I, the wizard, the foolish Buddha
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Roland said, "The Great Path has already been twisted, so whether one walks the path of Truth alone or the path of Faith alone, problems will gradually arise.
Therefore, Truth Wizards like the Thousand-Eyed King and the White Queen suddenly realize that they have to come into contact with Faith in order to push open another door!"
Little Doll Senior couldn't help but nod secretly.
Her father and mother, out of desperation, chose to come into contact with Faith. After coming into contact, they found that their situation had improved!
They had always suspected that this might be a conspiracy of the gods, but they couldn't find any evidence.
They never knew why their situation would improve after practicing both Truth and Faith.
But now, Roland has seen through this secret!
Indeed, Roland was able to see it by using the 'Quiz Machine' in conjunction with the 'Old Testament', standing on the shoulders of giants. But this guy is a genius!
After all, she also stood on the shoulders of giants... but didn't see anything.
Is this the comprehension of someone with Seven Elements aptitude?!
Roland continued, "People say that the path of Truth and Faith is an abnormal path, and you will see an abnormal world.
But in fact, the problem is with this world!
It's just that this path only reveals this abnormal world to the door opener!
Those who don't walk this path are fine; they can't see the abnormal world, so whether they themselves have problems is random.
But those who walk this path are different!
They can see the complete world!
People who have walked this path before have been trying their best to find the right door.
Many people have had problems, so they think they have gone through the wrong door.
But in reality, there is no right door at all!
Walking through one door alone will surely lead to madness!
It would be strange if there were no problems!"
Hearing this, Little Doll Senior couldn't help but secretly look at Roland, and she thought to herself: 'Then how can you walk through two doors together? How can you walk through two doors alone?'
Roland said at this time: "The front door is the front door, and it is also the mad door.
The mad door is the mad door, and it is also the front door.
The front door is the mad door, and the mad door is the front door.
One door is two doors, and two doors are one door.
All doors are one door!
One door is all doors!"
After hearing these words, Little Doll Senior gave Roland an awkward but polite smile—take some medicine, you can't advance like this!
Roland said, "The Mermaid's Old Testament can allow me to walk through both doors together.
But the problem is, my path doesn't directly lead to these two doors. I have to find these two doors from the void.
But I will definitely find them.
I don't even need to take the last step to get in.
Because I am already behind the door!
I can't see the door now, and I can't see the butterfly behind the door.
But as long as I eat it before I see it, I will be standing behind the door!"
Little Doll maintained a polite smile.
Roland shook his head and said, "I'm talking to a doll again.
That's right, Senior can't possibly stare at me like this every day... This is pretty good."
Closing the book, Roland got up and sat on the carpet to prepare for his advancement.
Seeing Roland leave, the corner of the Little Doll's mouth, who was pretending, twitched fiercely.
Just listen to what this guy just said?
She understood what Roland meant.
Roland meant that he was now standing on a broken bridge and couldn't find the road to the other side of the broken bridge. If he forcibly moved forward, he would step into the void and be doomed.
So, Roland said, since he couldn't find the road, there was no need to look for it.
Because he wasn't actually standing on this side of the bridge, but was already standing on the other side.
Because, on the other side, there was a robber who wanted to kill him. And he was the robber who wanted to kill him!
So, he was on the other side.
Therefore, he didn't need to take this last step.
Just listen to what nonsense this is!
It's completely crazy logic!
No, it's a paradox!
This is a paradox!
If you can succeed with this, I'll do a handstand and dance!
Little Doll Senior felt that she couldn't let Roland go crazy like this anymore.
If he was sure he was right, she wouldn't stop him. But his current mental state was obviously problematic!
That mad and evil Old Testament was problematic!
Thinking of this, Little Doll Senior couldn't hold back any longer, and she flew to Roland's side.
As soon as she flew to Roland's side, she was slightly stunned.
In front of Roland, there was an empty, dusty small crystal bottle—that was the Thunder Bird's advancement holy medicine.
Senior remembered that this holy medicine had just been placed on the desk! Right next to her!
Roland didn't take the holy medicine when he left the desk!
He didn't drink the holy medicine just now either.
But there was an empty bottle in front of him.
Moreover, the bottle was covered in dust, as if it had been placed here for many, many years.
In astonishment, Little Doll Senior discovered that Roland's clothes also had dust on them!
Looking again, Roland also had spider webs hanging on him!
There were also some mosquitoes and insects stuck to the spider web. And a small house spider was greedily sucking on its delicious meal there.
It was as if it had been making its home on Roland's shoulder for a long, long time.
