I, the wizard, the foolish Buddha

Just then, the woman suddenly stretched out her finger, and several streaks of black light shot out from her fingertip towards Roland.

Seeing this, Roland was terrified and subconsciously closed his eyes.

—My life is over!

But after waiting for a long time, he found that nothing had happened to him. It turned out that she had only cut the ropes on his hands and feet.

Roland cautiously looked at the woman, and found that her face was still cold, as if she couldn't smile.

But there was no murderous intent in her eyes, and instead, it inexplicably made people feel a little gentle.

The woman said, "Speak, I'm listening."

Roland breathed a sigh of relief.

It seemed that she had deliberately saved him.

Good people really are rewarded!

He had gotten carried away and gotten himself into such a big trouble to save someone.

He thought he was going to die, but a fairy sister descended from the sky and saved his life.

Hmm...she looks about twenty-five or six years old, ten years older than me, so should I call her Fairy Sister or Fairy Aunt?

While his mind was wandering, Roland stood up. He bowed deeply to the fairy sister very respectfully, expressing his gratitude.

But the woman seemed a little angry. Her face turned colder, and she said, "Don't think this is enough. I need a reason!"

A reason? What reason?

Roland was stunned for a moment, and said, "It's like this, Madam, they are a slave-catching gang. I didn't want to interfere, but those two shepherdesses were too pitiful."

Roland began to explain the cause and effect.

The more the woman listened, the angrier she became.

That's not what she was asking!

This guy was talking nonsense! Deliberately changing the subject!

The more the woman thought about it, the angrier she got. She turned around and walked away, but after walking more than ten meters, she found that the guy was still hesitating in place, constantly looking to the east.

The woman stopped and said, "What are you still standing there for? Let's go!"

Roland asked cautiously, "Go where?"

The woman took a deep breath, calmed her mind, and said, "Do you still want to watch the sunrise?"

Roland: "???"

Roland stood there stunned for a full two seconds.

What was she just saying?

Let me sort it out. I got carried away and had a conflict with the slave-catching gang. Just when I was about to be killed, a fairy sister suddenly flew down and saved me.

Then, she asked me if I still wanted to watch the sunrise... What is all this?

Roland subconsciously looked at the sky.

Let's not talk about the inexplicable sunrise—hasn't the sun already risen?

The woman seemed to have noticed this problem too. She looked at the sky, and her expression became even more gloomy.

Roland said, "Ahem, Madam, I can go with you, but those two shepherdesses... That's right! My sister!"

Roland suddenly slapped his forehead. He said, "Madam, one of those two shepherdesses might be my sister. I have to go back and see them quickly!"

The woman frowned: "Sister?"

Roland said excitedly, "Yes, can you give me some time? Let me arrange things."

Roland felt that he must have encountered the legendary witch.

The kind of 'school witch' that Baron Hall mentioned. This is a real witch. In my world, that's a fairy!

No wonder she knew my name!

Witches have supernatural powers.

It seems that I really have magical talent! She wants to take me as a disciple!

I can go with her! But before that, I have to send Leona and that girl to Baron Hall.

I also have to say goodbye to Baron Hall.

Thinking of this, Roland was filled with mixed feelings.

The woman said, "Roland, I don't know what you're talking about, but your sister, Alice, is now at the Amir Royal Magic Academy."

Roland was stunned: "How do you know?"

Even Roland himself didn't know about this!

The woman rolled her eyes and said, "Let's go, while I'm still in the mood."

Roland interpreted this sentence as 'If you don't come with me, I won't accept you as a disciple.'

He hurriedly said, "Madam! Can you wait for me? Let me go see Leona!"

The woman was stunned and asked, "The sister you're talking about, wouldn't it be Leona?"

Roland said, "That's right!"

The woman rolled her eyes again, and she couldn't take it anymore.

She flashed and came to Roland's side, then grabbed Roland's shoulders.

Then, the scene in front of Roland changed, and he came to a cliff.

It was very secluded here, but the scenery was exceptionally good.

Just as Roland was confused, Roland saw the fairy sister conjuring up canvases, easels, brushes, paints, etc., as if by magic.

The woman said with a cold face, "Roland, before I fulfill your despicable condition, you must first paint the paintings I want for me. You don't need to weave magic carpets, it's too time-consuming. But it must be 7 paintings!"

As she spoke, the woman bit her lip, her face flushed red: "Then you can touch me."

Roland was dumbfounded.

He found that this fairy sister had a bit of a mental problem.

No, I can't worship such a person as a teacher!

The scene of the fairy sister killing people kept echoing in Roland's mind. He thought about it and decided to go along with her.

At the same time, he had to create an opportunity to leave here. I wonder how Leona and the other girl are!

