I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

"Mom, Mom! Grandpa actually spoke!!"

Bai Yi shouted downstairs.

Soon, with the sound of going upstairs, a gentle woman walked over wiping her hands.

"What's going on? He actually spoke?"

The expression on the woman's face was indescribable. It didn't look like she was angry or happy.

Mu Xitang on the side had a strange face.

"Grandpa not only talks, he also speaks in foreign languages."

"Foreign language?" The woman looked surprised.

"Yeah, let's talk about Gude! Wai Rui Gude!" Shi Shi added.

Woman:? ? ? ?

what's the situation? Can giving a medicine cure the old man's hemiplegia?

The old man felt bitter in his heart.

Wasn’t the medical miracle in front of me forced by my filial son?

If I don't say anything, he's going to fuck my crotch. Can I do it if I don't say anything?

"Okay, you and dad go down to eat first, and I'll help your grandpa check up."

I don’t know if it’s Jiang Xiao’s illusion.

He felt that the old man's body actually trembled, as if he was a little afraid of the inspection.

Lunch was quite sumptuous, with three dishes and one soup.

Celery shredded pork, garlic lettuce, and a large plate of chicken.

so good?

At first, Jiang Xiao thought the lunch was bugs, internal organs, or something messy.

"Dad, help me serve the rice!"

"I want it too, I want it too, and I want daddy to help me serve the rice!"

"They want it, so I want it too."

"I want dad to help me tie my saliva towel!"

"I want it too! I can't reach the back, Dad~"

"Hmph! It's childish, but if they want it, then I want it too."

People in the live broadcast room couldn't hold back.

[Is this a weird story? 】

【This is simply the girl of my dreams! 】

[If you don’t understand, just ask, how should such a cute little loli be born? 】

[You have to get pregnant first before talking about anything else. 】

[If you don’t understand, just ask, I’m already over thirty today, is it normal that I still can’t get pregnant? My gender is male. 】

【? ? ? 】

Jiang Xiao gave them each a bowl of rice and tied saliva towels on them.

The four of them sat down and started eating.

The three little girls coquettishly asked their father to pick up the food for them, and at the same time they fawned over and asked their father to pick up the food for them.

No, it's not quite accurate to say it's a clamp.

Because all three little ones use the same spoon to scoop out their food.

"Dad, tell me a story after dinner. I want to hear the action-packed Superman vs. the Leaky Butt Monster!"

"Emm, no, dad, I want you to play pretending to be dead with me."

"Tch, it's boring. As long as I'm with dad, I'm willing to do anything."

The big yellow dog in the yard smelled the aroma of rice, came in with its tongue sticking out and its tail wagging.

"I also had a dog before. His name was Xiaobai. He was cuter than you~"

The big yellow dog's dangling tail froze, and then he clamped it down in frustration.

"Hahaha, come on, let me eat some chicken feet for you~"

The big yellow dog wagged its tail happily again.

The rest of the chosen ones didn't dare to slap their grandparents, so the feeding process was relatively slow.

Nowadays, a large number of foreigners have poured into the Dragon Kingdom live broadcast room.

However, most of them didn't say much, and they all stared at the screen silently.

'boom! ’

There was a loud muffled sound from upstairs, and the woman came down with a dark face.

Although Jiang Xiao didn't know what happened above, she was obviously not in a good mood.

"Waiting for me to eat? Who told you to use chopsticks!"

The big yellow dog immediately exploded and lay on the bottom of the table, whimpering 'wuwuwu'.

The three little girls immediately lowered their heads and put down their spoons, not daring to look directly into their mother's eyes.

Only Jiang Xiao, looking like a mad man, was still eating his own food.

"Husband! How could you do this? Why don't you wait for me to eat?"

"Obasan, you talk a lot of nonsense. Didn't you ask us to come down and eat first? You women like to play this trick. Hey, I really can't do anything to you."

Woman:? ? ?

"What does Obasan mean? If you don't want to call me wife, you can call me Sun Wei, but don't give me a nickname!"

