he couldn't understand it.

However, according to the nature of those past predictions, these contents were not necessarily related to each other.

Joy and Tears, etc., are likely to happen tonight.

But Clone - 1, his clone uses the 'Rainbow Amber Gem', which is mysterious. It's not that easy to kill.

In addition, Leona is possessed on his clone, appearing and disappearing unpredictably, impossible to catch.

Unless he cooperates, Senior doesn't have the ability to destroy his clone.

Therefore, the destruction of the clone can only be related to Bloodwood Fortress.

As for B 'Reward', it seems that most of them are related to Bloodwood Fortress.

But in any case, these two predictions are both bad omens. Although the 'Mysterious Containment Increase' is good, the negative rewards are too great.

Basically, choosing it is useless.

Either the clone is finished, or he has a terminal illness.

It seems that this trip is extremely difficult.

The mystery in Bloodwood Fortress is probably extraordinary.

If he insists on going to 'cut down the tree', he will probably be finished. But if he just turns around and leaves, Roland is really unwilling.

Sighing, Roland thought to himself: 'In any case, let's put the wine away first.'

This B definitely needs to be careful, and this A definitely can't be chosen.

In any case, it's definitely right not to drink wine today.

Roland honestly put the wine away first.

Before long, there were two figures in the distance, it seemed that Katarina and Elena had also arrived.

Elena was holding some wild fruits and mushrooms, and Katarina's hair was wet.

No wonder it took so long, she went to take a bath.

'The smell over at the cemetery is indeed very strong, and then I roasted humans before, just a little bit of smell, Big Cousin is too pretentious.'

After Elena walked over, she looked at Foxfire grazing not far away, and her eyes lit up with little stars.

After seeing what was roasting in the fire pit, little stars also appeared in her eyes.

After hesitating for half a second, she sat on the tree stump and decided to play after eating.

Katarina also sat on the tree stump. She didn't really like eating meat very much, but Roland seemed to have a very novel way of eating—cabbage-wrapped meat.

Roland prepared a lot of vegetables, which could be packed in cabbage, all kinds of vegetables plus mashed potatoes and a moderate amount of meat. Looking at those colorful vegetables, mushrooms, and meat wrapped in the cabbage in her hand, Katarina's index finger moved.

"What do you call this?" she asked curiously.

Roland said: "Valerian Cabbage Wrap,"

She was surprised to find that this kid was quite careful. After eating together last time, he knew her taste. No wonder there were so many scandals.

She actually thought too much.

Roland did take care of the tastes of the two ladies during dinner, but this was just a matter of convenience.

Besides, Big Cousin is a very good person. Although she likes to play pranks, this cold-hearted person is very considerate of Roland.

She would think about Roland, and Roland would naturally think about her.

It was just a dinner, as a man, he couldn't consider his own taste. He would make a meal of all meat.

"Alright, little brother, take out your wine."

Katarina and Elena were about to die of thirst. They knew that Roland had packed a lot of wine.

Wine... isn't it just water, the cleanest water.

Roland took out three bags of water.

Looking at the three bags of water, Katarina frowned: "Why are you so stingy?"

Roland said: "My lord, it's not that I'm stingy, it's that I found some problems with the wine in the church."

Katarina looked suspicious, she stretched out her hand and said: "Which barrel has a problem, let me see."

Roland didn't say a word.

Katarina rolled her eyes fiercely.

From the moment Roland took out that ledger and showed it to her, she realized just how stingy this kid was – he counted every single copper!

She was a little annoyed, but didn't want to haggle with Roland over such a small matter, so she took out her own water skin.

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Evelyn had been silent the whole time, slowly eating an entire wild boar. This was because she was playing around and not eating properly!

Watching her elegant movements and that cherry 'small' mouth that could fit a pig's trotter, Roland felt a chill.

The elven lady was very beautiful, her heart was pure, and she was innocent and naive. But her sentence, 'If you lose, I'll eat you,' must also be true.

