I, the wizard, the foolish Buddha
#271 - Daxian, please don't be crazy! I, I am crazy?
In the chaos of his consciousness, Roland constantly shifted perspectives. Within these viewpoints, he desperately suppressed the Red Saintess, attempting to make her behave.
The Red Saintess seemed to be behaving very well; she merely stood there quietly, singing a gentle song, filled with emotions of affection and excitement for him.
Suddenly, Roland noticed that she was repeatedly uttering the same phrase.
At this moment, Roland realized that these perspectives were from the Little Rolands. The Little Rolands had all died in an instant, so their memories were stuck at the moment the Red Saintess began to sing.
【You comprehended! 'Squeak Squeak Creak Creak Anthem' Comprehension +93!】
【You comprehended! Rhythm Comprehension +102!】
【You comprehended! 'Squeak Squeak Creak Creak Anthem' Comprehension +87!】
【You comprehended! Rhythm...】
These two hundred-plus Little Rolands could be said to have died in a state of profound enlightenment from the 'Song of the Shepherdess,' deeply comprehending the song and hearing its most perfect melody in the underlying world.
Now that they were all recovered at once, Roland suddenly had a flash of insight.
Each different perspective he had just seen came from the memory of a Little Roland. And these perspectives changed more than two hundred times before stopping.
—Comfortable, Master? I, we, we are finally together, heh heh heh HAHAHAHAHA
He heard the Red Saintess say these words to him.
Roland was completely dumbfounded.
Young master?
Such a form of address... this should be based on the Red Spirit's memories?
Roland thought this was reasonable.
Moreover, this pervert seemed to always want to be close to him!
However, when he disrupted her soul lock before falling unconscious, he clearly felt that her mind contained the memories and history of another person, and that it had just taken over the dominant position.
He shouldn't have been mistaken; it should have been the memories and history of the Bloodless Baron.
That's right, the Bloodless Saintess was the spokesperson for the Bloodless Baron, and she carried a portion of the Bloodless Baron's memories and history!
When this history and memory took over the dominant position within the Red Saintess's body, the Red Saintess would think she was the Bloodless Baron!
And once she thought she was the Bloodless Baron, the Bloodless Baron might descend!
Roland nervously paid attention to the Red Saintess's every move.
Just then, he was shocked to discover that the surrounding environment was not a church!
This was a beautiful wilderness. He was herding sheep under a strange, large tree, with a clear river nearby.
No... it wasn't him herding sheep; it was a beautiful and delicate woman. He was quietly lying on her back, watching her.
She was dressing herself by the river, changing her clothes.
But Roland couldn't see her face clearly, because she was wearing a red veil—no, it was a red bridal veil!
The clothes she changed into were also red, a set of ancient Chinese red wedding attire!
Was it the Red Spirit?
The Red Bride's hands were constantly busy under the red veil, as if she was putting on makeup, or perhaps washing her face?
This scene was extremely strange, making Roland feel a little uneasy.
But the Red Bride seemed even more frightened than him. Roland could even feel her body trembling.
Roland could understand the Red Spirit's current mood, because he was also a little scared.
The current situation was quite strange; he and the Red Spirit seemed to have been pulled into this strange world by the 'Bloodless Baron.'
He didn't know where this was.
There were only him and her around; for now, they could only rely on each other.
Roland said, "Let's go, let's see how to get back. By the way, what's your name? You should remember your name, right?"
The Red Bride hesitated for a moment and replied in a low voice.
Regarding her name, she said:
“Squeak Squeak Creak Creak Squeak Squeak Creak Creak.”
Roland revealed a strange expression. He asked:
“Are you saying your name is Wendy Shar?”
This name sounded a little familiar.
She seemed to have a surname as well; she said her name and surname together, but her pronunciation was a bit off, and her articulation was not very clear. So Roland didn't hear the surname clearly.
Roland asked, “Can you say your name and surname again?”
The Red Bride repeated, “Squeak Squeak Creak Creak Squeak Squeak Creak Creak.”
Roland listened carefully for a while, and finally revealed a look of realization.
Roland nodded and said, “That's right, your memories are chaotic, and you didn't have a surname to begin with. So it's reasonable to use 'Aleyer Heraca' as your surname.”
Miss Wendy Shar said: “Squeak Squeak Creak Creak Squeak Squeak Creak Creak.”
Roland nodded and said, “Okay, you can use my surname. I am your master, and you are my retainer.”