I have to go back and see them quickly!

Roland coughed and said pretentiously, "Tomorrow, I don't have time today."

The fairy sister's face became extremely ugly. Her face changed, as if she was making some kind of decision.

After a moment, she took a deep breath and said, "Okay. I promise you."

Looking at the expression on the woman's face, Roland knew that he had bet right!

Although he didn't know what this fairy sister was going crazy about, she would never kill him!

At least not before she got those damn paintings!

Roland breathed a sigh of relief. He stroked his chest and bowed slightly, just about to say something. As a result, the woman pushed Roland to the ground.

Then, she lifted her skirt and sat on Roland's lap.

The woman raised her head like a black swan and spat out a sentence from between her teeth: "You dog of a man, just you wait!"

As she spoke, she untied Roland's belt.

Roland was completely dumbfounded.

—Just as Roland said, he had never seen such a beautiful woman in his life!

And this big star sister really grew in his heart!

Can you imagine?

You are sixteen years old this year and are still in junior high school.

You really like a certain star. There are posters of her in the bedroom!

After the good brothers found out, they often teased you about it!

One day, if a fairy sister who is more beautiful than your idol comes to you—not only is she beautiful, but she also knows magic!

Then, she says that she is actually your wife, and then pushes you to the ground, and then hiss... The fairy sister is too damn run!

At this moment, many, many thoughts arose in Roland's mind.

He asked himself if he liked such a fairy sister—he did!

But what if she kills people like hemp, not a fairy sister, but a female demon?

What if she suddenly wakes up and realizes...

The fairy sister frowned and took a deep breath, actually letting herself... Roland suddenly became extremely excited, directly hugged the fairy sister, and pressed her to the ground.

On this secluded cliff, Roland wantonly indulged on the fairy sister's body.

In the beginning, the fairy sister was a little unwilling and a little angry... But she was pretending to refuse.

After a long, long time...

The two lay on the blanket, panting, watching the sunset.

Both of them were exhausted. Roland had enough crazy reasons.

The fairy sister also had it, because Roland was going to board the ship tomorrow.

According to the plan, the matter of the King of Yellow Fern might not begin until twenty years later. She didn't dare to tell Roland this time. So when she goes south to find Roland, it may already be more than twenty years later.

This is too long, she is afraid that Roland will be unhappy.

So she wanted to make Roland happy today, trying her best to please him and make him happy.

Roland was very happy today.

As a small sword attendant, Roland's biggest dream has always been to become a true knight and then have a small fief.

It's okay if I can't become a knight, I'll become a mercenary and then earn a thousand gold oceans! Become a rich man!

Well, I must also have a horse.

This has always been Roland's dream.

He never thought that he could be with such a woman. Is this the kind of adventure that the mercenary brothers often talk about?

If in this life, I could marry such a wife, Roland felt that his dream was about to change!

Indeed, she has mental problems, but yes, people have mental problems.

Moreover, she has a fiancé. A fiancé who is also named Roland.

To be precise, it is a nobleman who may also be named Roland and has the title of baron!

That is a nobleman!

A nobleman who is incredibly noble!

Roland heard the fairy sister call himself that.

What have I done!

A feeling of incomparable guilt suddenly arose in Roland's heart.

Yes, today is a mistake.

A terrible mistake.

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Just now, in that madness, Roland's head was hot, and he didn't think about anything.

But now that his mind is clear, he has the feeling of taking advantage of others... I am really too shameless!

Roland, ah, Roland, people have mental problems, how can you do this...

“You don't deserve me!”

He couldn't help but want to slap himself.

The boy's simple heart tormented Roland.

He suddenly sat up and looked at the woman beside him.

The Fairy Sister looked at Roland with a gentle, adoring, and questioning gaze.

At this moment, Roland's conflicted heart had made a decision.

He recklessly said a string of words like this: "Miss Catherine, I just heard those sweet words you said to me. To be honest, my greatest wish in this life might be to marry you."

At this moment, Miss Catherine's heart was about to melt.

But the next sentence made Catherine roll her eyes fiercely.

Roland said: "But I don't deserve you, I deserve to die! I did such a thing to you while you were in a state of impaired judgment. We actually met for the first time today, and you might have mistaken me for your fiancé.

I'm just a sword-wielding attendant of Baron Holler."

Catherine was truly speechless. She had been saved by Roland once before—that was because she was really at her limit.

This time she saved Roland—but it was because Roland was acting crazy!

Catherine said speechlessly: "I knew it! You started acting crazy after you were done with me... No, you were acting crazy when you were fighting those bandits! No wonder you looked like that! I thought you were just playing a prank!"

This guy was obviously judging others by himself, thinking that Roland was like her, full of wicked tastes.

