I, the wizard, the foolish Buddha

#246 - This is a ridiculous threesome that could even lead to a fight?!

Roland's expression changed several times. The person before him felt very unfamiliar. His intuition told him that this person was neither Catherine nor Anna.

It was Alexandra!

She seemed to recognize him, knew his name was Roland, but that didn't seem like a good thing.

Roland didn't know what she was thinking and didn't dare to interrupt. Lady Alexandra stood up and slowly walked over.

Her tall figure exuded a tremendous pressure. Before she even got close, her shadow in the moonlight covered Roland.

Roland could sense a suppressed, violent aura from her shadow, and a bead of sweat the size of a bean involuntarily ran down his face.

“Haven't you always been very brave?”

Alexandra stared intently at Roland and said, “Turn your head and look at me.”

Your Majesty misunderstands, it's not that Roland doesn't dare to look directly at her, but that she's standing a little too close.

The height difference between the two was already quite significant, and now that they were so close, if Roland were to face her directly and tilt his head up slightly, he could practically breastfeed!

Lady Alexandra's mood was obviously a little irritable, and Roland was afraid that if he tilted his head up like that, he wouldn't be able to resist taking another look... That would be practically courting death!

What he feared came to pass. Roland told himself in his heart, it's come to this, don't look around!

But what happened?

A man's eyeballs are uncontrollable.

Roland quickly retracted his gaze, only to find that his behavior had been caught red-handed.

He quickly took a step back, intending to say the speech he had prepared in his mind—after saying these words, he would definitely be able to escape this calamity today.

But Alexandra spoke first: “Is it pleasing to the eye?”

Roland: “?”

Her Majesty raised her head, puffed out her chest, took a step closer, narrowed her eyes and asked, “Am I more beautiful, or is she more beautiful?”

Roland: “? ? ”

Roland's mind raced, and he thought to himself: “Is she asking if she is more beautiful or Catherine is more beautiful? Why is she asking this suddenly? It's so abrupt? Is she deliberately trying to trick me, to see if I've figured out who she is?”

Roland vaguely felt that it was unreasonable, but in the current situation, he couldn't afford to think too much.

He quickly took a step back, put his hand on his chest, bowed and said, “Lady Catherine, as my fiancée, you are the most beautiful in my heart. I really have no interest in Anna.”

As soon as he said this, Roland saw Alexandra sneer.

Roland's heart suddenly skipped a beat. It's over, she knows I'm deliberately talking nonsense.

Roland pretended not to know who the person in front of him was and continued, “As for what you just said about not recognizing you... Madam, I don't understand what you mean.

When I was in the castle before, I guessed that Anna had your blood in her body and was possessed by you. I then speculated that you might have cultivated some special secret technique, like your sister, that allows you to completely demonize yourself and take over other people's bodies.

This is the only reasonable explanation.

As for why I didn't recognize you just now... I didn't expect you to come with the Bloodless Warlock, so I immediately took you for some hidden master of the Bloodless family.

When you came down before, you were covered in congealed blood, and the sky was very dark. And I didn't dare to look at you too much, so naturally I didn't recognize you.

It's indeed my fault. I should have thought that with your intelligence and methods, it's very possible to turn some of the people who were chasing you into your subordinates.

After all, after I risked my life to help you resolve the crisis, the only way out for the Bloodless Warlocks is to choose to follow you. You can give them too many paths.

You could even say to the King of Thousand Eyes, ‘These people are extremely loyal to you. They were the ones who reported the Countess to me, so I was spared and your plan was not destroyed by the Countess.’ They would be able to survive.

The King of Thousand Eyes might guess that you are secretly cultivating your own power, but in this period, he will turn a blind eye. He might not even care, because he is too powerful.

As long as you are loyal, he is happy to see you grow stronger.

Therefore, you can gather these people who are qualified to follow you and give them shelter.

Therefore, after today, you can clear anyone's name and save them... Except me, because now I don't know how many people hate me.”

Roland first talked nonsense and sophistry, pretending that he didn't recognize Alexandra.

Then he talked about the current situation and shifted the topic.

Finally, he twice emphasized his contributions and hard work—you were able to survive all because of me! If you kill me, you will be devoid of conscience!

Everyone in the world will know how you treat meritorious officials!

“Are you finished?” Alexandra asked.

Roland raised his head in astonishment and found that Alexandra seemed even angrier and more impatient.

He sighed in his heart and completely gave up. He said, “I'm finished, Madam.”

Alexandra suppressed the anger in her heart, nodded and said, “Go back to the house, get in bed, and sleep.”

Roland stood there stunned for a full two seconds!

He thought to himself, “So I passed the test... She's telling me to go back to the house to rest, so she's planning to leave with her people?”

