I was expelled from Hogwarts?

early morning,

Rove and Neville left the Hufflepuff common room and entered the auditorium. They froze in place before taking a few steps.

The walls are covered in red roses and heart-shaped confetti that keeps falling from the light blue ceiling, and the tables are covered in pink heart-shaped stickers...

Rove almost thought that he went to the wrong set and came to the wedding ceremony.

Could it be that a professor is getting married? Wait, are there any unmarried teachers at Hogwarts?

Well...seems to be all singles!

After the two sat down at the Hufflepuff dining table, Rove asked strangely, What day is today?

Neville thought about it, and said with some uncertainty: It seems to be the 2400th anniversary of the death of the famous ancient Greek herbalist Theofrastus.

...

Your kid usually has such a poor memory, but when it comes to herbs, his memory suddenly improves, right?

Rove pointed to a few large radios in the distance, and the wizard radio station inside was playing the weird sisters'... single love songs.

Single love songs on anniversary, right?

But there is one thing to say, Luo Fu participated in many funerals in his previous life, and many filial sons with loving fathers and filial sons would indeed ask the suona band to sing love songs, and even invite dancers to dance vigorously in front of the coffin... Thinking about it this way, it seems acceptable .

Don't you guys look at the calendar when you go out? Hannah smiled and said, Today is February 14th... Valentine's Day!

In fact, it wasn't just Rove and Neville who didn't look at the calendar, but also Professor McGonagall.

After she entered the auditorium, she was shocked when she saw those fancy dresses. She walked towards the guest seat and said in amazement:

what's going on?

Professor McGonagall, you should ask Professor Lockhart. Professor Flitwick said with a straight face.

Snape also had a sneer at the corner of his mouth, looking like he didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement.

Professor Lockhart, could you please explain? Professor McGonagall asked.

Professor Lockhart was arranging his pink robes, which he specially designed to match those decorations, and he said cheerfully:

Valentine's Day, Minerva, let the students celebrate.

Valentine's Day? Professor McGonagall was furious, and she said angrily, Is this a holiday that students should celebrate?

Don't be so rigid, Professor McGonagall, it's the 1990s, not when you were young. Professor Lockhart said with a smile:

Students have different ideas and are very open. I dare say a third of the students have had puppy love.

Don't be so conservative. You live like ascetic monks all day long. I don't know if you think that to be a professor at Hogwarts, you must sign a single agreement.

Lockhart whistled and joked:

Especially Professor Snape, he's in his early thirties, and he's not too young... Could it be that he hasn't had a serious relationship yet?

The smile on Snape's face disappeared instantly, and he stared at Lockhart as if he wanted him to drink a glass of poisoned wine.

Professor Flitwick didn't dare to breathe, Lockhart is so aggressive... isn't he afraid of death?

Lockhart was really not afraid. Behind him stood the house elf to protect him, and he could escape no matter what happened.

Professor Lockhart, what time is it now?! Professor McGonagall said angrily:

The man who attacked Mrs. Filch and Pince has not yet been caught!

That's why... Lockhart insisted, the school needs to boost morale and erase the memory of the attack! Believe me, I'm pretty good at it.

Lockhart stood up, waved his arms, and said loudly:

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! Twenty-five people have sent me Valentine's Day cards so far, and I want to thank them all!

Yes, I took it upon myself to arrange this little surprise for you...and that's not all!

Lockhart clapped his hands, and strode into twelve male dwarfs from outside the auditorium. They were wearing sexy short skirts, with golden wings on their backs, and harps on their backs...the appearance was so ugly that many People vomited.

They are today's Cupid, the God of Love! Lockhart grandly introduced:

Anyone who has written a love letter can give it to them and let them convey it on their behalf! Let's see who is the lucky one today and who has received the most love letters! I will reward a new book with my signature...

All the professors looked very ugly, they looked at each other, and they were all thinking about how to get rid of Lockhart.

But no matter how much Lockhart himself likes to brag, he is right, he is really good at enlivening the atmosphere of the castle...at least the classroom atmosphere is enlivened.

In every class, dwarfs suddenly break into the classroom and deliver Valentine's Day cards...bringing great trouble to the class.

In Transfiguration class, Professor McGonagall is teaching the students how to turn rabbits into boots, when a group of dwarves rush in... and scare the rabbit half to death.

Many little wizards were also frightened. They had never raised rabbits before. They didn't know that rabbits were naturally timid and sensitive, and they would be frightened to death if they made any movement.

Rove, a veterinarian, took the initiative to explain:

This is a typical acute stress syndrome. After the rabbit is stressed, the adrenal cortex hormone in the blood will soar, causing blood pressure to soar, and blood vessels to rupture, leading to its death... This is a completely normal phenomenon.

Finally, Rove also said that the group of rabbits has no diseases and can be eaten for lunch.

Professor McGonagall gave the boy a hard look, and decided not to use rabbits as teaching tools in the future.

In the Charms class, in order not to be disturbed, Professor Flitwick directly closed the door with a locking spell, and he also handed the spell to the students.

But the group of dwarves kept knocking on the door, so he had to reopen the door.

In potions class, the dwarves even came seven or eight times in a row to send Valentine's Day cards to Rove.

At the very beginning, Professor Snape deliberately laughed at Rove, took a love letter written to him by others, and read it aloud in public.

But as the dwarves came in more often, he got a little impatient, and Neville and Hannah were just like the rabbits... very irritable.

They blew up four crucibles in one class!

Finally, another dwarf rushed in and ran towards Rove.

Snape's face was gloomy as if dripping oil, and he said in a cold voice: Scamander, how many love letters is this? Is it over?!

I think another ten points off Hufflepuff for being a Hufflepuff courtesan!

I'm sorry, Professor. Shirley, who was sitting next to Rove, raised her hand and said weakly, This time it's a greeting card for me...

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Get rid of it! Snape snarled, Get out, both of you, and stand by the door!

With a crucible on his head! !

hurry up! ! !

Rove: ...

Shirley: ...

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(Chapter 2 is later, I dare not say the time, but it will definitely be there before tomorrow morning.)