I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk
Chapter 3 Let me have a bottle?
Before the people inside could agree, Jiang Xiao opened the door and walked in.
The first thing I did when I came in was to look around the ward.
Well, it's all white, with some yellow decorations on the walls, the usual warm-toned treatment method used in mental hospitals.
Lying on the hospital bed inside was a sexy woman dressed very enchantingly.
But she was wearing the same blue and white psychiatric uniform as Jiang Xiao.
"Uh, you, are you a new patient?"
The female psycho asked cautiously.
Strange, didn't we say that a new doctor was here today? How could this be a mental illness?
Jiang Xiao still replied in Mr. Pai's wise tone.
"What patient, I don't understand what you are talking about Sandy, you know, I am not a psychopath."
"My name is not Sandy, my name is Wang Xiaoai."
The female mental patient corrected Jiang Xiao's wrong name.
"No! You are not Wang Xiaoai. From now on, your name will be Sandy! Sandy who lives in the Oak House in Beechburg!!!"
Jiang Xiao frowned, dissatisfied that the other party did not cooperate with her in playing the plot.
Wang Xiaoai swallowed, feeling that this patient seemed to be more seriously ill than herself.
"No, you can't ask me to do anything. I...I only listen to the doctor."
Just listen to the doctor?
The little genius Jiang Xiao felt something in his heart. If he remembered correctly, there was a white coat in the office at the beginning?
"Okay, just wait! I'll be right back."
Jiang Xiao left the room and returned to the office where he started, saying hello to the security guard as he walked on the road.
"Hey, you look like a big guy like Shrimp Boss, you seem a little not very smart."
This set of operations stunned the audience.
[What's going on? I just seemed to see a trace of fear of Jiang Xiao on the mentally ill face]
【nonsense! You meet an expressionless mentally ill person on the street who insists on admitting that you are Sandy who lives in Bikiniburg. Aren't you afraid? 】
[No, this style of painting, why is the style of painting so weird?]
At this time, Dr. Wobuju had already passed the security guard's questioning and came to the mental ward.
After waiting for a long time, Wang Xiaoai was persuaded to take the medicine obediently.
After all, it took a lot of effort for Wobuju to get the other party to take medicine without making him angry.
After some guidance and communication from Wo Buju, Wang Xiaoai said with uncertainty that she seemed to be sick.
But what he couldn't understand was that Wang Xiaoai had forgotten what his illness was.
He just repeatedly said that he missed the other two patients very much and wanted to see them.
No matter how Wobuju asked, the woman seemed unable to tell any useful information.
No, this Wang Xiaoai doesn't seem to have anything of value in her body, so she has to find another way to break through.
Wobuju exited the first room and returned to the corridor in time.
Time is life, and he cannot hang himself on a tree. At the same time, he is also sorting out the little information he has obtained.
"She said she 'seems' to be sick? Isn't she even sure whether she is sick?"
"She also said that she missed the other two patients very much and wanted to see them."
"But Rule 5 clearly prohibits two crazy women from meeting each other. According to the rules, it seems that the two women have a grudge."
"But at present, patient No. 1 Wang Xiaoai's mood is very stable. Although he is a little silly, he does not seem to be weird."
"Is it possible that she said that deliberately because she wanted to trick me into bringing her to another mentally ill woman?"
"Perhaps, we can let her go see the male psychopath first?"
"Rule 5 says that the male psychopath loves the other two female psychopaths, so it should be okay for them to meet."
"Well, let's go see the other two patients first and then make plans!"
The live broadcast room of Lighthouse Nation was filled with praises.
【My old friend! Come and take a look, Dr. Wobuju’s reasoning is really excellent]
"For God's sake, his reasoning was as delicious as Aunt Susan's apple pie next door."
【This is simply great! I guess we can celebrate our doctor’s three-game winning streak early! 】
[Hahaha, luckily I reached the lighthouse, what the Chosen One from the Dragon Kingdom did was just like stupid groundhog behavior~]
Many Longguo people in the Lighthouse Country live broadcast room wanted to refute, but they were powerless.
One thing to say, Dr. Wobbju is really amazing.
Forget it, let's go see if that lunatic Jiang Xiao has been eliminated.
They returned to the live broadcast room of Longguo.
At this time, Jiang Xiao had returned to the house where he started.
"Sandy said she listened to the doctor, so I'll just put on this white coat."
Jiang Xiao put on her white coat, thought about it, and opened the cabinet again.
"I have to bring some gifts for my good friend Sandy. She will love these jelly beans."