The entire doll of Little Doll was stunned there.
Dust, spider webs, empty magic potion bottle...
Little Doll Senior rubbed her eyes hard, she was sure she hadn't seen wrong.
Little Doll Senior suddenly closed her eyes, as if her divine sense had left here.
A moment later, Little Doll Senior suddenly opened her eyes again. She grabbed her wizard hat, looking very distraught. It seemed that the entire doll was not well!
She shouted in her heart: "The time is not wrong!
Only half a minute has even passed! I haven't suddenly passed many, many years in a daze!"
Just then, Little Doll discovered that Roland's eyelids moved, and an extremely large divine thought emanated from his body.
—He succeeded?!
—This guy succeeded?!
Seeing Roland slowly open his eyes, Little Doll Senior quickly flashed to the table, and then her divine sense left the doll's body.
Roland slowly opened his eyes.
Seven-colored magic brilliance flashed in his eyes, and then the magic brilliance turned into pure white holy flames.
Roland's body faintly exuded the aura of the early Second Order, but his power was very stable.
Withdrawing the released power from his eyes, Roland's face was a little unsightly.
He said: "That's bad. After I ate the butterfly, it seems like I digested it for a long, long time. I feel like four or five years have passed, then probably twenty or thirty years have passed!"
Thinking of this, Roland sensed the outside, and then he was slightly stunned.
Everything outside was as usual.
Florence was sitting there with a dazed look on her face, wondering what she was thinking.
Twenty or thirty years, the southerners should definitely be old.
But Florence was still young.
At this time, Florence seemed to notice Roland's gaze, and she forced a smile and said, "Do you want to eat something?"
Roland stood there in a daze, and he asked, "What year and month is it now?"
At this time, there was a sudden sound on the fence door outside the scripture copying hall, and Florence came back to her senses and walked into the small passage.
After Roland saw this scene through the puppet avatar, he closed his eyes and used a new magic after advancement.
Immediately, Roland in the study suddenly disappeared. Then, the scarecrow in the scripture copying hall instantly became colorful like butterfly wings, and then slowly turned into Roland.
Then, Roland put his hand in front of his mouth and spat out a small scarecrow.
—Roland, like eating a butterfly, drilled into the body of the straw puppet and ate it. Then he spat the scarecrow out again.
Looking at the clothes on his body, Roland found that he was wearing the 'uniform' and 'pseudo-holy robe' of the straw puppet.
And the little scarecrow was wearing the casual clothes that Roland was wearing in the study.
At this time, Roland found that there was a lot of dust and spider webs on the casual clothes. His face couldn't help but become very strange.
Judging from his clothes, it must have been a long, long time.
But why was Florence still so young?
Did Senior give her the elixir of immortality?
Has she been guarding here all these years?
How is Senior doing?
Has the matter of the Mind-Seizing Holy Spirit ended?
What year and month is it now?
In a belly full of doubts, Roland suddenly heard the voices of knights coming from the small passage.
—"Great Deacon, today is July 30, 1895, and the current time is 12:37 noon. In addition, Lord Williams sent someone to look for you before, hoping that you can go to his semi-study with Mr. Lawrence after lunch."
—"Very well, may the dawn be with you."
—"May the dawn be with you."
Roland was stunned in place.
Not many, many years have passed.
His puppet came to the scripture copying hall in the morning. The main body was refining the alchemical Thunder Bird Holy Medicine in the Serpent Ring in the morning.
He remembered that when he entered the study of the Serpent Ring, he also looked at the time—it was about eleven o'clock.
When he meditated and advanced, he also glanced at the time, and the time was 12:35.
So, only two minutes have passed in total.
But he clearly felt that he had stayed in that 'pseudo-god kingdom' of the butterfly for a long, long time!
And here on the outside, his clothes were also covered in a layer of dust.
Looking inward at the Serpent Ring again, and looking at the situation in the study, Roland noticed an empty crystal bottle on the carpet—that was the holy medicine that had been drunk.
After thinking呆滞 for a while, Roland slowly understood everything.
“I didn't take the final step, but the power of the plane's space-time forcibly completed it. I glitched my way to an upgrade and created a bug!”
When Florence returned to the scripture-copying hall, she saw Roland sitting at the long table, secretly looking in a mirror and spacing out.
It was the Mirror of Truth.
The corner of Florence's mouth twitched fiercely. She came to Roland's side, wanting to secretly peek at the mirror. But Roland seamlessly put the mirror away.
However, Florence secretly took out a small mirror from her bosom and quietly shone it on Roland from behind. Then, the corner of her eye twitched fiercely—the great moth's wings were even more gorgeous!