Evelyn ate the wild boar as if she were eating roast duck, and then went to play with the foxfire.

At this time, Roland and Katarina had only eaten half of their portions.

With only the two of them left, the atmosphere became somewhat awkward.

Katarina looked like she didn't want to pay attention to Roland, and was eating by herself.

Roland didn't want to say much either, just wanting to finish dinner as soon as possible.

In the firelight, Roland noticed that Katarina's face was slightly flushed. He couldn't help but be slightly stunned, then a thunderous boom went off in his head.

He looked at the water skin in Katarina's hand, grabbed it, and took a small sip.

Afterward, both Roland and Katarina's faces became very unsightly.

Katarina's face was unsightly, naturally because of Roland's actions just now.

Roland's face was unsightly because the water skin was also filled with wine.

In this vicinity, the largest and cleanest water source was the 'church.' Katarina even knew where the wine cellar was, how could she not go there to get some 'water'?

Looking at the water skin in Roland's hand, the one that had just been mouth-to-mouth with him, Katarina's eyes narrowed slightly.

Roland said with a natural expression, "Katarina, is this wine from the church?"

Katarina's gaze was a little cold, but her face was smiling: "How is it, the church's wine is quite delicious, right?"

【A. Go with the flow: "It's quite delicious, right?"】

Hearing this, Roland's face immediately became very unsightly.

He said, "Your Highness, you can't drink the church's wine randomly. The church's wines are all wizard wines and are easy to get drunk on."

Katarina frowned and said, "So what if I get drunk?"

Roland sighed and said a truth, "I'm worried that you'll get drunk, and I'm also worried that I'll make a mistake."

Katarina was stunned for a long time before she reacted, and her face suddenly turned deep and cold: "Roland, you can certainly try."

Roland shook his head and said, "Your Highness, you've misunderstood. It's impossible for me to do anything to a drunk lady. I'm worried that after you drink too much, you'll do things to me that I don't want you to do."

Katarina was stunned, then laughed in extreme anger: "Roland, ah, Roland, you really think too highly of yourself. Who do you think you are?"

Roland didn't speak, he thought to himself: 'Okay, the conversation has broken down, the atmosphere has completely stiffened, the A destiny line has been broken by me, there's absolutely no way anything will happen between us tonight.'

At this moment, the wine skin in Roland's arms suddenly moved – Katarina was thirsty and wanted to drink 'water'.

Roland was so frightened that he hurriedly pressed down on the wine skin and said, "Your Highness! You can't drink any more today!"

Katarina was about to be driven crazy by this lunatic, she said angrily, "Get out!"

Afterward, the wine skin flew back into her hand.

She gulped down the remaining wine in the skin, and then continued to eat dinner.

Katarina was seems to be quite broad-minded

After eating for a while, she actually took the initiative to chat with Roland, easing the atmosphere from before.

"Roland, I know you have mental problems, and I won't hold it against you.

And your words just now, although very infuriating, a somewhat neurotic guy is much more lovable than a disgusting pervert.

After all, besides being a little neurotic, you have many advantages. For example, today's dishes are quite good. These past few days, I've deliberately made things difficult for you, but your temperament is very good. Huh? Where's the wine?"

At first, Roland was quite puzzled, puzzled as to why she suddenly opened the floodgates of conversation. It sounded quite abrupt.

But he was quite touched, after all, his words just now would seem very insane to others. Moreover, he had deliberately said them in a very unpleasant way.

But when he raised his head and noticed that Katarina's face was particularly red, and also found that her face was extraordinarily radiant, and she was still looking for wine, he was completely dumbfounded.

Crap!

She drank too much!

She's even starting to slur her words!

Roland's face immediately became very unsightly.

Pig teammate! I already said the church's wine has problems, it's wizard wine, you'll get drunk as soon as you drink it. You just had to drink it!

After drinking too much, you're still going to force yourself on me!

To be honest, Roland felt quite incredulous, after all, they hadn't known each other for long. Why would she do such outrageous things after drinking too much?