[There seems to be nothing wrong with this idea.]
[The operation of this product happens to correspond to the rules? 】
[Hey, don’t have any hope for a mentally ill person. He can live a little longer. 】
Seeing Jiang Xiao coming out in a white coat, the security guard immediately had a warm smile on his face, and then he agreed with the game script!
"Hello, you are the new Dr. Jiang Xiao, right? We have three patients here in total, and they..."
"Please shut up this gentleman who looks like a shrimp bully. You don't need to tell Dr. Patrick what to do. I swear I know everything."
The smile on the security guard's face froze, and he almost gritted his teeth and said.
"Okay, okay, Dr. Pai Daxing, please do as you please."
Looking at Jiang Xiao's back, the security guard's lungs were about to explode.
What the hell, if the rules didn't allow me to do it myself, I would have wanted to tear this idiot alive right now!
‘DuangDuangDuang! ’
After knocking three times, Jiang Xiao entered the ward directly.
Wang Xiaoai's eyes lit up when she saw Jiang Xiao in a white coat.
"Dr. Jiang Xiao, you are here, my condition can be saved!"
[I understand, these weird things seem to only recognize clothes but not people.]
[No wonder the first rule requires players to wear white coats, otherwise the security guards will probably kill them when they enter the corridor. 】
[If you don’t understand, just ask, why was it okay that Jiang Xiao didn’t wear a white coat just now? 】
The barrage was silent for a while
Then a buddy said weakly.
[At first, Jiang Xiao was wearing a psychiatric suit, which seemed reasonable, right? After all, this is a mental hospital]
[That's right, the security guard may have just regarded Jiang Xiao as the new psychopath. 】
【Fuck! Look! What is Jiang Xiao doing? 】
I saw Jiang Xiao touching Wang Xiaoai's belly, and then pretending to frown and touch his chin.
"Oh, Sandy, you're in really bad shape right now."
Wang Xiaoai panicked a little after hearing the doctor's diagnosis.
"Dr. Jiang Xiao, what exactly is wrong with me? Also, my name is Wang Xiaoai, did you call me the wrong one?"
"No, no, you are Sandy, and I am Doctor Patrick. As we have agreed, you must listen to the doctor in everything."
"Ah?" Wang Xiaoai was stunned, "My name is Sandy? And your name is Patrick Star?"
"Man, that's probably what you think."
"Dr. Patrick Star, please save me. I still have people I love deeply, and I can't forget them!"
"Okay, luckily I was prepared. Look! Magic Skittles! Just eat this!"
Jiang Xiao took out the jelly beans just now.
"Dr. Patrick Star, this seems to be medicine, right?"
"Whatever you think, it doesn't matter."
【I wipe it! Is it true that a blind cat met a dead mouse, and he was allowed to last until the stage of giving medicine? 】
[Brother, don’t be happy too early, I always feel that something unexpected will happen]
Sure enough, Wang Xiaoai asked.
"Dr. Patrick, please tell me, how much of this should I take?"
"Oh, this question is too profound. I don't understand what you are talking about."
Wang Xiaoai: What? Is this a profound question? ? ?
Seeing Wang Xiaoai's distrustful eyes, Jiang Xiao spoke again.
"But I think you can eat one, because that's what I just did."
Oh, eat a bottle.
etc? God wants to eat a bottle? ! !
Wang Xiaoai's expression suddenly stiffened. Was this doctor planning to kill herself directly with medicine?
"Dr. Patrick Star, did you remember it wrong?"
Jiang Xiao was very dissatisfied that he was questioned by Sandy!
"That's right! That's it. Eat it now, Sandy!"
"Uh, I, I only take six pills, okay?"
Wang Xiaoai swallowed her saliva in fear and said weakly.
Jiang Xiao waved his hand indifferently.
"Okay, actually you can do as much or as little as you like, because it's not important at all."
[No way, my stomach hurts from laughing so weirdly that I almost couldn’t hold my breath when I knew I had to take a bottle! 】
[Wang Xiaoai: I thought you were the living Bodhisattva who came to save me, but I didn’t expect you to be the living King of Hell who is just asking for your life! 】
[I guess Wang Xiaoai is doubting life, hahahaha.]
[After taking it, Wei Wei was so frightened that she took the medicine on her own initiative. Wobu just talked to her for a long time before letting her take it honestly. 】
[I don’t know why, why do I feel that Jiang Xiao can pass the level? 】
[Well, brother, ideals are full. According to Jiang Xiao's virtue, if nothing unexpected happens, something will happen. 】
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