Roland turned his head to look over, and Florence inconspicuously put away the mirror, asking with great concern, "Mr. Lorence, are you alright?"
Roland looked up at Florence and noticed that her expression was particularly serious.
Roland smiled and said, "I'm fine."
Florence hesitated for a moment and said, "Did you comprehend something while studying the Bible? Have you stepped into the second Gate of Faith?"
Roland smiled and said, "Little Nun Florence, you're joking. I stepped into the second Gate of Faith many years ago."
Lorence himself was at the early stage of second tier, far inferior to his wife.
After a pause, Roland added, "No, I did comprehend something. Isabella should no longer be my opponent now."
Florence gave Roland a polite smile.
She said, "I look forward to your exchange."
Florence clearly thought Roland was boasting. Her meaning was obvious—once 'Isabella' teaches you a lesson, you'll know!
Roland smiled and didn't speak.
The 'Isabella' he was referring to was Senior Sister.
With my current angel form, the real Isabella is no longer qualified to fight me.
Roland asked, "By the way, what's the matter with Lord Williams asking us to go over?"
Florence shook her head with some doubt and said, "Let's eat something, and then we'll go over."
Roland was also a little hungry. He reached out and touched the white bread in the basket, feeling it was very soft and warm, and couldn't help but feel his appetite stir.
The two of them ate some bread with vegetable soup.
While eating, Roland noticed that Little Nun Florence seemed... seemed to dislike him very much.
Since he had just rummaged through the bread with his hands, she never touched those two pieces of bread again.
Well, but that's also true. Rummaging through the bread one by one with your hands is quite unrefined.
After eating, the two entered the small passage. The passage was a bit crowded, and there was physical contact when the two walked side by side.
Florence took half a step back with great disgust, and then gave Roland a polite smile, asking him to go first.
—Just now when eating, Roland thought Florence might have some kind of mental cleanliness, but now Roland realized that she seemed to despise him from the bottom of her heart, unwilling to let him touch her.
The original Florence wasn't like this.
Roland couldn't help but sigh silently: 'What did Catherine do with my identity during this period that made people despise me so much?'
Along the way, Florence led the way in front, and Roland followed behind, scanning his current situation with the Book of Aleya.
He silently recited 'New Abilities' in his mind, and the Book of Aleya displayed the new things that appeared after Roland's advancement.
[Roland]
[Path of Truth: Black Sanctity's Dawn (Early Second Tier)]
[Magic: ...a whole bunch of level 7 spells...]
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[Special Magic:
1. Holy/Mad Angelic Lightning Halberd lv4;
2. Pseudo. Advent of Heaven lv1;
3. Pseudo. Mermaid's Gaze lv0;]
[Passive:
1. Butterfly: You can eat your own clones like butterflies, including eating your angelic form.
2. Aleya's Foolish Angelic Form: Manifests the angelic form.
3. Thunder Ash Force: +25% Lightning Element Affinity;]
The Butterfly trick was the trick Roland used before to enter the straw puppet's body, eat the straw puppet, and spit out the puppet.
He can eat all of his clones, including his angelic form.
In theory, Roland can digest the straw puppet—it will replenish magic power and a certain amount of health.
Of course, he can also digest the angelic form.
Roland originally considered using this trick to get rid of his angelic form, but he found that he couldn't do it so simply and rudely.
Because the angelic form is his Dharma form, once he digests it, he will be severely injured.
Roland thought to himself: 'Alas, my angelic form is like my tail. If the Church sees this thing, it will indeed be a big problem. But the tail is what I use to maintain balance.
Without it, it's not easy for me to walk on this tightrope of the Path of Truth.'
Roland currently has no way to change it, so he can only carry it with him for now.
He comforted himself with such words: 'In Buddhism, aren't there also Dharma forms such as Arhats with golden bodies and wrathful Vajras? Erlang Shen also has a Dharma form with a blue face and fangs.
My Aleya angelic form is also such a Dharma form.'
Roland looked at the 'Thunder Ash Force'.
He thought to himself: 'The Thunder Ash Force... the effect of that holy medicine is really simple and crude.'
The holy medicine for Thunder Bird advancement from the southern recipe had a very simple and crude effect. It just increased Lightning Element Affinity by 25%.
With the addition of the Holy Ring, Roland felt that he could now shout lightning and transform into lightning like a Thunder Bird.
Now when using lightning magic, Roland hardly needs to guide it anymore.
Or rather, as he further understands lightning, he feels that he can guide lightning in another way.
He really wants to try it, but he has to wait for the werewolf, this good target, to come out.