Miss Wendy Shar said: “Squeak Squeak Creak Creak Squeak Squeak Creak Creak.”
Roland frowned and said, “Impossible, my mother couldn't have arranged this marriage. Besides, our family already has an engagement with Alexandra.”
Miss Wendy Shar said: “Squeak Squeak Creak Creak Squeak Squeak Creak Creak.”
Roland said in astonishment, “My father and my fiancée have different ideas? My fiancée agreed to your conditions and sacrificed me to you, so my father took me and fled to Valeria?
Can you hear what nonsense you're spouting?
The timeline is completely messed up!
Moreover, has Catherine gone mad, doing something like this?
Besides, you're a ghost, and I'm a human; isn't this a ghost marriage?”
Miss Wendy Shar said: “Squeak Creak Squeak Creak.”
Roland said with a strange expression, “You're saying, it is a ghost marriage? For this, you specially prepared a red wedding dress just for ghost marriages that I like, and then found me in the Black Forest ten years ago?
Stop joking around. First of all, you were only born into this world ten years ago, and at that time, you were just a level 3 newly born Banshee.
My fiancée couldn't have had any interaction with you, let alone agree to such conditions for anything.
There are logical contradictions in time, logical contradictions in space, and contradictions in characters!
The logic is completely chaotic. Can you stop being crazy?”
Miss Wendy Shar said: “Squeak Creak.”
Roland smiled and said, “Okay, let's not talk about this. You're right, I gave you a new life, and I'm indeed qualified to be your master, but your expectations of me are a bit too high.”
Roland sighed and said, “I can help you live again, but I don't even have the confidence to step into the second Gate of Truth, so how dare I guarantee to help you ignite the Fire of Truth and wish you to become a normal god in this life?”
Miss Wendy Shar said: “Squeak Creak Squeak Creak Squeak Creak.”
Roland nodded and said, “If you put it that way, it's okay to go wherever we can. Let's see what happens.
This path is indeed a new one, an unprecedented new path, and no one knows where the future lies.
You see it clearly. Since you agreed to follow me considering the possibility of my failure, then from now on, I am your master.
But let's get things straight in advance: I will not agree to such a thing as a ghost marriage.
Also, I didn't force you to do a striptease, nor did I force you to stick to me at zero distance all day long! Your memories are messed up.
—Don't say these things randomly! My fiancée will kill me!”
Roland was extremely stressed; he couldn't reason with this crazy person.
But if she insisted on throwing mud at him and clinging to him, then the trouble would be great.
The Red Saintess was a second-tier Heraca Witch; neither she nor Senior could do anything to each other in a fight, but if he got involved, he would definitely die!
Miss Wendy Shar said: “Squeak Creak Squeak Creak Squeak Creak.”
Roland frowned, suddenly feeling that something was not quite right.
She didn't seem to be talking; it was the sound of chewing something—from beginning to end, she didn't seem to be talking at all; all she was making was the sound of chewing things.
But listening again, it seemed like she was singing. Singing a beautiful and ethereal Song of the Shepherdess.
No... it was the sound of eating!
What was she eating? Why were her hands constantly moving under the red veil?
Roland looked down for a while, and his expression became even stranger. He suddenly lifted her red veil. What followed was a darkness before his eyes, and he fell headfirst into the river in fright.
Under that red veil, there was no human face at all.
It was a spider's face!
Its hands were constantly busy with its chelicerae—it was chewing on a large leech!
【You comprehended! 'Squeak Squeak Creak Creak Anthem' Comprehension +98!】
【You comprehended! Rhythm Comprehension +87!】
【You comprehended! 'Squeak Squeak Creak Creak Anthem' Comprehension +96!】
【You comprehended! Rhythm...】
In a dizzy spell, Roland splashed into the river.
But the bottom of the river was not water, but air.
It was as if he had passed through a flat waterfall. After he fell in, it was as if he had crossed a mirror, instantly going from one end of the river to the other.
Suddenly, Roland found himself lying on a bed in a rest room in the church.
He sat up from the bed and rubbed his face for a long time.
What a bizarre and absurd nightmare.
The memory impact of the Little Rolands and the Red Saintess's singing had impacted his SAN to a negative number. It would be strange not to have nightmares.
Or rather, he just had a nightmare, and that was already quite remarkable.
Roland took out his pocket watch and found that it was already the fifteenth day after boarding the ship!
They started the subjugation of the Red Saintess on the eighth day, and because the Red Saintess was extremely cooperative, they finished it on the ninth day.