Roland felt a headache after hearing Catherine's words—the Fairy Sister seemed to think he was her fiancé.

Roland believed that as long as he said 'yes,' he could definitely abduct the Fairy Sister, tie her up, take her home to be his wife, and be happy every day.

But he couldn't do that!

Roland wanted to say something, but Catherine stopped him.

She said: "Roland, think back, what did you do this morning—I mean, starting from 3 a.m.?"

Roland said: "I was preparing for the autumn hunt. You know, as a..."

Catherine waved her hand to interrupt: "Where is this? Do you know what place this is?"

Roland said: "The Sea Fortress Kingdom, to be precise, the southernmost seaport in the East Territory."

Catherine said: "Baron Holler is a Valerian, and Valeria is more than four thousand kilometers away from here!

Do you know what that means?

It means that to get here from there, you have to pass through many kingdoms, countless bandits and robbers, and climb mountains and wade through water for a whole year!

Don't tell me you came here from such a distant place just to hunt!

Oh no~~ Sea trade. It should be sea trade.

Coming here can only be for this.

But there is a sea just over three hundred kilometers southeast of Valeria. You came here for sea trade?!"

Sweat dripped down Roland's face.

What does four thousand kilometers mean?

It means twice the distance that 'Wang Chongyang' was exiled to 'Longchang'!

It means four times the distance of being exiled to the bitterly cold Ningguta!

Come here for sea trade?

What a joke!

If you walk a little further, you can go to the Western Paradise to get the scriptures!

Roland asked tremblingly: "Then, then what was I doing at three in the morning?"

Roland: "."

Catherine continued: "After we were done, you wanted to drag me to watch the sunrise, I didn't want to go, I wanted to sleep, so you said you'd go up the mountain to wait for me and practice your archery.

I turned around and waited for you here... As a result, I found you playing with bandits at the foot of the mountain!

Oh, no, that's not right, you probably weren't playing, you really thought you couldn't beat them!

Don't you think about it, those people stabbed you with so many swords, and then cut your throat with daggers, but you didn't even break your skin!

Are you a knight's attendant?!

You are a wizard!

The only injury on your body is the place where you got shot!"

Catherine pinched Roland's waist hard—there was a small bruise there.

A handgun shot on this guy's body only left a bruise.

At the level of a formal wizard, things like firearms can no longer kill them.

If you refine your body further, the lead bullets fired from firearms will be a little stronger than BBs.

This is still Roland wearing normal clothes. If he wears a robe, even an ordinary robe, firearms can't hurt him.

For them, the deadly weapons of mortals are already toys.

Roland silently pried open Catherine's fingers. Her pinch really hurt.

Catherine asked: "Roland, what caused your illness this time? No, it's impossible, there are no mysterious phenomena here... Is it a sequela left after that incident?"

Roland looked at Catherine with a strange look and said, "I'm sick?"

Catherine said angrily: "You've always been sick! Your father, including your whole family... Sorry, I shouldn't say such things."

Roland's expression became even stranger.

His own family did seem to have some genetic history.

He asked: "So, you're not sick? Actually, I'm sick?"

Catherine was very angry, but after a pause, she sighed deeply.

She opened her arms and hugged Roland in her arms with a look of pity.

"Roland, I don't care what problems you have. The moment I decided to get engaged to you, I accepted you as you are. Even if you go crazy and can't get better... You still shouldn't go to the South. I'll find you another place."

Catherine babbled on and on. Roland listened patiently, then he pushed away this Fairy Sister and said: "Miss, thank you for your concern. Can I confirm one more time? Am I really your fiancé?"

Catherine nodded and said: "Yes. You, Roland. Von der Leyen. Tosta. Alexandra-Alleye are my fiancé. Although we haven't really gotten engaged."

Before she could finish speaking, Catherine saw Roland suddenly stand up, then pick a sage.

What is this guy going to do again...

Roland suddenly knelt on one knee. He said: "Sorry, dear Miss Catherine, I know this is very undignified, but I am very poor. I have some things on me, but they don't seem to be mine, and I can't move them around.

But I should be responsible.

In our hometown, there is such a custom..."

As Roland spoke, he wrapped the sage around Catherine's wrist.

He continued: "A man, if he hopelessly falls in love with a woman, then he must wrap sage around her wrist. Then, they are engaged.

I know that for a noble person like you, this ritual in my hometown may be a bit simple.

But I swear that in the future, I will definitely give you a solemn engagement ceremony that is enough to satisfy you!

Please believe me, I will shoulder the responsibility of a fiancé, no matter what happens in the future, even if it means sacrificing my life, my heart will always be yours.

Please marry me!"

Catherine pursed her lips and leaned into Roland's arms: "Roland, this is the most satisfying engagement ceremony for me."