Roland bowed slightly and returned to the shelter.

The originally small shelter now seemed much taller and wider, and there was also a big bed.

This place had changed from a small bathroom-sized area to a slightly cramped but very cozy small bedroom.

It seemed that Lady Alexandra had originally planned to sleep here.

There were still some of her things in the house... Was she not planning to take everything away?

Roland couldn't help but look back at the door in confusion. He saw Lady Alexandra lower her head slightly and walk into the door. Then she closed the door.

The moonlight outside the door disappeared, and the small shelter suddenly became dark. Only the faint light of the fireplace remained.

Looking at the shadow at the door, Roland couldn't figure it out for a long time.

Suddenly, he heard a rustling sound coming from Lady Alexandra's body, followed by the sound of a dress falling to the ground.

Immediately afterwards, Roland was pushed onto the bed.

Roland: “? ? ? ”

With a tear, Roland felt a chill on his leg, followed by a heavy weight on his body...

Roland: “! ! ! ”

“Haa... You dog, you thing!”

Lady Alexandra jumped up and started a jig, gritting her teeth and saying, “You're interested in this too... So you are interested in Anna! You've always wanted to do something to her, haven't you... Ah hahaha, don't lie there motionless!”

Roland was completely dumbfounded.

He suddenly asked, “Who exactly are you?!”

‘Alexandra’ gritted her teeth and said, “What do you think? Do you think I'm Catherine, or Anna?!”

Boom... A thunderbolt flashed through Roland's mind.

Damn it!

There was no Lady Alexandra!

Senior Sister is Alexandra!

Catherine and Alexandra are the same person! Just different names!

She wasn't reincarnated, she was born!

When she just asked herself 'Who is more beautiful, me or her?' she was asking herself if he was interested in a great beauty like Anna!

Her emotions were indeed somewhat influenced by Anna... Anna always wanted to have children with Roland, especially after every fight.

Today, she had just killed a lot of people and escaped death. Therefore, she was very impulsive and her behavior was even more direct and bold.

To put it bluntly, the two of them were already an old married couple, and Senior Sister was now influenced by Anna's direct and proactive personality, so she immediately asked Roland to pay his dues.

Catherine seemed to have an amazing intuition in this state. She actually read his heart from Roland's eyes.

Suddenly, she stopped blankly and asked, “Who have you always thought I was?”

In a flash, Roland understood another thing: the words Senior Sister said in Bloodless Fortress didn't mean 'You know too much, you've discovered my true identity', but an ordinary joke.

But Roland misunderstood and thought it was Alexandra who said it.

But Senior Sister was Alexandra, so how could there be such a thing as suddenly turning into Alexandra and trying to kill him?

Catherine didn't know that Roland had guessed her identity.

After all, when normal people saw her turn into a demon, they should have the thought of 'The Abyss has actually researched Alexandra's Path of Truth, Catherine is taking this path'.

Instead of having the bizarre thought of 'Oh, so she's Alexandra, that's why she turned into a demon'.

If you see her and Anna combine to become a demon, and then associate it with Alexandra, the brain circuit turns a bit too much.

But Roland's brain circuit is different from ordinary people. He had always suspected Catherine's identity, so he immediately thought of Alexandra.

Catherine had always been messing around with Roland with the thought of 'I'm just a little witch, so it's normal to call Roland Sir and be bullied by Roland'.

Now she suddenly realized that Roland seemed to know everything, and she was stunned.

She trembled nervously.

She said, “Roland, who did you think I was... Wait, wait, stop, stop it!”

She was in no mood to play around now, but Roland picked her up.

Roland shouted, “Ah~~ My dear Your Majesty Alexandra, stop pretending... Let me kiss you, I love your shy and indignant look so much!”

Her body was sore and limp, and she struggled with all her might, still trying to argue: “What, what are you doing?! Let, let me go! Put me down!~~”

Roland placed her on the bed and said, word by word, “My dear, I've wanted to take off your mask for a long time!”

She wanted to say something, but Roland covered her mouth, and the words in her mouth all turned into 'Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.'

Gradually, tears streamed from her eyes, unsure whether it was from joy or anger. In any case, her true identity was taken advantage of by Roland.

She wanted to push away her beloved, but despite her immense strength, she couldn't push Roland away no matter how hard she tried.

After a period of absurdity, the two lay on the bed, panting heavily.

The senior sister was the first to catch her breath. She sat up halfway, her eyes blazing with anger, and said, “Roland, you actually treated me as my sister just now? Is this a thought buried deep in your heart?”

She was still trying to argue and attempted to use this as a reason to severely punish her fiancé.