So he had been unconscious for nearly a week!
Or rather, he had been crazy for a week!
Roland hurriedly sensed the Red Saintess, and then breathed a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, she had been very quiet these past few days.
The plan that I and the little Rolands had discussed was correct. There were no problems.
Of course, even if she wanted to cause trouble, she couldn't now. Just the 'Original Sin Shackles' alone had crippled her martial arts, not to mention the magic arrays, Amber Nectar, incantations, and so on.
With so many debuffs stacked on her, the power she could unleash was even weaker than Miss Belinda outside! That shout from before was already her limit.
Not to mention there were seven formal-level wizards outside, all very proficient in necromancy, the Heraka priests. Even a few three-headed snake apprentice jailers could keep an eye on her.
Because the Red Saintess had made a mistake a few days ago, violating the punishment policy on the Amber Nectar, she had received a severe punishment.
These punishments seemed to have given her a very profound lesson, so she was quite obedient now.
Roland observed her for a while using the Amber Clone's vision and found that she was actually in the side hall, helping the Seven Sisters clean.
Roland rubbed his chin. To be honest, Roland felt quite surprised by the Red Saintess's shout from before. She actually used the banshee's wail to sing the melody of the Heraka hymn!
This required a very high level of understanding of the Heraka hymn to accomplish.
It seemed that the Red Saintess was very, very proficient in Heraka's theology.
But it was no wonder, she had devoured the Bloodless Saintess, and the Bloodless Saintess had long become the 'Holy Blood Saintess'. Everything about the Bloodless Baron had become Holy Blood Heraka. The Red Saintess would naturally understand Heraka's hymn.
The Red Saintess had Amber Nectar on her body, and Roland could sense her memories and thoughts. After checking, he learned about some of the things that had happened before.
He had been rambling in the church for a long time, saying many strange things—mostly the things from the nightmare before.
The nuns were worried about his condition, gave him a bottle of potion, and then moved him to this bed.
Roland put on his boots, got out of bed, put on his coat, and went downstairs.
The church was very large, with many rooms. After passing through several corridors, Roland returned to the side hall.
The nuns were cleaning up the scarecrows on the ground. They didn't dare to touch the spider webs and magic arrays, waiting for Roland's instructions.
The Red Saintess stood quietly in the center of the candles, motionless. Her body and mind were now controlled and occupied by the Amber Nectar. Unless Roland released the shackles, she couldn't move.
Standing at the door of the church's side hall, Roland looked at the Red Saintess's face, which was covered by long hair, from a distance, with a very strange expression.
He walked over.
Suddenly, Roland felt a strong resistance coming from within the Red Saintess's body. It seemed that the Red Saintess was desperately turning her head, not wanting him to see her face.
This resistance was so intense that she resisted Roland's control and turned her head away.
Roland frowned and walked up to her, reached out and grabbed her chin, raised her face, and pointed it at himself.
After looking at her for a while, Roland showed an extremely horrified expression.
The Red Saintess looked at Roland with resentment and said, "Lord Roland, I didn't expect us to meet again."
The corner of Roland's eye twitched. He nodded and said, "Squeak squeak, crackle crackle."
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Roland was very surprised that the face in front of him was actually Countess Wendy Sharberk of Bloodless Fortress!
However, she was much younger. She had less of that enchanting charm and more of a pure and innocent temperament.
It was as if she had changed from a seductive whore to a pure and inexperienced virgin.
To the point that Roland even suspected that this was not Countess Wendy Sharberk herself!
Indeed, if there wasn't so much hatred in her eyes, Roland would definitely think that this was another person. He would wonder if the person in front of him was not Countess Wendy, but just the Red Spirit using her body template as a reference when reshaping herself.
To Roland's question just now, Miss Wendy answered like this, her tone full of resentment: "It is the Lord, my Lord who gave me a second life!
Therefore, I have returned to the world with a mission of revenge, gained rebirth, and have the opportunity to ignite the fire of truth.
Don't think you can control me, you can't control me, I won't recognize you as my master, I will definitely kill you!"
Roland nodded and said, "Squeak squeak, crackle crackle."
Miss Wendy laughed, a desperate, miserable smile, also a kind of resentment to the extreme: "All my relatives and friends, my entire family were destroyed because of you. The Lord gave me a chance!
I want to eat your flesh, I want to drink your blood, I want to crush your bones! Return what your God has done to my God and my people a thousandfold, ten thousandfold!"