In terms of magic, when Roland got off the boat, his magic had already been raised to level 6, and level 6 magic is the limit of a first-tier wizard.
So although Roland often goes crazy, and his understanding of magic exceeds level 6, he couldn't use level 7 magic before.
But now all of his magic has inexplicably been raised to level 7.
Roland thinks there are two explanations.
One is that his magic, like his realm, was stuck in a bottleneck before.
This time when he advanced, he had a sense of sudden enlightenment, and many magics that were already stuck in a bottleneck broke through naturally.
However, if this is the case, only some of the magic should have broken through to level 7. After all, he didn't specifically try to comprehend various magics when advancing.
So, there is a second explanation.
This explanation is that his inner demon's realm is at the early stage of the second tier, and its magic is also at level 7.
In the process of digesting the inner demon, it is equivalent to comprehending one's various abilities when advancing. This has led to new insights in magic.
The appearance of special magic also confirms this.
Thinking of this, Roland looked at those 4 special magics.
That Holy/Mad Angelic Lightning Halberd was raised by one level after the advancement. This should be from the nourishment of the inner demon.
The Advent of Heaven is also the same. This is the secret technique given by the old divine stick.
Roland had only glanced at it when he was free before, and didn't study it carefully. But in another timeline, Roland's inner demon knew this trick. After digesting it, Roland obtained this ability.
The old divine stick's Advent of Heaven magic is actually very crazy. In the Black Abyss, it can be regarded as a mysterious side magic that can be written in textbooks.
The 'Mad Lightning Halberd' has a bit of an excessive degree of madness.
But this magic is not too crazy, because although it is a little crazier than 'Squeak Squeak', it still belongs to the category of 'Heraka's Mental Illness'.
But 'Mermaid' and 'Butterfly (Passive)' are different.
These two tricks come from Roland's understanding of the old scriptures of the Compassionate Holy Mother, and they are much crazier than things in the 'Heraka's Mental Illness' category.
Roland can't tell whether 'Pseudo. Mermaid's Gaze' is something he comprehended after digesting the Butterfly inner demon, or a new magic he comprehended when advancing.
Because it is essentially a new magic based on 'Forbidden. Polymorph' and 'Mind Blast'.
This trick can instantly kill people with low SAN values.
Roland now has a lot of magic that reduces SAN. Squeak Squeak is for reducing SAN, and the Mad Lightning Halberd is also a SAN-reducing thing.
If a person's SAN is reduced to the point where it can't be reduced anymore, using 'Mermaid' can directly kill the enemy.
For those whose SAN value is not enough, after being hit by the Mermaid trick, they will directly become strange things like 'Aberrant Spider'.
Of course, becoming an 'Aberrant Spider' is just a metaphor. No one knows what will happen after being hit by this trick.
It may turn into a rice cooker.
Using this trick on people with high SAN, they won't lose health, but their SAN will drop wildly.
The worst thing is that the person who is hit can't feel that they have been hit at all.
In their opinion, they will feel that Roland seems to have used a very powerful magic, but he is not skilled in using this magic, so he did not successfully cast it.
Even worse is that the caster can't feel whether he has used the Mermaid or not.
Even if the other party has turned into a rice cooker, he can't see it.
Because this trick, like 'Squeak Squeak', hurts the enemy a thousand, and hurts oneself a thousand.
The most crucial thing is that Roland isn't really familiar with this move. So, when he uses it himself, he's not even sure if he's pulled it off!
This is what's so unsettling.
It's possible that at a critical moment, Roland and his enemy both turn into rice cookers, but neither of them even notices!
However, under certain circumstances, Roland can be sure whether or not he's used this move—that is, by using it on himself.
Reverse-killing himself.
Or rather, using it to increase his SAN value.
Like 'Manic Thunder Halberd,' it's two sides of the same coin. It can be used to lower someone's SAN, and it can also be used to stabilize a person's own anchor point.
When one's SAN has already dropped to the point of 'indistinguishable,' using a few Mermaid's Gazes on oneself with the 'Mirror of Truth' can restore SAN.
Once SAN is restored, one can tell what they've been doing.
But there's a prerequisite here, and that is that Roland has to use it when he's 'distinguishable'!
Roland closed the book and fiercely covered his eyes.
Every move from the Butterfly Heart Demon is incredibly mind-blowing, and the side effects are ridiculously large.
When Roland was digesting the Butterfly Heart Demon, he specifically chose a few that were okay, but they still blew his mind.
What Roland found even more unacceptable was that he actually knew all of the Heart Demon's moves!