Roland chuckled and said, “Little darling, don't you know what we did in our dreams, in what form and identity? I suspected it very early on... No, I had already guessed it! Stop pretending. All this time, I've known who I was sleeping with!”

Catherine swayed, feeling dizzy.

Suddenly, she felt a pain in her chest. She looked down at Roland and instantly became furious.

“I'll kill you!!”

At first, Roland thought the senior sister was just messing around, but after wrestling for a while, Roland realized that Catherine's eyes were not right.

Suddenly, Roland remembered the 'mental state' Anna had when she went crazy.

She wasn't messing around; it was only because she was sore and limp that he could fight her evenly. But if she was allowed to recover for even a moment, she could beat him to death on the bed.

In that moment of distraction, Roland was bitten on the arm, and blood flowed freely. He struggled, but a piece of flesh was bitten off!

In the midst of the intense pain, Roland realized that Catherine really wanted to tear him apart! He immediately fought back with his life.

With a crash, the hut was smashed to pieces by two figures rolling out.

Roland lay on the back of the great demon, desperately choking her neck with his arms—he was using a chokehold!

Roland knew this was his only chance to win!

But the demon's strength was getting greater and greater. In just a few seconds, Roland felt his arms being pried apart by her hands.

With a bang, the great demon threw Roland out, slamming him heavily against a large tree.

The immense force caused Roland to spit out a mouthful of blood, and he felt dizzy, almost passing out.

Seeing the tall demon slowly walking over, Roland struggled to get up, but she sat down on him, and he couldn't move.

Roland cursed in his heart, 'Damn it! You crazy woman! I'm really going to die on the bed today!'

Knowing that she was very dangerous, Roland insisted on provoking her. Even when faced with death, he didn't bother to criticize his own behavior.

Just then, Roland suddenly noticed something was wrong.

He asked with a face full of question marks, “Catherine, what are you doing?!”

Perhaps hearing her name, Catherine regained some clarity.

She cried out, “Damn Anna, I, I can't control myself, it's her, she's controlling me... She, she wants to have your child, ahhh~~”

Roland was completely stunned.

It turned out that Catherine wasn't just going crazy, but Anna's behavior was like this!

Anna had followed Catherine to kill so many people today and was still in a state of frenzy. So, she influenced Catherine and fought with Roland.

The reason she hadn't used any techniques just now, even resorting to wrestling, was because Anna was controlling her.

She didn't want to kill Roland, but she was too excited!

She wanted to pin Roland down and be on top.

But Roland kept 'resisting', so she became truly angry and threw Roland hard against the tree.

Whether it was fighting with Roland or tearing at him, it was all playing, all because she was too excited.

In short, this was a lion!

She thought she was playing with you, just giving a gentle bite. But even a gentle bite would draw blood!

After a while, she lay exhausted on Roland and then actually spoke a sentence in Elvish. The gist was: It hurts, it's sore, it's numb...

Roland was furious and fiercely began to fight back.

As a result, after a while, Roland heard her cursing him in Common, calling him shameless and despicable—it seemed like the senior sister.

To hell with it! I don't care who you are now!

In the time that followed, the two did many absurd things, sometimes fighting, sometimes being violent, sometimes she gently hugged Roland and cried out, calling him Roland, my lord, and sometimes she asked Roland with a confused look why he was wasting those strong seeds outside.

The two sometimes embraced on the bearskin inside the collapsed shelter, sometimes stood on the grass in the wilderness, and sometimes knelt by the river to imitate the call of swans.

Roland sometimes felt it was the senior sister, sometimes felt it was Anna. It was exceptionally joyful.

Later, in the process of talking with her, Roland suddenly realized something—Anna was the reincarnated senior sister, a part of the soul that the senior sister had once split off!

The senior sister had tried to descend into the world in this way and had chosen the most perfect race—the ancient elves.

But she found that it was no longer herself but a completely independent person.

Roland had always been very confused as to why Anna was an elf but called Catherine 'sister.'

Why Catherine treated Nale like a servant but treated Anna like a younger sister.

The two were connected by 'blood', so the elf would call the human 'sister'!

No wonder Catherine sometimes said that Anna was half of herself. No wonder Catherine could sometimes use Anna's eyes and body!

No one knew about this except Catherine herself!

Even Anna herself didn't know, only intuitively felt that Catherine was her sister.

So much so that she even said to Catherine, 'I'll help you conceive my brother-in-law's child.'

As the senior sister gradually regained consciousness, Roland closed his mouth, pretending not to know.

Catherine became more and more conscious in the latter half, but she didn't know what she had said in her daze.

After it was over, she was held in Roland's arms, staying in the shelter without a roof. They sat together on the bearskin, leaning against the fireplace.

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