Roland felt her thoughts and confirmed that her words were from the heart, not a disguise.
Roland couldn't help rubbing his temples, feeling a headache.
It seemed that Miss Wendy's 'rebirth' was completely an accident.
Or rather, she was not reborn at all.
The person in front of him was the Red Spirit.
Only with an extra memory of Wendy. So she firmly believed that she was the Countess!
As for why she regarded herself as the Countess, instead of the Bloodless Saintess, who the hell knows what's going on with this lunatic?!
This lunatic... she really is a big lunatic!
'I'm really convinced!'
Roland rubbed his forehead, feeling so tired. But this matter does not affect the next work.
As long as he operates the Amber Nectar and presses her down, she has to do it even if she doesn't want to!
Of course, if he can persuade her, it's best to persuade her. There is a difference between her actively cooperating and him pressing her down.
At this time, Roland found that the Seven Heroic Spirits were all looking at him and Miss Wendy with strange eyes.
Roland ignored those guys. He looked at Miss Wendy in front of him and began to think about the countermeasures of coercion and inducement.
Coercion is very easy to do, he has a hundred ways to make her feel despair and fear.
As for inducement... Miss Wendy has no desire to survive now, he has to find a way to stimulate her desire to survive. He has to give her hope for the future life.
Miss Belinda would be a good breakthrough point, she is the future hope of the Bloodless clan.
The six new Holy Blood Earls are actually also the future of the Bloodless clan, but from the perspective of Countess Wendy, although they are the future, they are also traitors.
But Belinda is different, she is a tragic, loyal, desperate refugee. And she is facing a life-and-death crisis.
The most important thing is that she is from the line of Countess Wendy. Roland determined that Belinda is definitely from the line of Countess Wendy!
Maybe it's the most concerned daughter in her heart, or the best sister.
Roland guessed that it might be a younger sister, because Belinda is also a second-tier wizard.
He believed that Belinda must have a very close relationship with Wendy.
Because even if he revealed his name to her, she was afraid that he would kill her, and did not dare to reveal her identity.
Among the six new earls, there are relatives of Earl Durand, and even Earl Durand's own younger sister, but the relationship is not very good—they cleared their relationship with Earl Durand because they knew they were lost, so Princess Twilight and the King of Thousand Eyes forgave them.
Of course, mainly because Earl Durand was also a victim, and the culprit was the Countess. It was she who colluded with the Bloodless Baron.
Therefore, even though there are these precedents, Belinda still dare not tell her real name. And plan to live with the name Belinda forever.
Roland determined that she must have a very close relationship with Countess Wendy!
In addition, she knows some things, and even participated in some things, so she is afraid of sin and dare not tell her real name.
Think about it, if she told him that she was Wendy's younger sister, and a deputy specially for Wendy to do things outside, would he feel relieved to use her?
If it was before, Roland would definitely not feel relieved to use her. But now he dares. Because 'Wendy' has joined the team, hasn't she?
That's right, the so-called 'Wendy' is not Wendy at all, but a lunatic who regards herself as Wendy!
But as long as the so-called 'Belinda' sees Wendy, she will definitely be devoted, after all, Wendy is still alive, and even joined Baron Black Abyss's team, isn't she?
And the Red Saintess in front of him, who is suffering from an incurable disease and firmly believes that she is Wendy herself, meets 'Belinda'... Hehe, Roland is very much looking forward to the scene when the two meet.
Thinking of this, Roland smiled and said such a sentence: "Squeak squeak, crackle crackle."
Roland really didn't know what Belinda was to Wendy, but it was enough to let her know that he had a most important person, and to let her know that the future of the family was on the ship.
After hearing this, Miss Wendy was stunned for a moment, as if she had thought of someone.
But she sneered and said: "No, impossible, how could Vera also be on the ship?"
Roland smiled and said: "Squeak squeak, crackle crackle."
Miss Wendy was struck by a heavy hammer.
Roland's speculation was correct.
If Baron Sea Fort cooperates with the Twilight Council to concentrate all the traitors on the 'Titania' to wipe them out in one fell swoop, then there is indeed such a possibility.
In this possibility, Saladin is the clone of the King of Thousand Eyes.
And in this possibility, Vera must be on the ship.
Suddenly, she pounced over and grabbed Roland's shoulder: "What are you going to do, you beast, you devil! Enough, it's enough... I've already been enslaved by you, let go, let go of squeak~~ ah~~ (harsh noise of rubbing glass)"
Miss Wendysha completely broke down, her words becoming incoherent as she covered her face and wept bitterly.