Sun Wei's intuition told her that Obasan was not a good person to talk about.

Jiang Xiao didn't speak, but looking at his drooped eyelids, it could be seen that he didn't take Sun Wei's words to heart.

This new dad doesn’t seem to take me seriously?

Sun Wei's anger could no longer be suppressed. She pinched her waist with both hands and yelled at Jiang Xiao with her voice raised several ten cents higher.

"You still dare to eat! I have worked hard all day to take care of the baby and do the housework and cook! Is it easy for me?! Why are you standing there! Go help me pack the rice!!"

Jiang Xiao was frightened by her loud voice. She threw away her chopsticks and immediately stood on a stool with one foot in a pose of firing a laser.

"No! The angry old witch with three layers of belly appears!"

"Everyone, be careful, I'm here to protect you, moving light waves, sizzling."

Zizizi? ? ?

And you say I'm an old witch with a triple belly? ! !

Sun Wei almost laughed out of anger.

It had been a long time since she'd felt such rage.

Which father would normally be frightened like a grandson when he sees himself?

Seeing that Sun Wei was silent, Jiang Xiao even made a Superman gesture.

"Wow~~~~ha~ha~ha..."

dig away

This wave of operations made everyone in the Longguo live broadcast room look stupid.

[Really, if you say he is a der, he is not a der. He uses his pants as a vest. If you say he is stupid, he is not stupid. He uses a vest as his pants! 】

【I feel numb】

[They took me out of the three bedrooms and one living room in embarrassment. 】

[Going forward three hundred years, Jiang Xiao's operation is also quite explosive! 】

No, is this new dad so brave?

The big yellow dog's body was shaking like chaff.

The three little lolita stood up silently and stood aside, looking down at their toes and not daring to move.

Shi Shi's mouth moved, but she mustered up the courage to persuade.

"Mom, dad didn't mean it, please"

"Shut up!"

Sun Wei's voice had become hoarse and rough.

"The big-assed old woman, the three-layered fat belly Obasan, the wrinkled old monster is angry"

Jiang Xiao's harsh words made Sun Wei's body tremble.

These words are too weird to say, even for a normal woman, they are too much! ! !

Black mist emanated from Sun Wei's body, and some bloody lines began to appear on her face.

"Mom, please forgive me for once."

Shi Shi begged again.

No one expected that Shi Shi, who looked the coldest, was actually the most protective of Jiang Xiao.

"Yes, Mom, I, I really like this dad..."

"Mom, please don't eat dad for now, okay? I, I can't bear to do it either."

Seeing that her daughters liked the father in front of her so much, Sun Wei suppressed her resentment.

"Okay. If someone pleads for him next time, I will eat her too!"

The three little lolita lowered their heads, indicating that they would not dare to do it next time.

"Have a meal!"

Sun Wei was so angry that she served herself a bowl.

'boom! ’

The porcelain bowl filled with rice fell on the table with a thud.

"Give me food! Let me see who dares not to eat?!"

The three little lolita all sat down immediately, no longer laughing and joking with Jiang Xiao when eating, as if they were in prison.

Looking at the dull atmosphere, Jiang Xiao sighed helplessly.

"Well, you women are really moody."

After taking a few casual bites, Jiang Xiao dropped his chopsticks.

"Okay, you're full!"

Sun Wei frowned: "You are the only one who has eaten enough!"

If it weren't for the fact that her daughters liked this new father, she would have broken this idiot's neck!

Jiang Xiao's face turned red, and he scratched his head in embarrassment and replied.

"It's almost the same, hehehehe"

Sun Wei: Are you blushing like a bubble teapot? I'm not complimenting you, am I?

[The family’s financial situation seems not to be very good]

【The economy is bad? The ingredients of the three dishes are not the same, and there are two meat dishes, which I couldn't bear to eat anyway. 】

[Three dishes, tut tut tut]

[Do you still want to talk about home affairs? If I heard correctly, Sun Wei seems to eat her father a lot, right?]

【.】

[Ghost stories are already very dangerous, so why can’t everyone just enjoy it and have some fun? 】