They were all his moves, all his magic—his and the Heart Demon's magic catalogs were exactly the same!
However many cantrips Roland knew, the Heart Demon knew the same amount.
However many spells Roland knew, it knew the same amount.
Basically, it was neither more nor less. Almost completely identical.
But, his and the Heart Demon's magic were also different.
For example, 'Light Fire.'
Roland knew 'Light Fire,' and the Heart Demon also knew Light Fire.
But Roland's Light Fire was a normal Light Fire. But the Heart Demon's Light Fire was different. It was 'Mad Fire'!
Roland couldn't help but ponder a question.
When he revealed his angel form, what magic did he use?
Roland thought to himself: 'This is the South, this ultimate move can't be used carelessly. Otherwise, if people see it, there will be trouble. Moreover, those magics have extreme pollution, and it's not easy to deal with after using them.'
Lost in thought, Roland and Florence had already arrived in front of the semi-study.
William said he hadn't arrived yet, and there was no one in the semi-study.
This semi-study was quite large, and it contained many strange and interesting objects. It reminded Roland of Dean Black Abyss's study.
In the room, a table that looked like a card table caught Roland's attention. He nervously walked over to take a look, and found that it wasn't the Seven-Point Table, but an ordinary four-person table—with playing cards on it.
So Roland breathed a sigh of relief.
He looked around and asked, "Is there a bathroom here?"
He drank a bit too much cream of mushroom soup this morning, and Roland didn't want to go to the bathroom inside the Serpent Ring. So he had been holding it in all day.
Florence was originally curiously fiddling with a celestial motion device in the room—Southerners obviously had a different understanding of astrology than wizards.
Florence was very curious.
Hearing Roland's words, she said, "There's a bathroom in the semi-study. Do you see that half-wall? It's over there."
Roland went to the bathroom.
Since this semi-study was used by Williams to entertain guests, the toilet was not large, with only two stalls.
The toilet was still the kind of seat that looked like a kang, but it seemed to have drainage, and it could flush.
As he untied the cumbersome and wide knight's belt, Roland heard a woman enter the stall next door, followed by a rustling sound.
Roland's mind conjured up Florence's figure, and he couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed.
He also turned on the faucet—like a waterfall.
The edge of the stone cave seemed to be washed away.
The woman next door left first.
Roland let the water run for a long time before fastening his belt and walking out.
At the door, a charming woman was washing her hands.
Roland couldn't help but be slightly stunned.
It was Brianna.
Seemingly seeing Roland in the mirror, Brianna smiled at Roland in the mirror.
She actually said directly, "Young man, your firepower is quite strong. No wonder that little girl Catherine likes you so much."
Roland's expression was a little strange, he thought: 'Why is Brianna so bold today? She even dares to call Senior Sister a little girl... No, this is not Brianna, it must be Senior Sister!'
Roland coughed, came to her side and washed his hands, and asked in a low voice: "Why did you come here?"
Brianna glared at Roland and said in a low voice: "You can come, why can't I come? Williams brought the medical records, you should take a good look at them later."
Saying that, she reached out and wiped Roland's butt, then twisted her butt and left.
Roland thought: 'Brianna must be Senior Sister!'
'Um, so Williams asked me to come over for this matter.'
He thought that only himself, Senior Sister, and Florence would come today. As a result, as soon as he entered the semi-study, Roland saw four people standing in the room.
These four people were Old Stick, Johnson, Williams, and Coleridge. All four people whom Roland had suspected were there.
Roland's expression couldn't help but become ugly.
Is this to make me identify them on the spot?
At this time, Roland suddenly found that the atmosphere in the room was a bit wrong. Brianna's expression was also a bit ugly.
Roland's heart suddenly skipped a beat, and he thought: 'Bad! Williams sold us out! The werewolves are going to act today!'
Why is Florence also involved? Could she also be a werewolf?! Impossible, she definitely didn't participate in this matter! She wasn't on the seventh floor before, she was the Grand Deacon of the Dean's Office, she is not a werewolf.'
Roland couldn't help but look at Florence, and found that she was still foolishly tidying up the card table.
She complained, "Dean, how can you do this, taking the patients to fool around again."
Williams said with a smile: "Play a few games, play a few games."
In his words, Florence扣ed the bottom of that square table, and stretched the table—it turned into a Seven-Point Table in the blink of an eye.
Roland was slightly stunned, he counted the people in the room... Grass! Grass! Grass!
Hiss... Wait a minute.
What am I afraid of now?
You are 'angels,' and I am now also an 'angel'!
Today, let's go diving together.
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