But the prophecy was written there!

It's over, it's all over!

With a bang, Roland angrily took out a bottle of brandy. He said, "Thank you for your understanding, it was indeed my fault just now – come, Sister Katarina, I'll toast you a cup!"

Looking at that bottle of fine brandy, Katarina's eyes couldn't help but light up.

The two clinked glasses, and Roland smacked his lips a few times, his face becoming somewhat subtle.

He thought to himself: 'Why does it taste like it's been diluted? There's almost no taste of alcohol at all, instead, there's a bitter taste. It's like 'tree sap'.'

Katarina smiled and said, "How is it, is it your first time drinking wizard wine? If your alcohol tolerance isn't good, drink a little less, they are much sweeter than the wines you drink in Valerian."

Roland's face was a little strange. He originally thought that the wine was diluted with 'tree sap water', and that a small amount of wine was diluted with a large bottle of tree sap water!

The taste of alcohol wasn't even as strong as 'barley fruit juice'!

But Katarina seemed to be treating this wine as a strong liquor.

It seemed that there was something wrong with him, not with the wine.

Katarina was in high spirits, so Roland naturally didn't say anything to spoil the fun. He complimented the bottle of wine along with her.

Next, Roland's mouth was as if it had been stuffed with honey, toasting cup after cup. He had mingled in taverns since he was a child, and he knew all sorts of tricks to please drunkards and persuade people to drink.

Katarina listened extremely comfortably, drinking several more cups.

After a few rounds of drinks, Katarina's gaze became increasingly gentle, and she talked more and more.

The two gradually talked about Katarina's fiancé, who was a great talent and also a great painter.

Well... many wizards do have some strange hobbies. Wizards who are relatively skilled in painting often have a strong insight, and are very accomplished in magic arrays.

Rumor has it outside that Katarina has many lovers, and these past few days she has been constantly teasing Roland, looking all hot and bothered.

But today, after she chatted with Roland while drunk, Roland had a strange feeling – this Katarina was not the real Katarina.

She was deliberately disguising herself, maintaining her persona.

Perhaps it was because she had taken off her mask that Roland suddenly felt that this person wasn't so annoying anymore.

The two actually got along very well.

Katarina seemed to love her fiancé very much, saying that Roland was a bit like him.

Roland didn't dare to talk too much on this topic, because his older sister-figure had a bit too many of them. He felt that the look in his older sister's eyes when she looked at him was becoming more and more strange.

To be honest, Roland also had some strange emotions when he made eye contact with her.

Looking at the woman in front of him who looked so much like his sweetheart, Roland was in a daze.

Too similar.

Roland knew that his strange emotions towards Katarina came from his senior, because he was treating her as his senior.

Katarina didn't seem to want to drink anymore, but Roland exhausted all his means.

In order to get her to drink two more bottles, Roland even chanted a few poems as a toast, listening to which Older Sister Katarina actually propped her chin up, looking at Roland with sparkling eyes.

Finally, after the dinner was over, there were a large pile of empty 'Waters of Forgetfulness (Brandy)' and a small barrel of 'Corrupted Holy Blood (Red Wine)' vintage on the ground.

When Katarina stood up, she was swaying all over.

Roland was extremely shocked. This woman could really drink!

She drank wizard liquor as if she were drinking beer!

She drank a dozen bottles and nothing happened!

It wasn't until Roland and she slowly drank a small barrel of 'Corrupted Holy Blood (Red Wine)' that her alcohol hit her.

If the wine didn't taste so strange to him, ten of him wouldn't be able to beat her!

Roland secretly flipped through the Book of Aleyes, and saw it written on it.

【Drunk Beauty - 1】

【Dead Drunk Beauty + 1】

Roland was overjoyed, the destiny line had finally been disrupted by him!

Something will happen if you drink too much. But if you pour too much down, and you fall asleep as soon as you lie down, then what the hell is going to happen?