Roland looked at the Miss Wendysha before him, inwardly complaining for a good while.
Damn it, she's hopeless!
Her underling isn't Wendysha, yet this lunatic is breaking down here!
What's with all this? Now I have to coax a lunatic every day?
I'm done, I'm truly done!
But no matter what, as long as I can make this lunatic yield!
If a person has only hatred left in their heart, they will seek death wholeheartedly, wishing they could die together with their enemies.
Then even if they are reduced to ashes, even if they can only break off a hair on his head, they would not hesitate!
Under such circumstances, she would never yield.
Therefore, I must give her hope.
Now, the Miss who thinks she is Wendysha has seen a glimmer of hope and has the motivation to live on.
She now has the basic conditions to yield.
Roland planned to add fuel to the fire. He stretched out his hand, and the magic carpet from "The Shepherdess and the Devil" flew over.
Roland said, "Squeak squeak crackle squeak squeak crackle."
Sure enough, upon hearing these words, Wendysha was struck as if by a bolt from the blue!
The entire Bloodless Family sacrificed everything, even kneeling before the evil god. What was it all for? Wasn't it for this magic carpet?
No, the thing they sought was not as perfect as this magic carpet!
But it's not enough to just let her see this thing. Naturally, I have to tell her about Belinda's current situation, and the fact that I can destroy the last of the Bloodless Family's future at any time.
Roland dropped the magic carpet and added another sentence, making her completely understand the situation: "Squeak squeak crackle squeak squeak crackle."
The flames of hatred, the flames of resentment, and the flames of hope burned fiercely in Wendysha's eyes at the same time. She hated this person to death, but he was right, she could only kneel at his feet now.
Temporarily kneel at his feet.
Miss Wendysha had once fallen into a breakdown under a series of blows such as death, rebirth, enslavement, the future of her relatives, the future of her family, and the desperate situation facing her family.
Now, she was completely awake.
She straightened her body seriously, and raised her proud head, just like the once proud peacock.
She suppressed the hatred in her heart and said to Roland, "Squeak crackle squeak crackle squeak crackle squeak crackle."
Roland chuckled—success!
The surrounding nuns were horrified.
What on earth were these two saying?
The Holy Maiden seemed to have been driven mad by a few words from Master Roland!
She also started squeaking and crackling like the Master!
What made the nuns even more horrified was that even though the two lunatics were speaking noise, they could actually understand what they were communicating!
Well, but fortunately, the Master and the Holy Maiden seemed to be gradually returning to normal and starting to speak human language.
Therefore, these people of theirs should be safe.
Many nuns couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
After all, if a person could understand the conversation between these two guys... their sanity would definitely drop a lot.
Now that the two of them seemed to be starting to speak normally, then the sanity of these people would be preserved.
The nun leader, Teresa, saw that the two of them had almost finished talking, so she walked over with a piece of cloth.
Teresa handed the cloth to Master Roland and said, "Squeak squeak crackle."
Roland's eyes moved slightly after hearing this, and he took the cloth to look at it.
There was a line of words written on it.
【Enter the special sea area in five days. The ship will be moored in place. Dagmar will take some people off the ship to explore and will not return for a few days. You can come out in five days.】
This was Roland's own handwriting, obviously thrown in by Little Roland.
Roland pondered for a moment and said to the crowd, "Squeak squeak crackle squeak squeak crackle."
The nuns showed strange expressions. The Master actually planned to practice musical instruments in the ring for another five days.
However, he is the Master, so whatever he says goes.
So, everyone formed a choir in this ring and began to practice musical instruments and hymns.
These guys had completely turned their sanity into a negative number.
Five days later...
Roland and the others put away their musical instruments and discussed it, then changed into a nice set of clothes and dressed themselves up in a solemn manner.
Perfect!
At this time, it was almost dawn. The prisoners were all awake.
Little Roland and Belinda should have already made arrangements outside. It was time for their team to show themselves!
So, the group disguised themselves as a noble and important group 'sent by the King of a Thousand Eyes' and climbed out of the Snake Ring.
Roland was looking forward to the next exchange.
In addition, Roland was also very curious about the conversation between the 'Miss Wendysha' lunatic and Miss Belinda when they met.
I wonder who Belinda's identity really is.
(PS: 7K, no more today)
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